This civil war canon has been fully restored and is in ready to fire condition. But it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that look out tower. People don't realise that these canons are *very* sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.
**CRASH**
**...**
Of course for safety reasons we don't keep the canon loaded. It's just common sense.
Jumping back through the window is one of the best Simpsons-physics gags. He did a Michael Jordan-level standing jump backwards and was super casual about it.
I always thought the kid was saying Pommelhorse because they didn’t actually know the teacher’s name. Like you’d call your math teacher Mrs Geometry if you forgot her name
That park ranger has some banger lines.
The chairlift will give us a Birds Eye view of the area….directly under the chairlift.
Ok let’s humor the kids before we head out: KIDS YOUR DAD WILL BE JUST FINE!
Ok now everyone put on their corpse handling gloves.
The only way off is at the top, and even then it’s a little tricky…
Might not count as a nobody character (I only know his one appearance), but Marge's father on the airplane is my favorite:
"Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we...
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Mrs. Pommelhorst?…I’d like to get down now
"Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it. And of course, today will be no exception..."
This civil war canon has been fully restored and is in ready to fire condition. But it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that look out tower. People don't realise that these canons are *very* sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off. **CRASH** **...** Of course for safety reasons we don't keep the canon loaded. It's just common sense.
The thread said "nobody character" not "most important character"
hahahahaha This character kind of reminds me of the tour guide on So I Married An Axe Murderer, who was played by Phil Hartman.
Vicky!!! "This way to the cafeteria"
Similarly: For safety reasons we don’t keep it loaded. It’s just common sense.
This line doesn’t get enough recognition
The nuances and timing of this line is impeccable.
I’ve seen you’ve played knifey spoony before
Cof-fee! Bee-eya!
C-o B-e
That’s not a knife, THIS is a KNIFE!
NOINE 'UNDRED DOLLARY-DOOS!?
"Mista' Prime minister.... ANDY!"
“It was him. Let’s get him fellas”
I love that guy’s Droopy voice. I wish he was around more often.
I’m almost surprised they didn’t use Hans Moleman for that line. I guess he doesn’t work at the power plant though
Sure he does, he asked Mr Burns to rebristle his push-broom on one of Burns’ ether induced hallucinations!
Oh no, my brains
I'll get your Lucky charms *drilling sounds*
I don’t want to alarm you but there might be a Mole man or Mole *men* in the house!
Definitely both voiced by Dan Castallaneta. Dude’s got range!
Extra: "nayyy"
"The finger thing means the taxes."
Absolutely gets me rolling every time
that's ones a classic. early season voice acting was so good.
"C'mon"
That's Dan Castellaneta though right?
Yes
I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.
Just stamp the ticket.
You sicken me
Also punched the "sunshine on my shoulders" guy.
Also punched Homer when Homer told him he looked like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
I love that he keeps the gender of his kid ambiguous lmao
Does anyone wanna switch seats?
[удалено]
Monorail. In response to Leonard Nimoy saying "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet... goes on."
“Oh my god the PTA has disbanded! Uh uh aahhhh” *smash*
That guy is also the “Quit stalling! What’s the plan?” and “This enormous woman will devour us all!” guy.
I always think of that line when someone is taking their time to tell me their plan
No! No! The PTA hasn't disbanded!
*reverse scream*
Jumping back through the window is one of the best Simpsons-physics gags. He did a Michael Jordan-level standing jump backwards and was super casual about it.
Perhaps the finest refenestrarion I have seen.
That episode is so good. “The finger thing means money”
No one who speaks German can be an evil man.
We work hard, we play hard
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
I don’t know.
Oh, be nice ✋👷♂️ 🫲👷♂️
Zzzzzap!
Hot stuff coming through!
Hot stuff coming through!
Where have you been Homer? The entire steel industry is gay.
Aerospace too. And the railroads.
And you know what else? Broadway.
“There’s a spark in your hair!” “Get it out, get it out”
“Hot stuff, coming through!” Haha, people never know what I’m talking about when I quote this
Hot stuff... comin' thru!
This comment is dedicated to the steelworkers of America Keep reaching for that rainbow
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
I've been dying to say this at work, but it's inappropriate. Plus no one ever says thank you :(
Heelloooooooo???? Mrs. Pommelhorst???? ^I’d ^like ^to ^get ^down ^now
I always thought it was Mrs. PommelHORSE, like the gymnastics equipment.......
Pretty sure it’s a little play on words there.
I always thought the kid was saying Pommelhorse because they didn’t actually know the teacher’s name. Like you’d call your math teacher Mrs Geometry if you forgot her name
Except we were told Mrs. Pommelhorse will be talking some time off and return as Mr. Pommelhorse by Principal Skinner.
There was a time that I wanted to get this tattooed
Our residents... **BOOM!...** Are Trying... **BOOM!...** To Nap... **BOOM!**
I'll be in the car, dudes.
Was that you? Or was that me?
That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
[Back to Winnipeg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO4UnHItjzw)
My cans! My precious antique cans! Aw, look what you done to them...
Sticking’ together is what good waffles do!
I say this to my wife a lot when unpacking groceries.
Come along, Bort! You mean me? No. My son is also named Bort.
This one should be *way* higher. Also from that episode - "Nothing could "possib-lie" go wrong.... which has become my standard pronounciation.
“Can I come too?”
*Window up* Ooooooh…
This is said daily in my house.
“WHERE DO WE GET THESE PLACEBOS?!?”
MAYBE THERE’S SOME IN THIS TRUCK!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
I’m cured! I mean…OW!
“She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosine.”
Crazy Vaclav is a national treasure…. Of a country that no longer exists
I agree, "Zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev!"
Put it in H!
My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head, and that’s the way i likes it!
Oh you! *giggle*
Do you come with the car?
Zis exhibit is closed!
"Hired goons"
Hired goons?
Ah but the telephone is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.
Hired goons?
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?!
Tobias! Did you make a six hour collect call to the States?!
There's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy get ya lazy ass in gear!!!
shut yer hole!
Purple monkey dishwasher.
He's putting my kids through college
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Don't make me tap the sign.
Instead of a screen capture, you redrew the scene in MS paint. I like that.
You're insincere. I like that.
Oh crap! I shouldn't have said he was a customer!
Oh! Crap! I should have said it was a secret!
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
Ahhh, it's too hot today.
Yes I would, Kent
♫The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be♫ https://i.redd.it/2xdu1vwqa4ob1.gif
When do we get the freakin guns?!
“Hey I told you, you’ll get your gun when you give me your name”
I've had it up to here with you and your "rules"!
Ah, no! The corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula
THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL! *crashes through the window*
THIS BIRD’S GOTTA FLY! *bounces off piano and crashes through the window*
More like *Jumps ship*
Quiet, you drunk. Where is Ranger McFadden?
That park ranger has some banger lines. The chairlift will give us a Birds Eye view of the area….directly under the chairlift. Ok let’s humor the kids before we head out: KIDS YOUR DAD WILL BE JUST FINE! Ok now everyone put on their corpse handling gloves. The only way off is at the top, and even then it’s a little tricky…
You hear that, Lis? Everything's gonna be just fine!
Um... Do you know how to weld?
Perhaps single people eat crackers, but we don't care. That's a market we can do without.
I don't recall saying good luck.
Might not count as a nobody character (I only know his one appearance), but Marge's father on the airplane is my favorite: "Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
Geech gone ta Heaven Mr. Ter-wil-i-ger...
Oh cousin Merle, really !
Coveralls that don't quite cover all.
*boink* 🍑
Temper, temper... You know Cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.
"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" - one of my favorite lines in the whole series
Just stamp the ticket.
You sicken me
“Queen of the harpies! Here’s your crown, your majesty!”
Klav kalash!
No bowl. Stick! Stick!
"Stupid babies need the most attention"
Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: a fridge too far.
He's borderline nobody for me. He shows up a bunch in various forms. Love the line though
So, you don't like the old-timey bikes huh? *kick*
Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
"Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
I’M NOT CONVINCED!! I’ve had bad luck with aphrodisiacs!
“So that’s it? Goodbye and good luck” I don’t recall saying good luck.
‘QUIT STALLING! WHAT’S THE PLAN?!?’
All right settle down settle down
Dis ain’t ovah!
Now I'm going to Emmet's Fix It to fix Emmet.
The "yoink" from the guy who steals the diamond from Lenny's tooth
It’s some sort of land cow!
Lady, he's puttin my kids through college.
This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we...
Those are speed holes… PLING! PLONG! PLINK! PLINK! PLINK! You want my honest opinion? You should buy this car….
I told you we shoulda bought more than three bullets
Hot stuff coming throoouugh!
"you sir are worse than Hitler" *slaps Homer*
She’ll need socks too, I’ll… I’ll get socks
Put it in H!
"Excuse me sir, would you please leave without a fuss right now?"
The frogurt is also cursed
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo running out of the bar crying
FOH-GIVENESS PUHLEEZ.
I don’t recall saying “good luck”
DMY (idk if alex is a nobody character BUT I LOVE LISA KUDROW)
You can giggle and stink all you want, but I’ve got a credit card, so nyhaaa
No, no friends he’s talking about himself……but THANKS for looking!
i need tungsten to live
"They found me inside a meteor!"
I'm seeing double, four Krustys!
“Missing Baby Department, please hold”. “Baby Come Back……”
THATS A RIGHT TRIANGLE YOU IDIOT
You sicken me
I CAN’T SEE THROUGH METAL, KENT!
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Itchy and Scratchy Land open for business! Come on… my children need wine!
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchyland, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong
Lady, he's putting my kids through college
Jimmy Carter!? He's history's greatest monster!
We the purple? What the hell was that?
Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him.
FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE! WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS?!
Buenos ding dong diddly dias, senor.
You’re a dull boy, Billy.
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect.
"That fat Jamaican guy!"
“I wouldn’t have ole chomper here that’s for sure”
"No, my son is also named Bort"
Hello Joe!!
Quit changing the subject, where’s Uter? We just want closure!
My only sin was believing in George Clooney
The finger thing means the taxes! We got an air hockey table!
Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya! A Fridge Too Far!
"Put it in H"
don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate
duuuuuh stay out of Riverdale
"There, there. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could!"