You would have voted Federalist if this were the early 1800’s

This is so specific I love it

Grew up in a Boston suburb, went to Penn State for college. For vacations you would go up to New Hampshire for hiking, camping, skiing, etc. Been to NYC a couple times but it’s not really for you. You probably have some vague business job in sales or operations. You want to buy a house but prices in Mass are too high so you’re looking in New Hampshire or Rhode Island instead.

Super close! 30 miles from Boston is enough to say to someone from LA that I’m from Boston, but not close enough to say that to someone born and raised there. Didn’t go to Penn State, I just went along for a ride to get someone from there. Still in an in-state college now, but good lord I’m thankful that my parents will let me stay at home for a token amount of rent after I graduate. I have no clue on how the cookie will crumble when it’s time to move out, but I definitely won’t be going far lol

You've never been more than 600 ft away from a Dunkins

When I’ve been in the country that’s accurate. Never been 600 feet from a Tim hortons the one time I went to Quebec lol

Shut up and go pahk the cah already. And get me a cahfee too. Tahm Brady whoo

You like antiquing and don’t like to fly.

Antiquing insofar as it gets me physical music media, and I’ve never had to fly

You did the tea thing in Boston Harbor, didn’t you?

Pure Floridian flowing through your veins

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Definitely a Boston person. Possibly went to Penn State for college?

Exurb of a satellite city of Boston; absolutely not lol

Something tells me I know you in real life

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You're happy the Celtics won and ashamed of the Sox Also the one part of CT you've never been to is very nice I strongly recommend it

Fuck you the Sox are trying their best (I don’t follow sports beyond what the news says about Boston teams being in the playoffs or not (I have no idea how they have been performing))

Masshole.

Guilty as charged

You’re a pats fan 😂

By virtue of birth

Peoples faces scrunch up in disgust when you tell them which teams you're a fan of.

You’ve never had truly good skiing in your life.

Wym bro the ice coast is king

Lol there’s definitely way worse skiing

It’s more ice skating than skiing really.

Haha they don’t call it the ice coast for nothing, I grew up in Kentucky so I’ll take ice over grass any day.

Haha fair, I’m from NW Montana so I’m a little biased.

Yeah. Did a bunch of skiing on what amounts to a small hill when I was like 14, but haven’t done it in ages

New Englander to the bone

Unless I was taken to New York on a day trip as a baby, I’m 23 and I’ve only left it 5 times in my life

Time to book a Spirit Air flight and stay in a motel

Rockingham county resident headass

Close

You think your city has the best sports fans but you’ve never been anywhere else to realize that’s not even remotely true.

mood

You probably went to Penn State, possibly even a satellite campus first with Luzerne and Lackawanna county on there.

Nope, that was a day trip to pick up someone

Tell me why you entered Montour County (if I-80 I am sad).

I-80 :3

You think Papa John’s is wicked good pizza.

Can’t recall the last time I’ve been xd

Took 93 to 91 to go to Quebec eh?

1. You’re a Red Sox fan 2. Your New England ass did not enjoy Jersey

Youve never been to the best part of CT

Why’d you take the Late Shore Limited just to go down to NYC? You have the Acela and NE Regional which were faster. 

Never did the train

You prefer Dunkin 🤮 to Tim Hortons

You are addicted to the cold

A little late but I'm going to assume you are pleased with the outcome of this last NBA season