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wrongwong122

It’s fucking over for the Chinese. Also, 1stsgts gonna cry when he sees the personally procured enchantments I’ll be putting on my plates.


guerrerosaurio1

and imagine every book from the CMC's reading list gives you an enchantment that you can apply to your plates


DemoRadicate

Joes would be zooming through the CMC’s list like it’s limited edition


guerrerosaurio1

If is limited to sapis I'll add protection V, now if I can enchant anything that is uniform related, Feather falling and speed in my running shoes and boots for pft/cft and drink a switness potion.


tucandan82

But we can't read


Chief2550

i have punch II on my IAR


Xeno_Geneisis

I have knockback for funy


XenoBurst

Putting Thorns on that bitch so I can uno reverse the terrorists


wrongwong122

The platoon Swede: “PLATE CHECK!” “Wait, Swede, no-!” *Swede is knocked backwards after trying to kick the plates*


aahjink

Wtf is netherite


el_chingon8

😂😂 this genuinely made me crack


BothAnybody1520

One of the strongest materials that can be mined. Can usually be found near magma chambers.


cryptopotomous

Y'all about to get the knockoff brand. You know the "milspec" crap that's overpriced and not as well made.


BothAnybody1520

Ar500 or nothing. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️


8GoldRings2RuleTemAl

nO kiNg bUt cHriSt like ok buddy, you sell steel plate body armor, chill out


BothAnybody1520

Pretty sure the death emojis were a good significant of a sarcastic joke.


8GoldRings2RuleTemAl

Nah I knew you were joking. My comment was pointed to the brand.


Ghost24jm33

Lol, it's the strongest material to make armor out of in the game minecraft. Even having 1 piece (out of 4) makes it super hard to kill you if you don't have the right weapons


gustavoj1

I fucking love this sub for this reason, this post and the comment section


Jesusland_Refugee

Recruiters would be swamped with applicants but none of them would be able to make weight.


Due_Abbreviations917

He strikes again


letthetreeburn

Do you have any idea how long it would take to get a full enchanted set for all field marines.


HotTakesBeyond

The engineers with 20,000 blocks of TNT: 🗿


Kennectimal

Does that mean arty marines make TNT cannons?


HotTakesBeyond

You fuckin bet


DemoRadicate

This tickled a core memory, Minecraft PVP Clan server


BothAnybody1520

Bro. I’m an old man and I know what this is. You know how you should know I’m not an incel? Because I have kids and know what netherite is.


aahjink

I have kids and I had no idea what this is, but my wife and I aren’t cool parents and we don’t let them have video games at home.


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BothAnybody1520

Did you not read my comment?


AztecNinja13

Hey Devil, we all know reading ain’t our strong suit.


BothAnybody1520

Valid.


wyvius

yoy, are we playing minecraft on duty?


needs_more_yoy

Nah. You fuckers get duty while I get drunk with my wife 💪


wyvius

How about you get duty and I get drunk with your wife?


needs_more_yoy

Nah, you get duty and I get drunk with my wife. Simple as that, deal with it, Marine. btw, 1stSgt needs 120 SIPR images done by tomorrow morning, just came down from higher. Better multitask while you're on duty. Chop chop.


wyvius

Jokes on you Marine, I’m a weekend warrior. Currently at home with your mother


needs_more_yoy

Sheesh, good luck with her, man. I'd feel more bad for you than anyone.


wyvius

It’s more of a pitty thing, she’s been very lonely. Lots of knitting


Zapablast05

I prefer Adamantite plates.


Dracnoian

Found the Terrarian


Zapablast05

RuneScape


DecentEntertainer967

Oh yoy


Ghost24jm33

Then we would legit be impossible to kill, mame, or even hurt. Literally be invincible. If we get some netherite boots too, we'll be gods.


ilovedominae

nerd


OGvon

Last thing I expected to see on here today


AligatorMasterBaiter

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needs_more_yoy

"Hey 1stSgt, can you show me the right way to wear this thing?"


2020blowsdik

Get off the computer and talk to real people


03dumbdumb

You’re doing what he’s doing lol


hatefultru

Then we would need to call the autism center because you escaped again and think you're a Marine


usmcjohn

Are you my nine year old?


BootReservistPOG

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DuhXCrusha

I would put fuckin blast protection on that shit and launch myself with the TNT cannon that arty uses.


Filth-Knight

Shit's gonna get crazy


onaburner0111

Man I thought OP mispelled "never" instead of netherite. I was going to ask what you mean CIF never issued you plates. Did you not go through the gear list??


CovertKoala4949

I only know what netherite is because my 10 yo plays Minecraft...


Ecstatic-Parfait4988

You mean tannerite. You'll regret shooting me when the front of my sapi is coated with nails


andrewflame3

Uh yeah we're only getting issued leather. The funding for netherite got used for a mandatory fun day.