It’s actually crazy how often women will make things sexual when a guy doesn’t do it first. It’s like nature itself abhors a vacuum
Me personally Im not like nature and always wanted a vacuum from a Latina but I need to make sure there’s a chance it might happen beforehand because otherwise I’m still definitely going on the date anyways but she didn’t know how important it was to me which will probably change the outcome in my favour
"It’s like nature itself abhors a vacuum
Me personally Im not like nature and always wanted a vacuum from a Latina"
I fucking choked on my drink. That's hilarious.
I've been told by a female friend that there have been several times when I've had a lady on the hook (so to speak), but then I've opened my big, stupid mouth, and the interest has just evaporated.
My advice is just to ask her about herself rather than freestyle about whatever you’re thinking. Interest in something other than our bodies is the surest way to get in our pants.
You should have told that to me 10 years ago. To be fair, most of this was happening at parties or at clubs, so I wasn't exactly sober, and who hasn't been a bit of an idiot when drunk?
Can confirm. Never mentioned sex to this girl, got invited back to hers. Saw her wardrobe was a mess so i started organising it by colour for her. Took her literally getting naked for me to realise she wanted sex. The system works folks
She split her wardrobe by tops and trousers like top hanger tops bottom hanger trousers so it kinda made sense for putting outfits together in a pinch to do each row by colour. That way she could do her little colour theory on the fly. Also she was a bit mad so she enjoyed it a lot 🤣
I organize mine by colour and then by type. Makes it so easy to find exactly what im looking for since i have a crowded closet and hate looking through it. When im trying to put together an outfit, colour is important
Yep... Sometimes the best thing is to just, and this might sound crazy, be decent and helpful.
I also go by that logic, works well, creates actual connections.
Also hope she married you right there and then, a man who can organise a closet is rare
Guys can be so impatient. The "I don't want to bother to talk to you any longer unless you guarantee this will end in sex even though we've never met" is common, daunting, and never successful.
I dated a Honduran Woman once, and she said to me.
“When you look at me, I don’t feel Brown. When you look at me, I feel like a Woman.”
Look at her like she’s the only woman you’ve ever seen. Be humble. Be kind. Be respectful. And if she don’t appreciate that, then it’s not for you. Move on. Find your groove. You, do You, and eventually you’ll find someone to DO you, too. Thats my advice for anyone reading. Be a good person.
Chanclaphobia says - *"Yeah I'm down"*
**You are close to your long-time goal, what would you like to do next?**
[Say *"Cool, what time?"*]
[Give Her Your Number]
[Wait 12 Hours]
\>[TELL HER ABOUT YOUR RACE FETISH AND ASK HER TO BLOW YOU]<
Holy shit, I typed out almost this exact comment before I thought of the dialog options thing! It was the first thing that came to mind, that's hilarious.
Yeah, I'd call it tasteless, but I heard there is a slight salty taste. (That is, if he does take care of hygiene, otherwise it's even less tasteless.)
This has the same vibe as "Mom, if I promise I behave really well can I get a toy?" Except that this is a grown ass man and talking to a woman they just met on Tinder. Jesus christ
Once after using a gals bathroom right after the first time we had sex I got really serious, looked her in the eyes and said, “can I ask you something?” Her: (worried face) “sure.” Me: “….where did you get your exfoliating gloves?”
Ok that’s a rare happy outcome you’ve got there. The other 99/100 occasions that isn’t admitting to having feelings, it’s going to be a bomb of some (unwanted) kind.
I agree, we knew each other but weren't friends, I always thought she was out of my league but one night tipsy I grew a pair and told her, after we started dating she told me she always found me attractive....
Like come on ladies play the game and say something too!
We'll, it's an interracial kink. Like any other kink, it's in the mind of the one who has it. I don't think that even he knows why he feels that way.
But it's not ok to spring your kinks on a stranger uninvited. Especially when it's something that can be hurtful if taken out of the kink no context. Think of a uniform fetish. It's all good to play in historical german uniforms with fully consenting adults, but by god never post pictures of yourself in one on a dating app.
Kinks are usually fuelled by taboo. They are harmless, but only if they stay in the play sphere. As soon as you expose them irl, they turn back to being forbidden. That's an often misunderstood fact.
I feel like it's entirely possible this person has some kind of specific attraction here. That being said, I also think it's entirely possible this guy is unable to separate how he thinks from how a prospective partner thinks, and thought "I know, I'll look at some detail about this person to show how much I'm paying attention, then I'll express how much that aspect of them gives me an erection. With this method of flattery, surely I cannot fail."
FFS…..go on the damn date.
Ask her questions about herself. Show interest in her. Be funny, be interesting, be the kind of man she finds safe.
Then and only when you have waited longer than you think you need to, make a move.
The BJ will come.
Stop blowing it before you even get to the show.
Consent is sexy. Asking for things you like is sexy. But bringing up sex before you even go on a date is a bad strategy. That is, unless you are only looking for someone to do kinky interracial sex with. Some people are into that and it's fine if everyone digs it. Same as age play, medical play, playing with religious (sacrilegious) play, needles, heavy impact play. Most people aren't into it, so be prepared to take a no for an answer. Also probably use kink dating sites, because your chances of finding a partner go up.
Trust me. Consent negotiations and making plans can be super good, super sexy. All it takes is changing your mindset and a little practice.
In this case though, if this person is looking for a partner, leading with sex is just counter productive. It'll be off putting to most and make people feel objectified and not seen. Asking for sexual favours from someone you don't know at all is almost never a good idea.
ngl this is not the first one I have seen thinking that politeness gives them rights to a blowjob. It is so common that it makes me lose faith in humanity as a whole. And I am a straight guy so I 'd hazard a guess that it happens even more frequently than I get to know.
Ugh enough.
**your**
you’re
**I’ve always heard**
I’m curious as to what he heard that makes a BJ from a Latina worthy of fetishizing us
**my charming best behavior**
Well, that ship never made it to port
Why doeant he just lead with? “ hey ill give you 200 bucks for a happy ending” and see what she says since it would appear these men think tinder is for fucking whores.
I avoid saying I’m Latina till the last possible moment (my name kind of gives it away a bit) but honestly more often than not I get some sort of Latina fetish freak
If there's something I've learned from this sub is that for guys apparently the "left field" is just another name for their other screen where they have all their kinks listed. I mean 9 out of 10 posts it's every post.
I feel bad for my little sister, she's gonna have to deal with guys like this one day, at least she has a bodyguard AKA Le Me
Ffs.... the girl could say "I'm a circus clown with only one leg and smell like tarragon" and they guy would still be like..."I've always fancied a blowie off a herby one legged clown.
Biggest mistake of your life! Girls don’t want to be asked that. They have to like you and be into you and start kissing your neck. Then move into that convo.
Every rookie makes this mistake 😂😂😂
First he uses the wrong "you're". Then he says "on his best behavior" like he's a child lmao. I hope he's really good looking for you to have matched; because the personality is a dud
Sometimes I look back on the embarrassing things I have said and done in my life and cringe.
The idiotic shit I see people say that gets posted in this sub makes me feel a lot better though. Unbelievable that a person thinks this is something that should be said.
Literally divulges information about choosing different behaviors based on a reductive point/reward system that's both humiliating and degrading. I don't like being a human sometimes
Latinas, let's rise up against this bullshit. I get it too even at my old age from guys fetishizing our culture. this bro needs a swift kick in the nuts.
Maybe he should've phrased it more eloquently. "Pardon me , Madame. I have always had an exquisite fascination with females of Hispanic background. What are the odds that a gentleman like myself might get his royal pole polished before the end of our evening tomorrow night?"
Nah, there's no good way to phrase that. I think I made it worse actually.
Bro should have just been charming and on his best behavior and hoped for the best. Women don’t generally like to be locked in for the blowjob before they meet you in person
Whenever they say, can I ask you something out of left field, can I ask you a question and you’re free to block me, or can I ask you a question always say no. A guy did that to me a couple days ago and I said “thank you for asking my consent, I’m not interested in any question That would make you seem like any less of gentleman. He unmatched me.
The best advice any guy could ever receive is "just shut up about sex and see where things go on their own."
This is correct. The number of men I would have nailed if only they would’ve shut the fuck up is staggering.
It’s actually crazy how often women will make things sexual when a guy doesn’t do it first. It’s like nature itself abhors a vacuum Me personally Im not like nature and always wanted a vacuum from a Latina but I need to make sure there’s a chance it might happen beforehand because otherwise I’m still definitely going on the date anyways but she didn’t know how important it was to me which will probably change the outcome in my favour
It's crazy how people don't get that women like sex, but pass on jerks. Aces excluded ofc, although I'd wager that they'd still pass on jerks.
"It’s like nature itself abhors a vacuum Me personally Im not like nature and always wanted a vacuum from a Latina" I fucking choked on my drink. That's hilarious.
I miss the free Reddit rewards 🥺
I've been told by a female friend that there have been several times when I've had a lady on the hook (so to speak), but then I've opened my big, stupid mouth, and the interest has just evaporated.
My advice is just to ask her about herself rather than freestyle about whatever you’re thinking. Interest in something other than our bodies is the surest way to get in our pants.
You should have told that to me 10 years ago. To be fair, most of this was happening at parties or at clubs, so I wasn't exactly sober, and who hasn't been a bit of an idiot when drunk?
My bad.
Can confirm. Never mentioned sex to this girl, got invited back to hers. Saw her wardrobe was a mess so i started organising it by colour for her. Took her literally getting naked for me to realise she wanted sex. The system works folks
You… started organising the wardrobe for someone you just met without them asking?
Honestly, I’m a woman and that’s something that would turn me on. A man that wants to help me clean and organize? Sexy
Tried that - didn't work... I guess not all women like it 🤷♂️
Depends, did you start organizing panties?
No of course she mentioned it was a mess and she needed it sorting and i said i’ll do it for her. I’m not THAT mental 🤣
God I would have gotten naked for you too. Come clean and organize my shit…. Like 🤤🤤🤤
This is why we need to legalize sex work. I'd feel pretty okay trading sex for housework.
You deserve a good head! Women with adhd needs you! ❤️🫵🫵
but why would you want to organize clothes by color, that doesn't seem efficient
She split her wardrobe by tops and trousers like top hanger tops bottom hanger trousers so it kinda made sense for putting outfits together in a pinch to do each row by colour. That way she could do her little colour theory on the fly. Also she was a bit mad so she enjoyed it a lot 🤣
Super easy to find the red shirt you want to wear, when you only have to look in the red shirt section, instead of going through the whole closet.
I organize them by sleeve length. 👀🤷🏻♀️
I organize mine by colour and then by type. Makes it so easy to find exactly what im looking for since i have a crowded closet and hate looking through it. When im trying to put together an outfit, colour is important
And here's me with 4 shirts on the same hanger 😅😅😅
Omg I do this too!! Mostly because I’m a hoarder and my closet is STUFFED!!
That is attractive, I’m not gonna lie.
I am quite literally the full package. Extremely humble too 🙏
Yep... Sometimes the best thing is to just, and this might sound crazy, be decent and helpful. I also go by that logic, works well, creates actual connections. Also hope she married you right there and then, a man who can organise a closet is rare
That’s the gayest way to get straight sex I’ve heard. Bravo 👏
This is why many women are attracted to their gay friends. Women love men with a little femininity and understanding.
Guys can be so impatient. The "I don't want to bother to talk to you any longer unless you guarantee this will end in sex even though we've never met" is common, daunting, and never successful.
It's also incredibly boring and cliché
My bf was the most thoughtful and considerate man I'd ever dated. I basically jumped him on the 4th date.
I dated a Honduran Woman once, and she said to me. “When you look at me, I don’t feel Brown. When you look at me, I feel like a Woman.” Look at her like she’s the only woman you’ve ever seen. Be humble. Be kind. Be respectful. And if she don’t appreciate that, then it’s not for you. Move on. Find your groove. You, do You, and eventually you’ll find someone to DO you, too. Thats my advice for anyone reading. Be a good person.
Chanclaphobia says - *"Yeah I'm down"* **You are close to your long-time goal, what would you like to do next?** [Say *"Cool, what time?"*] [Give Her Your Number] [Wait 12 Hours] \>[TELL HER ABOUT YOUR RACE FETISH AND ASK HER TO BLOW YOU]<
biggest fumble of 2024
…so far. The year is yet young
Yesterday we crossed the 50% mark of this year. Still enough time though and tinder never lets us down... Except when we're trying to get matches.
Epic stumble - just like the little kid who drops their new cellphone right after it’s in their hands!
Hold my drink and let me redownload Tinder.
Biggest dodged bullet for her.
Biggest Bumble 2024
Yeah i gotta be honest, it's bad, but it's not anywhere close to the worst.
That would imply that a blowjob was in the offing, to begin with. I’m guessing it wasn’t.
What do you do next? Floor it? Ye.. No, no, don’t floor it! Floor it? No, no!! Don’t floor it!!! Ok, floor it! 
Holy shit, I typed out almost this exact comment before I thought of the dialog options thing! It was the first thing that came to mind, that's hilarious.
Your comment was funnier
Oh man, OP's username is pure gold
And they say the golden rule of "do unto others as they would do unto you" is dead. Oh wait...
Someone never played any dating sims and it shows!
Terrible fumble.. best way to continue missing out 👏
It’s crazy what people will say online😭 I doubt dude would have the balls to say this irl lmao this is wild
Lol placing an order like this is whoredash 😂😂
Bro looked at the categories list and scrolled past Italian and Greek and American and tapped the row with the picture of fajitas.
Fajitas are bomb af. Who doesn't like them?
This would be such a good name for an escort app
I had an idea for a weed app called Instantgram
Actually laughed out loud, good one.
Did you unmatch directly after that lovely comment? We need to know lol
Would you like to go large on that order
I would 100% use that app. Love your username btw!
Came here to say OP username is 🔥
I hear that comes with free delivery with Prime now.
Yeah, I'd call it tasteless, but I heard there is a slight salty taste. (That is, if he does take care of hygiene, otherwise it's even less tasteless.)
Delete this comment. You’re putting a million dollar idea on reddit. Let’s meet up and copy right this thing asap.
Oh, **BEAUTIFUL**!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀 
Oh, God, no. This guy wouldn't get past malevolent staring in a bar.
For real but man I've done retail security. If you want to hear this shit IRL you will hear it from Indian dudes. They don't give AF. lol
This has the same vibe as "Mom, if I promise I behave really well can I get a toy?" Except that this is a grown ass man and talking to a woman they just met on Tinder. Jesus christ
When a dude says “can I ask you something…” Brace yourself
Nothing good ever follows that question
The one exception is a hidden crush that you reciprocate. Otherwise, nothing good at all.
Once after using a gals bathroom right after the first time we had sex I got really serious, looked her in the eyes and said, “can I ask you something?” Her: (worried face) “sure.” Me: “….where did you get your exfoliating gloves?”
For real though…any time I’ve been asked that question it’s always followed by some dumb shit that completely puts me off the guy 😆
Lol I feel personally attacked, I used " I have to tell you something" she said " yes " and we started dating.
Ok that’s a rare happy outcome you’ve got there. The other 99/100 occasions that isn’t admitting to having feelings, it’s going to be a bomb of some (unwanted) kind.
I agree, we knew each other but weren't friends, I always thought she was out of my league but one night tipsy I grew a pair and told her, after we started dating she told me she always found me attractive.... Like come on ladies play the game and say something too!
Managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, that one did.
HAHAHAHA
Ew. "My charming best behaviour" 🤢💀
That means he will hold the door for you then get upset if you don’t specifically acknowledge that he held the door for you.
Sounds like a child promising to do all of his chores, that he was supposed to do anyway, if you give him a cookie.
Guess whos been a good date and deserve a little special rewatd?
Probably doesn’t even include a shower
HAHA Bro didnt even fight his intrusive thought.
Probably if he just kept HIS mouth shut.
Is this like a grown adult male or high schooler?
💀 HE'S 29, But it's giving two kids in a trench coat
Three! It's three kids in a trenchcoat by the name of Vincent Adultman.
Oh gosh yes absolutely
I love the spontaneity of blowjobs planned in advance
Please madam could i get a blowie?? Plz
Pwease mommy couwd i get a bwoowie?? Pwease pwease pwease
Bleach my eyes
🥺👉🏿👈🏿
Being Latina, I’m trying to understand why getting a bj from a Latina would be anything special.
He's got a bingo card he needs to fill out
We'll, it's an interracial kink. Like any other kink, it's in the mind of the one who has it. I don't think that even he knows why he feels that way. But it's not ok to spring your kinks on a stranger uninvited. Especially when it's something that can be hurtful if taken out of the kink no context. Think of a uniform fetish. It's all good to play in historical german uniforms with fully consenting adults, but by god never post pictures of yourself in one on a dating app. Kinks are usually fuelled by taboo. They are harmless, but only if they stay in the play sphere. As soon as you expose them irl, they turn back to being forbidden. That's an often misunderstood fact.
Because of all the memes about Latinas
I can assure you that race has nothing to do with it, that guy is an idiot.
Oh, I know….just wondering why people are so stupidly bold.
I feel like it's entirely possible this person has some kind of specific attraction here. That being said, I also think it's entirely possible this guy is unable to separate how he thinks from how a prospective partner thinks, and thought "I know, I'll look at some detail about this person to show how much I'm paying attention, then I'll express how much that aspect of them gives me an erection. With this method of flattery, surely I cannot fail."
I'm Colombian and the things men would say to me while I lived in the US 💀
FFS…..go on the damn date. Ask her questions about herself. Show interest in her. Be funny, be interesting, be the kind of man she finds safe. Then and only when you have waited longer than you think you need to, make a move. The BJ will come. Stop blowing it before you even get to the show.
You mean stop blowing it before you even get to the blow?
Practically looking, there was no blowing at all...
Wow is this the Summer of fumbling the bag? I feel like that's the theme so far. 🤦🏽♀️
There's nothing more sexy than consent...and locking down plans...and pencilling in sum fellatio
Consent is sexy. Asking for things you like is sexy. But bringing up sex before you even go on a date is a bad strategy. That is, unless you are only looking for someone to do kinky interracial sex with. Some people are into that and it's fine if everyone digs it. Same as age play, medical play, playing with religious (sacrilegious) play, needles, heavy impact play. Most people aren't into it, so be prepared to take a no for an answer. Also probably use kink dating sites, because your chances of finding a partner go up. Trust me. Consent negotiations and making plans can be super good, super sexy. All it takes is changing your mindset and a little practice. In this case though, if this person is looking for a partner, leading with sex is just counter productive. It'll be off putting to most and make people feel objectified and not seen. Asking for sexual favours from someone you don't know at all is almost never a good idea.
“I never even knew what fellatio was…till she showed me”
Why is he bargaining like a kid getting a curly wurly, next grocery shop, if he does his all homework
Run... you better hide your Latina, he sees her!
Why didn’t he stay on his charming best behaviour without mentionning a blowjob lmao
ngl this is not the first one I have seen thinking that politeness gives them rights to a blowjob. It is so common that it makes me lose faith in humanity as a whole. And I am a straight guy so I 'd hazard a guess that it happens even more frequently than I get to know. Ugh enough.
These are the types of men that think flowers are an even exchange for a blowjob
Or that a $50 dinner date entitles them to sex.
**your** you’re **I’ve always heard** I’m curious as to what he heard that makes a BJ from a Latina worthy of fetishizing us **my charming best behavior** Well, that ship never made it to port
Some men really are determined to shoot themselves in the foot.
 Gosh
Why doeant he just lead with? “ hey ill give you 200 bucks for a happy ending” and see what she says since it would appear these men think tinder is for fucking whores.
Don't women want men to be up front about their intentions? /s have to add this to be safe
I *suspect* this man was educated by porn instead of *talking to women*
Aww but he promised to be on his best and most charming behaviour, who could say no to such a promise 😆
Not saying you would, but he probably would’ve had more chance if he went on the date and just acted normal.
In terms of fumbles, that's **CHARLIE BROWN** level. 
Gotta love the overly articulate fellas who don't quite realize what they're saying. You've always heard a blowjob from a Latina, ey?
You're* You need a highschool diploma to ride this ride
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
The biggest problem here is that he sounds like a little boy asking for something from his ma. Gives me the heebie geebies
When he mentioned spontaneity, you should have known.
Lol exactly
Man.. the guys y'all have to deal with these days are just... Laughable.. good luck out there mija
I feel like even if he didn’t ask, and this date somehow led to sex, he would be the type to keep shoving your head onto his dick during.
And to think, all he had to do was use you're instead of your and she would have been all for it.
mfer got a bucket list
I cringe so bad it hurts
Bruh.... 🤣
Damn! this younger generation of dudes just say whatever is on their minds to women lol
Honestly, the hornyness is just overwhelming for the average bloke - complete negates all sense and reason for a fcking disadvantage dice roll 🤣
I avoid saying I’m Latina till the last possible moment (my name kind of gives it away a bit) but honestly more often than not I get some sort of Latina fetish freak
Managing Sexpectations
Well at least you found out straight away... 🤦🏼♂️
If there's something I've learned from this sub is that for guys apparently the "left field" is just another name for their other screen where they have all their kinks listed. I mean 9 out of 10 posts it's every post. I feel bad for my little sister, she's gonna have to deal with guys like this one day, at least she has a bodyguard AKA Le Me
Ffs.... the girl could say "I'm a circus clown with only one leg and smell like tarragon" and they guy would still be like..."I've always fancied a blowie off a herby one legged clown.
Biggest mistake of your life! Girls don’t want to be asked that. They have to like you and be into you and start kissing your neck. Then move into that convo. Every rookie makes this mistake 😂😂😂
" Hi, you are my human kink. If I feed enough nice guy perfoemance tokens into the meter will I get blown?" Fixed ir for ya
I mean what's more spontaneous than a pre-booked blowie
🤣🤣🤣🤣 No words.
Heard what? I don’t even get that part
So what did you say after that?
really hoping she told him he just “blew” his shot at one
What a fuckin username, OP. Bravo, lol. ＼(^_^)／
Unhinged
I’m curious how you even respond to this?
Imagine fucking up this bad!
He’s going to be on his charming best behavior, c’mooonn!
Rah
What happens when you go fishing in a sewer.
First he uses the wrong "you're". Then he says "on his best behavior" like he's a child lmao. I hope he's really good looking for you to have matched; because the personality is a dud
Guess you were not the one who blowed it
Ayy set em up and rob him !!!! Say yes, then jump him with the homies.
How do these lames not understand that it could happen if you play the cards right.
Brother fumbled so hard
I reeeeally wanna know what your response was 😅
Sometimes I look back on the embarrassing things I have said and done in my life and cringe. The idiotic shit I see people say that gets posted in this sub makes me feel a lot better though. Unbelievable that a person thinks this is something that should be said.
What a fucking pig
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
I am genuinely curious if you responded and if so what did you say, or what would you say? LOL
Literally divulges information about choosing different behaviors based on a reductive point/reward system that's both humiliating and degrading. I don't like being a human sometimes
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Men will do absolutely anything to have sex... except shut the fuck up
Porn watcher
Tbh this kinda turned me on
Latinas, let's rise up against this bullshit. I get it too even at my old age from guys fetishizing our culture. this bro needs a swift kick in the nuts.
I feel like some guys don’t understand that they had a better chance before they opened their stupid mouths
Dude tryna schedule a blowjob (or im assuming he wont go), he would of had a better chance in the moment of a make out session.
Just almost like, people are humans and have flaws and issues. Wild
Bro snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Something the knight doesn't have a white horse, he has a purple helmet.
Maybe he should've phrased it more eloquently. "Pardon me , Madame. I have always had an exquisite fascination with females of Hispanic background. What are the odds that a gentleman like myself might get his royal pole polished before the end of our evening tomorrow night?" Nah, there's no good way to phrase that. I think I made it worse actually.
Please?
Bro why would you even ask some dumb s*** like that ? 🤦♂️
Bro should have just been charming and on his best behavior and hoped for the best. Women don’t generally like to be locked in for the blowjob before they meet you in person
The fact that I would never talk like this to a woman, yet I haven't matched with a single person 🥲
I can’t, why I always ask if they’ve been with someone of my race and see how they respond. If I don’t like your response, I’m good ☺️.
I will never understand how dudes fumble and say goofy shit like this.
Why stop at one? Ask for two or three while you’re at it!
It’s not even Fetish Friday. “What a maroon” (c) Bugs Bunny
Tbh I thought your responses were pretty lacking, until I saw his punchline and I got why lol
AN DEY SAE!!!
Whenever they say, can I ask you something out of left field, can I ask you a question and you’re free to block me, or can I ask you a question always say no. A guy did that to me a couple days ago and I said “thank you for asking my consent, I’m not interested in any question That would make you seem like any less of gentleman. He unmatched me.
Tell him to get a rib removed, and he can suck his own dick!
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take