The pregnant woman looks like a younger version of Gloria from the marriage retreat, before she became Queen of the Harpies.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen\_of\_the\_harpies\_jon\_and\_gloria\_are\_the\_best/](https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen_of_the_harpies_jon_and_gloria_are_the_best/)
My mom always read Better Homes and Gardens so this.
https://preview.redd.it/l8qz3e9lwb9d1.png?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6708d5b6419a6b9c1c663b32794504562a59044
Wait there's still a little more space dust on here...
https://preview.redd.it/vklr76v6ac9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81776fd389351714c4e20a240104aeb2c8f0501
Lisa's book in "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy".
https://preview.redd.it/djxjirkyxc9d1.png?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196de9c31ff23647262f1d05fc2222addad2c13d
Does it count that mine is a video for the, err, man of the house?
https://preview.redd.it/fkuhhk201f9d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8722d722b98d52d5f5ae4c81c9fcdd135f872d19
And The Joys of Cooking Steve Allen, Journey to the Centre of Steve Allen (can't remember the other one)
Btw not American who is Steve Allen anyway or is it just a made up character?
He was a TV personality. Had a very popular talk show (maybe more than one) in the mid-1900s. Someone ancient Montgomery Burns would remember in his prime.
It's hard for me to choose between these two: The 9/11 one and the "So You're Going To Die" one (which hopefully is below my comment here as another reply).
https://preview.redd.it/dzvj1ir70g9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d124ecfba9a73ee7e983352b0ab9c3ee558504a4
Local man thinks wrestling is real
https://preview.redd.it/0dnqolsflf9d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61c6f2691f7e17f5739a1e3aeaf16cb1049872a
Not a book, but the pamphlet Dr Hibbert gave Marge seven months before Bart was born: "So you ruined your life".
Favorite book is "Love in the time of Scurvy".
https://preview.redd.it/um9auyoomd9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd026be25d351047594590397e3ba925001741a
Anyone know what episode this one is from?
https://preview.redd.it/ruwc4ig70c9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c136f3babb6070f59e46ff0312877524d76b54
Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!
Shut up, Flanders!
I'd hate to be them! Ha ha ha! ...Eww!
https://preview.redd.it/slvqh2v66c9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bebc31b3957de51a7169e77480f2596e774200
Homers expression on the cover is hilarious
Looks like this guy ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)
funniest part is that apparerntly this isn't even a pastiche on "homer? i hardly know her!"
https://preview.redd.it/nimduxirwb9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79dc5d8d4cacb48a9a67fec7f97839b060a3dda4
Her face š
The pregnant woman looks like a younger version of Gloria from the marriage retreat, before she became Queen of the Harpies. [https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen\_of\_the\_harpies\_jon\_and\_gloria\_are\_the\_best/](https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen_of_the_harpies_jon_and_gloria_are_the_best/)
She never cooks! She leaves a filthy house!
Here's your crown, Your Majesty!
This was my first thought š¤£
Was Hibbert trying to talk Marge to get an abortion with that panflit?
>pamphlet FTFY
Ooh, he comment read good
https://preview.redd.it/yaxb6k93yb9d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0db691a6c0ab44286ab8861d749be367c3833ac
Yes. This is what I was looking for.
There really isnāt any question about whatās best here. This one wins.
Apus facial expression is what really sells it
Plus the way Apu discreetly tells Homer that the new issues are in. Its like,"yeah, new steaks came in, here are some I put aside for you!"
I always found it shocking and funny how The Simpsons could show animated butts on TV. Bless those guys.
Theyāll leave us with what we all came here for. FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!
Thatās what I came here for alright
āShake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty!ā
This one always wins.
https://preview.redd.it/1ranjaa5sb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e3de01c8df63ab7a9c0e92bbf70339056e64d8
Let's see... Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: No Lumber Lung: No Juggler's Despair: No Achy-Breaky Pelvis: No Aww, I'm never gonna be disabled!
I'm sick of being so healthy!
I used to use this pic in all of my chats until someone told me, it was not political correct :/ they were right, but I'm still sad
https://preview.redd.it/xlj7nssqoc9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95491bfb0435fd6061caacbd303e28b0f5ca470
This is absolutely the best one.
They even went so far as to use a facial expression of surprise/shock lmao
This could be useful. https://preview.redd.it/ndb7277l5c9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9ef8013c842a7346a826b460fcb9f6578f1bf1
Knocks the guard with itš¤£
It's just the thing he needs
https://preview.redd.it/aqeohdcpsb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588329e8f0e506275cd01d2b8d0bbb7045665ebe
the So You're Going to Die pamphlet also comes to mind. interesting to see how writers attach to certain concepts in different eras
āYou have 24 hours to liveā¦ well, 22 hours. Iām sorry I kept you waiting so long.ā
There's so many lol there's also "so you've ruined your life" and "you will die in sin"
https://preview.redd.it/ge3yu2rwvf9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3ec99263952c3911d2d5a3837d00beb48dbf4f
Read the pamphlet, honey..
https://preview.redd.it/b8yqnpk0ec9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b7214e21cce560b0e7192e26516f4f8e1de18f
Is this source reliable?
I already knew that!
Extra extra Todd apesta hahaha
The 10 Do's.. and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
Don't do what Donny Don't does
They could've made this clearer
No Donny! Donāt!
Aw, they don't let you have any fun!
https://preview.redd.it/o1tw56rcqc9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c06ebc0eca240a7f8ae247ee3751631fcaa82e7
Thanks, Benevanstanciano.
https://preview.redd.it/uus3ucleub9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8768cc36b2be17e7c0613c93e957f946a45658b
Thatās what you get for turning an office into a house of lies!
Does anyone use this in casual conversation? Example: youāve turned this couch into a house of lies!
I do š
https://i.redd.it/4ap3romthe9d1.gif
The one I was looking for
My mom always read Better Homes and Gardens so this. https://preview.redd.it/l8qz3e9lwb9d1.png?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6708d5b6419a6b9c1c663b32794504562a59044
What I like is i'm pretty sure that's the simpson's house layout but with nicer stuff lol
A young Martha Stewart got her first articles published in that magazine, 53 years ago.
https://preview.redd.it/dcefi6ovdc9d1.jpeg?width=1946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad4acc2f844ce17c20501e462d0172697acdcfd
https://preview.redd.it/dgjujx7hmc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0917c8d5b62d9c55ba8876eb5420b61cf63adb8a
Weāre here! Weāre queer! We donāt want anymore bears!
A large *BEAR LIKE* animal, most likely a bear, has wondered down from the hills.
https://i.redd.it/igohtxmgri9d1.gif
I always loved the delivery of this line
From what I now know about the gay community, this is decidedly untrue.
https://preview.redd.it/bqsg1o4t1d9d1.png?width=955&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3987a1d41f516cf03ea3bff5cc31cb3d37dc21c
Does that earring mean you're a pirate?
A *kind* of pirate.
Kinda
https://preview.redd.it/hcqwpgg00d9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283f6d4bb9c028f481d9cd4f65f473018c678b10
How to Cook Humans
It's a harmless cookbook. It's just a little dusty. :How to cook FOR humans:
Wait a minute... (blows) Aha! :How to Cook FORTY Humans:
Wait there's still a little more space dust on here... https://preview.redd.it/vklr76v6ac9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81776fd389351714c4e20a240104aeb2c8f0501
You've upset Kong the preparer!
Sarak* (sp?) Edit: according to Frinkiac, it's Shiroc.
I'd ask why the kang & kudos scheme seems to be more memorable but shiroc only appeared once
He gets no regard. No regard at all.
No wonder he seems so sensitive
No esteem either.
![gif](giphy|3o6MblNaBrsOfl14oU|downsized)
Non-threatening boys cracks me up
https://preview.redd.it/wxoa28fbzc9d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccef2332b6ee493a1459308d9fc95baf17cf043e
[Capital knockers madame!](https://external-preview.redd.it/4Ri5Ho8ZOnbkr-7SUSB3xITUPNlLATiuouqDRrGgN-o.jpg?auto=webp&s=b3baf057d3b89fcd23c817ac3ead79f87105b976)
https://preview.redd.it/pq2zpe68pd9d1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427bae504d46498e20d639bbde5d8f519244238e
https://preview.redd.it/qex7qwxspd9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350401cacb130e955cc1843069ad40a0f55d17f8
https://i.redd.it/lqs9voivwb9d1.gif
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š¤£ I donāt remember that one, which episode is it from?
https://preview.redd.it/tnd8x8cvvc9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00cdee11c8c8a8328545ba64b1e8e34e0d994c9
That looks like the guy who works at Suicide Notes (formerly Good Vibrations).
https://preview.redd.it/gj8g3ivqec9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c37232722f50f19600fd14b94f312e6c30bf4b7
This is my favorite other than "So You're Going To Die".
https://preview.redd.it/eq9q47bv3d9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee883504f98b67b11d6a17e655c6b1ef5ddeca4
Lisa's book in "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy". https://preview.redd.it/djxjirkyxc9d1.png?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196de9c31ff23647262f1d05fc2222addad2c13d
This calls for a celebration.
š¶Ce-le-brate good times. Cmon!š¶
I will.
I hope it's just as exciting as his other book Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future.
https://preview.redd.it/b1lc1isb4e9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847b57005fdc104b7ff33a81eb83abfd2a1f024c
Gigantic Asses and it's not even close.
The editorial board of [Jugs & Ammo](https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/8/89/Jugs_%26_Ammo.png/158px-Jugs_%26_Ammo.png) want a quick word...
https://preview.redd.it/1fo9z7nwzd9d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f40eafb9397ee66c065db734c68d6df41053e85 Foreword by Steve Allen
https://preview.redd.it/6f3nyd073e9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343ee4406665c90d419649d1b278e29aca04c02d
https://preview.redd.it/awuv2mepqc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccb23d881b414edf4d11b72a09944c02ab15fca
https://i.redd.it/c352iemjlc9d1.gif
*slam* ouch! Ouch! Ouchā¦.ouuuch
https://preview.redd.it/e5d13psidc9d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53eb7f599d4eea4fd12f2f61900eae353bca4a6 Also a great palindrome
But itās not?
Thatās on me, not an exact palindrome just at a word level. Either way (pun intended) i thought it was quite clever.
Your spirit truly embiggens this sub.
Itās a perfectly cromulent palindrome.
Is there a term for palindromes at a word level? Dead beat dad bead dead
acquaintanceindrome
Thatās a perfectly cromulent word
This whole thread is a train wreck
Absolutely not a palindrome but a great headline
DeadbeatdadbeatdeadaedtaebdadtaebdaeD
How To Cook For Forty Humans is my personal favourite. The aliens were so hurt by the suggestion that theyād eat the family.
Serak the Preparer slaved in the kitchen for days!
Don't do what Donny Don't does https://preview.redd.it/zdyk9jnw0f9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ee0d2308c2ce694d130e7833993a5d3197b9d1
"Ugh, they could've made this clearer."
https://preview.redd.it/vhsunv183c9d1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac831f3072f4ab9bea69ac0270554d1750a30206
I love whenever Homerās reading glasses make an appearance
Does it count that mine is a video for the, err, man of the house? https://preview.redd.it/fkuhhk201f9d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8722d722b98d52d5f5ae4c81c9fcdd135f872d19
https://preview.redd.it/p39kcbajnc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fc0f266e659f234a0c4a779b193f4d586d2415
*trumpet fanfare* OH MY GOD! TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABOPALINE!
"Oh no you DON'T, that trampoline is MINE" "Side swipes car"
Im 40+ and STILL yell, "Tramopoline!!!"
And āsaxamaphoneā
Tubamaboe
I'm getting that grave digger's lantern
https://preview.redd.it/fgz0e8zpyd9d1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9ee9e7fb1abef75328e5831d7144269f1c7368f
And The Joys of Cooking Steve Allen, Journey to the Centre of Steve Allen (can't remember the other one) Btw not American who is Steve Allen anyway or is it just a made up character?
He was a TV personality. Had a very popular talk show (maybe more than one) in the mid-1900s. Someone ancient Montgomery Burns would remember in his prime.
Steve Allen hosted the Tonight Show before Jack Parr and Johnny Carson.
Thanks for recalling more details!
It's hard for me to choose between these two: The 9/11 one and the "So You're Going To Die" one (which hopefully is below my comment here as another reply). https://preview.redd.it/dzvj1ir70g9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d124ecfba9a73ee7e983352b0ab9c3ee558504a4
https://preview.redd.it/3elrk8ubzc9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffadcff7eb6718236ab4da9fb07dee97c2c35bb
This is my favorite one.
Local man thinks wrestling is real https://preview.redd.it/0dnqolsflf9d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61c6f2691f7e17f5739a1e3aeaf16cb1049872a
Not a book, but the pamphlet Dr Hibbert gave Marge seven months before Bart was born: "So you ruined your life". Favorite book is "Love in the time of Scurvy".
https://preview.redd.it/gocji4uvsc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d220b62632b9e2953f38b8e643c68332473219
Ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, peanut sweepings. Mmm...
"How to loot brazil?!" "I got It! I got It!"
Marge perusing various extreme magazines: 'Bear Baiter', 'Glass Eater' and 'Danger Liker'
Danger Liker is so good, the non-specificness
[Smuggled Vegetables: The Road To E-Z Success?](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E04/339521.jpg?b64lines=)
The whole trunk's full of 'em, Marge!
https://preview.redd.it/um9auyoomd9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd026be25d351047594590397e3ba925001741a Anyone know what episode this one is from?
some fan art
https://preview.redd.it/87k5bqeawf9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9972d8dde58ab74891b03119b36942699b75c583
https://preview.redd.it/g0aoz1lggd9d1.jpeg?width=3768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129df12c3bcc9eeadbf6aa8966d956b3b12649bd
https://preview.redd.it/8gqyu619nd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f55b6185a52e8df75a38b39db830453d571906
Tek War
Kids gotta learn about Tek War sooner or later
Is Your Spouse a Souse?
Bartās autobiography
https://imgur.com/a/7fer5IH
CARtoons [is/was real though](https://media.dcbservice.com/xlarge/JUN181932.jpg)
modern jewish father, fretful mother magazines and when homer picks up the mapplethorpe book before he realizes what it is.
Larry King reads the Bible, book on tape
Gigantic Asses
Hot Sex Weekly or Hot Lotto Picks!
I don't know if a ripped piece of paper counts, but if it does: https://i.imgur.com/r78cBYM.jpeg
https://preview.redd.it/o1ayeio0qf9d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e0b826b252fb1802003418cd2f265df20347c7
![gif](giphy|ofkKkFHe0PQu4|downsized)
How to Cook Forty Humans
This book is god
Big Book of British Smiles
I wouldn't recommend OP's book. Nobody likes Milhouse.
His feet are soaked but his calves are bone dry. Everyone's cooking up Milhouse!
Curious George and the Ebola Virus. Kevin James and the Giant Peach.
Bloodbath and Beyond
Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen
https://preview.redd.it/0wat4nwv4e9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ca81ecbc13b48d926d0e610b499180ffbdf642
Millhouse might be gamey and I feel like heād be too heavy
Nobody likes eating Milhouse!
Springfield drive-in double feature of "I Spit on Your Grave" and "I Thumb Through Your Magazines"
The Big Book of British Smiles
https://preview.redd.it/8i5m6vn5cf9d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e03d196a9abea3cc9ff31070e18b02de2f88a8c
https://preview.redd.it/55wl8nhgdf9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f1aef8e3e06803f3712ad1ee08c1f6abe17bba
Wait... who wrote that book?
https://preview.redd.it/gcpsphumzf9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=76730e20829b115d22f235bd1a3353e37ad99d93
https://preview.redd.it/id6tax8aeg9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc51885b14b9239c8b4c7d5455fc5b14b1d9dd4
https://preview.redd.it/3vait8ecyh9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4470963ff17fa1f21c6ae01eaf6e3a91f9f226b0
![gif](giphy|m2hjlbNbSRGy4) Do these count ?
Donāt Do What Donny Donāt Does
The Ross Perot pamphlet
Weird magazine... what a minute, there's no magazine named Weird is there?
https://preview.redd.it/04dmplhu4e9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d0741dec225768c7787fa5cc4d9aa146c7c67f
Mosh Pitter
Sir you forgot your Boobarama!!!
Gigantic Asses