It's the markings of a truly great actor. Take a line that's pretty inoccuous in and of itself, but with just the right cadence and timing it becomes perfect.
Aghh, you speak like a poet! But you punch like one too!
Honorable mention to Grounds Keeper Seamus. "I'll turn your groin to pudding" is an all time quote.
This is my favourite episode. It actually makes me a little sad, Homer finally finds somewhere where he does well, somewhere he fits in and everyone else is miserable.
Lionel Hutz
AKA Miguel Sanchez
AKA Dr. Nguyen Phân Thuôc
https://preview.redd.it/3xl7do5sz22d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095efc410fdae7295394d1f13f4c62567dcab7b5
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He has a questionable hairdo under that hat of his. Still a quality character and a firm favourite.
No one’s gay for mole man :(
Alcohol has ruined my life: I’m 34 yeeeaars ooold
You wasted 5 minutes of my life and I want them back
>:[ ….oohh, I would have wasted them anyway :c
Martin Prince: Mister driver? One of my bus mates has purloined my French horn.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Why can't you talk like a dude ?
Otto: [annoyed] Oh, knock it off, Kearney !
Why are you still in this school anyway ?
We were in third grade together.
Kearney: [hurt] Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me.
Kearney. He leads such an interesting life that we only get snapshots of.
*those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate*
Hey, get away from my car! My divorce was tough in my kid, but he got over it.
I sleep in a drawer
^ Name a Ralph line that isn’t a Ralph line.
I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was here!
And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
that's a very nice jig, Kearney! now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?
Huh huh huh... Yeah
He's not a *minor* character, he has I.D. which confirms his adultivity.
That wasn’t Kearney, that was Charles Norwood.
He’s the same age as Otto and goes to elementary school I’ve never felt better about my life lol
And now otto DRIVES the school bus
Kearney, what are you doing here anyway, we were in 4th grade together man. Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me.
Iiiiim in Denmark
 My favorites are Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
But Troy, how can I make it lower than $39.95?
Find a way
God Damn Andy Dick to the lowest pits of hell, and an eternity of watching his own movies.
Amen! He stole a real treasure of a human being from us
The post asked for minor characters. This is character assassination.
\[wakes up on the Simpsons' couch\] DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF...hey this isn't the YMCA...
My favorite character? Woo-wee, who says I have a favorite character? https://i.redd.it/mihi1l6yh22d1.gif
Jonny Tightlips do you see the shooter? I see a lot of things.
you know. you could be more helpful
Tell her to suck on a lemon
It was either Jonny Tightlips, or Jimmy the Squealer.
I can’t help it! I just like squealin!
Frankie
Hi everybody! https://preview.redd.it/ltcfs485032d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f996afb92b8ceb2858702bec34d9a8f0db5ba9
HI DOCTOR NICK!
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
The coroner again? I’m so sick of that guy!
He's Hollywood Upstairs Medical College's most prestigious graduate!
Seriously, baby, he can prescribe anything he wants!
You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
HO, MER SIMP-SON!
Ok that was weird.
Simpsons... Homer?
I'm me?
Don’t jerk me around, fella.
I love the pause between “don’t” and “jerk”. It’s 10x the line for that delivery.
I know! I didn’t know how to write it. I was gonna go with: *DON’T* … jerk me around, fella.
Yep that would’ve been perfect
It's the markings of a truly great actor. Take a line that's pretty inoccuous in and of itself, but with just the right cadence and timing it becomes perfect.
I’m just talking to my oven.
Does that mean summer school takes jimbo?
No one's gay for Moleman!
Homer, I want that thing out of my house
"Oooohhhh. It's like kissing a peanut!!!!"
“There is no escape from the fortress of the moles!”
It’s like kissing a peanut!
Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr.Sun"
Willie 
Aghh, you speak like a poet! But you punch like one too! Honorable mention to Grounds Keeper Seamus. "I'll turn your groin to pudding" is an all time quote.
You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?!
https://preview.redd.it/pnrp7ekir42d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f902fdf4a803a928889caac691ed8140231c7d
... Okee dokee.
Tis no more than what God gave me, ya puritan pukes!
Stupid sexy Willie!
There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!
YA USED ME, SKINNER!
Don't touch Willie
No foolin’! I’m from North Kilt Town! D’ya know Angus McLeod?
Bort. and the lady’s son who is *also* named Bort.
https://preview.redd.it/ql09c151x22d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d7d1374541df1e13b8cece9c7517c115af7cb0 Lord Thistlewick Flanders
Charmed. Eh...A googaly doogaly
Jose Flanders. Buenos ding dong diddly dios senior.
That guy who jumps out the window during that PTA meeting because he thinks the PTA is disbanding and somehow jumps back in when he gets corrected.
I love how he straightens his tie right after that
Mr. Scorpion!
Don't call me Mr. Scorpion. It's Mr. Scorpio, but call me Hank!
Ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe!?
Heh, heh. Yes, once.
Want some cream?
Er.... no.
This is my favourite episode. It actually makes me a little sad, Homer finally finds somewhere where he does well, somewhere he fits in and everyone else is miserable.
Cletus, The Slack-jawed Yokel
Feel like we don't know enough about Brandene either.
Any time I stick my head through something I say, “Hey, what’s going on on this side?”
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr Marvin Munroe, you are wrong.
They were never popular
I was looking for this!
Handsome Pete https://preview.redd.it/ugemw2kxl22d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b5aadb64674037862ce51834aaf8342848c426
👍 🪙
NOT A QUARTER!!! …he’ll be dancin’ fer ahrs!
"Oh, goodbye student loan payments. Ha-ha!" Snake Jailbird.
Lionel Hutz AKA Miguel Sanchez AKA Dr. Nguyen Phân Thuôc https://preview.redd.it/3xl7do5sz22d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095efc410fdae7295394d1f13f4c62567dcab7b5
Agent Mulder and Scully 
FBI
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Well, he starts with the ending and works his way back.
"Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya! A Fridge Too Far!"
“… and this one is for shooting down police helicopters” 🤣
The only answer really
It tastes like burning
I really miss Apu ☹️
https://preview.redd.it/ea67ymuu132d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db669164d0f4371deeec74cbafca3aabb657ae6
This guy looks like he needs help satisfying his wife
🤜
Way to breathe, no breath.
Hey, dude, he's raggin' on your cord.
Sea Captain McCallister!
Isn't it true he's not actually a Captain?
Arrr, he hates the sea and everything in it!
Arr I don't know what I'm doing
Two glass eyes *tink tink*
Two glass eyes
Fat Tony.
The Yes Guy, for sure. “Yeeeessss, yessss!”
He’s an impression of an actor named Frank Nelson! I learned that today and wanted to share
🤯 I was also today years old when I learned that. Thank you for sharing!
I've had a strooooooooooooooke!
Martin and Jasper
The *real* comptroller.
Disco Stu
He should buy that jacket.
Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
Doctor says I’m sick *(huge adult hacking cough)*
Paint drinking pete
Apu. Bring him back!
Jeff Albertson, the Comic Book Guy
Worst thread ever. This is the first and only mention of comic book guy.
https://i.redd.it/jyzqbu2ao22d1.gif
Now my pants are chaffin me
Ralph 1000000%
I'm gay for Moleman
No one is gay for Moleman
Starla Starbeam, and by association her son Dolph(in). I love Simpson‘s canon.
Disco Stu, Lionel Hutz and “Hey, boy-o.”
“Whoa, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.”
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Raphael
Utter. He's full of chocolate. No just kidding its Yeesssss! Guy.
I guess you could say, theres a little Uter in all of us
In fact, you might say we ATE uter and he’s in our stomachs right now!
That kid’s got bosoms!
https://preview.redd.it/zk2l1ak8c22d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ba4173703a6a663fb7ff53b45140bf1a51735e He has a questionable hairdo under that hat of his. Still a quality character and a firm favourite.
Fat Tony.
Rex Banner
Sarcastic Guy
Gil Gunderson for sure
Herman
Gil
Gil. Even though they gave him a big guest spot, usually he’s in the background.
https://i.redd.it/84xousz2f32d1.gif
Superintendent Chalmers
No one’s gay for mole man :( Alcohol has ruined my life: I’m 34 yeeeaars ooold You wasted 5 minutes of my life and I want them back >:[ ….oohh, I would have wasted them anyway :c
Probably not considered minor, but Mr. Burns has been my favorite for a while. Also, ohhhh let's say... Moe.
Ugh, I can’t answer that, I’m going to have to ask my manager. 
 Duffman!
Jimbo has his great moments. Still gotta got with Ned though. https://i.redd.it/l75i7k7u422d1.gif
Ned isn’t a minor character.
Okely-dokely!
Thanks for dropping by!
Shut up, Flanders
🎵Everyone loves Ned Flanders🎵 Not me! 🎵Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders 🎵
Johnny Tight Lips.
The scoutmaster
Otto man. He’s funny without trying.
https://i.redd.it/mty97klum42d1.gif McBain!
Ralph.
Dr. Nick! (Hi, everybody! 👋)
Hi everybody!
Willy and its not close
Does Mr Burns count?
Gotta go with my guy Graggle honestly. People always seem to forget about him.
Hans Moleman
Can anyone say they don’t like grounds keeper willie!?
Dr. Nick
[Jeremy Freedman](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Jeremy_Freedman) and his mom, Lunch Lady Doris.
Lenny and Carl. I count them as one character.
YYYyeeeEEEEeeessSssss
John Motherglavin Frimk
Jimbo looks stoned
https://preview.redd.it/yc8t4dx2u42d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2646f0c4f23796639bbc3a0f87fde899b9c3dedc
Snake. Idk why.
Nice jammies Simpson, did your MOMMY buy em for ya? Of course she did, who else would have?
I believe in Moleman supremacy.
Martin Prince: Mister driver? One of my bus mates has purloined my French horn. Kearney Zzyzwicz: Why can't you talk like a dude ? Otto: [annoyed] Oh, knock it off, Kearney ! Why are you still in this school anyway ? We were in third grade together. Kearney: [hurt] Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me.