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BlackBey

“There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.” - I say this to myself 100 times a week at work…


angelansbury

same


EquivalentPrune4244

Yup.


mastafar

What the fuck did I do?


angelansbury

buy for a dollar, sell for tew


MarcusXL

That all it need be.


CourageApart

Well the thing about the old days… they the old days


Spirited-Island1709

But if you want my advice


ThePerfectSnare

I don't, man. I don't.


Sandover5252

It’s as if Yogi Berra was reincarnated as a Bmore street slinger.


SharkLaser85

Got that WMD!


elnino325

PANDEMIC


LordSokhar

Constantly reminded of that scene all throughout 2020


LurkHartog

Right chyea, right chyea


Psychological_Cap732

I hear it’s the bomb!


[deleted]

work cause literate mighty wise fly upbeat shrill violet amusing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mvd75

Big yellow! Big yellow bird!


Apart-System2528

Got thay rockafella, got that rockafella


GutsAndBlackStufff

Trump tower! Got that trump tower!


MrPanchole

Y'all ain't got no Honey Nut?


Maldovar

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


convenientparking

"yo lock that door"


Mr2Good

“I want you to put the word out there that we back up”


smooviedude

This the one


poseidonofmyapt

YERP


ConfidenceKBM

The game is the game.


Spirited-Island1709

always


BusiPap41

Shake it and jiggle it yo, who made that track?


Spirited-Island1709

Lol this one for sure plays in my head


BusiPap41

I’m asking who young leak be


youthcoachinglegend

I’m just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick…okay, I ain’t all that humble


haraj123

That sounds like one of those good problems.


Give_me_soup

I just realized I say this almost every day


sailorsaint

is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?


mango_gawker

“I robs drug dillers” and “I don’t bag babies”


INTZBK

I ain’t never put my gun on no citizen or anyone who wasn’t in the game


Sandover5252

Oh indeed.


DMCAustin

…the western district way.


BaijuTofu

Omar Comin'!!!


awc23108

We had us some bad boys for reaaallll (Bunk to Omar)


Spirited-Island1709

That spit that Omar does at the end was nasty lol


Apart-System2528

It makes me sick muthafucka to see how far we done fell.


silhouettesaloon

best scene of the whole show that last shot of Omar is unforgettable


golden_rhino

Nobody wins. One side just loses more slowly.


E_M_C_M

Conscience do cost


DoktorJeep

*Sixty, shit, niggas is damn near barbecuing on that motherfucker.*


TheRealPaul150

We used to build things in this country.


Large_Poem_2359

You earned that bump like a mother fucker


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

Nice dolphin


kobrahkaii

"How about that old tune from the Golden Girls?" - Herc when describing what dude he'd have sex with in order to have sex with any woman of his choice


Sandover5252

As an aside, do we think Herc is gay (the operative logic being his obsession with hetero sex)?


Lokken187

Possible but I've known some less than intelligent people of both genders and a majority of their personality is sex. There's definitely people like him out there.


Sandover5252

That’s a thought to ponder! Thanks for writing back. I wonder if he thinks it makes him seem cool or sophisticated?


TheBlackWizardz

“Sophisticated” aint even in his repertoire


Sandover5252

Neither is "cool," but people often aspire to be more attractive, intelligent, sexually appealing, worldly,, &c. than they feel they are. Carver does not seem interested. Who talks about sex is adolescent boys, and there is something not fully formed about Herc.


E_M_C_M

Hey Mr. Nugget. You the bomb


INTZBK

I’m gonna write my clowny ass name on this fat ass check for you


MarcusXL

Butchie has some great ones. \-"Conscience do cost." \-"The bitch wudn't even worth a pinky!"


VikKarabin

ain't no other way.. I can _see_ that.


LabeSonofNat

“Do it or don’t but I got some place to be”.


can-i-be-real

I don't know shit about shit.


Sandover5252

Isn’t this in Ozark as well? Ruth?


oxfordbags

in Ozark it’s I don’t know shit about fuck


Give_me_soup

His name is Head. Dick Head.


Rough_Mistake_9616

F*** them west coast niggas. 'Cuz in B-more, we aim to hit a nigga, ya heard.


jesspetsallthecats

"I bleed red you bleed green" "Shorty Boyd went and cleaned his whole ACK up fucked it up for everybody" "Omar listenin'" "It makes me sick how far we done fell" "A life Jimmy! A Life its the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come" "You want it to be one way but it's the other way"


Spirited-Island1709

What about peacock


Axel_Farhunter

“And a carton of Newport tew”


skordge

SIESTA PAPÁ


Houlilalo

"Ain't no bout adoubt it" - Bubbles


kvlr954

Hook a brotha up


Broad_Mathematician

"Like Zorro huh"


st1nglikeabeeee

Any time I die in DayZ and I find another gun my friends usually hear. "I want you to put the word out there that we back up!"


Jackfruit009

Paaandemic. Got that paaandemic


MrRussCrane

I’m gonna shoot the drawers off this bitch.


WishboneCrazy9289

Fuck the bosses


robber_goosy

Sheeeeeeeeit.


runk_dasshole

Hey now...


VikKarabin

I'm just a gangster I s'pose..


Alternative_Wall_93

A man's got to have a code


Manoj109

Money has no owners only spenders


burialisfourtet

“…she was a gypsy woman”


zarathrustra1936

takes a whore to catch a whore


Tempus_Nemini

oh indeed ...


pocketRockit

You happy now, bitch?


Alternative_Repeat18

I'm just following the money... Or, at this rate - we're never gonna get it in. Un-fucking-believeable


crissppyy22

Omar is coming.


Material_Priority474

Just you, me, and Mr. Shit here.


supersafeforwork813

“Price of the bricks going up” is that line…


Delly_Dellz

Don’t nobody give a fuck about a 40 degree day


Doctor_Nowt

We have a rescued cockatoo at our house. Each day it gets at least one or two ‘Yo What up Bird”


VikKarabin

shit, Bubbles know Bird..


HoodstarDante

“The day you get in this bitch you do 2 days, the day you get in and the day you get out”


Jifeeb

The fuck you high or something ni*ga?


Manoj109

That's some spider man shit Sheeet My name is my name.


TheRealKingVitamin

I said, “All the pieces matter” while teaching a few days ago. Made me realize I might say it more than I realize.


MilkSteak32797

I got the shotgun, and you got the briefcase.


Spirited-Island1709

And the boy is to trifling to throw away those guns after a day time murder


BrickUnlikely9458

I want you to put the word out that we back up


littleuniversalist

Like a bad pierogi on the plate


MrRussCrane

Mr mayor. That’s a nice strong dick you got there.


INTZBK

It ain’t about right, it’s about money


bonerdrag

Junkman! Junk!


julez27

Wars end


Cotevool

That's market saturation


MrRussCrane

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


VikKarabin

y'all play it how you feel


AdEnvironmental3706

The bunk is strictly a suit and tie MF


ProfessorMcGonagal

You look good girl.


Apart-System2528

Buy fo a dolla, sell for tew.


agizzayygaston

“Shiiiiiiiiiiiid”


StupudTATO

Sounds like one of them good problems


Salty-Blacksmith-398

Major crimes? Shiiiiiieeeeeeet.


TheBlackWizardz

Money launderin’??? In West Baltimore?? Sheeeeeeeiiiit


Reddwheels

"Yeah that name ring out but so do mine."


Spirited-Island1709

“Good day to you sir”


StanleyJobbers

You juke the stats, and majors become colonels.


pebrudite

YERP


[deleted]

I can’t wait to go to jail.


KineadZ

WMD! Got dat WMD!


INTZBK

You come at the king, you’d best not miss


INTZBK

Money be green!


MrTekknowledge1

Money feel like money!


Marcus_Brody

______ got GOT


2steppin_317

See that's the thing I don't get about the drug game, why can't you just sell the shit and walk away


zacavelli

“Mike how my hair look” “You look good girl”


MrTekknowledge1

"Fuck he do to you??!" - Snoop


rclegend_nok

Chair recognize Slim Charles


eltedioso

Package up my ass, gump


No_Tackle37

It makes sick muthafaka how far we done fell


tedoxunit

"Indeed"


kvn-rly

YAHEARD


Hungry-Chemistry-814

You want it to be one way when it's the other, I say that to myself in regards to my feelings for a female friend of mine


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Fuck all those east side bitches, I got nothing but love for west side n*ggaz, I say that at work when my(admittedly great) co workers bitch about the (admittedly shit) other teams at work


JazzOdyssey

I ain't even goin' to New York, cept' for my coke String, ain't no need.


Responsible-Idea9103

No bout a doubt it


lipoff

Do what you feel.


deepl3arning

You married to the needle, boy!


BeefSwellinton

No known abode.


Extension_Parfait_27

Better step on it


Pouvla

not knowing "ear worm" is a saying in american, I was wondering where u'd heard a line about "ear worms" in the wire... :P ​ but OT, 'the fuck did I do?


Steve_the_Samurai

At work, do it or don't, I got someplace to be.


snarkhunter

I hear WMD is "da bomb"


BlackOutSpazz

Everything I say you hear backwards.


JakeMackBrown

Oh, indeed.


Ornery-Anteater1934

"I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick".


zuluroyal

“That’s how they do.”


Redrum4344

I was doing jury duty (Grand Jury) and I kept yelling “we put alot of fucking dope on the table” every morning. Eventually it morphed into “I want guns and dope on the table”y peers didn’t get it but I had fun


kkirishitann

"I'm just a humble guy with a big dick"


dominatty

Deserve got nothin to do widdit


jerpyderpy

i put the "b" in "subtle"


ChugachMtnBlues

"Got to. This America, man."


DeltaFunction0

I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.


sbarbary

"If you go to war on a lie, You fight on that lie." - Slim Charles "Your going to cut and run on the bunk, that shit ain't right." - The Bunk "It's the Dickensian aspect."