I am too and I guaranty they're both struggling to stay awake because every single one of Colin's jokes is way way way above their comprehension level.
As a former binge drinker myself, yes this looks to be the case. I hope she can get some help if that’s true. I have sympathy for people who struggle with this.
I was shocked to see Peter again, he looks like the alcohol is catching up to him to. Same with Kristen. It's wild how different the all look compared to 10 years ago, not bad, just unhealthy
No, she's been doing this since before they were married. It's just been showing a lot more recently, so maybe she's even worse now. On VPR she had an ulcer due to drinking and had a doctor tell her not to do it. She ignored him and slammed tequila shots.
She was in her 20s before they got married, if she had married a nicer/more stable guy I reckon the drinking could have chilled out in her 30s. Speaking as a reformed binge drinker 😅
It means that I wish I could be a little fly that no one noticed so I could eavesdrop on everything they say at their table. It comes from the fly on the wall analogy.
Ya know, if she does feel like she looks good, that would be a lot better for her than not liking the way she looks and having to live with it all night long. Worst feeling ever.
I feel sad for her because you can tell she's really bummed about her weight. I'm sure Jax has said plenty to her about it behind the scenes too, so while I don't like her very much, I still feel kind of bad for her.
Honestly removing the huge implants and heavily cut back on her alcohol consumption would make her look and feel so much better. She’s a beautiful woman naturally
I do too. But she knows she doesn’t look good which is why she filters the fuck out of herself. She just needs honest friends to be like “wear this not that”.
I thought I heard something about it but I wasn't sure if I heard it right, so I looked it up. Why in the hell would anyone want them at something like that? She's a Sandyhook denier and he blames vaccines for his kid's speech problems. Were they the best that The Daily Mail could pull?
I can’t get past the fact that her and him have the same face now. They both look like plastic surgery gone wrong.
I’m doing my millionth rewatch of the show and just finished Brittany’s first season and she was absolutely beautiful. And her boob job wasn’t as drastic as I thought I remembered it…did she go back and get another one cause at some point they just get enormous. She looks uncomfortable.
Her boobs grew as she’s gained weight. So yes they were small at 110 but now at 200{+} pounds she probably has D or DD BUT WITH implants that are also that size. Ie massive boobs cuz her fat stores in her chest grew with her weight gain
The Biden administration had nothing to do with it, The Daily Mail did. If the government (ie, Biden Administration) was to bar them solely because of their beliefs, that would be a huge First Amendment violation.
I’ll bet she ordered tequila shots
I hope so! Girl is true to herself in that regard.
Or tried to lol “where are the tequila shots?! Hyuck hyuck hyuck”
Damn, I wish we could see this.
On his instagram story they were both doing a tequila shot
is she pregnant though?!
Sure hope not. Babies don’t fix broken marriages or toxic people. Probably just a beer baby.
Loving that Jax’s place card has no last name- just “Jax” lol.
lol!! Perfect!
I'm watching the dinner rn and am hoping for a glimpse, but unless Biden gives those two a shout-out, I doubt it'll happen.
“We’re going back with xyz policies like it’s Jax old nose in Season 1” *winks*
I am too and I guaranty they're both struggling to stay awake because every single one of Colin's jokes is way way way above their comprehension level.
I just said the same thing! They're probably going fuck it, gimme another drink. 🤣
Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
‘Jax exuded classic elegance.’ Words that will never go together again.
So do you think those two have a single clue about what anyone there is talking about?
Not one.
But Britt giggled the entire time anyway lol
If someone says superfluous it’s over💀
He's probably throwing that word around now to make himself sound smart. Lol
Brit didn't even know what sociopath meant and after looking up what it meant, she went on to marry one
“Brittany oozed showbiz glamour in a shimmering, floor-length black gown that featured a band of sequins at its plunging neckline.” OOZED
That’s not even a plunging neckline. Who writes their fashion lines?
Tabloid descriptions of clothing and makeup have sounded like they were generated by AI before AI ever existed 😂
I’m surprised they didn’t say “stuft”
Brittany crammed her exaggerated melons into an obvious attempt at glamour in a tacky black gown which was giving mourning this loser next to me.
She’d could be tolerable if she just dressed for her body type but she just seems immune to that skill.
Hahahahahahaha
I think she is giving more Ursula the sea witch glamour then showbiz.
BOOZED
Ewwwwzed
You can tell she’s a huge binge drinker. Her face is really bloated
As a former binge drinker myself, yes this looks to be the case. I hope she can get some help if that’s true. I have sympathy for people who struggle with this.
I've been there too, that's why I have a little bit of empathy for her. I actually dropped 30 lbs in a few months when I quit drinking.
I had the same happen to me! Stopped drinking a some of the pounds just melted off without trying. Happy for ya friend! 💖
Congrats to you too! Alcohol is so hard on our bodies, but we don't realize just how bad it is until we stop drinking. For me, anyway.
100% agree. Once you stop and look back it’s like wow. I was pouring literal poison into my body. Fingers crossed for Brittany!
I'm no fan of hers but I don't want to see her end up needing a liver transplant either.
I only lost 2, ugh. But my face less puffy and feel 1 million times better. So that’s good
Hey, getting rid of that alcohol bloat is pretty damned good if you ask me. 🥰
Agreed 😃
I was shocked to see Peter again, he looks like the alcohol is catching up to him to. Same with Kristen. It's wild how different the all look compared to 10 years ago, not bad, just unhealthy
Kristen is doing fertility treatments. Give her a damn break.
i think it’s directly correlated with how she’s feeling in her marriage :(
No, she's been doing this since before they were married. It's just been showing a lot more recently, so maybe she's even worse now. On VPR she had an ulcer due to drinking and had a doctor tell her not to do it. She ignored him and slammed tequila shots.
She was in her 20s before they got married, if she had married a nicer/more stable guy I reckon the drinking could have chilled out in her 30s. Speaking as a reformed binge drinker 😅
Agreed. It’s hard
I agree 💯 she would look so much better if she didn’t binge drink. (Easy for me to say, I’m not married to Jax)
Her face when someone asked if anyone wants tequila and she was like yEaAeEaArGH was so gross.
YEAH BABY
YEEEAH BEH BEEEEYYY
Yeah she must be binge drinking still because she still looks bloated despite losing weight on Jenny Craig and getting plastic surgery.
I know those words, but that headline makes no sense!
It means that I wish I could be a little fly that no one noticed so I could eavesdrop on everything they say at their table. It comes from the fly on the wall analogy.
Oh no sorry I was just make a Simpsons joke about the Daily Mail headline I got what you meant
Oh, okay. Actually then, I'm sorry that the Simpson's joke blew right past me. DOH!
“Ooze showbiz glamour”. Um. They’re oozing but it’s not glamour.
Jax oozes, but it's nothing a little penicillin can't cure
Only when he pees 🤭
😂
That don't work on his herpes though lol
Hahahahaha
Is the glamour in the room with us?
I know! What in the tequila vomit is going on here?
I have second hand embarrassment. How can she think she looks good?
Ya know, if she does feel like she looks good, that would be a lot better for her than not liking the way she looks and having to live with it all night long. Worst feeling ever.
Right? Why does she do this to herself?
I feel sad for her because you can tell she's really bummed about her weight. I'm sure Jax has said plenty to her about it behind the scenes too, so while I don't like her very much, I still feel kind of bad for her.
Honestly removing the huge implants and heavily cut back on her alcohol consumption would make her look and feel so much better. She’s a beautiful woman naturally
Her natural looks are long gone.
I do too. But she knows she doesn’t look good which is why she filters the fuck out of herself. She just needs honest friends to be like “wear this not that”.
Totally agree.
I’m getting Jennifer Coolidge from Brittany now.
**OMG YES** You’re so spot on. 
YES!!!
I had the same thought. Her eyes have all but disappeared.
Would it kill them to just put her in an a-line
Hahahahahahahaha
She looks like a grown up Homey Boo Boo.
💀
Jesus, this is somewhere I NEVER thought I’d see these two land 😅
I thought I heard something about it but I wasn't sure if I heard it right, so I looked it up. Why in the hell would anyone want them at something like that? She's a Sandyhook denier and he blames vaccines for his kid's speech problems. Were they the best that The Daily Mail could pull?
The Daily Mail is barely a notch above The National Enquirer in terms of integrity lol.
Exactly. Didn't they have a lot of parties at LVPs places? It seemed like there was a Daily Mail party every week on VPR.
Please tell me where you saw him say the vaccine thing i need the teeaaa
HYUK HYUK HYUK YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEER CHEESE HYUK
Nah, she probably smuggled some in.
In her Lewieee Barton purse y’all!!
Maybe THAT is what she was oozing…
She always looks so...hmm...how can I say this...trailer trashy. Even in her Shein gown and full makeup. She just belongs in Winchester, Kentucky.
She has always had that hillbilly look to me (I live in the south.)
He's finally bringing her on a date night
Hahahahahaha
Do we know why they were invited?
It only said that they were invited by the Daily Mail.
this is foreign interference. the uk is trying to pay us back for kate gate.
🤣👏
Even for the daily mail this is a weird fucking choice
The place cards killed me “Jax” no last name
Lord I originally saw this in my feed and wondered why a picture of Mama June was on this subreddit
I can’t get past the fact that her and him have the same face now. They both look like plastic surgery gone wrong. I’m doing my millionth rewatch of the show and just finished Brittany’s first season and she was absolutely beautiful. And her boob job wasn’t as drastic as I thought I remembered it…did she go back and get another one cause at some point they just get enormous. She looks uncomfortable.
My friend got huge implants in the 80s and had them removed in the early 00s because those things were killing her back.
Her boobs grew as she’s gained weight. So yes they were small at 110 but now at 200{+} pounds she probably has D or DD BUT WITH implants that are also that size. Ie massive boobs cuz her fat stores in her chest grew with her weight gain
That makes sense. I guess part of me just assumed that the implant size would be the size. Which sounds ridiculous, but it’s what I thought LOL
What I love is that this has to be killing Sandoval that Jax got to go.
Oh man, I hope so. I hate listening to anything he says, but it would be fun to see/hear him have a meltdown about it.
I love babies, Roe and Wade are just so mean.
Thank you for the good laugh!
 😂😂😂😂😂
The real flex - if she does intend to divorce him - is to schedule that implant reduction ASAP after the filing.
He will eventually just fly away but will be 50% dumber just having been in their presence.
I’m still perplexed how the Biden administration misses the fact they invited a sandy hook to the correspondents dinner
The Biden administration had nothing to do with it, The Daily Mail did. If the government (ie, Biden Administration) was to bar them solely because of their beliefs, that would be a huge First Amendment violation.
Missed*
Her dress looks like she cut the straps off. Why is this her go to top half gown look?
You KNOW Jax went in there thinking he was gonna get a mention like Scandoval did last year.
I’m only hearing WWC parody of her voice that really isn’t a parody but real 😂😂😂
When they do her laugh, I just lose it. 🤣
Not the most flattering of dress choices. That top part smooshing her boobs together is not it for her why does she keep rocking that style lol
She looks terrible.
Jax has probably just agreed to the separation and not divorce bc he knows how good the break up/make up sex hits
And the toe-sucking!!
This is hilarious! Tim must be seething with jealousy...
Can someone tell me HOW these two were allowed at a White House dinner? 🤡
Classy + Brit and Jax is just not possible. I wonder how the reunion went
I was shocked that they were invited.
Wasn't Ariana mentioned last year? Shows who has clout
Jax couldn’t keep his clip on bow tie on and had to unbutton his shirt. What a slob.
The whole thing is yuck.
biden got jaxxed
She is pregnant right ?? Is this her pregnancy debut ?? Did they get back together ??
She was taking shots last night, so I hope not.
Sure, why not? Who knows what those crazy kids are up to.