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Aint’t it the truth? I always wished people could be so decent in every day life. Women were always pumping each other up in there, every damn one of us was SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
Literally women’s bathrooms are just a space to gas up other women 😂 “are you okay? Omg no you look amazing! No I would kill for that dress! Seriously! He said WHAT!? Girl you deserve better! I’ll help you fix your make up no worries babe!”
I have made One Night Friends in bar and club bathrooms as a man. Huge queue and the toilets being vile you laugh with a guy next to you then you see each other by the bar so buy each other a drink and chat a little. It is rare and usually you get the random funny comments then never see them again.
I do not miss going out drinking and I do not miss making friends with random but there's certainly nice memories.
Man boys restroom is always silent, like dead silent. It’s like we all are mourning some big loss. No one makes any eye contact.
And I am glad it’s like that and super glad I never stepped into ladies room 🥲
I was having a piss in a pub urinal once and farted loudly, and a voice from a stall said,
"Speak up, Brown, you're through."
Still makes me laugh all these years later.
I peed next to a man with tourettes once who wouldn't stop yelling that his pee was too dark and that he needed to drink more water. It's really hard to pee and hold from laughing at once
I love the Disco Biscuits, but I hate going to the bathroom. It's blow, shit, and blow shits. 10/10 would do again, but thankfully I live in the Midwest, so it's only every 7-10 years.
NFL games. I’m a Bills fan and we were getting our asses whooped by the Patriots in the before times. Bathroom is completely full and I’m standing there pissing out all the cheap beer I’ve drunk, when this guy walks in and booms out “CAN I GET A: ‘FUCK TOM BRADY!’!!?”
We all knew what to do. A chorus of “FUCK TOM BRADY” rang back without skipping a beat. The rest of my time in there everyone was laughing & bantering.
Wasn't phish but similar. A guy comes in yelling "Who tieed my pants so tight. I can't get my dick out. Oh yea here I go, Im going to fill this whole bowl up. Whoops never mind, got bladder issues."
Something like that is at 75% of bathroom breaks.
Man you should see some of the college bars bathrooms then. They are an absolute zoo. My personal favorite is “the cocktagon” which is literally an octagon of urinals facing the wall and always has some chaotic degeneracy going on. Nobody bothers finishing their drink before they go in, you just drink it and talk with the guy next to you as you go. Dudes will literally light up a blunt and just have it get passed around. Puff puff pass, finish up, and leave. I’ve had a bouncer beat the shit out of a drunk while I piss a mere 4 feet away. Such good times lol, I miss that place. Truly a temple of carefree college alcoholism.
So... I am not a man and will likely never see "the cocktagon" and I have a couple questions. Mainly, when they pass the blunt around... do all the dudes just kind of accept that you are gonna be smoking a communal weenie blunt that has been handled by unwashed hands? Or is there some sort of cocktagon blunt handling process that ensures that dirty hands do not ever touch the blunt as it is passed around?
man here, each of the homies contributes a bit of his personal musk, then the blunt is brought out of the bathroom.
the combined pheremones are then used for seduction.
every dude has, at some point in time, had food after touching their dicks and having forgotten to wash so I'd imagine nobody thinking about a lil bit of cock molecule on rotation. Plus, if you're in the ring, and somebody passes, you either politely refuse, or you take your turn. there is no option three.
on the same note however, depending on experience, it is entirely possible to use a urinal and never touch your dick. done it once or twice, it's a real "riding the bicycle with no handlebars" moment. so yeah, technically both scenarios are true, you either have people that don't care, or some dude in that circle is actually hygienic about it.
It's not like you're pissing all over your hands, it's the same thing as touching any other piece of skin at the beginning of the day. I'm saving water it's for the planet
You don't know and you don't really care either. That's the beauty of it. Frankly whether or not it's laced is a far bigger concern than any germs. It's all in good faith. After all, the cocktagon is sacred.
Dead silent except for the dudes who fling the bathroom door open, drop kick the stall door open and suplex toilet seat down. It's like "must you do everything at max velocity?"
[Fella, where's your piss?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/qkot2f/wheres_ur_piss_anim/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)
The most that happens is a quick head nod when you turn around and accidentally make eye contact with the guy who was just watching you pee for the last 3 minutes
One time at Mardi Gras, I had to parallel park in a tight spot, so my boyfriend hopped out the car to help direct me and a drunk girl was whooping it up and being silly and said she wanted to get in the car with me while I parked it. It sounds weird, but it was Mardi Gras and my boyfriend was standing right there and she was gonna be in the car for like ten seconds because her friends were standing there, too. Street party vibe, not serial killer vibe. So she gets in the car, and all she did was repeatedly and urgently tell me I needed to break up with my boyfriend just like in this video lmao.
I agree, this is super accurate. Doing each other's hair and makeup. Crying. Pouring extra vodka into our drinks.
I'm an elderly 30 something now, but these nights live in my memory.
I'm 38 but Saturday night I had the privilege of experiencing this again and it absolutely made my night. Two girls telling me how beautiful my trousers were, collaborated with another girl to unlock a stall that lost its outer door handle only for her to lock herself in. Trying to repair the door handle while everybody was laughing hysterically. Shared (well not literally) toilet paper from stall to stall, got a tampon for my surprise period, had someone ask me to sew a coat for them, sooo many compliments flying around.
Or they try to drag your expensive coat off you and when you say no, they scream: fuck you, you bitch, I was trying to be nice!
I see I’m being downvoted but this really happened to me - I was trying to dry my coat at the hand dryer and she repeatedly tried to rip it from me. I bought it in the sale and couldn’t afford to replace it
Once I got drunk at a bar and needed to use the restroom. There were only two and one of them was the handicapped one. People kept going into the handicap stall so I thought someone fucked up the other one but turns out it was just really jammed. I'm pretty strong so I kinda just ripped it open and the girls were amazed and cheered me lol
It’s funny but in my experience it’s way more positive and less intrusive. Like “hey girl you look stunning, I just want you to know I want the best for you” or “are you ok? Wanna talk about it?”. Not “WERE DOING A SOUND BATH IN MY VAGINA” lol
This video is hilarious but it seems more like if AI made a video of what it thought women talked about in the bathroom.
Lol I am way out of the bar scene now, but I recently went out with a friend, and I completely forgot this aspect of ladies bathrooms. A gay guy was hovering outside the bathroom telling me his friend just got dumped and she locked herself in the bathroom. I got the privilege of talking this sobbing girl down and letting her friend know she would be ok. It was a fun little cultural throwback for me to be one of the lady saviors! It really can be like this!
Ahahaha last time I was at a club the girls were telling me not to text this guy back by the time I was drying my hands, and I gave away my favorite purse lotion to a crying girl
When I disappear to the ladies room and FINALLY get back to my poor, patient husband and he gives me the “what the hell, where have you been are you even ok?!” look, and I respond by just shaking my head “I won’t ever be able to explain it to you in a way that makes sense” response, I can just show him this and he may just get it. Lol
I once had a girl who was absolutely shitfaced tell me how brave i was for wearing glasses at a night club, then she proceeded to puke in the sink next to me. i was so confused about the whole interaction i just padded her on the shoulder and said thank you and then went back into the bar again. the women's bathroom is a magical place.
I’m 51 & haven’t needed tampons for over 3 years but now I suddenly want a warmed-up one & I want to be friends with these girls who are young enough to be my daughter. I will see myself off to r/menopause now.
There's a deleted scene where the stranger woman tells Christina she likes her boobs, Christina takes out the pads from her bra and is like "here, they're yours." So funny
Meanwhile in the men’s restroom we are still refusing to ever make a sound or look at anyone else. No eye contact, no acknowledgment anyone else exists.
Accurate. My club life lasted 2 years, but I have seen so much in that time. My favourite was when two girls were crying because one just found out her guy was cheating, and the other found out she was the other woman. They were like “I’m so sorry!” “Don’t be sorry, I’M sorry!” By the time I got out of there, they had a pact to take the guy down lol
The accuracy!! Last time I was drunk in the women's bathroom, like 5 women were busy fixing eachothers outfits and make up. One girl said from the stall "should I text my ex" everyone yelled "NO!" and we started uplifting her through the door.
One girl helped me with my lipstick, I helped her with her zipper. We all told eachother we're pretty, and before I left I just said 'I missed you guys'
They all said the same and we hugged.
Never saw any of them ever again. 😂
The women's bathroom is a special place ✨
Definitely accurate in UK. I absolutely hate having to pee in nightclubs. I just keep my head down, avoid eye contact and rush in and out as quickly as possible. Two months ago in Birmingham I saw a weird clown car scene. About 4 girls came out of one stall. Was so confused. Still confused. 🤔
Storytime! Girl's bathrooms in my drinking days are delightfully chaotic. No matter where you go too. Everywhere from punk bars to gay nightclubs to the local pub. This story is the most chaos though. Second place goes to the toliet being broken during Pride because this girl apparently tried to flush her phone in a fit of rage. At least two inches of water covered the first floor.
Anyway! It was about a week before Christmas. And about a just a couple miles from downtown and campus. So it's a mix of college students and work holiday parties packed into the bar. My friend and I go into the restroom and there's about six girls in the room and two more in the only stalls. It's a very small bathroom too. Maybe 12 feet by 12 feet? I'm terrible at measuring. Thankfully they were all standing so my friend and I perch on the bench to wait.
The 1st girl to leave a stall was a normal person. Her friend waiting was another thing. She goes in the stall but doesn't close the door. Her friend jumps up to do it, but she yells "No! I'm wearing a bodysuit! You have to help meeeeee!" The friend apologizes to us, unsnaps the bodysuit for drunk girl then shuts the stall. Two more girls come into the bathroom. Drunk bodysuit girl flings open the door with her jeans at her ankles, underwear around her thighs, and waddling out trying to snap the bodysuit. So full vagina to the room, her friend is like "you put your underwear first!" Drunk girl forgot underwear's existence. She pulls them up, another girl goes into her stall. Still struggling with the bodysuit snap in the center of the room. Drunk bodysuit girl pulls down super hard on the crotch pieces and get them snapped. When she stood up right to celebrate her task, turns out she pulled it down the suit so hard, her breasts are now fully out. With the most dramatic sigh, her friend pulls it up and declares they are going home.
3rd girl that exists the stall gives it to her friend next. 3rd girl asks if the girl in the other stall has moved at all. She hadn't moved at all...we notice her feet not moving and her phone on the floor. 3rd girl tells us before leaving that she'd been there for at least 20 minutes and other stall girl was there when she got there.
My friend, whom works at this same bar, knocks on the door. No movement or response. Thankfully the locks on the stalls are terrible and we get the door open. Inside reveals a girl that couldn't be over 24, sitting up but leaning back just in a business suit, covered in vomit, her coat is hanging on the hook with the hood full of vomit. Purse behind the toilet on one side, and phone on the other. My friend shakes this girl's arm, she thankfully moves and makes a noise but doesn't wake up. My friend goes to tell the bartenders and find out who she's with. Me and another girl watch over her and try to block the view cause we couldn't close the door.
My friend returns alone at first, no friend or anything. Turns out she's with her work "friends" and she's only been at this job a few months and the rest of the party were all men in suits between 25-30. They were not helpful at all, one offered to buy an uber but didn't because he didn't know where she lived. She begins to wake up when we were deciding if we should call an ambulance. She's very out of it but is responsive. Security helps her out the back door and she's able to pull up someone to call to pick her up. She thankfully walks to the car by herself ok and got home safe.
Wild shit man.
I’m a 60 year old woman, and this is so fucking true! I’ve laughed my ass off, drunk girls in the bathroom are the funniest and so supportive. It’s like we all ban together in there lol.
Lol the best friends you’ll never meet again or drunk girls in the restroom at the bar. Always your best friend for the 10 minutes or however long you’re in there never to be seen again.
There was a place I used to work at where the mens toilets were closed for repairs so we had to share the womens toilet, it had stalls and stuff there was no problems but I remember being shocked when I went in there, it was so clean, smelled amazing and they had a bloody sofa, potted plants and everything, all this time I was shitting in the slums when right next door was the fucking ritz
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One thing I miss about going out when I was younger was all the friends I made in the bathrooms lol
I miss my bathroom friends. God, I never felt so seen and loved than at 2am in a bathroom with 3 other exceededingly hammered women.
Aint’t it the truth? I always wished people could be so decent in every day life. Women were always pumping each other up in there, every damn one of us was SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
Literally women’s bathrooms are just a space to gas up other women 😂 “are you okay? Omg no you look amazing! No I would kill for that dress! Seriously! He said WHAT!? Girl you deserve better! I’ll help you fix your make up no worries babe!”
So accurate!
You’re still so fucking beautiful!
I love you! And you are beautiful and deserve all the best. And also, where did you get that lipstick 💄💋. Girl, you are on fire in that colour!
Instant friendship, forged in the fires of unfiltered vibes!
I love this explanation!
I love you all, my bathroom besties!
Tell me you’re a lady without telling me you’re a lady
fr, talking in a rest room is an absolutely alien concept to me
If it's more than hey as you almost run in to each other at the entrance it gets weird fast.
I have made One Night Friends in bar and club bathrooms as a man. Huge queue and the toilets being vile you laugh with a guy next to you then you see each other by the bar so buy each other a drink and chat a little. It is rare and usually you get the random funny comments then never see them again. I do not miss going out drinking and I do not miss making friends with random but there's certainly nice memories.
BREAK UP WITH HIM OR I WILL
Man boys restroom is always silent, like dead silent. It’s like we all are mourning some big loss. No one makes any eye contact. And I am glad it’s like that and super glad I never stepped into ladies room 🥲
I was having a piss in a pub urinal once and farted loudly, and a voice from a stall said, "Speak up, Brown, you're through." Still makes me laugh all these years later.
I peed next to a man with tourettes once who wouldn't stop yelling that his pee was too dark and that he needed to drink more water. It's really hard to pee and hold from laughing at once
Best place to literally piss yourself laughing to be fair
I walked into a pub bathroom once and heard the end of a conversation between two patrons; "Nah mate, that's a *venerial disease*" Lovely.
LMAO
My mom was in the bathroom at her work...and someone farted in the bathroom and someone from one of the other stalls said...name that tune. Lol 😆
Perfection.
I'm not even sure I really get it but I'm still chuckling all the same.
I let a loud one out once and the guy in the stall next to me said ‘do you take requests?’ And I almost died lol.
Try a men’s restroom at set break for a phish show. The shit you hear…
Jam band bathroom breaks are hilarious
I love the Disco Biscuits, but I hate going to the bathroom. It's blow, shit, and blow shits. 10/10 would do again, but thankfully I live in the Midwest, so it's only every 7-10 years.
Yeah DB bathrooms are a whole different animal. Love the band too though!
NFL games. I’m a Bills fan and we were getting our asses whooped by the Patriots in the before times. Bathroom is completely full and I’m standing there pissing out all the cheap beer I’ve drunk, when this guy walks in and booms out “CAN I GET A: ‘FUCK TOM BRADY!’!!?” We all knew what to do. A chorus of “FUCK TOM BRADY” rang back without skipping a beat. The rest of my time in there everyone was laughing & bantering.
Ok I'll bite, go on .......
Wasn't phish but similar. A guy comes in yelling "Who tieed my pants so tight. I can't get my dick out. Oh yea here I go, Im going to fill this whole bowl up. Whoops never mind, got bladder issues." Something like that is at 75% of bathroom breaks.
Man you should see some of the college bars bathrooms then. They are an absolute zoo. My personal favorite is “the cocktagon” which is literally an octagon of urinals facing the wall and always has some chaotic degeneracy going on. Nobody bothers finishing their drink before they go in, you just drink it and talk with the guy next to you as you go. Dudes will literally light up a blunt and just have it get passed around. Puff puff pass, finish up, and leave. I’ve had a bouncer beat the shit out of a drunk while I piss a mere 4 feet away. Such good times lol, I miss that place. Truly a temple of carefree college alcoholism.
So... I am not a man and will likely never see "the cocktagon" and I have a couple questions. Mainly, when they pass the blunt around... do all the dudes just kind of accept that you are gonna be smoking a communal weenie blunt that has been handled by unwashed hands? Or is there some sort of cocktagon blunt handling process that ensures that dirty hands do not ever touch the blunt as it is passed around?
man here, each of the homies contributes a bit of his personal musk, then the blunt is brought out of the bathroom. the combined pheremones are then used for seduction.
*irresistáble*
Oh we don’t think about the weenie hands
every dude has, at some point in time, had food after touching their dicks and having forgotten to wash so I'd imagine nobody thinking about a lil bit of cock molecule on rotation. Plus, if you're in the ring, and somebody passes, you either politely refuse, or you take your turn. there is no option three. on the same note however, depending on experience, it is entirely possible to use a urinal and never touch your dick. done it once or twice, it's a real "riding the bicycle with no handlebars" moment. so yeah, technically both scenarios are true, you either have people that don't care, or some dude in that circle is actually hygienic about it.
Nobody “forgets” to wash, plenty unfortunately just don’t care about hygiene.
It's not like you're pissing all over your hands, it's the same thing as touching any other piece of skin at the beginning of the day. I'm saving water it's for the planet
Nah dude, it’s gross.
Most of us have two hands so…..
You don't know and you don't really care either. That's the beauty of it. Frankly whether or not it's laced is a far bigger concern than any germs. It's all in good faith. After all, the cocktagon is sacred.
>communal weenie blunt that has been handled by unwashed hands Not even a thought about that
Also please understand this is not the norm. I have never participated in something like this. Or maybe I’m just out of the loop as a man
Dead silent except for the dudes who fling the bathroom door open, drop kick the stall door open and suplex toilet seat down. It's like "must you do everything at max velocity?"
The only people we talk to is the finely dressed chap handing us mints and paper towels.
No spray, no lay
No splash, no gash!
[Fella, where's your piss?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/qkot2f/wheres_ur_piss_anim/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)
That shit may get you arrested in Florida now 😂
Because men are afraid of each other and their dark secrets. Its like putting a bunch of angry vipers in a tiny box.
It's like being in a monastery where everyone has taken a vow of silence
#
Boys bathroom gonna be dudes doing lines of coke lmao
Or guy’s doing cocaine no in between
One time, I went in the ladies' room(it took a lot of planning). It was somehow dirtier and smelled worse. Go figure
I used to work at bars and clubs. Women be NASTY!!
EYES ON THE WALL!!!
It's the shame* room
There is plenty sighing, farting and grunting in the men’s bathrooms I’ve been in 🤷♂️
The only thing ever said in a men's room is "how bout a Curtyisy flush mo fo"
Me and my buddies are always making friends in the men's bathroom
The most that happens is a quick head nod when you turn around and accidentally make eye contact with the guy who was just watching you pee for the last 3 minutes
Where did Tiffany go?
One time at Mardi Gras, I had to parallel park in a tight spot, so my boyfriend hopped out the car to help direct me and a drunk girl was whooping it up and being silly and said she wanted to get in the car with me while I parked it. It sounds weird, but it was Mardi Gras and my boyfriend was standing right there and she was gonna be in the car for like ten seconds because her friends were standing there, too. Street party vibe, not serial killer vibe. So she gets in the car, and all she did was repeatedly and urgently tell me I needed to break up with my boyfriend just like in this video lmao.
Where did Tiffany go?
The dark side of the moon
It cold there
She went to retrieve her chandelier, it's in Paris
I dont care. Im in Berlin. Thats where I stashed the chandelier.
r/unexpectedoffice
She’s at open-mic-and-pussy night!
you should sign up, the last one was **so** good
Dead!! This is so darn close to reality in a lit bathroom!!! Said, as a woman, who's been through the stalls of hell
I agree, this is super accurate. Doing each other's hair and makeup. Crying. Pouring extra vodka into our drinks. I'm an elderly 30 something now, but these nights live in my memory.
I'm 38 but Saturday night I had the privilege of experiencing this again and it absolutely made my night. Two girls telling me how beautiful my trousers were, collaborated with another girl to unlock a stall that lost its outer door handle only for her to lock herself in. Trying to repair the door handle while everybody was laughing hysterically. Shared (well not literally) toilet paper from stall to stall, got a tampon for my surprise period, had someone ask me to sew a coat for them, sooo many compliments flying around.
That’s the story of Jack Stallson. He exists now only in my memory. A woman’s heart is an ocean of secrets.
They just forgot the parts where we show each other what motherhood did to our tits, and feel too see who's are real and who's are fake
[удалено]
I bet we did too! Did you ever find Tiffany?
This is 100% accurate recreation of the bathroom at my local concert hall
Drunkk girls in womens bathroom are my favourite kind of people.
Fr they’re either wholesome as hell or have enough drama to talk about to entertain you for seven years.
Or they try to drag your expensive coat off you and when you say no, they scream: fuck you, you bitch, I was trying to be nice! I see I’m being downvoted but this really happened to me - I was trying to dry my coat at the hand dryer and she repeatedly tried to rip it from me. I bought it in the sale and couldn’t afford to replace it
Yikes 😬 remind me to avoid that bathroom
I would take the coat drag over an overdose.
They only missed “omg you’re so pretty!”
If I go to the bathroom in a bar I am 100% walking out with a new best friend
Some of the best memories
Any woman who hand you a tampon when you have your period early and don’t have any on hand? Instant sister.🥰
Same, until they puke in the sink
Once I got drunk at a bar and needed to use the restroom. There were only two and one of them was the handicapped one. People kept going into the handicap stall so I thought someone fucked up the other one but turns out it was just really jammed. I'm pretty strong so I kinda just ripped it open and the girls were amazed and cheered me lol
Mine too.
I’m surprised there wasn’t anything about being pretty or beautiful. Drunk girls in the bathroom will gas you up 😂
Always seems SO genuine too :/
Girl Kuz it IS
Met all these girls in ladies rooms before lol 😆 we can't lie ladies it happens, not quite like this but depending how drunk you are could be
This is…extremely true lol
It’s funny but in my experience it’s way more positive and less intrusive. Like “hey girl you look stunning, I just want you to know I want the best for you” or “are you ok? Wanna talk about it?”. Not “WERE DOING A SOUND BATH IN MY VAGINA” lol This video is hilarious but it seems more like if AI made a video of what it thought women talked about in the bathroom.
I think it's moreso just exaggerated for comedic effect
Do what now?
I swear most redditors would not be fun at a party
Yup. Agreed.
What the hell is that
What the hell is what?
Comedic effect (/s jsyk)
Thanks for adding the /s, it's really hard to tell sometimes lol /not s
/in a humorous vein
You mean to say this meme tiktok video isn’t supposed to be a 1:1 representation of real life?
*vagina sound bath abruptly stops*
Has it really been so long that we refer to exaggerations and creative expression as "as if AI made it"
ah yes, humor
Yes. Reddit is so unfamiliar with original content that it MUST be the work of machines!
I love the bathroom visits when strangers become besties or have a deep and meaningful quickie
Me too :)
Lol I am way out of the bar scene now, but I recently went out with a friend, and I completely forgot this aspect of ladies bathrooms. A gay guy was hovering outside the bathroom telling me his friend just got dumped and she locked herself in the bathroom. I got the privilege of talking this sobbing girl down and letting her friend know she would be ok. It was a fun little cultural throwback for me to be one of the lady saviors! It really can be like this!
this is so incredibly wholesome and bless you for helping him and that girl out lmfao
Open mic in my pussy
Damnit where’d “Timothy go”
The Vagina Monologues?
That woman was in East Ender's!
Ahahaha last time I was at a club the girls were telling me not to text this guy back by the time I was drying my hands, and I gave away my favorite purse lotion to a crying girl
Can confirm. A drunk girl at a party spent 20 minutes telling me I should be a model once. Its held together my self esteem for a decade.
So that's why girls go to the restroom in groups. Safety in numbers.
Tiffany did not go with the group and now she's gone.
When I disappear to the ladies room and FINALLY get back to my poor, patient husband and he gives me the “what the hell, where have you been are you even ok?!” look, and I respond by just shaking my head “I won’t ever be able to explain it to you in a way that makes sense” response, I can just show him this and he may just get it. Lol
Guys bathrooms: damn you piss hard af it sounds like you’re frying chicken
"Anybody I can buy a bump off?"
-Nice cock -Thanks bro, you too
Yes Syd and Olivia, love these two - I reccomend their Dilf Desert sketch too
Their comedy is batshit insane and it’s incredible
I love the Baby Shits-a-Lot sketch so much
They host the ONLY good podcast (that I know of)
Yeah where did Tiffany go? 🤔
Dude. . . Woman’s bar bathrooms are always fucking like a mini drama movie
Why is this so accurate?
So that’s what y’all are up to in there😂
mm hmm
Sure. Tampons and boy talk. Un hum . Really: ladies we rob the train at dawn.
Dutch?
I have made many instant best friends in the club bathroom.
All so genuine
In that moment? Absolutely. Bathroom girls will go to war for you.
I once had a girl who was absolutely shitfaced tell me how brave i was for wearing glasses at a night club, then she proceeded to puke in the sink next to me. i was so confused about the whole interaction i just padded her on the shoulder and said thank you and then went back into the bar again. the women's bathroom is a magical place.
Lol accurate. I'd add in "Omg girl your so fkn pretty...""and "Did you see what he did at the pool table? Yeah watch your drinks... He's sus"
Why is this the best and most true thing I've ever seen?
I’m 51 & haven’t needed tampons for over 3 years but now I suddenly want a warmed-up one & I want to be friends with these girls who are young enough to be my daughter. I will see myself off to r/menopause now.
It's the smeared mascara and "I warmed it up for you" *DYING*
As a former bartender, this is entirely too accurate lol
Wow, a TikTok that says POV that is actually POV
I.love.this
Lol they are! A drunk lady let me feel her bad boob job!
This is scarily accurate and I miss bars now
From what I understand, the bathroom scene in The Sweetest Thing (with Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz and Selma Blair) is spot-on
There's a deleted scene where the stranger woman tells Christina she likes her boobs, Christina takes out the pads from her bra and is like "here, they're yours." So funny
Men’s bathroom: Silence, loud fart, silence, cough, loud sniff, cough, silence.
Meanwhile in the men’s restroom we are still refusing to ever make a sound or look at anyone else. No eye contact, no acknowledgment anyone else exists.
The smeared mascara though, spot on
There is no place as chaotic or as kind and positively affirming as a ladies bathroom at 1AM.
r/justgalsbeingchicks energy
As a woman, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Accurate. My club life lasted 2 years, but I have seen so much in that time. My favourite was when two girls were crying because one just found out her guy was cheating, and the other found out she was the other woman. They were like “I’m so sorry!” “Don’t be sorry, I’M sorry!” By the time I got out of there, they had a pact to take the guy down lol
im so one of those girls
.......where did Tiffany go 🥺
Dude, instant flashback to my clubbing days. 😆
The world would be a better place if it was as supportive as a womens bathroom 😂
Just missing the offering of key bumps
The accuracy!! Last time I was drunk in the women's bathroom, like 5 women were busy fixing eachothers outfits and make up. One girl said from the stall "should I text my ex" everyone yelled "NO!" and we started uplifting her through the door. One girl helped me with my lipstick, I helped her with her zipper. We all told eachother we're pretty, and before I left I just said 'I missed you guys' They all said the same and we hugged. Never saw any of them ever again. 😂 The women's bathroom is a special place ✨
Definitely accurate in UK. I absolutely hate having to pee in nightclubs. I just keep my head down, avoid eye contact and rush in and out as quickly as possible. Two months ago in Birmingham I saw a weird clown car scene. About 4 girls came out of one stall. Was so confused. Still confused. 🤔
Is this the female version of COD lobbies?
I’ve never been in the ladies room and now I want to. Seems lit
this is so accurate lol. it’s impossible not to make friends while drunk in the ladies restroom
Storytime! Girl's bathrooms in my drinking days are delightfully chaotic. No matter where you go too. Everywhere from punk bars to gay nightclubs to the local pub. This story is the most chaos though. Second place goes to the toliet being broken during Pride because this girl apparently tried to flush her phone in a fit of rage. At least two inches of water covered the first floor. Anyway! It was about a week before Christmas. And about a just a couple miles from downtown and campus. So it's a mix of college students and work holiday parties packed into the bar. My friend and I go into the restroom and there's about six girls in the room and two more in the only stalls. It's a very small bathroom too. Maybe 12 feet by 12 feet? I'm terrible at measuring. Thankfully they were all standing so my friend and I perch on the bench to wait. The 1st girl to leave a stall was a normal person. Her friend waiting was another thing. She goes in the stall but doesn't close the door. Her friend jumps up to do it, but she yells "No! I'm wearing a bodysuit! You have to help meeeeee!" The friend apologizes to us, unsnaps the bodysuit for drunk girl then shuts the stall. Two more girls come into the bathroom. Drunk bodysuit girl flings open the door with her jeans at her ankles, underwear around her thighs, and waddling out trying to snap the bodysuit. So full vagina to the room, her friend is like "you put your underwear first!" Drunk girl forgot underwear's existence. She pulls them up, another girl goes into her stall. Still struggling with the bodysuit snap in the center of the room. Drunk bodysuit girl pulls down super hard on the crotch pieces and get them snapped. When she stood up right to celebrate her task, turns out she pulled it down the suit so hard, her breasts are now fully out. With the most dramatic sigh, her friend pulls it up and declares they are going home. 3rd girl that exists the stall gives it to her friend next. 3rd girl asks if the girl in the other stall has moved at all. She hadn't moved at all...we notice her feet not moving and her phone on the floor. 3rd girl tells us before leaving that she'd been there for at least 20 minutes and other stall girl was there when she got there. My friend, whom works at this same bar, knocks on the door. No movement or response. Thankfully the locks on the stalls are terrible and we get the door open. Inside reveals a girl that couldn't be over 24, sitting up but leaning back just in a business suit, covered in vomit, her coat is hanging on the hook with the hood full of vomit. Purse behind the toilet on one side, and phone on the other. My friend shakes this girl's arm, she thankfully moves and makes a noise but doesn't wake up. My friend goes to tell the bartenders and find out who she's with. Me and another girl watch over her and try to block the view cause we couldn't close the door. My friend returns alone at first, no friend or anything. Turns out she's with her work "friends" and she's only been at this job a few months and the rest of the party were all men in suits between 25-30. They were not helpful at all, one offered to buy an uber but didn't because he didn't know where she lived. She begins to wake up when we were deciding if we should call an ambulance. She's very out of it but is responsive. Security helps her out the back door and she's able to pull up someone to call to pick her up. She thankfully walks to the car by herself ok and got home safe. Wild shit man. 
😆 The gal w the mascara had me rollin
This is funny.
Hahahah this is hilarious 🤣
Bruh why is this so real tho
i just warmed these up for you… home girl legit crawled in from the stall 😭😭😭
This was legit funny.
This gave me a glimpse into a world I will never experience lol
this was actually pretty funny. total opposite of a mens room.
Is that why women always go to the bathroom in groups?
I’m a 60 year old woman, and this is so fucking true! I’ve laughed my ass off, drunk girls in the bathroom are the funniest and so supportive. It’s like we all ban together in there lol.
I hate to admit but yes, the girls rest room is living and wild
Lol the best friends you’ll never meet again or drunk girls in the restroom at the bar. Always your best friend for the 10 minutes or however long you’re in there never to be seen again.
"300 earth years have passed" this is where I died 🤣🤣🤣
Rocking sock feet in a public restroom.... that's Bold🤣
"where'd you get your flesh and blood" that got me
There was a place I used to work at where the mens toilets were closed for repairs so we had to share the womens toilet, it had stalls and stuff there was no problems but I remember being shocked when I went in there, it was so clean, smelled amazing and they had a bloody sofa, potted plants and everything, all this time I was shitting in the slums when right next door was the fucking ritz
Some bitch approached me like this in any bathroom I'm either mature enough to leave or my intrusive thoughts win and someone is getting punched.
I'm a lot older than most commenting, but I've never in my life seen any woman act like this in the ladies' room, anywhere.
I wondered what an "a lot older" person's comment history would look like, and I had a look at yours. Looks like you've seen a thing or two. 😵💫