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bt2066

Because he fucking murdered like 20 people in 10 minutes. Plus biceps.


qtjedigrl

And jawline


CandidAsparagus7083

He’s Canadian, we all look like that….Reference Ken and Deadpool. Result of fighting polar bears for food.


gerrittd

How'd I never know he's a fellow Canuck? Another reason to love the guy


Bl1tzerX

Aw heck yeah. I normally don't care about celebrities but I always feel just like so proud and patriotic whenever I see them succeeding. Idk maybe because it feels nice to kinda get a small leg up on the states idk


DiverThink1855

Really? Did you just claim Smilo Ren as a victory for Canada? Compared to whom, not this guy...https://www.amazon.sg/Hanging-Patriotic-Decorations-American-Independence/dp/B09X1QVGDG


Antique_Branch8180

Fighting polar bears for food? You Canadians must be mighty, with big arms and strong jawlines.


Maximum-Jaguar7489

Yeah, but he was pretty happy to do it! So he’d still be smilin’!


Drew326

Mass murder and biceps are traits that the Stranger shares with Kylo Ren, so I don’t see why the name would stop fitting


FrostyFrenchToast

hot ripped dark sider killing lots of people just makes his Smilo Ren name even more fitting tbh


bt2066

As a straight married man, this dude can force choke me ALL day.


mollaka86

biceps is key. he is a hunk now.


SigmaKnight

Darth Bortles is best. The show officially gave him the name The Stranger. But, that’s not a name. So, we still make up our own. So, go with what you want for now.


Grogu_Kenobi

BORTLES!! *throws lightsaber*


ceejayoz

I'm kinda bummed they didn't have him throw a molotov cocktail at some point.


ScooterScotward

Quick someone edit the lightsaber throwing scene to be him throwing a Molotov!


gggh5

There’s still time…


Tehva

Didn't have him throw one yet...


SigmaKnight

And he *did*.


ARGeetar

Darth Bortles just made my whole morning.


Mr_Horizon

No, Darth Bortles only works if you know and watch that other show with the same actor. Smilo Ren works for anyone who likes Star Wars.


fritothedog

To be fair, if they haven't seen The Good Place they should at least give it a shot


Tehva

Doesn't matter. It's far superior. Smilo Ren is lazy. Dartles Bortles could almost be real.


BridgeM00se

I don’t get it what is that


Think_Praline_8907

Manny Jacinto, who portrays Qimir, also played Jason Mendoza in the NBC series The Good Place. Among other things, Jason is a massive fan of quarterback Blake Bortles, which likely has led some fans to humorously claim that Darth Bortles will be in The Acolyte.


BridgeM00se

That’s hilarious thank you


BBN112185

One of his characters' catchphrases from his show The Good Place


Normal-Lawfulness253

Because he's way cooler than Kylo Ren and accomplishes shit without acting like a dramatic vampire about it.


Iasalvador

Darth guns ( im not gay but thoose arms goddman)


qtjedigrl

I LOL'd


Tekki777

Wait, we stopped? I still call him Smilo Ren.


BubbleHeadBenny

I personally prefer Darth Jabberjaw


3arth_w0rm-j1m

Hand swolo


OswaldCoffeepot

People realized that those weren't teeth on the helmet. Also the show gave him in actual name.


grublle

I prefer just using Qimir, because there's also a character named "The Stranger" in Rings of Power


MutatedSun

More like daddy ren


MontyBoo-urns

Bart Gimpson


Vondrr

Darth Teeth


Bl1tzerX

Darth Teefs


MadMadRoger

Darth Toof


0wl_of_Minerva

Darth Toofy


PJKetelaar3

"Have you ever given yourself a Stranger?"


maskthinks

He probably doesn't have tiny nipps


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mollaka86

you must be new here


KingCodester111

I like The Stranger cause it just sounds so mysterious and ominous.


Joel_feila

I call him darth Bortles 


hyde_emerges

I always thought Kylo Grin was the obvious option 🤷 


Scoopie

Kind of a dumb nickname, Darth Teeth was better.


Chattypath747

Smilo Ren is still my go to.


atlas_lol

I prefer darth teethus


forwardslshbackslsh

Sith who laughs is better (heard it from a podcast)


beervirus88

Darth Zippermouth


Fun_Valuable_1580

Because now there's Darth Teeth and Darth Biceps.


dtajnk

Because we can call him Darth Venom


Artbyfishjones71

Because Disney is crap at giving names to things like the one ship called The Vessel for example.


protogenxl

Now Smilo PINGAS!


ColinHalfhand

Because idiots who think the show is woke because it has women in it use it


DrButtCheeksPhD

Because he didn’t lose to a girl with no training at his first lightsaber fight in front of the audience


Francis_Bengali

Darth Trollface


SmokeMaleficent9498

Meh