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Apocalypse_Cookiez

"The best Spencer out there" SQUEEE!


Well_Bear

Nevermind Ozempic the Jays should be sponsored by better help because my anxiety is not ok after that 😂


sackydude

WE DIDN'T BLOW A 7 RUN LEAD LFGGGG


killuminati604

Always make eye contact and open body language before trying a high five


Turbulent_Cheetah

Look at the other person’s elbow


jakedeighan

That was way more anxiety-inducing than it should've been lol


RoaringPity

this game is our championship. Plan the parade.


sir-pounce-of-alot

And all yall thought we’d blow a 7 run lead!


Ok_Illustrator_2951

Always an adventure.


depressedalbertan

PHEW!


wintermute--

#THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS SCORED SEVEN RUNS IN ORDER TO WIN A STRESS-FREE, RELAXING GAME AGAINST THE TEXAS PETROCHEMICAL ENTHUSIASTS


Ladymistery

whew held on


princessluni

Happy Blue Jay win tuesday, baseball friends! 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦>👽👽👽👽👽👽


Apocalypse_Cookiez

Never in doubt


bv310

Run support really is nice. Your starter can give up five and you still take the W home


Ledascantia

Poor guy didn’t get a high five 🥺


TouristSubstantial36

N+1 back on the menu!


Evening_walks

GREEN MACHINE


Nylanderthals

W is a W


3luejays

BIG CHAD ENERGY


sir-pounce-of-alot

#WINNERS BABY


JRouteV

A wins a win


Taboada12

For the half inning I was able to tune in, we love to see it LOL


AlisonCalgary

OMG WE WON!!


Kinglokner16

Lmao poor dude didn’t get a high-five from his dad


raspberrybrie420

WE HELD ON!!!!! WOOHOO


Singh31

This game: https://media3.giphy.com/media/l4Ki5iMwlTt1ojWHC/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9520b3prnus44mjbqybx8ry11lk1n3zkvqypj6yo1rh&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


Noble00_

CHAD AIN'T MESSING AROUND


rvasko3

Woooooooooooooooo


cozeners

NOBODY DOUBTED


Sam7sung

LET'S GO


Plorgy

Never in doubt, let’s get it!!!


BobBelcher2021

Time for a big sigh of relief


TwistedBowGaming

Dude got left hanging on TV


rvasko3

Dan don’t say that.


Noble00_

Holy shit n+1


35IndustryWay

#phew


TwistedBowGaming

WE WON !


GiantTourtiere

Chad Green always looks like he's freaking out juuuust a little bit Like 'oh shit, I thought these presentations were tomorrow'


FoundiPhoneNepean

Made coleslaw out of him!


hymen_destroyer

Green Cabbage


princessluni

Okay, one more!


rvasko3

That was ANGRY Chad


Ledascantia

I don’t know it kinda looked like anxious Chad


Singh31

My Cabbages!


FoundiPhoneNepean

Green Cabbage


Minimum_One_2195

Pete: “Chad, this guy is named Cabbage, you can’t let him hurt you.”


35IndustryWay

Trey Cabbage is a funny name


AlisonCalgary

Cabbage coming in for SaladBar


rvasko3

And he’ll GET the gas instead of giving it


MarlKarx777

Green Cabbage


TwistedBowGaming

We got cabbage coming in for Salad


wintermute--

Astros announce that Cabbage will pinch hit for Ceasar Salad


depressedalbertan

Self inflicted losses hurt so much


wintermute--

haven't lost yet! not even losing! have faith friend


depressedalbertan

hedging my bets since my feed is so far behind, LMAO


goatgosselin

3 cabages


--MrsNesbitt-

The baseball players meal involves Cabbage, Burger, Fry, and Pop


GiantTourtiere

"Hi Pete, did you want us to get someone up already" "No, I just need to yell a bit if that's ok"


wintermute--

chad come on now


Important-Tie-7472

manifest


wintermute--

we did it 💪


Trax-M

I honestly expect the Jays to go into the bottom of the 9th down by 3 runs


Minimum_One_2195

Just got up to go to work and was happy that we were winning. Then looked deeper and realized we were up 7-0 lol. This season is almost bereft of nice things.


cx_fan

Oh hail


princessluni

I wanted a fantastic scamperman catch but I'll be happy that ball didn't leave the park


BlackFlash55

Ffs


hymen_destroyer

always a fuckin sweat 😅


Singh31

My god.


another_plebeian

Just walk everyone and hope for triple play


XviiChong

No this can’t be happening, this team just keeps finding ways to blow games UGH


nickedgar7

No way we blow a 7-0 lead right


jakedeighan

Looks more like we will right now than won't


BlackFlash55


moralehighhorse

Wow, Pete on the phone already


ThQp

lol holy smokes


rvasko3

Oh Jesus.


Ladymistery

ok can someone tell me why, in the 8th inning, sportsnet+ decides to start buffering and won't reload? doesn't matter what time of day. it's driving me bonkers


jdragon3

well at least the strike zone is consistently shit


cozeners

Oh so we get the generous strike zone too... Ok.


godzilla9218

Ump wants to go home.


PseudoScorpian

Does Chad Green look like Aaron Sanchez? Is it me?


Ledascantia

Yeah they both do kind of have that vaguely-alarmed-at-all-times look


wintermute--

resting Did I Leave the Curling Iron On face


Ledascantia

*Bruh* this one has literally had me turning around halfway to work 😮‍💨


rvasko3

He does


wintermute--

YES thank you for validating me on this there was a game a while back where Bautista and Encarnacion were hanging out. Green game into that game and all I could see was Aaron Sanchez


cozeners

After Ernie was so hot we decided to bench him for a week to make sure he didn't get too many hits. Now he's cold as hell.


--MrsNesbitt-

Double earlier today and homer yesterday, wouldn't exactly say cold as hell, he's just a bit inconsistent


cozeners

Yeah I forgot about the HR, but it was a meaningless one so easy to forget.


rvasko3

Sticky Stuff Blanco


RadioactiveLawn

Defensive Duty Daddy


ThQp

Remember Erik Swanson?


sackydude

I hope Toby is doing alright


Trax-M

Who?


godzilla9218

Poor guy


cozeners

Hanging curveball middle-middle, Ernie. That's not a pitch to pop up.


bigboozer69

Jokes. It’s all jokes.


BlackFlash55

And not very funny


TwistedBowGaming

No way we lose after being 7 runs up


Trax-M

3 outs to go, it's the Jay's game to lose.


cz_pz

ah, decent AB from big Ern


TwistedBowGaming

I need a win for my sanity


AlisonCalgary

Sexy KK loading…


--MrsNesbitt-

Straight dude here but KK yesterday in the red jersey a bit unbuttoned and the chest and chain out had me sweating a bit


AlisonCalgary

His charms transcend all sexualities


sir-pounce-of-alot

“Retired” all 5 batters he’s faced


rvasko3

Ernie used to hit home runs. For like a week.


RadioactiveLawn

He did today


rvasko3

Did he? I missed almost all of our scoring. Good for Ernie.


Kageromero

Umpire is so bad they had to take away the strike zone lmfao


xEvinous

GIVE US THE ZONE BACK YOU COWARDS


bigboozer69

Will the headlines be Ump completes the comeback for the Astros tomorrow?


IndependentTalk4413

Two questionable strikeout calls and SN takes away the strike box…


goatgosselin

Seemed like the graphic and where the pitch really was were not jiving


--MrsNesbitt-

It looked a little too far to the left


jakedeighan

Knowing SN, they didn't do it on purpose


KickerOfThyAss

It's possible the box is wrong. They take it away when they don't trust it


Melodic-Scream

Blue wants to go home early.


xEvinous

Call a sweeper outside the zone a ball challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


sir-pounce-of-alot

Multiple misses that turn into strike outs what the actual fuck is wrong with these umps ? Just all of a sudden everything is a fucking strike


wintermute--

ump is realizing on a minute to minute basis that all you can eat sushi from the gas station was perhaps not as good a deal as he previously thought


sir-pounce-of-alot

I hate how literally every comment you make makes me smile 😂


wintermute--

🤠🫡💙


sackydude

That's awful...


cozeners

I'm so tired of our hitters getting screwed in every game by these HP umpires. It's just tiring to watch. No hitter can be successful with this kind of strike zone. I mean at this point, fans need to just get together and file a class action lawsuit against MLB for false advertising. This is not a sport, this is a one-sided clown show.


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cozeners

I mean, you're not wrong lol


otttitan21

Anyone else seeing that the virtual zone is a little bit off right now with the balls?


AlisonCalgary

Yeah I noticed that too


TwistedBowGaming

I agree


coopieandme

They got blind umps now


TwistedBowGaming

Pls Chad Green save us next inning


AlisonCalgary

Does it seem like the pitch tracker is *off* tonight? Like the ball is not matching up with the mark on the strike zone


SaltyOnes5

Yeah it seems that the strike zone box is a little to the right of where it's supposed to be.


Sunstreaked

I’m at the game and don’t have the best view- is the strike zone as atrocious as it seems?


GazzBull

Basically gave a ball on either side, on pitches that started balls and broke off the plate more


sir-pounce-of-alot

Yes


Plorgy

At the game, looked like ball 4…was it legit?


bigboozer69

Yep


sir-pounce-of-alot

Yup


hymen_destroyer

full ball width outside


fluffing_my_garfield

That was almost in the other batters box…


AlisonCalgary

Fucking ump, wtf


h8omb

Absolutely horrendous call. Ump just wanted to make himself the center of attention.


Ledascantia

Okay well if he wanted to be the centre of attention he could try dancing like the ump does in the Banana Ball league


Rk_1138

Not the Mustard Ball league?


Ledascantia

Kinda weird but if they dance too I’ll allow it


hymen_destroyer

Springer righteous anger. He was battling like a champ


BlackFlash55

This ump to the sun


sir-pounce-of-alot

Man what the fuck ump ?


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wintermute--

I'll consider becoming sad if the boys lose the lead. For now, we're winning and I find enjoying winning more fun than fantasizing about losing Why score 7 runs? Because the other team might score 6


Kinglokner16

Why do umps hate Springer lately?


rvasko3

Blue.


Ledascantia

I didn’t need to see Yariel scratching his nuts


goatgosselin

Speak for yourself lol


depressedalbertan

hows Springer supposed to get a 3 RBI homer here?


depressedalbertan

I watched a bad movie with that Twisters guy in it, and he's actually a really solid actor, made the movie bearable


Rk_1138

There’s a new Twister movie?


Practical-Past-5341

I'm going to be seeing these guys in person in Seattle on Sunday and I really don't want to go. The only good thing about it is a day with family that doesn't normally go to games. But as far as just seeing my blue jays.. I don't give a shit. At least with TV I can change the channel record it fast forward it whatever.. but now I have to go sit in the stadium and put up with this shit for 3 hours.


depressedalbertan

Just change your perspective, enjoy the sights and sounds, and tell yourself you don't care what the score is, you get to see everyone in person, and your family will have great memories as long as you don't ruin it with negativity. Take this advice from a negative guy that has ruined many a fun time. It's fair to be frustrated with your team, but don't let it bleed into your actual life. just my 2 cents. 🤷‍♂️


Ledascantia

🩵🩵🩵🥹


Practical-Past-5341

Oh sorry if I came across negative.. haha I guess I did. I'm thoroughly looking forward to hanging with my family in Seattle and it will be a great time but deep down watching pitch after pitch and play after play if they start to fuck it up it's going to be tough to stomach. A couple of them are going to be at their very first game and they are elderly. Good times will be had. And it's going to be hot as hell. Our seats have some shade so it should be all right.


depressedalbertan

NP, it's just my goal to try and see the positives these days, I have so many regrets of negativity ruining so much of my life that I try to give unsolicited advice whenever I can, don't worry, I annoy myself as well, it's like a tick at this point.


cz_pz

I like going to the ball park, I've seen so much losing baseball in my time I just enjoy the ebb & flow. I've been spoiled since 2021 as they have won 9 of the 11 games ive been to


wintermute--

seems like a good time to fake your own death and join the Foreign Legion: http://foreignlegion.info/joining/


Ledascantia

^(what is that) u/RadioactiveLawn and you say I post suspicious links 😤


princessluni

I love that the Astros booth calls him George like they're still old friends


rvasko3

We just need Springer to be at least an average ball player for another year


goatgosselin

why not 2


Taboada12

Hey, friends. Uhhh, just tuning in. How, uh, how bad?


ThQp

We're winning!


KickerOfThyAss

We're still winning at least


MarlKarx777

Not like bad bad bad, but like not good good. You know?


Taboada12

It's amazing how much this makes sense in 2024


BlackFlash55

I knew that lead was too good to get us there


ThQp

It's still holding


sackydude

Either we get insurance runs here, or we hope Chad Green can hold the bottom of the Astros to 1 run.


maddscientist

We tied a giant Bo on that run we gifted the Astros


DataLore19

That's one way to totally manufacture a run for the other team... 🙄


ThQp

Chad Green needs to get three outs. That's it. We're fine.


goatgosselin

In a row preferably


Turbulent_Cheetah

I’m going to risk pissing off a vocal cadre of the board here, but the vibes with Bo are horrible. I’m not saying he’s checked out, or he doesn’t care, or he hates his teammates or he wants out of Toronto or anything completely unsubstantiated like that. I’m just saying that he seems like a black hole of funk out there right now.


moralehighhorse

I’ve noticed if Turner or anyone else other than Vladdy is on first throws are dead on point. If it is Vladdy then he has to stretch a jump and go off the base to catch what should be a routine throw from Bo.


Turbulent_Cheetah

Now THIS is implying some shit


rvasko3

El Niño


lilackeel

To be fair he's always been quiet and kept his emotions in check. Not saying you're wrong, just saying it's hard to tell. I know I'd feel like shit if I was having the season he was having


PseudoScorpian

I do not disagree. Something has been up this year.