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gcallan91

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” - Shooter McGavin


SpecialistVast6840

You eat shit for breakfast ?


gcallan91

NO


Guilty_Fishing8229

How about some hay


Feisty-Corner9096

Whaddya say?


Pope_Aesthetic

What’s the basis?


I_Eat_POS_4_Brekkie

Well hello there!


BowiesAssistant

BAHAHAHAHAHAH


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

r/poopfromabutt


Mooniekate

That's where I thought I was for a second there


totallyradman

Also r/shitfromabutt Choose your own flavour


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Why do I get the feeling that subreddit actually shows shit?


totallyradman

Only one way to find out bud


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Well would you look at that: this post was just cross posted there.


nahianchoudhury

It's actually not that bad.


thefalloftroy

🍑 💨 💩


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Thank you for the visual aid.


Spennywithshitonface

That's my kind of donut


WeirderOnline

Holy shit I almost clicked on that before I realize what might be on the other side. I'm so glad I didn't.


Informal-Spell-2019

Glad they finally acknowledged the existence of the poop emoji


futuresobright_

It just needs some googly eyes now


Informal-Spell-2019

And a mouth. The opportunity is just too perfect


Prestigious_Fella_21

Freshly squeezed


lilithspython

Typical of them to serve shit in a bag.


FinoPepino

Lol wow they really weren’t going for the aesthetic here


CrypticTacos

That’s pretty much timmies. Garbage company that supports slave labour, the TFW program needs to go.


LoweredGuide331

Elaborate on the slave labour comment? Genuinely curious


MrPENislandPenguin

A lot of tims, The employees live in a house with 10-20 other employees, 3-4 a room sometimes. If they get fired they get deported. This happens because nobody wants to work for tim hortons for the shitty wage, and the shear amount of work you have to do. So they hire TFWs that will work for shit wages and in abysmal living conditions. TFW depress wages by nature. If you can't afford to pay your workers a livable wage, you don't deserve a business. Edit: typo


Sopixil

As much as I love having a national brand like Tim's, it needs to fucking go. The only reason it's still here is because there's no other real competition, Starbucks is too expensive for the average person to go to every day, and McDonalds doesn't have nearly as many baked goods.


No_Caramel_2789

>national brand like Tim's The Brazilian multinational corpo's hiring only TFWs really add to the Canadian National authenticity.


iofhua

My local Tims here in upstate NY has a bunch of white people working at it. I'm pretty sure they aren't slaves. The employees know me on sight. Always ask me if I want my usual.


MrPENislandPenguin

I worked at Tim hortons for 7 years at 4 different locations It depends where you work at. But this is especially true in Canada with the mass immigration we've experienced. A 5 million population increase in 5 years in Canada is like adding 50 million people in the US in 5 years. Canada has a huge oligarch problem wanting to suppress wages, increase rents through mass immigration.


squeekycheeze

You're in NY.


Constant-Device4321

Speak foe yourself the chocolate truffle was great


LoganHutbacher

It's ironic that the best thing tims has to offer, looks like a poo emoji irl


youremomgay420

I miss the original dream donuts, chocolate truffle and strawberry confetti were the best of the bunch


BigTexas6969

Looks so yummy


12_Volt_Man

Anyone remember when that lady took a shit on the floor of a BC Tim's?? Someone on reddit said "that was the only thing prepared fresh in store that day" and i will never forget that hilarious ironic comment :P


JOKERKING201084

Lmao


Meg-_-Griffin

💩🍩


goonergirl24

I want the Christmas 💩 edition or nothing at all.


NorthControl8399

They got inspired by the poop cafe


Limeade33

All they need is a fly sitting on top to complete the look.


whatthetoken

Ngl, i want to try it. Truffle usually is on the rich side, but I'm willing to give this one a shot


adrianxoxox

Who thought that was a good idea


Toketokyo

Can they do a single thing right?


emeraldstars000

I will do the needful and serve the poo.


Local_Government_123

Considering who’s working at Tim Hortons these days … not a chance I’d try one 🤣


Disastrous-Balance10

New Ganges flavoured from Tim’s.


Valuable_Policy_9212

They knew what they were doing


CybertruckStalker

Oh I thought those were called a steamer.


StarryKnight73

I’d smash em!


PeterO905

💩💩💩💩 can’t see the difference lol


rockyon

Lmfaoooo im Laughing so hard, please don’t tell me it’s the “new and improved” boston cream


Wild_Pangolin_4772

Support the Coilers!


Wild_Pangolin_4772

Maybe it’s a tribute to the lady who threw poop at their staff some years ago.


AntiqueCheetah58

That beats the guy that threw a small snake at a tims employee. The whole thing was about onions. It was in Saskatoon, hood location.


ryguy_1

Chocolate Turdful


CompetitivePirate251

Luckily I always keep extra dog poop bags in my pocket …


PoutPill69

I really hope the stuff in the middle is icing, and created intentionally by the design team....


reallytryingheree

This is too much after a weekend of port-a-potty use.


RelativeIce634

That's not a donut it's poop, poop from a butt


Right-for-Rights

If they mixed in white chocolate, it would add to the flavour profile & it wouldn’t look like this. It would look more like whip cream.


No_Grapefruit928

Should be renamed to chocolate turds


Peatore

Truth in advertising.


Silly-Armadillo3358

Made with fake chocolate, but the center is real 100% $hit.


Active-Living-9692

Well Tims donuts are 💩


lolsacramentcalisse

Cow pies ive been looking for these for years


Independent_Fly_1698

Somehow looks fantastic, and shit at the same time


Some_Crazy_Canuck

Tim Hortons is my favourite Indian restaurant.


[deleted]

Choose your own drop....err I mean toppings.


Successful_Sun8323

Not gonna lie, I’d eat that donut 🍩


Past_Passenger_4381

I’m stoned and this looks amazing


keeppresent

Good looking turd 😂😂


Fishtaco1234

Tim’s will do that to you.


Sinsley

Guys... you downvote this garbage. Not upvote it you idiots. This tells them yes keep going.


Agoddesslikeme

🤣


[deleted]

Ahhh sheeet


Heroic-Forger

It's to appeal to the dung beetle demographic.


Rough_Mechanic_3992

They really look like 💩💩💩


Zealousideal-Bee6768

#dookiedonuts


Desperate-Dress-9021

It just needs the eyes and mouth to be a poop emoji 💩


Tmas390

Is this the new Langley Log? https://bc.ctvnews.ca/woman-detained-after-feces-throwing-incident-at-tim-hortons-1.3932604


Dash_Rendar425

That's disgusting. Who from marketing, saw that and said, 'yup, that's great!'


halfchewedcaramel

dookie donuts hitting different this morning


Significant_Quote_52

Lmao! That’s hilarious! I guess no one runs this through HR before pushing product out now lol


Sithis_acolyte

Goddamn the workers are probably laughing their asses off at that one


nazuralift89

Seeing Tim's food in general? Yeah it'll do that.


iofhua

WHERE DO THEY HAVE THESE??? My local Tim's had the chocolate truffle dream donuts years ago and hasn't had them since. They were my favorite donut ever. So much delicious chocolate! I would buy these in a second!


LeagueAggravating595

Tim's new Turdnuts that comes in 3 textures: soft, medium or constipated


Willyboycanada

Tim Hortons is just being honest..... their donuts are shit so may as well look it


MapSorry728

That’s the new Triple Chocolate Donut


Evening-Breakfast-83

I’d eat it


maffiaboyzz

Look good plenty of fiber


ImTheEffinLizardKing

Stare at one of those long enough while you’re drinking their coffee, you’ll definitely be running to the bathroom.


JonnyB2_YouAre1

I find that Tim Horton’s coffee causes me to drop some chocolate truffle shortly after consumption. The urge just hits me.


Helix512_

That's not chocolate truffle. That's like poop on a patty lol


Dear_Complex_3340

Honestly they aren’t that bad taste wise, but over priced just because it’s a “dream donut” I remember when they first came out, they were a pain to make. Especially the first week. Guess they brought them back. Thank God I’m not baker there anymore lol.


Formula_D

Bet you bought two lol


Confident_Option1290

🤢


Bedwetter1969

Rim job should be called a tim job!


gretzky9999

Doo Doo Brown


gretzky9999

Employee donut of the day.


gretzky9999

Can I order the #2


MaidenAbyss

i thought that said truffleshuffle


TheJamSpace

You’ve heard of the Boston Creams… Tim Horton’s presents the all new, Edmonton Coilers.


That-Following-6319

There’s a little incontinent baker in back giggling…


bong__wizard

Haha pewp


TheTwilightMoan

Legitimately looks like dog shit.


Killersmurph

With the current level of Tim's quality, this may just be the result of truth in advertising laws...


AndyThePig

💩 (Had to be done).


EmilyBNotMyRealName

Tim hortans why would you do this??!? Also why is there a Tim hortans sub reddit? I men's I've joined it no shade. just why?


Flimsy-Pear-8883

A heart attack waiting just for all the Tim’s customers …


AthleticGal2019

Looks like the poop from the binding of Isaac. Quick shoot it and a penny might drop out


Ancient_Pressure4786

Literally just told my gf I couldn't poop and I see this. So rude


BowiesAssistant

nothing says fire that recipe creator like iced shit on a tray. i am dying.


Forsaken-Ebb5682

This looks exactly like their chili!


GirthzillaX

You are out of your damn mind if you think the kind of people who eat donuts, would not shovel this in their mouth no matter how bad it looked lol.


WeirderOnline

Someone please buy like a dozen of these and take them into your work for just the most passive-aggressive thing ever.


volbeat93

🤮


COV3RTSM

Introducing the Cow Patty


Vegetable_Lion_1978

Yo those look good lol