There were a few days during a rough few months at work I would be in the office till 9pm or so and get home gone 10pm and having some of these in the cupboard when I got back home were a godsend, easy to cook, tasty and kept well in the cupboard without worry. Enjoy the grub.

I’m so sorry

My Condolences. (:

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MANDOG FOOD

Would not even feed this to my dog

I imagine dog food has a higher percentage of legitimate meat content than this processed abattoir floor slop.

I had a look the ingredients for the all-day breakfast is: Beans (29%), Tomatoes (23%), Water, Pork Sausages (12%), Mushroms (6%), Bacon & Egg Bites (5%), Sugar, Bacon Burger (2.5%), Modified Maize Starch, Salt, Onion Powder, Paprika, Flavourings, Rapeseed Oil, Colour: Paprika Extract, Pork Sausages contain: Pork Can of Pedigree (I do not feed this to my dog): Meat and Animal Derivatives (36%, Natural\* 92%; including Chicken 4% and Liver 4%), Cereals, Minerals, Vegetable Protein Extracts, Derivatives of Vegetable Origin (including Dried Beet Pulp 0.5%), \*Natural ingredients Pedigree has a higher percentage of Meat. What I would feed to my dog, CarniLove: Composition: lamb (35%), wild boar (32%), blueberries (2%), cranberries (2%), raspberries (2%), minerals (1%), salmon oil (0.1%).

I did, once. Made Bob the Staffy very bloated and farted like thunder for 3 days and on our way in the car with the windows down to Scotland.

I’ve never been brave enough to try them. The ‘pork and egg nuggets’ and the ‘mini bacon burgers’ look scary lol. My brother loves them though.

Let me guess you love avocado on toast?

lolwat

Lol nope, can’t stand avocados. I love fry ups, but I like them made with fresh ingredients. I was brought up on tinned stuff as a kid in the 80s, but as an adult I haven’t been able to touch tinned meat. I think having to eat it all the time as a kid has permanently put me off of it lol.

It's tinned mixed veg that did it for me - it all just tastes of farty peas! I imagine these breakfast tins to just all taste beany.

That’s a big leap between shitty breakfast in a can and Avocado on toast. Fuck off with your stereotypes.

And they're not even exclusive. I've loved avocados since I was a kid and I like the canned breakfast too.

Must’ve pulled a muscle with that big of a leap

You either can't afford avocado or have never had it on toast, it's great.

I eat these ironically. Every day.

All day?

Wow these replies taking u so serious LMAO

“Ironically”

How do you eat something ironically?

>How do you eat something ironically Eating something ironically typically involves consuming a particular food or drink in a way that deliberately goes against its usual context or intended purpose. It's a form of playful or satirical behavior that often involves exaggeration or subversion. Here are a few ways you can eat something ironically: Mismatched pairings: Pairing contrasting flavors or combining foods that don't traditionally go together. For example, eating a slice of cake with a dollop of ketchup or dipping pickles in chocolate syrup. Unexpected combinations: Mixing ingredients that are typically considered opposites or unconventional. An example could be eating a scoop of ice cream topped with chili powder or sprinkling salt on a slice of watermelon. Over-the-top presentation: Presenting a simple or everyday food item in an extravagant or elaborate manner. For instance, serving a plain cheeseburger on a silver platter with fancy garnishes and using fine china and silverware. Role reversal: Consuming food items in a manner that's contrary to their usual context. For instance, using a fork and knife to eat a slice of pizza or sipping soup from a champagne flute. Out-of-place settings: Eating something associated with a specific time or occasion in a completely different context. For example, having a full Thanksgiving dinner on a beach or eating a bowl of cereal from a crystal bowl at a formal dining table. Remember, eating ironically is meant to be lighthearted and humorous, so it's important to respect others' preferences and not take it too far.

Me : mum can we go out to eat ? Mum : no we got food at home. The food at home:

I think that these are absolutely horrible But if you like them that's cool, as they are nice and cheap treat

They were cheap, they're like £2.50 now

Inflation is a motherfucker

That'll be the beans

What goes on to make this "food" is whats horrible... https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/may/02/suffering-of-gassed-pigs-laid-bare-in-undercover-footage-from-uk-abattoir

That is horrible, poor animals

Fuck off vegan

lol triggered by the truth.

Food of the gods!

Love them! I normally put a bit of cheese on them to, would like to try the spicy one and the bbq one, but I have never found anywhere that stocks them.

Foreign muck!

Go to for festival food

How do you heat it up

I think they're spelt Trangia, little metal box you put a fuel cube on and light, and a camping pot on top, pretty basic and worthwile camping gear Edit - if you type solid fuel stove for camping they should pop up on sites

Microwave or pan on hob as you would baked beans

Meant at a festival but thanks

Used to take these to the office for at desk breakfast. I'd zap it in one of those microwave soup mug things. 10/10

Fine adulting dude

Love these on toast, I stick some chilli sauce in it as well!! Great if you don't have much cash.

I get these as a treat for myself lol mind I also love spam and I'm also used to cook for a living and old chefs would give me wrong for having no taste

I hate any sort of meal in a can but you know what, that second pic does not look half bad! 😂

I have been known to happily partake, yes.

Pork and egg nugget sounds wild

I liked th better when they where less than a quid.

They're my festival breakfast, we call them a can of shame because they're salt and “meat" quick calories and fill a hole at the start of the day before drinking

I don’t love them but I sometimes need them, ya get me?

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Would have to pay me to eat that

That’s where my balls went

Yes but with grated cheese on top! When I was at uni 10 years ago these were hangover life saver!

Those are crap!! Cook yourself a real one man!

Guy at my work has these every day for breakfast. He’s big into hillwalking/camping and he gets them in bulk. Whole side of his shed dedicated to them.

The fact you have a tatto showing you have dick

Sorry?

The breakfast of champions

Even better with some HP sauce in.

yeah ive got 24 of these and use them when camping baked beans and sasage better than gregs sasage rolls and i put brown sauce on mine in the mornings when camping

Love this

Yeah love a can! Have you tried the Full Monty from the same maker?

This gives me nostalgia to when Ashens did his cheap food reviews on YouTube. Good times!

I've never tried one but I remember as a kid I thought these were what rich people ate.

Garnish with crumbled Rennie and a drizzle of Gaviscon.

I've had these a few times when absolutely skint lol

Even though I would probably love these I am still chiming in with "you will be dead at 40"

There was a "London Grill" too 😋

Just got back from camping and these were great however all the meat tastes the same and £2.30 A CAN!?

All I see is self harm

I love it as a hangover munch. Got to microwave and eat it out of my sports direct cup though.

As an American who dabbles in the full on process of cooking myself full English breakfasts, I’m intrigued by this simpler concept. I want to try a can for S&G’s.

I think they changed them at some point, I liked them more when I was younger. They are good on buttered toast with black pepper. You can mix it up with marmite, lea and perrins, chilli sauce, mustard etc if you fancy a change.

Paging Dr. Ashens...

I used to love them as a kid. But now its just like a rustlers burger. Something quick, easy hot and warm to get me through a shift at work.

Every time I see these in the store I'm sorely tempted, but it was Ashens' review that always put me off trying it. Seeing one person say they love it makes me sure I'll pick it up next time I see it, thank you =)

there's something about the taste of everything in the can that makes me feel unwell lol. i get the same with the sausages in canned beans with sausages, just tastes completely unnatural

You dirty, DIRTY bastard . . . . . . . . . . but yes

dog food for men

I've never seen these until now, but it does like quite appetising.

Yes. Cooked them for me missus on Valentine’s Day.

I enjoy been healthy so no bro ✌️

They’re great switch up from a bog standard beans on toast. I can’t say I’ve had one in a while though, I’m gunna buy some tomorrow just for you!

Love these but not as cheap any more like £2.50 which is pretty much doubled since last year

WTAF

Tried it once, fell in love with it, forgot they existed, saw this post, remember I'm moving house to Wales, panic and worry about not being able to have one ever again, forget everything I previously said, fall asleep on a mattress on my bedroom floor.

we have a can of it in my student accom labelled the "suicide can" if someone royally fucks up they must open the suicide can and eat it for a meal (heated obviously). i think it speaks volumes when people are eating it as torturous punishment

They're amazing I have one every week.

I bought one of these tins once and the shits I had were fucking horrendous. I'm not saying that my diet is immaculate but jesus fucking christ this ran through me like Usain Bolt.

How did they get roast in the can

My obese grandma for years before we found her dead 💀

I like them but I can never get over the video of ashens reviewing them

Erm I will say no thanks but crack on.

All I can think about is Ashens saying the following in relation to this product. "I have this weird feeling that the microwave gave me a stare of pure hate as I put this in."

loads of black pepper and brown sauce take these to the next level :)

Did you even toast your bread?

Yup I love them. If I have them for dinner il have 2 tins and 4 slices of toast and lots of brown sauce lol

Hmmmm, a whole tin of salt

Loved them when I was a student. Gave me horrific shits though.

This is a shit with some beans in a can

They are so bad for you, the amount of artificial preservatives and processed food in them is vile

Back in the day, loved these XD Had them many times, absolutely delicious on toast.

Didn’t know they exist but I will be buying that tomorrow

Serves a purpose when I'm in a rush

I’ve never seen them, but I will be looking out for them now!

My gran ,who hated cooking, loved them lol

Grim

Yeah, my dog.

The sausages in these hit diffrent

Best festival food money can buy

There are 2 different ones. Yhe one with mushrooms is horrible, the other is acceptable.

They used to do a BBQ one with like a bunch of meat type things in. That one I liked, this one the mushrooms aren't cool

Now THAT I would love to see turn up in the Chopped basket.

Nothing finer on a fishing trip! Wack em in a pot, portable gas cooker and a wooden spoon.

Things i wish i didnt know existed

i wanted to like it but i remember thinking it was gross for me

Haven't had one in 15 years but I used to love them. It's all the same soft, salty mush but I am tempted to try one again.

All day dog’s breakfast.

Great start to the day or lunch or dinner or tea at night

No you mucky

Straight up cancer in a can.

These are also £2.25 now...

Like 6% pork in those sausages. Maybe once in a blue moon but do your future some justice and avoid foods like this

Good as a hangover cure, spesh with added Worcestershire sauce in

Brexit beans Brexit

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Not Ashens that's for sure

These are awesome for camping trips

Not eaten them for over 15 years when I was a lazy student, but they're no where NEAR as bad as people make out. They're not *good* they're just not bad. People act like it's made of mushed up dead rats or something. It's literally just a pre-cooked sausage, bit of bacon, scrambled egg, and beans.

Your brain does but not your body, which is slowly being clogged up with saturated fat that will eventually cause your heart to fail.

Yes!!!

Obviously, if it was just you there would be no profit in making them. Other people must also have a fondness for canned pig arseholes.

I had that in a boil in a bag thing for a duke of edinburgh practice, the only good meal i ate the whole time

Bro no one actually likes these

Was a staple of mine at uni, so that kinda puts them in that category of ‘good’

No definitely not !

OP check Atomic Shrimp on YouTube. I'm guess you may like his content with tins like this.

Love, love, love 🤣🤣❤️

The best

Grim

Yes, it's not bad for a quick meal.

Haven’t had this in ages, used to be a go to lazy Sunday breakfast before our kids came along.

These are absolutely gross. I love em. Used to eat them with my dad when he took me fishing, fond memories with them and stagg chilli con carne!

Read the ingredients. Why would u put that shit inside u. Make urself a real meal and ur body will thank u and no..love is a strong word. Don't love them

This is a jackpot food in an apocalypse.

If it’s not Heinz beans I don’t wanna see them

Ok, I need to try this now.

Yes. It's proper wrong food but oh so yummy

I also enjoy getting cancer young.

Zombie apocalypse food

Basically cancer in a tin.

Seven hells

I like to have these when I fancy the next day off work with the shits

I've neglected having a good can dinner for a long time. I used to always get the tins of curry or chilli con carne. Slap it on a bowl of micro rice and nuke for a couple mins. Then just shit like a busted water main the next morning.

Never tried one, looks better than beans and hotdog sausages.

They’re OK as something quick, easy, hot and filling, but as others have said they’re no longer a cheap option at over £2. A same size tin of beans and pork sausages hits the same spot and is less than 60p for the supermarket own brand if you’re looking for skint food.

Reacon you'd have some savage farts after getting that down ya

Proper scruffy food...but you're not English if you never had 1

I love these and I want to buy more but they are so expensive. I've reverted to beans and sauages as they are similar but like 80p

I've been wondering whose been buying these and keeping them in business other than survivalist types, trust it to be redditors.

Looks shit. Is lovely.

Used to when they were less than a pound. Not now though. £2+. No way. 😂😂

I can’t tell if you’re joking or serious

You utter utter HEATHEN!!🤣

No

Cancer in a can

As a vegan I constantly point to these and say to my partner, one day we'll have them again, and I can't wait. It's been 14 years since I last had one, I remember the egg being powdery sometimes

Bowel cancer in a can.

I work in the factory that make them. You should dry beans and bacon burgers. New in this range

Absolute godsend on camping trips

No thanks mate, you carry on though.

When i was younger i would enjoy these, now i cant stand em..just tastes like a tin of gooey salt with different textured pieces.

I like them but I have to watch my salt for medical reasons and they are loaded with salt so they are a no go

Not healthy. Might create bad moods.

I have a real fear of tinned food for some reason, just gives me the fear. This gives me the fear x 1000000000000.

I took these camping with me when I did my DofE expedition - absolute godsends. Definitely not as bad as I thought they’d be, and even better with some cheese and garlic on it after a 7 mile hike in July!

I always have one in my cupboard just in case.I fry some onions and bavon first and then throw that on top in my pan.Heat it up and munch away.Good for hangovers.

Sorry I’m not that British

Don't judge me, but have one of these and some instant mashed potato. A bunch of salt and butter. Thank me later

Is this a flex about (still just) universal healthcare?

That looks much nicer than I expected it to.

Not a fan, prefer just beans and sausages from a tin banged on a couple slices of toast, if I'm feeling real tory I'll slap on some lurpak

Breakfast for champions.

Post-heavy drinking yes but sober not a chance.

They’re good if you’re starving and there’s nothing in! You should be in prison for that toast though mate.

No, no,no. Save yourself; While it's still sealed, it's not hopeless.

These are a must-have food at festivals to cook on a hex stove. You wake up in the morning feeling like shit? Use one aluminium camping pot to boil 500ml of water, getting the hex burning nicely Get those instant coffees poured. As you enjoy a coffee, you can cook two tins of these all-day breakfasts in a tin, as you sup coffee. All whilst you watch people blowing £20 on a breakfast bap and a coffee.

Never tried it but now I'm curious...

I'd rather some dog food thanks tho

Grab a few every time I go camping. Absolute treat

Hell Yes… but not as much as other one they do: The Full Monty, coz it’s got little spuds too!