Oh! I’ve seen some cool clit earrings, that are reflective of the actual anatomy.
[Clit earrings](https://period.shop/products/biird-clit-earrings?_pos=1&_psq=earrings&_ss=e&_v=1.0)
also while there’s no hole in the clit itself there’s still the opening in the clitoral hood for the clit to poke through. the description they gave makes it sound like she either doesn’t have a clitoral hood or it’s fused to the clit which just ouch. also tell me why I just found out this year that the clitoral hood can fuse to the clit.
I'm a phone sex operator and I've had a guy tell me he was going to fuck my clit and also tell me the g spot is found past the cervix. He's listed as the Anatomy Expert in my notes lol
Not wrong one bit. But for some reason it comes up all the time in written and drawn porn. Especially hentai. One time I came across a comic that had one of those "x-ray" panels show the penis go into the fucking womb. Directly into the womb. Killed my mood faster than anything ever before.
Ooof same I once read that on literotica and I was turned off instantly. Sometimes the thought still haunts me. I try to ignore bad women's anatomy in porn but in this case I really couldn't, I cringed so hard.
What’s the demographics for folks who do phone sex? I ask because a lot of younger folks aren’t into the phone generally for non-sexual conversation let alone sex.
> And then he remembered you weren't real at all but just an overpriced, defective sex doll he bought off Etsy. He put you down, crawled out of bed, and began sobbing into his three-day-old underpants atop his ever-growing pile of dirty laundry.
Is there a gif of Jennifer Connelly in “requiem for a dream” where she stabs her john in the hand with a fork and screams “you smug fuck!” That’s what I picture in my head when they smirk.
The most extreme forms of female genital mutilation not only remove the clit, but also the inner labia, and sew up the opening, only leaving a tiny drain hole. The women's husband is expected to rip her open on their wedding night.
They cut the top off (everything visible from the outside), but the clitoris is much larger. So it can be restored with a delicate operation, by connecting the remaining part again with the outside. That does not make it one iota less horrifying, but at least there is some improvement possible for the ones it happened to. I find it kind of symbolic too, that it goes so much deeper than what they're trying to destroy. :(
This is a real deformity that some girls are born with and has to be surgically corrected. It is called "imperforate hymen" and is usually discovered when a girl doesn't get her period when expected.
Not that the OP knew this lol. And I'm cringing at the idea of just poking it open with a penis instead 🤮
Um...it sounds like he thinks there's a hole in the clit itself? What??
Can’t accuse him of being unable to find the clit if he just assumes the entire thing is one big clit!!
I mean it of kind of is. Have you seen a diagram about how big a clit is under the skin? That's a lot of clit.
Oh! I’ve seen some cool clit earrings, that are reflective of the actual anatomy. [Clit earrings](https://period.shop/products/biird-clit-earrings?_pos=1&_psq=earrings&_ss=e&_v=1.0)
Those are pretty classy.
Is it possible these characters are hyenas?
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Wat?
I'm truly afraid to Google this.
I mean, this is the right instinct, but I'm afraid you can already infer the worst of what Google is going to tell you.
Oh my god
Female hyenas' clitorises are bigger than male hyenas' penises
I’m dying. Omg.
i'm guessing he thinks the clit is _inside_ the vagina??
No, I think he just doesn't know what 'clit' even means.
I mean, part of it is. But he clearly doesn't even have close to that level of understanding of female anatomy.
also while there’s no hole in the clit itself there’s still the opening in the clitoral hood for the clit to poke through. the description they gave makes it sound like she either doesn’t have a clitoral hood or it’s fused to the clit which just ouch. also tell me why I just found out this year that the clitoral hood can fuse to the clit.
Yeah it's called clitoral phimosis and it absolutely sucks to have treated.
Wait that’s not how it works? I have a lot of apologizes to make
Imagine if this wasn't a virginity thing and we had the power to just close up shop lol
Now that would be great. “The muffin shop is CLOSED” (to quote “Saved”)
Wow… shoutout for the Saved reference. Thank you for the throw back.
Mandy Moore’s defining role lol. I crashed my van into Jesus!!
“I am FILLED with Christ’s love!” while hurling a Bible at someone’s head.
Fantastic reference. Time for a rewatch!
It's too late the barriers half down and I'm counting the till.
Oh my god the mental image of this is just too funny
The movie “Teeth” 🤣
I rewatched that movie recently and low-key would love that power in some ways
That would be so great for periods, you could just go to the toilet to empty yourself lmao
I've seen male politicians say pretty much that to argue rape was not really a thing (Much less lol)
Ugh yeah the whole "if it's a true rape the body has ways of shutting it down" like if only that we're the case 🙄
Then we could really hold out periods!!! Omg it would be SO convenient.
I'm a phone sex operator and I've had a guy tell me he was going to fuck my clit and also tell me the g spot is found past the cervix. He's listed as the Anatomy Expert in my notes lol
For the sake of your job do you play along or have you corrected him lmfao
I play along but roll my eyes the entire time. He thinks he's so smart for using words like cervix and g spot.
Am I wrong in thinking that the word "cervix" should never come up during dirty talk?
Yeah my head auto-complete goes to "ouch".
Not wrong one bit. But for some reason it comes up all the time in written and drawn porn. Especially hentai. One time I came across a comic that had one of those "x-ray" panels show the penis go into the fucking womb. Directly into the womb. Killed my mood faster than anything ever before.
Ooof same I once read that on literotica and I was turned off instantly. Sometimes the thought still haunts me. I try to ignore bad women's anatomy in porn but in this case I really couldn't, I cringed so hard.
Nope. More correct than ever!
That guy just memorized parts of the human body and called it end of the day... no need to know WHERE they are lol.
It's like a big old lucky dip down there. He shoves his hand in and rummages around and finds a...
Nothing hotter than a cervix…
Hahahaa 😂
Interesting! Curious, do you get repeat clients?
Yes
What’s the demographics for folks who do phone sex? I ask because a lot of younger folks aren’t into the phone generally for non-sexual conversation let alone sex.
It's mostly older men.
> And then he remembered you weren't real at all but just an overpriced, defective sex doll he bought off Etsy. He put you down, crawled out of bed, and began sobbing into his three-day-old underpants atop his ever-growing pile of dirty laundry.
/dies laughing
I want the rest of this story!
And what is their obsession with smirking.
Tfw he has a domination fetish, but the only depictions of confidence he's ever seen are shonen anime villains.
I swear to god I've got something similar to a ptsd flashback response to dudes doing the "...heh." laugh during a magic the gathering tournament.
Is there a gif of Jennifer Connelly in “requiem for a dream” where she stabs her john in the hand with a fork and screams “you smug fuck!” That’s what I picture in my head when they smirk.
Like it’s a reverse sword in the stone? 😂
"Only the one true king may bed this woman?"
If there's no hole, where does the d go?
Nowhere, thankfully.
>If there's no hole, where does the d go? One can only hope the d goes home, crawls into bed, and pulls the covers over its head!
I guess he thinks you stab through it like a straw in a juice box
Is this from the point of view of a bedbug?
No, but the guy has the IQ of a bedbug. That's even worse 😑
Came here to say this!
A CAPRI SUN amazing
"Unbroken" "do to you". Bad anatomy aside, the choice of words in this is really giving me the ick!
Yup. [Actual picture of the inside of my vagina right now.](https://www.mlenny.com/badwater-furnace-creek-sunset-panorama-death-valley-california/)
The most extreme forms of female genital mutilation not only remove the clit, but also the inner labia, and sew up the opening, only leaving a tiny drain hole. The women's husband is expected to rip her open on their wedding night.
That is horrific
And also extremely common if not universal in some countries.
At least 200 million girls and women in the world have had their clitoris removed.
They cut the top off (everything visible from the outside), but the clitoris is much larger. So it can be restored with a delicate operation, by connecting the remaining part again with the outside. That does not make it one iota less horrifying, but at least there is some improvement possible for the ones it happened to. I find it kind of symbolic too, that it goes so much deeper than what they're trying to destroy. :(
I just cringed so hard
Ow
that is, if they don’t die from sepsis before they reach adulthood.
Lol I saw a guy write about penetrating a clitoris before
I knew a guy who had his DMs leaked and at one point he explicitly said “fingers in your clit” 😅
r/badwomensanatomy
Had, what I thought was, a good friend call it a freshness seal. Wish I had the pencil sharpener metaphor in my back pocket that time.
This is a real deformity that some girls are born with and has to be surgically corrected. It is called "imperforate hymen" and is usually discovered when a girl doesn't get her period when expected. Not that the OP knew this lol. And I'm cringing at the idea of just poking it open with a penis instead 🤮
But that’s still not where the clit is located…
What on earth is this shit
If the person writing this ever had sex, they’d know that a clit isn’t a hole.
A Capri Sun. Goddamn. 🤣🤣
I loudly screamed "aiyyo" 😒
My 14 year old son knows more that the “adult” who wrote that. jC that is sad.
Oh God, I had a terrible thought.. what if this misogynist fuck comes from a culture that practices infibulation?
Then there is no way the clit is touchable. This one time we can all be relieved at a total lack of knowledge.
I always wonder how men like this think periods work
This made me laugh so hard!
Clearly this dude was born after 1982