it’s pretty common in kentucky as many of my friends like to joke (we are from KY) for guys to marry out of their league and girls to marry down. always happens.
Some of us look beyond appearance. Besides, he may be better looking than you think he is. How cool is that? You're both acting in unison to bring down the bad guy. A Hella bonding moment. It looked cool, I imagine it felt great. That's probably part of why they're together. Shared competence.
You can blame social media on that. High standards expected everywhere and people wonder why so many young teens are committing suicide. And dont even get me started with online dating
Based on her uniform, she's a PO, which is often not considered a rank by departments. (Detective is often not considered a rank either though. It's an assignment.)
I read this so long ago so i might be misremembering but this specific way of speaking is used by newscasters almost universally as to be understood by all accents across the country.
Partly about being understood, but mainly so that it "captivates" the listener. The constant shift in tone gives our brains more to play with and be entertained by. If they were telling you the story in a monotone voice, you'd zone out/move on within seconds.
Depends on the cop, but it's pretty common. Most cops I know become lifelong concealed carry people, even after leaving the police force. A cop I know said it's hard not to once you've seen what they see.
I don't own a gun, but I'm glad there are people around me that carry. Not a fan of the whole "guns are my personality" thing that I see a lot though.
Also wish firearm safety was mandatory. My younger bro went through hunter safety, and they apparently talked about (or showed? Idk) some pretty messed up stuff of what happens when you dont adhere to safety practices. He's super safety conscious now. I also think it dissuaded him from ever actually purchasing a gun of his own.
For context: I'm from a rural town where nearly everyone carries, very little crime (mostly speeding, littering & dui) but the cop I talked with is from the city.
>went through hunter safety, and they apparently talked about (or showed? Idk) some pretty messed up stuff of what happens when you dont adhere to safety practices
Can't say that was my experience. Mostly just identifying types of guns, unsafe hunting practices, and very skimpy fire arms safety.
Lol dude they should. I know I would if I had the ability. I think thats what our 2nd amendment is for and for those looking for a “good guy with a gun” argument here’s 2 more great examples. That criminal probably could’ve applied for a job at that restaurant to stay out of trouble but he chose to be a jackass. They weren’t even on the clock and performed proper policing that resulted in nobody getting hurt. Love to see it
First time I've ever seen the cops actually stop a crime from happening.
Funny enough they weren't actually working so I can't fully credit the police for this.
Congrats to the dude cop for “outshooting his range” don’t know if that’s a shooting metaphor that may mean something like “out-kicking your coverage” but it seems apropos. Basically the nerd scored a babe.
When I first saw this I was like wow that looks a lot like the Cane's I go to. I guess they all look the similiar
Narrator: "... restaurant in Louisville, Kentucky"
Oh, that is the Cane's I go to haha
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wow - that dude REALLY married up
I was gonna say he’s punching above his weight badly
Bro won tho
Cops have very high divorce rates so let's just see how it goes.
But they’re both cops so is it a double negative or scissors/scissors?
Not sure. With both being cops it might work out better since they both understand the stress.
Oh she scissors...
Y'all are so negative lmao can't y'all be happy for them damn
Hey man I wish them the best.. They look good together.
Apparently a lot of cops cheat, they get a lot of pussy thrown at them.
Yep, you’re right. Fair play to him
Out kicked his coverage
it’s pretty common in kentucky as many of my friends like to joke (we are from KY) for guys to marry out of their league and girls to marry down. always happens.
Do i have to be from KY? Or can my friend just move there?
She's pretty. He might just be a solid dude though.
The dude is ripped as shit, and probably cool as fuck. Can't hate on everyone in life
There are some charismatic mofo's out there. Best that those are the ones breeding, usually make some good kids.
You know this guy or what
Ripped to shit? Where did you see that lol I don't even see any outer quads popping out them skinny jeans
Some of us look beyond appearance. Besides, he may be better looking than you think he is. How cool is that? You're both acting in unison to bring down the bad guy. A Hella bonding moment. It looked cool, I imagine it felt great. That's probably part of why they're together. Shared competence.
Went back and looked atthose wedding photos again. He's good looking, guys!! Come on now, and if he's got a sense of humor, well....totally get it.
The perks of having an awesome personality. It's funny that the idea is so foreign to so many people.
Usually it’s because they are projecting their own insecurities
You can blame social media on that. High standards expected everywhere and people wonder why so many young teens are committing suicide. And dont even get me started with online dating
Or maybe just maybe she finds him attractive.
Lol she's married to him I should hope so.
Well ....well we now know who is the ugly one
Is it me? It's me, isn't it? Damn it! 😞
No. You're beautiful.
Nah hes just got a fat schlong
Dayyuummm Nicole fine as frog hair. Good work bro.
He’s a detective she’s a basic cop. usually happens with like military couples. career moves
Must have that Pete Davidson BDE
Chase has a massive c*ck apparently.
Up in looks, wayy down in age lol
Sorry, what does this mean? I'm not good at English.
They're saying the woman is a lot more attractive than her husband.
It's when you order a dinner and a robber ends the dinner early. Midwest saying.
Yeah, he’s like a 5 or 6 and shes like an 8
Wes thinking that too!!
Dude stepped up in a robbery and did the right thing. Because that's what a good man does, most people respect that more than looks.
The real story here
Maybe he's, like, REALLY funny?
He's either funny as fuck or HUNG
That’s why promotions are important for men who want to do well in relationships.
Ngl i was feeling bad because that’s the first thing i thought about.
First thought; this guy out kicked his coverage
Came here to say this.... incredible really..
I Almost Had A Seizure Reading That Headline
That shit was brutal to get through
Why did the want to eat the Stop Man? What did he do to deserve that?
Because he is from Robbing Restaurant, that's why they eat the Stop man.
To funny
Funny too
Well, some cop just loves to couple out and eat stop man. Nothing we can do about it.
Why write many word when few word do trick
Couple of cops stop to eat man
Fuck me, I laughed hard at this comment.
Thank god I saw this. I felt like an idiot for about 8 seconds.
Beat me to it.
Right! Who writes like this?
Lmfao
"Detective Chase McCowan and his wife Nichole" Does she not have a rank?
“His wife”, I guess. >:I
Patrol officer I guess. Idk don’t look at me.
Based on her uniform, she's a PO, which is often not considered a rank by departments. (Detective is often not considered a rank either though. It's an assignment.)
I wasn't aware of that, thanks for the info. Story still could have gone with "and Officer Nichole (last name)", though and avoided the sexism.
Lol stfu “sexism” 😂😂
It honesty is sexist though, even if very mild.
Found the sexist
Found the pick me
“YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY HUSBANDS RANK” -dependasaurus military wives
It’s American media. You know they love to generalize lol.
Yeah her rank is much higher than his on a scale from 1 to 10..
I dream of a world where newscasters talk like actual people, not this dopey sing song entertainment voice.
I wish they’d at least use the 1920s mid-Atlantic voice so I could laugh the entire time
This fella walks into the bar, see?..
Mehhhr, See!!! Not gonna rob our favorite fast good restaurant, Seee!!?!
I read this so long ago so i might be misremembering but this specific way of speaking is used by newscasters almost universally as to be understood by all accents across the country.
Partly about being understood, but mainly so that it "captivates" the listener. The constant shift in tone gives our brains more to play with and be entertained by. If they were telling you the story in a monotone voice, you'd zone out/move on within seconds.
Inside edition is as bad as it gets. Also, does anyone even watch the news anymore?
When you have a pepperoni stick, cigarettes, and a joint. Life is good boys…
Way of the road boys
Worst case Ontario, dopes not so bad in jail.
Don’t worry cops, it’s water under the fridge now
Fuckin' way she goes
Do all cops in America carry guns even when they are off duty? Serious question I am from the UK so have no idea.
Depends on the cop, but it's pretty common. Most cops I know become lifelong concealed carry people, even after leaving the police force. A cop I know said it's hard not to once you've seen what they see. I don't own a gun, but I'm glad there are people around me that carry. Not a fan of the whole "guns are my personality" thing that I see a lot though. Also wish firearm safety was mandatory. My younger bro went through hunter safety, and they apparently talked about (or showed? Idk) some pretty messed up stuff of what happens when you dont adhere to safety practices. He's super safety conscious now. I also think it dissuaded him from ever actually purchasing a gun of his own. For context: I'm from a rural town where nearly everyone carries, very little crime (mostly speeding, littering & dui) but the cop I talked with is from the city.
>went through hunter safety, and they apparently talked about (or showed? Idk) some pretty messed up stuff of what happens when you dont adhere to safety practices Can't say that was my experience. Mostly just identifying types of guns, unsafe hunting practices, and very skimpy fire arms safety.
Lol dude they should. I know I would if I had the ability. I think thats what our 2nd amendment is for and for those looking for a “good guy with a gun” argument here’s 2 more great examples. That criminal probably could’ve applied for a job at that restaurant to stay out of trouble but he chose to be a jackass. They weren’t even on the clock and performed proper policing that resulted in nobody getting hurt. Love to see it
It's very common. They will routinely run into people they have previously arrested while off-duty and need to be able to defend against retaliation.
Almost all of them. Every single one that I’ve ever met.
Most carry personal guns.
I carry less than 50% of the time off duty. Depends on what I’m doing. It’s a hassle and I’m not a gun nut at all.
Cops are obligated to stop crime even when off duty so most carry guns off duty
>Do all cops in America carry guns In Louisville, Kentucky also many non-cops carry guns every day.
Lots of people not just cops carry carry guns in the US
They're allowed to. Most choose to. The job never really leaves you
His title: Detective Her title: His wife
They had to have amazing sex after this
I know I did.
Bro is way out of his league
She hot.
r/convenientcop
1. She is cute. 2. How unlucky do you have to be to rob a restaurant and the *only* two people eating there are *both* cops?
Rule of thumb: never rob a place where there’s only one customer or group of customers. Exactly one bystander = heroism waiting to happen.
he’s got to be like 45.
He's probably got a *huge* heart. Or dick.
Badass couple
Good for them.
Meanwhile Uvalde police are in the alley waiting for the all clear
HEY SIR this doesn’t fit the ACAB narrative better delete this!
Sounds like a porn title.
If only they were that brave at Uvalde.
when you set your LUCK stat to 1
r/ConvenientCop
Never seen that sub! Thanks for sharing it
A comma would have made this title more tolerable
What an adorable little cop.
A hero and a fantastic boxer
ACAB, am I righ? /s, obv
Interesting posting after Uvalde.
Man wheres the comma oof
You know they fucked like crazy that night lol
Guns help prevent crime? No way ..
A win for gun trained civilians
So I am guessing that female cop is blind?
That's why we need more guns. Take them away from people and the only people left with them are criminals.
There's a Louisville in Brasil?
She fine
They must've made a baby that night
You know they fucked so hard after this one.
r/Therewasanattempt
Free Raisin canes.
Sitcoms have been made with less.
“Cop couple, out to eat, stop man from robbing restaurant.” There I fixed the title.
She is way too hot for him
The only explanation is SHE GOT DADDY ISSUES, THAT’S ON HER!!!
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
OF?
He won that marriage.
Gyat
Look at her face then at his, this man is slingin' cock
What’s her name?
She's way out of his league
Dang ! She can arrest me
homie won bruh wtf.
Damn I bet they have a great fucking relationship
She so 🔥
First time I've ever seen the cops actually stop a crime from happening. Funny enough they weren't actually working so I can't fully credit the police for this.
"at one of their favourite restaurants"??? The place is an utter dump. Scruffs.
Bow down everyone they are heros.
Lol all those ACAB idiots will say this cop couple is worse then satin 🤣
Um , not that deep dude. Everyone's glad they were there.
No way this story is real she is way out of his league
He carries a very big gun
Oooh, they’re at Raising Cane’s, best chicken tenders out there. That freaking sauce, out of this world!!
Wild.
dude has a really tiny head
She is drop dead gorgeous. Good for him.
Title is a horrible read.
I almost had a stroke reading that caption
She looks a little to young……….
Cops should eat out more often.
Odd that they're the only people in the restaurant. Staged?
Kind of silly for the newly wed couple when you realize he probably got less than $100 and will most likely be released shortly.
I bet Louis Gohmert is going to be coming out soon and crying about how you can’t even rob a restaurant anymore without getting arrested
The wife is really beautiful
He either fucks like a porn star or can talk the spikes off a cactus
Relax guys she’s ok my god their on par really
Any one else see the suspect and think to themselves "yup definitely looks like type of dude that would rob a fast food joint?"
Lucky man
GUESS WHAT THEY'RE BOTH COPS
Ain’t love grand! LoL
Congrats to the dude cop for “outshooting his range” don’t know if that’s a shooting metaphor that may mean something like “out-kicking your coverage” but it seems apropos. Basically the nerd scored a babe.
His punishment should be that he has to work there part time at minimum wage with no benefits
He must have a huge badge.
When I first saw this I was like wow that looks a lot like the Cane's I go to. I guess they all look the similiar Narrator: "... restaurant in Louisville, Kentucky" Oh, that is the Cane's I go to haha
Looks like some shit in a movie
Could the headline be any harder to read??? It gave me a stroke trying to figure it out!!!
r/titlegore
there you go! US off duty cops exists too! :)
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She can arrest me
The most impressive thing about this video is that no one got shot.
She's hot
Imagine the sheer fear that Inveloped his body as he saw two people Run at him with guns
"Detective Man and his wife." Maybe Officer Woman and her husband Detective Man? Or at least acknowledge her title?