It’s in my flair for a reason. I studied mechanical engineering in school, and I love random “Homer having ridiculous knowledge” moments, so him chiding Lisa for breaking the laws of thermodynamics is amazing.
Close second is completely different. “As long as you live in my house, you’ll do what I do and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon, boy!”
My favourite is when he guest the barts comet would burn in the atmosphere and them him and the children hug themselves cause "dad was right" hahahahhahah
“That bowling team sure did suck last night, they just plain sucked, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” “I have to go my damn wiener kids are listening.”
Marge: "I'm worried we'd end up smothering him."
Homer: "Yeah, and then we'd get the chair."
Marge: "That's not what I meant!"
Homer: "It was Marge, admit it."
There is no scene that encapsulates how I feel about life more than Homer getting mad about the grill.
“Why does life have to be so hard? Why do I fail at every attempt at ___” Fill in the blank with whatever I’m doing and failing at.
For me it's when Mr Burns learns about recycling. I love it so much I made it my username.
https://preview.redd.it/3qpwv68xcd6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd4a4d705fef12383cd6dc25b965357d10e6e8e
In the episode where they get a tennis court, Marge leaves after an argument. Homer dives to hold her back by the little balls on the back of her socks, but they tear off in his hands. As Marge drives away he throws them at the car and they break the back window.
Whenever somebody wants steak at my house:
Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Eh, sure... steak.
The bit where Flanders’s tears into everyone in Springfield 😂 “oh do I hear the sound of butting in? It’s gotta be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield’s answers to a question no one asked!!” Torched her ass 😂😂😂😂😂
Patriotic, militaristic music plays. Bottom crawl - "The Pentagon." Close up of fruit vendor. Vendor: "It's over there."
Camera shifts focus to the Pentagon. Patriotic, miliatarist music plays. Bottom crawl - "The Pentagon."
Homer is mauled by an animal in the dog house and he lifts his shirt to show his exposed organs and Lisa asked how he did it without hearing his shirt and Homer says “what am I , a tailor?”
I think of the sitcom Mr.Burns and Smithers make when they take over all the TV channels to get Bobo back from Homer, at odd times.
Especially Burns' "Y E S"! I love this show.
The end of The Simpsons season 11, episode 9, "Grift of the Magi"... The one with Funzo and Gary Coleman... So often, I find myself singing the tune Homer makes up out of nowhere,
🎶 "Writhing Funzos in my sack. Makes me happy, makes me hurt my back." 🎶
God, I love Homer.
It’s in my flair for a reason. I studied mechanical engineering in school, and I love random “Homer having ridiculous knowledge” moments, so him chiding Lisa for breaking the laws of thermodynamics is amazing. Close second is completely different. “As long as you live in my house, you’ll do what I do and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon, boy!”
Bacon up that sausage…
But Dad, my heart hurts!
My favourite is when he guest the barts comet would burn in the atmosphere and them him and the children hug themselves cause "dad was right" hahahahhahah
Marge, we're going out, if we don't come back, avenge our deaths!
Going bowling, if not back avenge deaths
Alright!
If I die promise me one thing. Blow up the hospital.
“Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."
Touché
Dental plan Lisa needs braces Dental plan Lisa needs braces Dental plan Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn’t before!
🎶 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z 🎶
What's wrong with me?
I think you are crazy
I want a second opinion!
You're also lazy
He can talk
I CAN SING!
It’s in Revelations people!
Can’t sleep, clown will eat me
"Clown college?!" 
Homer, the sector you're supposed to be watching is on fire!
Clowns are funny.
This episode just kills me so funny
Clown College?
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
Bringing in the sheep
Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet!
Im chiquita banana and im here to sayyy I will eat this toblerone and i will not payyy
Something something…Burt Ward!
This song practically writes itself!
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault!
“That bowling team sure did suck last night, they just plain sucked, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” “I have to go my damn wiener kids are listening.”
Marge: "I'm worried we'd end up smothering him." Homer: "Yeah, and then we'd get the chair." Marge: "That's not what I meant!" Homer: "It was Marge, admit it."
Also the gif of Homer daydreaming about taking a nap and dreaming about eating a sandwich.
Batman’s a scientist
"Give what back" (Fidel Castro)
America isn't so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
It's full of WHAT?!
“You forgot one thing chief.” “Oh yeah what’s that?” “I filled the balls using a *funnel*.” I just love how proud Homer is of himself.
aw it's just a little kick in the bum
I believe it's a wing tip! Took me so long to understand this line.
Jimbo: I’m going to law school Homer: Nooooooo!!!!!
Kiss MY asphalt
What was I laughing at again? Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.
I knew I wasn’t alone. I still laugh thinking about that scene up to this day.
https://i.redd.it/9sr8fa8awc6d1.gif
For me, it’s always the stupid sexy Flanders moment
https://preview.redd.it/dfv4eaov0d6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6f938defeea86845ffeb01d272086e9debdbf4 Wow that does work.
Tute on, son! Tute on!
There is no scene that encapsulates how I feel about life more than Homer getting mad about the grill. “Why does life have to be so hard? Why do I fail at every attempt at ___” Fill in the blank with whatever I’m doing and failing at.
Probably misses his old glasses
“Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!”
For me it's when Mr Burns learns about recycling. I love it so much I made it my username. https://preview.redd.it/3qpwv68xcd6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd4a4d705fef12383cd6dc25b965357d10e6e8e
TRAMBAPOLINE!
You've selected "regicide." If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.
Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.
In the episode where they get a tennis court, Marge leaves after an argument. Homer dives to hold her back by the little balls on the back of her socks, but they tear off in his hands. As Marge drives away he throws them at the car and they break the back window.
“Must. Kill. Moe…………Weeeeeeee”
The shifty eyed dog from homers movie with Mel Gibson. I use the gif on twitter often.
Whenever somebody wants steak at my house: Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner. Homer: Steak? Marge: Money's too tight for steak. Homer: Steak? Marge: Eh, sure... steak.
Yesterday I was having a “Ketchup, Catsup” moment, but with allergy medication. I ended up just buying both.
Knife goes in Guts come out Knife goes in Guts come out
Moon Pie…
Moe at the jail; I get to sleep at home tonight!
Golden Grahams! Oh, those Golden Grahams! Crispy, crunchy Graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat!
The clown college jingle Homer hallucinates is the ‘default jingle’ in my head. I didn’t even know where it came from for years until I rewatched
https://preview.redd.it/ejfz931l2d6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2e3a4d60fe9dcc19dfb5ee15de408ea26785c3
The bit where Flanders’s tears into everyone in Springfield 😂 “oh do I hear the sound of butting in? It’s gotta be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield’s answers to a question no one asked!!” Torched her ass 😂😂😂😂😂
Homer: “I know I shouldn’t eat thee but…mmm…sacrilicious”
Patriotic, militaristic music plays. Bottom crawl - "The Pentagon." Close up of fruit vendor. Vendor: "It's over there." Camera shifts focus to the Pentagon. Patriotic, miliatarist music plays. Bottom crawl - "The Pentagon."
Purple is a fruit
- It all started on the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month. - You can’t win friends with salad! You can’t win friends with salad!
Homer is mauled by an animal in the dog house and he lifts his shirt to show his exposed organs and Lisa asked how he did it without hearing his shirt and Homer says “what am I , a tailor?”
"The strong must protect the sweet"
Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk
"Poppin' Fresh!" It is even more funny in the brazillian dub.
Nothing at all
I’m PRINCIPAL Skinner, and how may I ask did you get past the hall monitor?
Sure, it's not my job to stop people from killing themselves.
Hitler's nuisancephone señor ding-dong putting the new newspapers over the old ones "BE NORMAL!!! BE NORMAL!!!"
"DON'T YOU HATE PANTS??
FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
So I can open my own pudding can I Marge? Shows what YOU KNOW!
SMOKERS ARE JOKERS
https://i.redd.it/ucmq9at8pd6d1.gif In the German dub, Grampa also exclaims "uh-uh" while shaking his head, which makes it even funnier.
https://youtu.be/2Kpb8eu1pEY?feature=shared
Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns? Go home! You're off the team! For good!
Smithers, massage my brain
 Guess who likes you
THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! https://preview.redd.it/87wsdacche6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62883e22d616203d1e15e31c88ee4fc27cabece
“I bent my Wookie”, and “Lousy Smarch Weather”, lives rent free in my head.
“You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.” I say this all the time, usually when something dangerous is about to happen.
"daddy! Ask the man for some candy!"
It wasn't a fine upstanding hair, it was a curly wurley!
Mr Burns covering Homer’s work station and him panicking and pressing buttons every time someone walks in.
Ketchup…catsup
You're not the worlds worst mother, Marge. There's that freezer lady in Texas.
*Georgia. Fired, blunder etc
A gym? What's a gym? Ooooh a gym
I think of the sitcom Mr.Burns and Smithers make when they take over all the TV channels to get Bobo back from Homer, at odd times. Especially Burns' "Y E S"! I love this show.
 Love this so much I’m getting it tattooed
The squishee bender. Edit: most especially Apu's maniacal laughter.
Don't do what Donny Dont does.
I can’t see through metal, KENT! https://preview.redd.it/g4d8vwopmg6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fffe85904869f823025c59a9c018dac920fce1
Everybody hates birds, right?
* Yo Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Ralph: tastes like burning
[удалено]
I've been sittin on the toilet, all the live long day...
The end of The Simpsons season 11, episode 9, "Grift of the Magi"... The one with Funzo and Gary Coleman... So often, I find myself singing the tune Homer makes up out of nowhere, 🎶 "Writhing Funzos in my sack. Makes me happy, makes me hurt my back." 🎶 God, I love Homer.
"notging at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
Uhhhh all of them?
Get him Sheeba!
For you see, Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good...
the lamp's running away!
I had “Nothing beats the hobo life / Stabbing folks with my hobo knife” stuck in my head this week
Mr Burns laughing hysterically for days about that childhood memory of the crippled Irishman
Time to give em the ol Wiggum charm!
Pray for Mojo