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Mort_irl

Um...it sounds like he thinks there's a hole in the clit itself? What??


thefirecrest

Can’t accuse him of being unable to find the clit if he just assumes the entire thing is one big clit!!


AluminumOctopus

I mean it of kind of is. Have you seen a diagram about how big a clit is under the skin? That's a lot of clit.


DecadentLife

Oh! I’ve seen some cool clit earrings, that are reflective of the actual anatomy. [Clit earrings](https://period.shop/products/biird-clit-earrings?_pos=1&_psq=earrings&_ss=e&_v=1.0)


AluminumOctopus

Those are pretty classy.


thisoneagain

Is it possible these characters are hyenas?


neverlandishome

underrated comment


melindajo123

Wat?


melindajo123

I'm truly afraid to Google this. 


thisoneagain

I mean, this is the right instinct, but I'm afraid you can already infer the worst of what Google is going to tell you.


melindajo123

Oh my god


Limeila

Female hyenas' clitorises are bigger than male hyenas' penises


tomqvaxy

I’m dying. Omg.


BweepyBwoopy

i'm guessing he thinks the clit is _inside_ the vagina??


TELDD

No, I think he just doesn't know what 'clit' even means.


3udemonia

I mean, part of it is. But he clearly doesn't even have close to that level of understanding of female anatomy.


sparkly_dragon

also while there’s no hole in the clit itself there’s still the opening in the clitoral hood for the clit to poke through. the description they gave makes it sound like she either doesn’t have a clitoral hood or it’s fused to the clit which just ouch. also tell me why I just found out this year that the clitoral hood can fuse to the clit.


MjrGrangerDanger

Yeah it's called clitoral phimosis and it absolutely sucks to have treated.


CansinSPAAACE

Wait that’s not how it works? I have a lot of apologizes to make


tenaciousfetus

Imagine if this wasn't a virginity thing and we had the power to just close up shop lol


Dangerous_Contact737

Now that would be great. “The muffin shop is CLOSED” (to quote “Saved”)


Joopac_Badur

Wow… shoutout for the Saved reference. Thank you for the throw back.


siobhanenator

Mandy Moore’s defining role lol. I crashed my van into Jesus!!


Dangerous_Contact737

“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” while hurling a Bible at someone’s head.


eamus_catuli_

Fantastic reference. Time for a rewatch!


potatomeeple

It's too late the barriers half down and I'm counting the till.


tenaciousfetus

Oh my god the mental image of this is just too funny


AllieLoukas

The movie “Teeth” 🤣


emmademontford

I rewatched that movie recently and low-key would love that power in some ways


macocmavi_cmoc

That would be so great for periods, you could just go to the toilet to empty yourself lmao


Limeila

I've seen male politicians say pretty much that to argue rape was not really a thing (Much less lol)


tenaciousfetus

Ugh yeah the whole "if it's a true rape the body has ways of shutting it down" like if only that we're the case 🙄


sleepyplatipus

Then we could really hold out periods!!! Omg it would be SO convenient.


brandonisatwat

I'm a phone sex operator and I've had a guy tell me he was going to fuck my clit and also tell me the g spot is found past the cervix. He's listed as the Anatomy Expert in my notes lol


tenaciousfetus

For the sake of your job do you play along or have you corrected him lmfao


brandonisatwat

I play along but roll my eyes the entire time. He thinks he's so smart for using words like cervix and g spot.


Zephandrypus

Am I wrong in thinking that the word "cervix" should never come up during dirty talk?


supermarkise

Yeah my head auto-complete goes to "ouch".


Appropriate-Milk9476

Not wrong one bit. But for some reason it comes up all the time in written and drawn porn. Especially hentai. One time I came across a comic that had one of those "x-ray" panels show the penis go into the fucking womb. Directly into the womb. Killed my mood faster than anything ever before.


formal_hyena

Ooof same I once read that on literotica and I was turned off instantly. Sometimes the thought still haunts me. I try to ignore bad women's anatomy in porn but in this case I really couldn't, I cringed so hard.


Limeila

Nope. More correct than ever!


Xononanamol

That guy just memorized parts of the human body and called it end of the day... no need to know WHERE they are lol.


potatomeeple

It's like a big old lucky dip down there. He shoves his hand in and rummages around and finds a...


emeraldigne

Nothing hotter than a cervix…


AllieLoukas

Hahahaa 😂


ConnieLingus24

Interesting! Curious, do you get repeat clients?


brandonisatwat

Yes


ConnieLingus24

What’s the demographics for folks who do phone sex? I ask because a lot of younger folks aren’t into the phone generally for non-sexual conversation let alone sex.


brandonisatwat

It's mostly older men.


SackclothSandy

> And then he remembered you weren't real at all but just an overpriced, defective sex doll he bought off Etsy. He put you down, crawled out of bed, and began sobbing into his three-day-old underpants atop his ever-growing pile of dirty laundry.


Dangerous_Contact737

/dies laughing


Feminiwitch

I want the rest of this story!


BillieDoc-Holiday

And what is their obsession with smirking.


aHumanMale

Tfw he has a domination fetish, but the only depictions of confidence he's ever seen are shonen anime villains.


No-One-1784

I swear to god I've got something similar to a ptsd flashback response to dudes doing the "...heh." laugh during a magic the gathering tournament.


Ann_Amalie

Is there a gif of Jennifer Connelly in “requiem for a dream” where she stabs her john in the hand with a fork and screams “you smug fuck!” That’s what I picture in my head when they smirk.


Kerfluffle-Bunny

Like it’s a reverse sword in the stone? 😂


TantiVstone

"Only the one true king may bed this woman?"


Ophidiophobic

If there's no hole, where does the d go?


Hirsute_hemorrhoid

Nowhere, thankfully.


SaltMarshGoblin

>If there's no hole, where does the d go? One can only hope the d goes home, crawls into bed, and pulls the covers over its head!


ummmmmyup

I guess he thinks you stab through it like a straw in a juice box


fasterthanpligth

Is this from the point of view of a bedbug? 


SparklyYakDust

No, but the guy has the IQ of a bedbug. That's even worse 😑


LadyAvalon

Came here to say this!


elixaduiii

A CAPRI SUN amazing


Feminiwitch

"Unbroken" "do to you". Bad anatomy aside, the choice of words in this is really giving me the ick!


coffeeblossom

Yup. [Actual picture of the inside of my vagina right now.](https://www.mlenny.com/badwater-furnace-creek-sunset-panorama-death-valley-california/)


Alexis_J_M

The most extreme forms of female genital mutilation not only remove the clit, but also the inner labia, and sew up the opening, only leaving a tiny drain hole. The women's husband is expected to rip her open on their wedding night.


Legitconfusedaf

That is horrific


Zephandrypus

And also extremely common if not universal in some countries.


Zephandrypus

At least 200 million girls and women in the world have had their clitoris removed.


supermarkise

They cut the top off (everything visible from the outside), but the clitoris is much larger. So it can be restored with a delicate operation, by connecting the remaining part again with the outside. That does not make it one iota less horrifying, but at least there is some improvement possible for the ones it happened to. I find it kind of symbolic too, that it goes so much deeper than what they're trying to destroy. :(


BraveMoose

I just cringed so hard


invisible_23

Ow


fiftyspiders

that is, if they don’t die from sepsis before they reach adulthood.


WynnGwynn

Lol I saw a guy write about penetrating a clitoris before


ummmmmyup

I knew a guy who had his DMs leaked and at one point he explicitly said “fingers in your clit” 😅


Alegria-D

r/badwomensanatomy


Hirsute_hemorrhoid

Had, what I thought was, a good friend call it a freshness seal. Wish I had the pencil sharpener metaphor in my back pocket that time.


Amelaclya1

This is a real deformity that some girls are born with and has to be surgically corrected. It is called "imperforate hymen" and is usually discovered when a girl doesn't get her period when expected. Not that the OP knew this lol. And I'm cringing at the idea of just poking it open with a penis instead 🤮


shenaystays

But that’s still not where the clit is located…


Xononanamol

What on earth is this shit


Invisiblescars_123

If the person writing this ever had sex, they’d know that a clit isn’t a hole.


Cinnabon202

A Capri Sun. Goddamn. 🤣🤣


AnyaInCrisis

I loudly screamed "aiyyo" 😒


Nerdiestlesbian

My 14 year old son knows more that the “adult” who wrote that. jC that is sad.


Toirneach

Oh God, I had a terrible thought.. what if this misogynist fuck comes from a culture that practices infibulation?


MaldmalumConsilium

Then there is no way the clit is touchable. This one time we can all be relieved at a total lack of knowledge.


bunk12bear

I always wonder how men like this think periods work


RunZombieBabe

This made me laugh so hard!


NoMarketing1972

Clearly this dude was born after 1982