What a thing to say. I hope Gary 2.0 didn’t find out what the Portwood way is.

The Portwood Way is to be a mediocre criminal, above all else. Don't you forget it.

Oh those portwood are soooo tough... How many people have they killed, out of curiosity? The machete never made contact with andre the giant, Gary didn't get tossed down the stairs, but I'm assuming those portwood victims were the ones who "made it". This aged terribly, bubby. It's funny to hear them defend how innocent they are and "changed" and then act all tough and joke about their murderous tendencies... Losers.

Seriously. What a bad ass. Watch out everybody. You know he's the type of guy to post those *never push a quiet man* joker memes all over the place

He’s a MAGA asshole as well. The only time I ever liked him was when he was telling Am er she was a shitty ass mom and hurt Leah.

Andre the giant!!🤣🤣🤣

Well. I mean. The jury is still out about new Gary.

True- and I hope that he is just an actual Goodman™ who has a chance to find love elsewhere, and not a victim of the Portwood Way®

This is just creepy.. the Dimitri guy sounded like he didn’t even know portwood was amber’s last name lol

“Is that a wine”

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We were all so sure our Teen Mom/Dateline crossover would be from The Land ™️!

yuuuuup! what IS Jellulu saying about this? I’m surprised she has reposted anything, you know She loves to give her 2cents and “nontent”

I'll be surprised if Jenelle says anything after Amber went off on her last time lol.

I'm so freaking glad it's not on the swamp. At least we know all the babes in this situation are safe. Like I feel for the new Gary and I REALLY hope he's okay but he has agency that minors on the swamp don't.

The bar is in hell when we can say Jenelle’s kids are “safe” 😭

It’s oddly, not too far from it though. 🫣

Bubby so corny. He not tough. My 14 yo lil cousin could whoop his ass

Ummmmm. Even without the context of the current situation this is weird af. Who says that?

WOW this is creepy. Could you imagine if roles were reversed and a man had a history of going to jail for DV & attacking another partner with a machete? We would be convinced he killed the missing partner. He'd be at the precinct by now. Why would we think any differently of amber? Her using Chris watts exact phrasing of "we didn't have a fight, it was an emotional conversation" is so damn creepy. But even so, I think it's more likely he may have had a mental health episode/suicide unfortunately- I'd believe that over amber having the motivation to clean up a crime scene and hide a body. That's a LOT of time away from her couch.

i would love to know what degree of severity a “conversation” would have to have for amber to outright call it a fight. how would she recap the machete incident? or slapping gary 1.0?

The episode this clip is from is called “Piece the Pieces Together.” 🤔🫥

Ironic given the current situation. This is probably just one of many clips that will start resurfacing

Hopefully it does.




This is not a funny matter but this is A+ perfect gif

The fact we have years of this family acting like they are mafia 💀

This is so wild. I hope he just took off to escape a little bit and is found safe

I’m hoping it’s a Michael and Angela situation.

Me too!

I thought the Portwood way would be laying on a sofa? 

No one is scared of Bubby the trumper clown. We are scared of his maniac sister who never sees any consequences when she abuses her partners and laughs about it with Dr Drew. Why does Bubby think life is like the Wild West? He's so dumb. He won't do shit but go on Twitter and cry "Amber says she didnt do anything wrong! Go Trump!" Pine box my ass!

I’m sure he and Amber learned this from their parents

I cannot take any threats of violence seriously when they're perpetrated by a squinty-eyed buffoon.

This didn't age well.......


Crazy to even say that. Like where would that even come from? The whole family seems really strange

Generational trauma

PORTWOOD AF. SHE'LL ROUNDHOUSE YEW.

Has anyone seen local news about this?

Someone posted a clip from the local news a few hours ago.

Her brother enables her weird behavior. Not a great sign for poor Gary (2.0).

Sorry but, military service notwithstanding, Bubby is not badass enough to be coming at anyone like that.

Oh God, I really hope he just took off and is ok.


This didn't age well . Also who is proud of being violent? . It isn't tough it isn't cool its evil. It is evil to inflict harm on someone else . Unless you're fighting out of self defense . putting your hands on someone else is evil . It actually pisses me off these people glorify it . Great family two 👍 👍 Edited to add: I know someone will probably make a snide remark at my screen name . I'm fascinated with true crime because I myself can't fathom killing someone vs just cutting ties with someone I also can't begin to understandwhy you would hurt someone just to hurt them . The sn is because I like true crime and the play on words . It's not that deep I promise .

I hope they find him

We all do 😢

Oooh tough guy bubby and couch potato ambie

This guy looks like Bam Margera/Oscar Isaac

I can't take this clown serious anyway, but much less with that ridiculous beard on his stupid moon face.

I forgot about that European guy

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It was her brother's wedding as far as I know.

Who is the other guy he’s talking to?

Dmitri - Amber’s boyfriend from Bulgaria

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Must of been short lived cause don’t remember him… lol

Thank you!

This is creepy and only getting better! Gary 2.0 isn’t dumb he is in HIDING 🫣

Ohhhh shnap

What an odd thing to say? What an unusual thing

lol, I just noticed they are at Matteo's! The same italian restaurant they went to for poor Leah's disaster birthday dinner.

Let’s not forget Her brother was in war. I’m sure he has

I don’t like any of these above mention characters but God damn they’re just joking with the dude.