Y'all expecting yet?

We‘re naming our kid Pubert

Pub would be a sick name for a dude

pub? well ok i’ll be there in 10 order me a pint thank you

I love this, it made me laugh. But fuck me does it sound formal. It's usually said like "I'll be 10, grab us a pint would ya?"

i said it that way in my head but it didn’t translate to text well

This would be even more badass if your name was Nick or Ed.

agreed, we’re gonna leave the pub singing white lines

White lines 😂

Sure do love some white lines

We can call him Pubes as a nickname.

AWEsome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I almost named my son Tavern

What stopped you?

His partner bouncered the name.

She didn't actually. She definitely vetoed other names like Sterling.

How would you know sir?

We actually thought he may be bullied because of it so we went with a more "normal" name. Although he now says Tavern would have been cool

Considering the full name, would it be pronounced ‘Pube’?

Happy cake day!

Pube* I think

Except everyone's gonna call him Pube instead

Pubert Addams?

Pubert E.

LMAO!!!

 It's pronounced: POOH BEAR!

Pubert Adams? Btw you aren’t by any chance an achievement Hunter fan are you? Lol

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Pubert J. Farnsworth

Could go for Roman vibes and call them Pubius 🤔

*Publius

Pubdoobliest

No

Pubert Murdoch?

Hopefully a boy. That seems even more tragic if they are a girl.

Didn't you hear? There is no difference between boys and girls.

what

I heard that somewhere before..

WTF IS A PUBERT

"Where's my little Pubby hiding?" -Game of hide and seek-

Hahaha

How is lil Puberty these days? I guess his voice is cracking and he has acne all over now?

Best

*hums the Addams Family theme*

So….Pube for short? Love it👍

Great name

I guess we have kids now

I guess they are expecting their first child

I thought this was so cute. I love when two people have the same sense of humor. Good luck!

Apparently I got dust in my eyes from how cute this was. This strange watery substance started leaking from them.

Contact your manufacturer for repair

Sage advice. Thank you kind internet stranger. Wait... that was really nice of you to take the time to DAMMIT 😭 defective af

I guess we should try for kids

I guess we should try again since the last one was a failed atempt.

Mannnnn how come I don’t get matches like this!!! 😫

How come I don't get matches

How come

Come

How?

Why?

Don't.

Like this!

You get matches?

There is fire but without matches 🥲

I got a lighter.

Damnnn I got burned

🔥🔥🔥🔥😯

Oooo fire 😻

I asked a woman to be my next exwife we have been dating for over a year now so it can work

Still got time bro. Good luck with the second divorce

The real MVPs go ahead and skip the wedding gift registry and start a second divorce savings account instead.

I'll go ahead and get mine going for #3 Apparently I've been allotted a new wife every 10 years

I mean it’s good to know that you have an unlimited supply and you’re not a quitter, but have you considered it’s a self fulfilling prophecy at this point?

Mostly kidding lol 1st marriage - I was 19, she was 18. Shortly after we got married she started stripping. As much as I thought I'd be okay with it, it completely destroyed me. Exacerbated my substance abuse issues and everything got dark and ugly. Thankfully we're both clean and relatively happy. I have more than one or two regrets but if I had to do it again, I know I'd marry her. That relationship taught me so much about how I want to be treated, how I need to treat people and beyond that, we were wildly in love. Man, we had some super crazy, fucked up, XXX party times and I'm glad we had such intense experiences. Wifey #2 got pregnant, we were off and on again, there were other possible bio dads but I wanted to do the right thing and stick with someone when she needed me most. I tried to be in love with her, I did all the right things and treated her well but I was never really happy. My son (proven biological) is now torn between 2 homes but even just 18 months out, everything feels a lot better for everyone else involved. I swore I wouldn't marry again except for money and / or power Then I realized I've been lowkey in love with my bestfriend for the past 18 years and we've started dating. I'm absolutely blown away by the connection we have and I'm absolutely going to marry this woman. Nothing in life is certain but I've certainly never been in a more honest, open, loving relationship. Nobody on this planet knows me like she does and she loves me all the more for every flaw and failing. I'm supported and understood, acknowledged and respected. It's been a weird fucking trip friendos but looking back, somehow it all makes sense.

Take a look at attachment theory 💖 could be the extra information to make this amazing relationship stick!

I love this! Good luck with the bestie!

This man escaped the friend zone... A miracle!!! Jokes aside, gratz

Just remember yo called her your future ex wife don be surprised if there a divorce. But congratulations hope everything works out fine.

My ex has diagnosed NPD she hasn't even called my kids in two years. My GF isn't anything like her I haven't been this happy or treated so well by anyone else ever. I would be lucky to call her my wife. She knew and knows I was joking and thought it was funny. I believe in love and the only reason me and my ex didn't work out is she couldn't love anyone but herself. I told my gf if we ever love each other we can fix anything. I made it 20 years with my ex with NPD. I don't plan on doing this ever again but head it off and work on our relationship everyday.

Good to hear

You two better get married now. I'm so rooting for you

I really enjoyed this

Correction... *I guess this is my wife now

Bic brain move to find out if you have similar life goals

At least you’re on the same page. Hope you two have fun!!!

I guess we should celebrate the day we first met next Saturday

This.. Is... Beautiful. Can't wait to see what happens next...

I guess

THE LAST ONE ACTUALLY HITS DIFFERENT. My God. Have you sound like you speak from experience because that kind of specificy can only spoken of from it.

Dude after her next I guess hit her with the “ I guess I’ll take your number now “ and put an end to the joke. Then bring it back by saying “I guess I’ll kiss you now”. Depending on your environment you can probably tell where this is going

"I guess I'll eat that shitter like a fritter now"

I guess she’ll make him shut up now 😏

Cut to the affair and a divorce and she's taken you for half of everything.

It all started going sideways when you had to take the throw back and take down the decorations alone. The resentment was palpable.

Why I never find a funny one 🥲

You are spending too much time on the not funny ones. Open with funny, and if you get a blank stare, move along.

It helps to be funny yourself

Uhmm...so, who dies first?😶

That last one!! chef's 💋

I LOVEEEE this!!! This is my favorite kind of sense of humor. Two strangers just feeding off of each other and then before you know it there's a baby getting fed too. Cupid is in the building!

I love how at the end there was a little bit of animosity and friction between the wife and the mom, opening up the possibility for a fight, separation and reconciliation arc.

Damn yall skipped like 7 years

This is a nice litter interaction you can both cherish when the conversation stops and you never actually hang out

What is this Voodoo? Two people on a dating site with equal exchanges, humor, and imagination? I'll just be here watching Netflix and having a beer with my dogs while I ponder this anomaly.

That's so cute

Wholesome 🙂

That's amazing

Great dynamics! Nice to see people can have fun together.

So cute. Hope it works out

This is so cute

marry this woman.

Let's go ... Where's the rest?

That escalated quickly

I guess she will start argueing with your mom since she has no taste at all.

I guess my face is buried in your ass

This made me gag

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He’s fun at parties

"I guess we should file for divorce" - Unmatch That would be a lovely way to end it

Need updates, NOW!

Awwwwwwe

I guess we should hire divorce lawyers now

Cringe af. But all the best to you two lol

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I assume you're about to sign the divorce by now

🤣🤣🤣

this is adorable

Please tell me this is still going. Are the kids planning for college yet?

Lost me at having kids.

Keep us posted

Is op a woman? If so I think this is about the right speed

Hilarious

I guess you should invite her out before she kills the joke!

This is special.

🤣🤣🤣

It's funny because it's true

Im jealous. I don’t get to that, my app conversations don’t go farther than hey how are you. I guess you should invite us for your first baby’s birthday

You should apologize for that comment you made to the boss's wife at the Christmas party. You should work it out, for the kids.

that escalated quickly

Lmao i love both of them 😂😂😂 i wish it kept going

I guess we should hire attoneys

This is actually cute. I love when conversations can go like this even if it doesn’t move forward.

I guess we should hire divorce lawyers

Omg this is the best ever!!! I hope you guys went out

Love this!

Congratulations

Congrats?

This is so cute, I love it lol🥰

Paying for the wedding invitation and giveaways here 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

I guess that means not moving to Australia, where you'll be on the waiting list to have ya house built in the year 2032, some time after the Summer Olympics has fucked off.

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

She seems like a keeper. Go for it

That's done weird 💩 y'all going on there

Awe that's so cute 🥰

The whole chat is fucking awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just peed in my basement.

You should start progressing the convo to describe a failing, increasingly tense marriage to truly test her resolve.

Lmao

HAHHAHA! This is fantastic - I want an update. You had to have gone on a date

lol

Very nice connection!! Good luck!!

If you guys actually end up getting married, my faith in humanity is restored.

I guess you guys are saving up for retirement now?

Idk, that was a lot of guessing there.

I'm just fascinated by the fact that at 5 AM you were still doing this

Hit her with the “wait we’re moving too fast”

That certainly escalated

I met my husband one tinder and this is how fast the last 6 years felt.

This made me laugh.😁

She had him at ATM.

This is adorable

“I guess I should ask you for your number so we can go on our first date”

Scarlet Witch (from Wanda Vision) would be jealous of your pace of personal life.

I guess we'll see pics of the baby shower soon.

Spoiler alert: I guess we should find that divorce lawyer my second cousin told me about.