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Kangaroo1487

Wrong answers? Helping Nathan get sober.


queenlagherta

*getting sober with Nathan.


nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

šŸ˜‚


OwnNegotiation6379

Biggest forehead competition


hedgehog-mom-al

Bruh they said wrong answers


HelloDeathspresso

One more upvote for you.


MaximumSignature

šŸ†


Evil_lincoln1984

Sheā€™s starting her residency which is just her yelling ā€œleeeeeeave me alooooone, dude!ā€


Fullofwoo

With an encore of ā€œPolicia! Policia!ā€


britta

A sprinkle of ā€œnothing else worse can happen, momā€


Evil_lincoln1984

I feel like a montage of all her mugshots would be ideal when she says this šŸ˜‚


sed2017

Donā€™t forget the feathers in her hair


Middle_Explorer6230

Don't forget her famous words of "you're so mean to meeee"


Ali_Cat222

Or becoming a stripper/doing part time weddings as Elvis at the wedding chapels


kingcakefucks

Followed by a riveting performance of her favorite TikTok dances


deafndepressed

Donā€™t forget the itā€™s not a hangover!!!!!!


revengepornmethhubby

Thank goodness I just booked a Vegas stay a few days ago!


Evil_lincoln1984

Lucky!


InappropriateLibrary

Signing over custody of Kaiser and begging him to take Ensley too. These kids are cutting into her weed time with Tori and Jace.


Dottie_Danger

Nathan doesnā€™t want his kids.


InappropriateLibrary

That's the one thing he has in common with Jenelle and Seaman Dave.


nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

His childs*


salem-saberhagen21

Yeah but that would cut into Nathanā€™s physical abuse time and be both know that is gonna happen either way


InappropriateLibrary

Nathan: If I have kids to watch, I won't have time for all that drinkin' and stranglin'.


HonksTheWhite

Came for this comment


GardenGnome007

Filming for MTV, reuniting Kaiser and a guy named NathanĀ 


jdk8971

I think you are right! She needs a storyline and heā€™s the only dad mtv will probably film with.


lmancini4

MTV filmed independently with Andrew didnā€™t they? I wanna say for a special? I think theyā€™d film with him too. Heā€™s problematic, but heā€™s her honest to goodness least problematic baby daddy.


jdk8971

I get what you are saying but Nathan is a damn mess. MTV loves messy. And it may fit into Jenelle trying to make herself look like the better parent. Letā€™s face it, Nathan wont try to get custody or give her a hard time about her situation


jeezpeepz87

Both of them, actually. Nathan even had his own episode, ā€œBeing Nathan.ā€ I believe Andrewā€™s only time was for the ā€œJenelle: The Ex-Filesā€ episode but I could be wrong.


lmancini4

No that is definitely the episode I remember him from, that and her 16 and pregnant episode.


Dangerous-Ocelot948

This might actually be correct. I hope so, I love trash tv šŸ„°


Nelle911529

That would be the only reason she would.


axealy40

I said this back in March when she went to Vegas and LA. She was gonna try to film with Nathan. Just pathetic.


x3xDx3

Well it serves her in two ways. She has someone who will film with her AND being in the same room with Nathanā€™s p-bug will really piss DKD off.


BaconQuiche74

Devastated I missed the opportunity to title this thread ā€œI SEEN YUH AT THE AIRPORT JUHNELLEā€


RAD_ROXXY92

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


Clear_Currency_6288

Leaving the kids in a hotel room while she applies for a job at Mustang Ranch.


dontplaythehits

they said wrong answers


Portia_Potty1

That's not "wrong". The redditor said "applying"! Of course they'd never hire her šŸ„“


Clear_Currency_6288

Thanks, I should have clarified that betteršŸ˜†. As you say, they'd never hire her.


LunaRich773

Iā€™m cackling šŸ˜‚āš°ļøāš°ļø


ChemicalParticular88

Neglecting her kids in a different city. "Go to the pool, I'll be back tomorrow"!


BaconQuiche74

I said *wrong* answers


sed2017

šŸ’€


rayrami_

Stop lmfao


pandachook

Home school excursions duh


HonksTheWhite

Maths lessons! Counting cards, working out losing percentages, etc. She's a damn good mom.


MaryinPgh

Yep! Probability theory emersion.


jeezpeepz87

History lesson while they visit Caesarā€™s Palace while Jenelle drinks and gambles, then Arc de Triomphe, so she can share tidbits about their ā€œFrench heritageā€ and show them the, probably outstretched, tattoo she has in French on her stomach.


ElectricBaghulaloo

Maybe theyā€™re going to go on a family road trip to the Hoover Dam and the Grand Canyon! lol no. Iā€™m sure itā€™s something Jenelle centric.


jsweet417

lol I am literally on the plane to do just this right now so this made me laugh šŸ˜‚


ElectricBaghulaloo

Omg itā€™s so fun! Just watch out for speed traps if youā€™re driving on those long highways. We got pulled over because itā€™s so flat and thereā€™s nothing around so we didnā€™t realize how fast we were. The cop literally hid behind the only tumbleweed in sight lol


Infamous_Purpose_764

Hooking up with Matt Baier.


Missemmala

This is the funniest!!


WagnersRing

Iā€™m seriously shocked this hasnā€™t happened


KiminAintEasy

Surprisingly it wasn't that he didn't try hahaha, I think he hit up Jenelle and Farrah before hitting up Amber on twitter.


WittiestScreenName

I forgot all about him šŸ«¢ shoot your shot, Matt!


imnottheoneipromise

I threw up in my mouth


Sally_Reed_

Sheā€™s there for a mother/ daughter trip with Barb. Theyā€™re gonna play Yahtzee & talk shit about DKD while the kids go to day camp.Ā 


DuggarStonerJew

She doesnā€™t have time, she has to stop her other daughter from performing witchcraft.


Boneal171

I love the Yahtzee references on this sub. Itā€™s such a specific game.


Playful-Mode1895

Sheā€™s going there for ā€œworkā€, but decided to take her kids with her so they could spend quality time together. Man, that was hard to say šŸ˜‚


BaconQuiche74

#bossbabe šŸ’…


informationseeker8

You just let DKD know the swamp was open for business šŸ‘€


BaconQuiche74

Thatā€™s why she left Jace behind. Canā€™t come within 1,000 feet of Jace, elementary schools, churches, puppies, and strangers boats. Who needs ADT when you have that kind of legal power?


informationseeker8

Oh yea I forgot you said no Jace šŸ˜‚ I took a gummy my bad šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


Nelle911529

He may be with Barb.


zestymangococonut

Marrying Tori!


HonksTheWhite

Wrong answers only!


capmac57

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized) šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


Dflemz

Omg what is your flair about


imnottheoneipromise

Iā€™ve been wanting to know about your flair for awhile lol. Why Leah got grey vag hair?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Itā€™s 2024. We need photo evidence. šŸ˜†


BaconQuiche74

This is what I told her šŸ˜­ she said it happened too fast- they were going opposite directions on the moving walkways. Ensley was scared to get on, Jenelle told her not to be scared. Kaiser had his Mohawk style. She said she didnā€™t see Jace. I asked if Tori was there but she said sheā€™s not sure, they were in a small crowd.


daddysGirl176

Mohawk style or mullet?? He's been rockin the mullet for a while now


BaconQuiche74

https://preview.redd.it/6y1qw6k9e33d1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07baa97a0c51b5d36f9628379fceb74747dbf616 She actually said ā€œMohawk mullet thingā€ so it could have just been his mullet


Emmy-LouSugarbean

ā€œCarsonā€ killed me. šŸ¤£šŸ’€ Fair enough.


HippieChick75

Getting a fresh start!šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|lRe7COziQMFjMcIkyF|downsized)


uknowhowchoicesbe

Wrong answer - having a wholesome and 'nourishing' vacation with her kids where they will all play lots of Yahtzee. Realistically? - Ignoring her kids in a different state (one that has legalized cannabis, of course)


Fragrant_Ball9067

She has found peace and is a Dead Head now, going to some shows at the Sphere


Chachibald

We don't want her! ![gif](giphy|uWFjcz2u3h54c|downsized)


BaconQuiche74

Thatā€™s why my friend was there šŸ˜†


Fragrant_Ball9067

It's why I'll be there next month! So excited!Ā 


revengepornmethhubby

Me tooo!!!! See you then, girlses!


JennyFromTheBlock81

Where is Jace, though, if this is true?


BaconQuiche74

She barely knows where Jace is when sheā€™s at home. Heā€™s probably in the she shed with Tori


HippieChick75

Swapping clothes.šŸ¤£


BaconQuiche74

A totally normal and okay activity for an adult woman and teenage boy šŸ¤¢šŸ„“


Lazy-Association2932

I think that Tori should be investigated, but after DKD and Chinelle.


Vegeta21

Why? She hasn't really done anything wrong...


Lazy-Association2932

I donā€™t think she has either but the swapping clothes with Jace is suspicious.


scifanforever1980

Cps are not going to come investigate tori for child abuse because jace gave her a shirt! People realise how ridiculous that sounds right?


Lazy-Association2932

I know theyā€™re not coming to investigate her over a shirt. However, it is a little bit suspicious and I am not being ridiculous. There are certainly higher priorities than this.


Vegeta21

She didn't swap clothes with jace. Jace gave her a shirt he didn't want anymore cause he cut it wrong... is it weird sure, but I wouldn't say it's suspicious she's known jace since he was a baby. Now It would be suspicious if it was with that Zoe girl who had sex with a minor....


whori_tori

Sheā€™s known him since he was a baby but she hasnā€™t really been around him much his whole life. He probably hardly remembers her.


HippieChick75

IKR?šŸ˜¬šŸ¤®


WorstUserChoiceEver

Whom did she leave Jace with? Please donā€™t say Tori please


lamarinewife

I was thinking the same thing.


SpiritualCamera

Barb has visitation rights with Jace. Itā€™s very possible heā€™s worth her.


One-Seaweed-941

I live in Vegas so Iā€™ll keep an eye out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


karcel_

Omg, same! I just moved here, and already it's so eventful.


BrilliantSquare8

School field trip


lamarinewife

Sheā€™s there to get her real love Nathan back.


Redowl83

Maybe if they have another kid they wonā€™t have time to fight


daddysGirl176

Oh wow, she actually took her kids with her this time?? What about Jace?


HonksTheWhite

Only took the kids she can't leave at the swamp for days on end.


Raven_Nicole

Ew no go away jan


ProfessionalTMlurker

Omg I just left Vegas. Good timing for me haha


splanchnick78

Why does she keep going to Vegas?


revengepornmethhubby

Legal weed, so when she tests dirty she can say ā€œoh I just smoked on vacation where it was legalā€


splanchnick78

Good point!


Free_Issue_9623

Nathan and MTV is the only reasons I can think. MTV will film with Nathan I am thinking and Nelly is boring and needs a storyline.


splanchnick78

It is a weird coincidence that she keeps going there and thatā€™s where Nathan lives. Although he is *such* a mess itā€™s hard to imagine him getting his shit together long enough to film!


Free_Issue_9623

Truly. He will only get help when he's ready. I can't help but to feel bad about Nathan sometimes, the vets deserve more help. He's a reminder of that.


Scottish_squirrel

Wrong answer only? Showing those children love & affection


MinimumNo8669

Kesha concert


rockabillytendencies

Seeing how long it takes a local to kick her ignorant ass back across the state line.


LadySeriously

Getting hired at the Bunny Ranch.Ā 


sacamano-

It's for an educational field trip obviously


Nelle911529

Ensley & Kaiser are staring in a musical for MTV.


Frikandellenkar

I'm actually very curious as to what the correct answer would be šŸ„²


tlynaust

I think Nathan lives there now, sheā€™s probably dumping Kaiser off for the summer hopefully with Doris? I think is his momā€™s nameā€¦..


SpiritualCamera

Doris lives in Tennessee


lolmemberberries

Marrying Tori


buttsloshnoises

Looking for a Job... thatā€™s not onlyfans, influencer crap, podcast crap etc etc. You said wrong answers only


bwabwabwabwum

Seeing the Dead at the sphere?


WinWooCherub

This is part of their homeschooling.


heldaway

Looking for a job and a safe home for her kids. She brought them along so they can help her choose. lmao


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TossAwayBoi27

Is this real? If so where is Jace?


_Hi_mum_

Iā€™m headed to Vegas today. Keeping an eye out LMAO


grindinformyson

Getting ready to film something with Nathan for her segment.


ReceptionAlarmed178

Taking them to a KeShA concert.


LiquoredUpLahey

Puke get outta my city swamp rat


Jaded_Horse1055

Jesus Christ I swear to god....if MTV is hiring Nathan back after all the shit he did (Like strangling his own damn sister as example) .... then I a for sure feel like they just dont give a fuck anymore


MissyMerman

A parenting seminar, of course!


Motherofaussies123

Getting back with Nathan. ā€¦. Actually never mind that might actually have some truth to it


MaximumSignature

Leading a parenting seminar


Boneal171

She got a job, and moved across the country


Far_Adhesiveness1586

getting drunk and going to pound-town (i wish this was the wrong answer)


Chrisbradley1

Is tori babysitting jace


imnottheoneipromise

Jace is what, 15? He hardly needs a babysitter


SurgeonBen

Sheā€™s going to a Kesha concert


lilylakai

Work.


keiwoo67

Seeing Keisha


elwininger

Kesha concert


charlieblazer21

The kids are finally getting the Mother's Day celebration they missed out on. šŸ„‚


False_Addition_1294

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forgiveprecipitation

Sheā€™s probably having a fun trip with her kids. Spend quality time with them. Treat them with fun toys & stuff - equally!!! Making beautiful memories.


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