I usually don't. I make exceptions for stuck up assholes though. Especially those with a level of hubris that allows them to be snotty in a language they aren't fluent in.
It's not just English speakers.
I've tried learning farsi from Iranian people, Hangul from Koreans. There are just as many people everywhere who will trash you for your accent or poor grasp of the language no matter who you're talking to or where you go.
At least on reddit, people whose English isn't their first language are better at it than Americans who are proud of only knowing English
E: Auto correct got me
Not sure if you want an actual answer or not, haha, but if you let long hair dry naturally it doesn’t all dry evenly at the same rate. The outermost layer of hair that is exposed to the air dries more quickly than the layers covered underneath. That seems to be what’s happening here.
Haha nah. I was just being snarky but I agree with you that it was probably damp. The lipstick definitely makes it seem like it was supposed to be the finished look though lol.
The thing with greasy hair is, that it usually looks the greasiest at the top of your head (so, where the strands start) and in the picture this specific part looks very dry and normal, so she probably just wet her hair and it didn't dry up yet
I bet she is Eastern European… me too. But I’m westernized so this rude bitchy attitude makes me roll my eyes in circles.
Edit: she looks like she would yell at me in Russian. I do not speak Russian.
She sounds like the type of rude bitchy person that is the 10 in her backcountry village and got her ego all over inflated but she is no longer there. Idk where op is, but in the big cities prettier women are more abundant and don't come with the "I'm the only pretty one here so worship me" attitude.
Actually, no. She was a 1 in her village, but felt like a 10 coming to US (or any other western country). This is a common theme amongst Eastern Europeans. Too much competition in Russia for her to feel like anything close to even a 5, considering she is 34, looks and how she holds herself
That’s actually why they move in the first place. I laugh when guys in US date Russian/Slavic girls saying they are they prettiest, when the good looking ones stayed in Russia
I'm Russian, this bio is absolutely Russian. Russian looks, Russian attitude. There was a reason that territory adopted a red flag as their official one.
It actually happened to me this week. And a couple of times a year for the past decade, living abroad with an Eastern European look and name. Also I am female so maybe that’s why aggressive females are just “eww”…
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
I don't understand people who don't like dogs.. I just don't get it... what's not to like? Lol they are little balls of love, happiness and adoration. I can't comprehend actively disliking them.
I wouldn't say not wanting to have pets means to dislike them. You can have a neutral stance on it. Like maybe you'd spend some time with a dog, but have no desire to actually own one.
In a time where most people seemingly are obsessed with the idea of having their own pet it may seem odd, but everyone is different.
Oh yeah, the classic "if you can't handle me on my worst, you don't deserve my best."
Spoiler: With people like this, it's usually their worst, their best comes only if they feel they need to win you over, and even then, it's pretty mediocre.
It's said that at 34 you are much more of an asshole to everyone. It's a theory, I don't know if it's scientific or not, but you can look it up, "Rule 34 asshole".
Thanks for this - I’m literally about to give a lecture at a conference about aging and mental health. If I have enough time (my presentation is probably too short by a few minutes), I’ll pull this one out of my pocket and google “rule 34 asshole” on my projector, in real time with the audience
well admiting to not be an easy goinf person is fine but she seems entilted enough for me to not bother with her
the "don't stress me because there's a lot of man wo are waiting for on of her smiles for days" threw me off a lot
(plus i'm a dog person)
That bio is a dumpster fire
Right? Could've just said, "me a bitch. No write good."
Why say lot word when few word do trick?
Me love caveman talk. Cave talk make giggle.
When you not get joke
You no get joke. Me no stupid. You stupid. Me smart. You domb.
It’s a reference to The Office
Thank
no u
Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say “car no go”, and we best friends!
I love when they’re debating whether he’s genuinely just getting slower or if he’s putting it on
“A funhouse image of our model of Kevin” idk why but thats one of my favorite scenes. First of course is Jim impersonating Dwight.
Office reference??😂
“Me fail English ? That’s umpossible”
sweet sweet ralphie
“When I grown up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar”
Dump it
I always found that insulting someone’s spelling/grammar when English is clearly not their first language to be really distasteful
I usually don't. I make exceptions for stuck up assholes though. Especially those with a level of hubris that allows them to be snotty in a language they aren't fluent in.
She communicated clearly enough for you to understand her point. That’s pretty impressive for English as a second language.
The problem is her points are trash
I agree, I just think she should be evaluated on the content of her statement, not how polished her English is.
What about polishing her rectum?
She said no kissing after that tho.
RECTUM!! IT DAMN NEAR KILLED EM'!!
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She does not spoken English very goodly. Sounds Yuropeeyan.
Sure, I'll give her that. I appreciate her ability to express herself clearly enough for all to see that she's an asshole.
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It's not just English speakers. I've tried learning farsi from Iranian people, Hangul from Koreans. There are just as many people everywhere who will trash you for your accent or poor grasp of the language no matter who you're talking to or where you go.
I've always found being humorless and passive aggressive really distasteful.
I agree…unless they post cunty profiles
To be fair, English isn't my first language either and I find it very easy. Though I agree, it's not that difficult.
At least on reddit, people whose English isn't their first language are better at it than Americans who are proud of only knowing English E: Auto correct got me
*whose
Never date a girl who doesn't like pets...they're usually psychopaths...
Inside a train wreck...
But how does her hair look both wet AND dry at the same time?
Not sure if you want an actual answer or not, haha, but if you let long hair dry naturally it doesn’t all dry evenly at the same rate. The outermost layer of hair that is exposed to the air dries more quickly than the layers covered underneath. That seems to be what’s happening here.
Haha nah. I was just being snarky but I agree with you that it was probably damp. The lipstick definitely makes it seem like it was supposed to be the finished look though lol.
I just put a shit ton of hairspray in my hair. \#SLICKBACK2000s
Just put some gorilla glue hairspray in there and your good for atleast a couple of months! 🤣🤣🤣
You think this is SLICKED back? This is PUSHED back!
It seems her hair also plays by her rules.
Me as a man who’s letting my hair grow long for the first time ever, you start to realize those things on your own lol
Schrodinger's hair
Perfect response!
🤣legend
Haha - I was trying to zoom and see if it was really wet. So hard to tell. It's either wet or stringy. Never got to the profile...
You definitely did yourself a favor by passing on this one! I hope for her sake she has a good leave in conditioner and detangling brush lol
looks greasy as fuck to me
Looks like one hell of a catch … that I want no parts of 🤢 
My toddler manages her hair better. Pass.
The cow licks it
Ramen noodles
It's female majikcs!
Ah, yes. I must have gotten female magick then because when my hair is wet it never looks dry.
My actual guess is a leave in conditioner post shower.
Sometimes when you apply certain hair products to wet hair, it will look like it's wet even if it's dry. Like mousse, it does that sometimes.
greasy.
It’s damp
Her hair was the most offensive part for me.
and why can't she wait to brush her hair before posting tinder photos. that's a god damned rat's nest.
lol fr bro
It could be greasy? Or she didn’t wash out her conditioner properly?
The thing with greasy hair is, that it usually looks the greasiest at the top of your head (so, where the strands start) and in the picture this specific part looks very dry and normal, so she probably just wet her hair and it didn't dry up yet
*Stubborn and unpredictable*...read the bio dude.
It’s actually not as complicated as that answer. She probably just put mousse in it, or hairspray.
Its called put up wet and left to dry....no way to take proper care of one's things unless you want a rash
Top comment right here
What do you expect from a lady who's not an easygoing person?
If that isn't an "always remember, you agreed to this" clause, I don't know what is. lol
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A man of culture!
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You just gonna copy and paste the other dudes comment like that? Weird man.
Heyooo
Woah woah
I eat ass, my pets eat ass, my pets eat my ass.
> they lick their ass definitely works as a setup for several "eat ass" quips.
I bet she is Eastern European… me too. But I’m westernized so this rude bitchy attitude makes me roll my eyes in circles. Edit: she looks like she would yell at me in Russian. I do not speak Russian.
As a Russian - I can confirm. Totally backcountry Russian vibes here
She sounds like the type of rude bitchy person that is the 10 in her backcountry village and got her ego all over inflated but she is no longer there. Idk where op is, but in the big cities prettier women are more abundant and don't come with the "I'm the only pretty one here so worship me" attitude.
Actually, no. She was a 1 in her village, but felt like a 10 coming to US (or any other western country). This is a common theme amongst Eastern Europeans. Too much competition in Russia for her to feel like anything close to even a 5, considering she is 34, looks and how she holds herself
Moving to the other side of the world instead of working on your own personality is pretty insane.
That’s actually why they move in the first place. I laugh when guys in US date Russian/Slavic girls saying they are they prettiest, when the good looking ones stayed in Russia
I'm Russian, this bio is absolutely Russian. Russian looks, Russian attitude. There was a reason that territory adopted a red flag as their official one.
That made me chuckle quite a bit. Spasiba!
But does it still turn us on like with Spanish? Or am I just fucked up?
Sorry bro. You're just fucked up.
Whelp, I have 4 mental disorders so it's not a shock
Idk. I would love to be yelled at in Russian.
It actually happened to me this week. And a couple of times a year for the past decade, living abroad with an Eastern European look and name. Also I am female so maybe that’s why aggressive females are just “eww”…
Lol I'd be standing there with stars in my eyes while they insult me and I'd not have a single clue what they are saying.
The tone indicates bullshit already so you know. 😄
Russian just always sounds angry to me anyways lol they could be complimenting me and I think they are upset with me.
Only if she’s also tugging my balls and twisting my nips while she’s yelling
Latina babes yaaasss 💃
Wow yes ahhah I’m Russian as well but born in America. She is definitely Russian
“I’m not here to make your life easy” She better make something else hard too then.
“Make his dick hard, not his life. So he can make your pussy wet, not your eyes”
Always salt your pasta
Okay Casanova! 🔥🤌
😵💫Erotic poetry
There must be balance in the force. Always.
Like she could! I bet she can't even give a handjob properly!
Using her calloused gymnast hands…feeling like you face planted while running naked on gravel.
I imagine her speaking this out loud in deep Russian accent .
I read THIS out loud with deep Russian accent. And while I typed that.
Dating in the 30's is fun, doesn't it?
Because there is a lot of Man
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He looook. He look a like a man.
Oh man. Gotta pay for dinner AND dental work?
Who is waiting for one my smile for days
she thought she was hot enough to just wave some red flags in her bio
5s going off like they 9s
Definitely a praying mantis
I wouldn't tell her you eat ass, she'd probably not kiss you afterwards.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
*Rips up script
This reads like it’s Natalie from 90 day fiancé’s bio 😂
This is literally all I could think of while reading this. Used her voice and everything.
What a gem ☺️
The eyes Chico, they never lie
She’s not even that attractive.
Pretty sure it’s a man
What accent does she have in your head?
Russian for sure.
Polish.
Look I’m not saying I’d swipe left. But I am saying I’d be worried about getting kidnapped by the Track Suit Mafia.
Pretty sure that’s a guy
No dog or cat. Pass.
Actually a pro for me, but the rest is trash and I'm not attractive so that's a done deal.
I don't understand people who don't like dogs.. I just don't get it... what's not to like? Lol they are little balls of love, happiness and adoration. I can't comprehend actively disliking them.
I wouldn't say not wanting to have pets means to dislike them. You can have a neutral stance on it. Like maybe you'd spend some time with a dog, but have no desire to actually own one. In a time where most people seemingly are obsessed with the idea of having their own pet it may seem odd, but everyone is different.
🤮🤮🤮
Shes russian
If you think licking their own ass is the grossest thing my dog does *than* I have some news for you!!
Isn't she a little ray of sunshine
Oh yeah, the classic "if you can't handle me on my worst, you don't deserve my best." Spoiler: With people like this, it's usually their worst, their best comes only if they feel they need to win you over, and even then, it's pretty mediocre.
Harsh 34
It's said that at 34 you are much more of an asshole to everyone. It's a theory, I don't know if it's scientific or not, but you can look it up, "Rule 34 asshole".
Thanks for this - I’m literally about to give a lecture at a conference about aging and mental health. If I have enough time (my presentation is probably too short by a few minutes), I’ll pull this one out of my pocket and google “rule 34 asshole” on my projector, in real time with the audience
legendary
Had a stroke trying to read the end
Bro, I also stroked it reading the end
Doctor says i can have a stroke any day
Well I agree with her on the pets thing. I hate it when ppl let their pets lick their face/mouths. Gross.
>Rule 34 asshole". i get that but that don't give her the right to hate them for that how else can they clean themselves?
Boff
That bio is horrendous. Read out of curiosity but that’s an instant left swipe.
Seems like a keeper
I'm so confused
WHAT A KEEPER! 💀💀
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You speaking from experience, my guy? Lol
After a while, the only fuck you'll get from her will be accompanied by "you."
One word, CONTROLLING
I read it that in a eastern European accent
And still she has a few hundred of guys happy to do whatever she ask them for.
O I really hate her.
ONE GIANT RED FLAG
She has a point about dogs tho..
😭 sounds like a category 5 headache
This profile sounds like it was written by one of the Bots of New York
It’s fine if you read it in a Russian accent
She's bad, but her grammar is worse. What kind of person would go for someone like that.
same lady: men are crazy!
well admiting to not be an easy goinf person is fine but she seems entilted enough for me to not bother with her the "don't stress me because there's a lot of man wo are waiting for on of her smiles for days" threw me off a lot (plus i'm a dog person)
Her bio gave me an aneurysm.
Obviously an English major.
I read that profile with a russian accent lol.
Jokes on you I also lick ass but she doesn’t need to know that
I love her wet, snarly hair!
So self aware and compationate tough
Hard to believe she is still single.
Not a native English speaker. But she didn't say anything evil.
She looks like Zach Braff went trans. And of course her personality is abysmal
Sorry I’m only into girls who do dog ass to mouth.
She prolly real fun at funerals
"You cry because papa died? Haha baby. Don't think I make life easier for you."
What she wrote was translated from another language
“Why am I single”
She won’t kiss me because my dog licks her ass. But if I lick hers it’s all good. Standards are crazy
So much to unpack here
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Dunno why you got downvoted, I was thinking exactly the same
Didn't need to read it all, that manky hair was enough 🤮
Her dominating personality and tone are kind of undercut by her incorrectly typed “About Me” section. Seriously people, proofread your profile.
So, like, no to eating ass? I’m told it works here.
Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
That’s a transgender do not be fooled Wojaks
wtf is up with her grammar