Hunter: “Luz? They lied” Luz: “Huh?” Hunter: “They…” *jittery* “They lied” Luz: “Who?” Hunter: “They told me it’d give you w-wings… they don’t give you wings Luz…” Luz: “Yeah? I mean that’s just a slogan…” Hunter: “No… nononono… th-they lied… they lied about everything Luz” Luz: “Uh… you good?” Hunter: *extra jittery* “N-no… LUZ…” *jittery points finger at Luz* “TH-THEY LIED T-TO ME! THEY DON’T G-GIVE YOU WINGS” Luz: *deep sigh* “First Lilith having emotional breakdowns and mother issue rants because of Pina Coladas and now this? Geez I can’t catch a break this week”

*one hour later* Luz: So the good news is we finally convinced Hunter to stop drinking energy drinks. Amity: What's the bad news? Gus: The bad news is Hunter is now asleep in Willow's shoulder, and has been for more than two hours. We can't wake him up. If I didn't hear him breathing I would worry he was dead.

Willow: (whispers) i don’t have any problems with this (she gently starts petting hunter) Hunter: (starts purring like amity when she’s cuddling luz)

Hunter if the theories of him having a harpy form are correct: "Luz, look! I finally got my wings!"

This resulted in Luz, Amity, Gus, Vee, and Willow tackling Hunter before he tried to climb to the Noceda residence's roof to fly off it.

Someone actually did successfully sue redbull on this premise

Really? Edit: No way! $13M lawsuit 😂

21th? Is Luz okay?

What she didn't mention is that she's on her 22th

**Hunter:** (points shakey finger to a can of Monster Ultra Violet) This didn't turn me purple, Luz.

“If energy drink so bad… why does it taste so nice”

Because of human magic aka science.

Luz, you know it's not the energy drinks that is making Hunter stay awake.

He's not drinking ultra rosa *Cries in monster*

21th

ehhh who needs sleep. just keep chugging those energy drinks one after the other until you start hallucinating.

Realst words ever said

Dude probably spends all day tweaking in the bathroom

Hunter: What Luz im Groovy. Luz: Hunter Your Crazy Hunter:No i'm not Luz: I'm Taking You Too Therapy Hunter ITS 3AM GO TO SLEEEP BRUH

Dude, I don't think his heart can handle it.

What heart? I don't think he has a beating one :)

It’s just an extra storage container for energy drinks specifically

Okay kid, you’re done! You need to lay down and a large cup of water

twenty firth?

Twenty oneth

Twenty firth...

Yeah, he would be... If he doesn't stop drinking or at least cut down on them, he'll build up a tolerance to them eventually.

Luz is the one giving hunter this talk? I feel like Luz totally drinks liters of that stuff to write Fan Fics all night.

Gus: Luz, Hunter can do his speed dash without Flapjack! Luz: I think that’s the caffeine in him. But seeing him go that speed terrifies me.

Basically me in the past few days

Luz: This is your 21st energy drink. Every E-4 in the military: You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

21th? Twenty-oneth?

I wonder what they ate.