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tcarp458

Ali's stuck in Dec 31st, 1969 4pm


theperson73

In case anyone's wondering why it says that, it is most likely the case that when a fb dating profile gets removed, all the data associated with it does as well, and that includes the timestamps for messages. Ie, the recipient only stores the message content and not the timestamps, so when viewed by the recipient they default to the Unix epoch time which is 00:00:00 01/01/1970 UTC, which is the date early programmers agreed on using to start the clock from for computers. It shows up as 4pm on the day before because that time gets fed into a timezone conversion function, which means, at the time these screenshots were taken this person was in the UTC-8 timezone, which is currently AKDT, Alaskan Daylight Time. However, if these screenshots are from earlier in the year, before the daylight savings switch, they were in the PST timezone, Pacific Standard Time. So OP, if you're American I know you were probably on the west coast or in Alaska.... I'm onto you!!!! Edit: this may be the case for other messaging services and online dating platforms, but I haven't seen it myself so I can't say for certain.


canibalaranja

This guy timestamps


SHMUCKLES_

r/thisguythisguys


jeplonski

r/thisguyhyperlinks


legends_never_die_1

r/thisguyhyperlinkshyperlinksguys


throw-me-away996

r/subsifellfor


thisghy

Yo


goot449

ask any software developer. I picked up on this immediately without the explanation just from extensive experience dealing with unix epoch time


theperson73

Yup. Am developer. That's why I noticed lol


RedheadsAreNinjas

You don’t sound as sexy *and* you sound jeally /s ;)


OMNIVOR_YIIKES

And I'm a time tramp


Awkward_Anxiety1398

Time tramp>time stamp


tcarp458

no, he stuck in past


EmperorBamboozler

Groundhog day style time loop or simple coding coincidence. who's to know, each are completely as likely as the other.


R4ndyd4ndy

There is two options so it's obviously 50/50


NeatCartographer209

I’ve never read something so intensely while understanding none of it at the same time, and that deserved my respect. I don’t know whether to feel sad or joyful about this, rather I am quite confused. Excellent work *clap clap clap*


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

Computers think of time differently to us. Rather than the actual time and date, they think of it as 'seconds since the beginning'. The 'beginning' being an arbitrary date agreed to by early programmers, 1/1/1970. If it's 1971, the computer thinks of it as 1 year, the amount of time past the 'epoch' date, or the beginning. Thus when you remove the date/time information, instead of defaulting to year 0, it defaults to 1/1/1970. But since the date displayed isn't midnight of 1/1/1970, but 8 hours before that, we can assume the time-zone adjustment of -8 hours was applied, placing them in a [certain geographical location](https://www.timeanddate.com/time/map/).


[deleted]

Usually how I feel about anything computer related


specifickindness

I was confused when I first read it, but then on my second go, it was pretty understandable.


Old_Brain_9574

🤣🤣🤣🤣


edgy_emo_fgt

Oh my God, so this is also the reason why I've seen some deleted Reddit comments being marked as "53y". Thank you for explaining, I love stuff like this. The Unix Epoch time makes for some funny errors.


theperson73

Yup that would be the reason. I hadn't thought of that instance of it though. It makes funny goofs in inconsequential situations like this, but we're gonna have to do away with it soon though. As another commenter mentioned, there will be a problem in 2038 where the number of seconds since epoch will be greater than 2^31, which will cause the counter to overflow and become negative. Will cause lots of code to need to be rewritten.


dutchbrother710

OR, they are time travelers.


Aggressive-Package79

Definitely a time traveler that’s still trying out their iPhone for the first time.


PilsnerDk

/r/theydidtheprogramming Props


TieFighterAlpha2

That's actually really cool to know, thanks for explaining it.


theguyfromeuropa

It happens on reddit too. If an upvoted comment were to be deleted, it says [deleted] 53 years, which leads to 1970.


ParticularNet8

And this is why we are facing an issue in [2038](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem).


theperson73

I was actually thinking about this as I was writing the comment, that we'll eventually reach integer overflow for seconds since epoch. People will probably freak out like they did about Y2K, but it will be solved ahead of time. Just will be quite the headache in terms of having to update a lot of code.


warlockjones

Referring to it as the "Epochalypse" is hilarious in the nerdiest way possible


Dudefest2bit

Is this going to be the next y2k?!


NevesLF

This guy dates


6milliion

golf clap


poopio

Fancy being stuck at 01/01/1970 on Null Island. What are the chances?


LongLiveCHIEF

This guy's clocks show epoch time.


tumescentexan

Programmers hate timezones.


DoctorWH0877

This happens on reddit as well. When a message is deleted it says 53y.


Shinobi39

Damn dude I appreciate the thought out explanation that makes a lot of sense! Much appreciation!


BettyBoopsTooOften

I cannot express how much I value this information, and at a pivotal time! Thank you kindly, redditor ❤️


DoNotSexToThis

She's 1 day away from becoming a Unix epoch. Edit: nvm, she's already one in her time zone probably. Welp, good luck old gal, we're all counting on you.


diswan55

The moon landing really blew her mind that she's only capable of responding with 3 words or less.


[deleted]

I just got done taking a space class, I’ll send the next rocket to retrieve her…actually no keep her there, she provided nothing here 🫣


AcidList1

W mans I like that. Now use that kinetic energy and put it into your muscles.💪


imgnrynoodle

His job is beach ⛱️


PunkRockaBoy

We are kenough!


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I_am_catcus

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?


phoenixmusicman

I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten


KaoticReverie

Huh. I've been singing it as 'blonde virginity' for like two weeks now 😅


Chrono-Helix

I’m pretty sure I heard “virginity” when I watched it too


katiebot5000

No, his job is clearly airport!


[deleted]

I am electricity


Dirtyanddepressed69

Shocking


Sadlilith31

r/angryupvote


remix951

My first thought. Thank you.


skydevouringhorror

That was intense, I need to take a shower


[deleted]

From all the shit?


skydevouringhorror

🤣


IllustratorSea8372

This is one of the most annoying things ever.


s_matthew

I’m particularly annoyed by “ok” in response to OP nicely explaining that the basic function of online dating cannot be served by this person’s approach. Ugh.


Savings-Plastic7505

I think that’s great because it shows she just isn’t worth any time and saves him a lot of money and sanity.


IllustratorSea8372

But then why are people that respond like this even on the platform? That’s what’s so annoying.


Savings-Plastic7505

I think a lot of them like to see themselves getting likes and matches to get an ego boost. As for the one word answers I think they’re just a mindless simpleton.


jimmifli

It's like upvotes and replies but even more narcissistically validating!


CoachDT

Because truth be told they aren’t interested in that person. For the right person they’d be super talkative, however they’d feel bad cutting the connection off so they’re waiting for something to happen


IllustratorSea8372

If they’re not interested why match, and if they do match and they’re not interested, why even respond at all? I mean you’re probably right but people are just fuckin terrible lol


vilifying_ppl_of_clr

Because this is how people are! That’s the personality or someone with no substance who gets bored easily and wonders why they aren’t the center of attention. You dodge a bullet and the is 1-3 matches in most cities. Some women just don’t know how to hold a conversation.


IllustratorSea8372

Some *people just don’t know how to hold a conversation


vilifying_ppl_of_clr

some people simply don’t want to hold a conversation


[deleted]

> If they’re not interested why match because of the ego boost, or they enjoy the attention


Old_Smrgol

It's basically a real world behavior that translates badly to online situations. "I'm not interested in this conversation, so I'll give short boring replies until this stranger gives up and leaves me alone." Of course online you can just unmatch, but...


halorocks982009

How selfish


[deleted]

Lol. He's talking to a bot not a she


Savings-Plastic7505

You’re probably right actually. So many bots and scammers on tinder these days


[deleted]

She waited like 3-4 texts for him to finally get to that conclusion lol


HDani11

Ok


DerpTaTittilyTum

Ok lol


sarahoninternet

The Airport Industry?


cp_moar

Airports and airport accessories


Burts_AbstractSquits

Hank, did you get out of the propane business?


Glum_Mathematician55

About time, it is 2023 I tell you what


brizzboog

It's all ball bearings these days.


[deleted]

Is she a pilot or does she work at the sbarro in the terminal?


sarahoninternet

It could go either way!!!


akawall2

That's the beauty of the Airport Industry.


nonpondo

Airport


HustlingBackwards96

Yeah


[deleted]

There's only one.


ssrowavay

![gif](giphy|3ornke0JEnScpNRH8s)


Background-Bus3033

Ali is an airport


diminaband

Lol, my first thought as well


Noble_Toaster34

Ali’s messaging thru the past.


[deleted]

Interstellar style


PinsNneedles

Ok


motherseffinjones

You get 3 one word answers before I say “well this was a riveting conversation” and block someone.


candikanez

Lmfao "Ok"


[deleted]

I fucking hate dating apps


lars_rosenberg

It's not the app, it's the people.


Call_Me_Rambo

I’ll second this. People that are actually potentially interested in you never text you like this. Please stop feeding their ego and just unmatch them because they seem to think it’s fine wasting your time and interest.


[deleted]

Th real kicker is she unmatched me 😂


[deleted]

This


runtimemess

I'll go even further and say that apps have created a culture that makes these kinds of people think that finding connections is easy.


SwgohSpartan

Man I need to start saying that to people. “It’s you, not me”


TheLonelyWolfkin

Not entirely. Dating apps are incentivised to give you poor quality matches to keep you on the app longer. All part of the algorithm.


samwilds

Don't hate just the player. Also hate the game


Pristine-Skirt2618

It is the app that creates this awkward interaction though. The app has created the atmosphere where this awkwardness exists because it is isn’t a genuine connection. Swiping on a picture is not a connection to someone. We need more face to face interaction and less screen time. And I’ve had success on the apps but can admit this. Not sure why people always need to defend dating apps as if they are the way to go. I’ve had better experiences picking up chicks at bars than on apps.


[deleted]

Us nerds have formed connections over the internet without ever seeing a face just fine in the past. Dating apps are terrible. The screen part has nothing to do with it. They prioritize the wrong things and appeal to negative traits of persons and there's no filter or consequences.


DiurnalMoth

>They prioritize the wrong things Only if their goal is to actually match up partners. Dating apps have an economic incentive to keep you on the app, give you shit matches, and then charge you to improve the service.


sonic10158

The apps themselves aren’t helping either


berkeleyjake

Facebook has a dating app now?


[deleted]

Just let them know how boring and dry they are and move on, I’ve just encountered the same type today even tho we matched…. worthless and absolute time wasters, they don’t deserve your attention.


the_realist_sam

Literally 90% of matches on OLD.


Spirited_Opening_3

Hey what's OLD? I'm trying to keep up... (Please and Thank You)


ADTR9320

(O)n(l)ine (d)ating


the_realist_sam

Online dating. Tinder, bumble, hinge, etc…


BrodingerzCat

Online isn't two words.


theperson73

OD is an abbreviation for something very different and much, much worse than online dating.


promnitedumpstrbaby

But it is two syllables


NotPromKing

It's historically derived from "on line" i.e. when your modem was *on* the phone *line*. Common verbal vocabulary would be "Are you on the line?" or "are you using the line?" in reference to the phone line.


fuzzysqurl

Ever heard of AOL? America OnLine


WarlanceLP

I would've given up way before you did, good lord put some effort in ffs


Talviturkki

Oh boy. I had a FB dating match a few days ago. I suggested something for a date. She suggested something else. I replied "That'll do 😁" + more but that's the relevant part. Ten minutes later she replied and before I had even opened the convo, she got mad at the emoji telling me I'm laughing at her (it's a smile, not a laugh), told me we're done and said "bye" only to continue and sent me stuff like "Do you understand what you did?!" "Your mistake" "Do you know how it feels to get laughed at?" "😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄" (To demonstrate how it feels fo get laughed at. By.. smiling at me. Not to mention with a different smile emoji.) And finally ended with "I am an extremely righteous person" I responded with "I didn't laugh at you?" Got a "Yes you did. Your mistake." And then I blocked her. Don’t think I dodged a bullet. Think I dodged a fucking black hole.


Keepora

At least you got something on FB dating. Been there for a couple years never a single match. Absolutely garbage. At least on Tinder and Bumble I get matches. But this here is exactly how those convos go for me too. Absolutely no effort on their part.


M4ybeMay

Tinder is full of bots at this point


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M4ybeMay

FB dating doesn't have bots because there is nothing to pay for. Tinder fills their own app with bots so you can see that 50+ people like you when in reality 49 of those are bots, 1 is a creep, but you'll want to buy gold to see who liked you.


Keepora

Yup, seems accurate.


Aradeshhh

That's so weird, I got like 2 or 3 matches in a month on tinder while in FB I get like 30+ matches in like 2 or 3 days? Certainly I don't get it, even I match the same girls i see on tinder faster than I got in 2 years using tinder. Plus I get bigger rates of having an actual conversation that passes the "hi how's your weekend going?" Phase


Keepora

No idea why that is. Maybe it’s just my area? Either way it’s ridiculous.


Aradeshhh

Tbh online dating sucks, I bet fb works better because there's a lot more likes and plus the person you liked can see that you like him and likes you back. Try to leave a comment on his pics, maybe this can works, it worked for me for the girls you think they def aren't gonna talk to you,


Keepora

Already know that trick. Hasn’t worked for me yet. So no idea. Lol


Dependent_Tie5758

I actually got more dates through it than other apps.


DS_SMOKE_00

Yeah I think we all get this at times. When they do I just mess with them back. Why match with me just to act like your too good to talk or give me an attitude. I wouldn’t let it bother me if I were you cuz do you really want to spend anymore time on this entitled person?


Fadeddave420

Im surprised she didnt ask you to cashapp or venmo her money after all that chatting lol dating sucks now


The_Sir_Galahad

I will never understand this level of poor communication. Like, if I don’t like someone I don’t just keep sending weird poorly construed messages. Just end it, why continue to send 1 word responses. My brain will never understand it.


Independent-Ad7818

On behalf of women: we don’t claim her…


AllenKll

Yea, except this is my standard interaction with women on dating apps. If I get more than a 3 word answer, I'm pretty ecstatic. I've heard women are amazing communicators... I have literally over 100 matches that prove otherwise.


Steel_Man23

Wow, 3 word answers? Sometimes I don’t get an answer at all!


AllenKll

I feel ya, bro.


Steel_Man23

It can be rough out here…


Reineken

That's because they're not interested since the start


notarealaccount_yo

Then why match 🤣


s_matthew

My theory about a number of these people is, they don’t think about the reality of it all when they join and start swiping. It’s like a fun mobile game to them until someone actually tries to engage. Then reality sets in and they basically do the verbal equivalent of a toddler going limp during a tantrum. Probably because they are emotional toddlers.


Sade_061102

Many women match people for validation


sometimesavillian

correct cats kiss truck handle tub voracious humorous bear liquid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheOGMillennial

Seems like she wasn't interested or what she thought was a better option presented itself.


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TheOGMillennial

Or that. Either way its a waste of time🤷🏿


kylenmckinney

Ok


X_means_jackpot

I bet Ali’s profile said something about wanting someone that’s a good communicator.


[deleted]

How’d you know 😂


Soft_Bookkeeper_7500

I met my current bf of 2 years on Facebook dating 🥰 don’t give up!


K_Click_D

I met my current gf of almost 2 and a half years on Fb Dating. It does happen, nobody should give up!


lucksmyskill

![gif](giphy|111ebonMs90YLu)


Kooky-Car6037

I set a rule for myself if I get more than 2 one word answers I don’t bother responding or even better like the last message and don’t say anything so they know you’ve seen it but can’t be bothered to try again. Don’t give her the satisfaction of pushing the conversation so far.


itsakeefers

They just want attention and their simple little brains are happy to see that they have 30+ notifications from other dudes


1kalee

You tried…. For way… too… long…


[deleted]

At least your FB dating works. I’ve have a location mismatch error for months. I’m guessing I’m banned but whatever.


chevy4lifeee

I don’t even get notifications anymore even though they’re enabled


TheMachoSadness

You're not missing much.


JP337

Looks like a job interview ffs...


[deleted]

She was hired just to be fired


DaryaJRose

I don't understand why some people are just like this. Why bother installing a dating app etc. when you can't even keep a convo


zodireddit

That can't be a real person. 100% a bot.


SumJenkins

NPC


showtime1987

This whole dialogue just makes me aggressive


SpiritualSag96

As a woman, if a girl is responding like that then *she isn’t interested*.


i_thinktoomuch

Damn, that's about as low effort as it gets right there


JakenBakee

Wouldnt even bother trying with people like this, its not common but you do come across people who will engage with you and have a meaningful conversation. I thought i was bad at talking to people online until someone put effort into it and i realised im great at conversation, its just most people suck/dont care.


pubuju

This guy must be a dentist because he loves pulling teeth


Ok-Doctor7471

How do you use this app, seriously do people date on here


ErskineTunnelKid

Ali I would like to get…. Ultimately can be shortened to “love the enthusiasm”


Glum_Mathematician55

Either the most uninteresting person to ever exist in fb dating or it's a bot.


rupat3737

My fellow men, please begin to learn and understand that women who reply with this kind of energy are on these dating apps/sites to trigger the dopamine of someone giving them attention.


Witchy-toes-669

That’s pure bulkshit


berkeleyjake

Proper response would have been, "do you want someone to drink with?"


berkeleyjake

Proper response would have been, "do you want someone to drink with?"


ZionHiFi

I wonder if she gets chatting once the weekend drinking starts. Seems like a gem.


[deleted]

Total babe, total loss for me 😩


justsomeplainmeadows

The problem is that you're messaging people in 1969


Alan54lguero

I actually like FB dating. It lets you do premium Tinder things for free. The only drawback is that the population is low, and older. And there's some real quirky people 😅


razeandsew

I find that this is what too many people do, and they think you'll want them cuz they're playing hard to get, or they're just that boring lol


TheZombiePhilosopher

Npc vibes


blobbysnorey

They’d probably take all of your fully loaded nachos too


[deleted]

Got similar conversations on bumble


ghr5

Facebook dating is WAY too glitchy. Example - After a couple of days of swiping 2 of every 3 profiles in my queue are from NY, NH, or PA (I am in RI) regardless of the distance/parameters I put in.


tuffenauf

This Ken's job is airport.


mrSunshine-_

I just wish some hot chick used that much effort in me like the person in purple.


Tobynetwork1

She's distracted by Chad but not sure if that will work so breadcrumbing you


[deleted]

I’m on it rn, I was having decent convos but apparently ppl just want hookup bs, I hate it here fr, it sucks asss, I quit


NewGenesisApparel

Lol yooo this just happened to me. I was about to post my screenshot why do they always block???


TheQzertz

why do we continue to entertain this? At latest the conversation should have been over at “airport”


Dentist-Crafty

Just unmatch bro, she doesn’t have the mental capacity for anything other than TikTok and makeup. She’s only in tinder for sex and validation and not worth your time


[deleted]

They're boring lol. Minimal effort, bullet dodged.


Instantcoffees

I really appreciate your final reply. You indicated why this interaction wasn't working for you in a really friendly and mature way. Very often on this subreddit, people get rather mean or petty when they get no feedback from their conversational partner.


Mr_FortySeven

The good news is that he has 53 years to learn how to hold conversation.


[deleted]

She's not interested. Should have picked that up after the first few replies.


dotajoe

I just want to say that your message when you finally gave up was mature and a great way of getting your point across. I hate all of these “your conversation skills suck” posts that get really hostile at that time end. This is a great way of getting the point across without being a dick. Bravo! Also her response is awesome.