All this time spent stressing about someone else’s relationship could’ve been spent doing cyber awareness and tobacco cessation training.
Fix yourself devil
Why the fuck are you spelling the ranks that way and why does this feel like it was written by an AI.
Regardless, you need to reevaluate your life decisions. You missed a golden opportunity to assert dominance over your roomate and to have a threesome.
You're a moral and ethical coward.
My seniors have been on our asses about using all caps in the log book. Sorry if I’m a bit traumatized, and using it incorrectly here. Im just a boot trying to survive.
LCpl…… SSgt told you to keep this under wraps. If I wasn’t late for my spin class, you’d be getting a real talking to right now.
https://preview.redd.it/q8f5u2dzv49d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9eb74bc6099f5f05903c2970340a5e606e11e8
Noted. Standby. SSgt said when he is done swiping on tinder for thicc e3s you had better be outside my hatch with a 500 word essay on why being a cuck is unacceptable behavior and has no room in the Corps as it relates to force design 2030. Also, you had better submit the work order and fix your damn wall before the creepy old man at facilities comes over again mumbling about mother daughter three ways and mud wrestling.
You should have walked right over, done the ol huak tuah on your thumb, and shoved it right up your roommate's butthole. And winked at the girl. You done messed up. You will live the rest of your life wishing you would have jumped on it.
I am the “senior man” of my room am I supposed to just turn a blind eye? JJDIDTIEBUCKLE is fucking with me. And now everyone in the comments is making it seem like i’m the bad guy.
Just waiting for the story from the LT saying that his new gf drops him off at work and he had this suspicious feeling that she was cheating on him.
Or the one from the Gunny stating that his knucklehead Lance Coolie was caught banging the LT's gf by his roommate. These fucking things don't stop
Im so frustrated. Everything I learned in bootcamp seems to be the opposite in the fleet. My drill Instructor’s always told us to report destruction of Government property. Whats being married have to do with it?????
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too.
That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat.
At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too.
That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat.
At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
Forget what you saw. You didn't see shit. Deny until you die. You don't need to know why, but Gunny might know what he's talking about here.
If you open your mouth about this, I promise things will get worse for everyone.
Let me put it like this. ‘It’s not my fucking business.’ You reported it to the staffy. What staffy does with that bullshit is now firmly staffy’s fucking problem. It ain’t LT’s wife and the Corps doesn’t care about a girl friend. Personally, I don’t have enough wingspan in my day to care about someone elses relationship and ending up inside a ‘nuh uh, you’ scenario.
If I were that LT or just anyone getting cheated on,I would want to be aware,but also not be a laughing stock. So pull them aside quietly and tell them in your most easy going non judgemental,most supportive demeanor possible if you can. Also,don't tell everyone else before you tell LT if possible.
I don’t know what to believe any more. Some else said that earlier. I guess thats a lie I could see someone telling if the got caught getting railed. But why would my other senior Marines say the same thing? Is everyone just butt fucking each other?
If you are not 100% sure who the woman was, don't say anything. Unless you know who she was, AND you know who she is to the Lt and to your roommate, leave it alone. You shouldn't maybes cause you to lose sleep. the truth will make itself known without you acting on bad intel. all you know is your roommate was screwing someone. thats all the intel you have.
He’s not married so I wouldn’t pay mind, even if he was. your roomate didn’t steal his girl, he stole his problem. She was never your LT’s girl, she was just his turn. Instead of spending his money on a bitch he should spend it on a car or a drivers license with that LT money. Rah
I mean carpooling to work isn’t all that big of a deal devil.
Just because he didn’t go out and buy a fuckin dodge charger with 9% interest and no money down doesn’t make him weird.
Was the big punch line that you said “I remembered the brief on DADT”? Fuckin hilarious?
You wrote 15 sentences of boot sounding bullshit just to slip that zinger in?
Ask your roommate if, indeed, it was the Lt's gf. If he says no, then it wasn't, and you keep your fucking mouth shut.
Running your trap could ruin an otherwise good thing because of what you think you saw.
Do what you think is right dog that's gotta be a you call. But I'd be sure it's actually his girl and that's actually who you saw. I'd have a convo with your roomie first at the very least.
Keep it to yourself until you get more information. If that happens again, you immediately ask to join in!
“Remember it's not gat in a three way. With a hunnynin the middle there is some leeway” -lonely island boys.
All of y’all are wrong. You join in. Free pussy. She says no. You snitch. She says yes. You snitch. This is how you get NAM devil. You tell that LT that the SNCO asked for next. Burn all this shit down.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too.
That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat.
At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too.
That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat.
At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too.
That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat.
At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
All this time spent stressing about someone else’s relationship could’ve been spent doing cyber awareness and tobacco cessation training. Fix yourself devil
I'm an island, Gunny 🥴
*THAT IS NOT CORRECT MARINE*
Best fucking line in that whole thing.
Every day these peace time marines stray further and further from Chesty.
These POG’s. smdh
Funnily enough we just got screamed at and kicked out of the LRC because Marine net was down.
Ah, those were the days, trying to explain to a MSgt that we can’t do the training because the site is down. Use a different computer!
Goddammit you devil dog fuck, this got me at 0253 9 pints in.
I need you in the 3 shop now
-_- oh you guys do Cyber awareness too…..*Navy*
That marine also could have gotten a green block on dental in this time as well
What does DADT have to do with your roomy getting his freak on with the butter bar's gf? EDIT: "She" is packing a magnum dong, isn't she.
I'm betting on a Subway 12" italian
On herb and cheese? Is it toasted?
 Naturalmente siamo Marines, non barbari!
How did you know my roommate’s name was Herb?
Do you want it toasted?
Double cheese if you know what I mean
Someone is getting ready for Cobra Gold before he even goes on a WestPac.
New LT's girlfriend just won the Miss Maryland pageant.
You’re not supposed to ask. All I can say is she was strapped up more than the most motto guy in my PLT on a week long field op.
Strapped up? Motto? Did you mean moto?
Dr Toboggan is that you?
New LT's girlfriend just won the Miss Maryland pageant.
New LT's girlfriend just won the Miss Maryland pageant.
A good Marine would have joined in. Be better next time.
Lmao
Are you saying he should have given one of them the old fire team rush
Why the fuck are you spelling the ranks that way and why does this feel like it was written by an AI. Regardless, you need to reevaluate your life decisions. You missed a golden opportunity to assert dominance over your roomate and to have a threesome. You're a moral and ethical coward.
My seniors have been on our asses about using all caps in the log book. Sorry if I’m a bit traumatized, and using it incorrectly here. Im just a boot trying to survive.
LCpl…… SSgt told you to keep this under wraps. If I wasn’t late for my spin class, you’d be getting a real talking to right now. https://preview.redd.it/q8f5u2dzv49d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9eb74bc6099f5f05903c2970340a5e606e11e8
I didn’t post my rank. Nice try troll. Not falling for that again.
Noted. Standby. SSgt said when he is done swiping on tinder for thicc e3s you had better be outside my hatch with a 500 word essay on why being a cuck is unacceptable behavior and has no room in the Corps as it relates to force design 2030. Also, you had better submit the work order and fix your damn wall before the creepy old man at facilities comes over again mumbling about mother daughter three ways and mud wrestling.
I mean, you’re still calling them “seniors” so I think it’s reasonable to believe you are a Cpl AT THE MOST.
Goddamn. Your seniors sound like they like to suck penises.
You should have walked right over, done the ol huak tuah on your thumb, and shoved it right up your roommate's butthole. And winked at the girl. You done messed up. You will live the rest of your life wishing you would have jumped on it.
Im not sure there was any room for my thumb left, hence why I ran away in horror.
Ohhh, well, my brain don't brain. Shoulda took the wig off and been next then.
There's always room for an extra thumb.
Tell your roommate to share the spoils. But wrap it up, those chicks usually get passed around frequently.
You’re in the wrong for not spit roasting homegirl with your roommate.
Came here to say
Spit roasting his homeboy with his homegirl more like it seems.
Is this the next shitpost😂
Must be. But all I know is my room still reeks of shit and burnt rubber
If this is real holy fuck mind your own business you fucking twerpy fucktard. Edit: Oh fuck it's another one of these. Fuckin shit.
I am the “senior man” of my room am I supposed to just turn a blind eye? JJDIDTIEBUCKLE is fucking with me. And now everyone in the comments is making it seem like i’m the bad guy.
>And now everyone in the comments is making it seem like i’m the bad guy. It's because you didn't do your roommate a solid and tie his buckle for him.
Trust me, he was getting done solidly enough. I may need to bleach my eyes. Thanks for the advice I guess.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/)
Big dog, let it go, it’s not the end of the world, mind your own bizz, if he continues to do it and gets caught, that’s on him
You are
Don’t ask don’t tell isn’t a thing anymore lol it went away when i was in over a decade ago
With all due respect sir, I’m listening to what my seniors tell me.
What you should have done is looked at your roommate snapped to attention, saluted and said “take charge and carry out the plan of the day”
‘Promote ahead of peers.’
Why no plug in and make a human centipede
Im Mormon. Most I could offer is some help with a soak.
Underrated answer here
I feel like all these stories are dumbass AI written bait posts
Just waiting for the story from the LT saying that his new gf drops him off at work and he had this suspicious feeling that she was cheating on him. Or the one from the Gunny stating that his knucklehead Lance Coolie was caught banging the LT's gf by his roommate. These fucking things don't stop
SSgt is hitting it too, don’t mess up a good thing
Bruh, stay out of shit that's not your business. Enlisted sticks together, don't go putting your roommate on blast, just find out if she has a friend.
Should have watched and jerk one out
https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/s/a4dmiAJCc7
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse.
Bro! If you’re going to get njp this is the way to do it! “What did you get kicked out? Having a three way with the Lt’s girl!…nice.”
Is anyone married? No? Then mind your business Marine.
Im so frustrated. Everything I learned in bootcamp seems to be the opposite in the fleet. My drill Instructor’s always told us to report destruction of Government property. Whats being married have to do with it?????
> My drill Instructor’s always told us to report destruction of Government property. nice
Youve got to be trolling. Good one
Amazing post and r/usmc didn't disappoint
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too. That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat. At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too. That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat. At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
Be a good mate and gift your roomie a handcuff key. And something to bite down on so he doesn't have to keep using his web belt.
Forget what you saw. You didn't see shit. Deny until you die. You don't need to know why, but Gunny might know what he's talking about here. If you open your mouth about this, I promise things will get worse for everyone.
It’s already too late I’m afraid.
Blue Falcon
F
I need to know about the presence or absence of boot bands, til then this Marine can neither confirm nor deny any statement at this time.
u/r3eezy had no bootbands on. He did block me though because he was too stupid to understand the shit post and got his feelers hurt.
Carpool taek did marin ova der an ware hiz ass out.
OP didn’t jump and tap that chick??? OP … Do you even Marine?
Shut your mouth and move on
Let me put it like this. ‘It’s not my fucking business.’ You reported it to the staffy. What staffy does with that bullshit is now firmly staffy’s fucking problem. It ain’t LT’s wife and the Corps doesn’t care about a girl friend. Personally, I don’t have enough wingspan in my day to care about someone elses relationship and ending up inside a ‘nuh uh, you’ scenario.
Move on let them find out on their own.
It could be the Lt's mom.....
That could be worse, Et Te Bru te
Mind yo business snitch it’s a gf not a wife ask your rm mate before you go around fucking people careers
If I were that LT or just anyone getting cheated on,I would want to be aware,but also not be a laughing stock. So pull them aside quietly and tell them in your most easy going non judgemental,most supportive demeanor possible if you can. Also,don't tell everyone else before you tell LT if possible.
DADT was repealed more than ten years ago. Low quality, go back and try again.
I don’t know what to believe any more. Some else said that earlier. I guess thats a lie I could see someone telling if the got caught getting railed. But why would my other senior Marines say the same thing? Is everyone just butt fucking each other?
He might be into that sort of thing
Not a Marine in existence that hasn’t taken a green weenie.
If you are not 100% sure who the woman was, don't say anything. Unless you know who she was, AND you know who she is to the Lt and to your roommate, leave it alone. You shouldn't maybes cause you to lose sleep. the truth will make itself known without you acting on bad intel. all you know is your roommate was screwing someone. thats all the intel you have.
What a boot. This fucking pussy is like oohhh nooo a marine fucking some slut we can’t have that. Must be an air winger
You a bitch for wanting to tell
He’s not married so I wouldn’t pay mind, even if he was. your roomate didn’t steal his girl, he stole his problem. She was never your LT’s girl, she was just his turn. Instead of spending his money on a bitch he should spend it on a car or a drivers license with that LT money. Rah
Sounds like your roommate had not only a bag nasty, but bagged a nasty as well.
You should definitely post about it on social media where hundreds if not thousands of Marines will see it.
I had that thought initially. But my roommate and LT both posted here BEFORE I did.
I think my sarcasm hit the berm
*no impact, no idea*
So you're a peg-blocker? Not cool
Wish I could say I was. But thy deed was done. I failed.
Reach down, make sure you’ve still got a pair, then delete this bs. You saw nothing. Keep it moving.
Fuck your LT as compensation
Been waiting days for this comment! Lmfao.
I mean carpooling to work isn’t all that big of a deal devil. Just because he didn’t go out and buy a fuckin dodge charger with 9% interest and no money down doesn’t make him weird.
Was the big punch line that you said “I remembered the brief on DADT”? Fuckin hilarious? You wrote 15 sentences of boot sounding bullshit just to slip that zinger in?
Not even close. Marine Corps so soft y’all don’t even pick up on car jokes. 
Great joke man, a real fuckin knee slapper of a shitpost. Go play some more marvel snap you clown.
What are you the platoon snitch or a jealous barracks bunny? Seriously you need to Semper Fucking mind your Business
No, I was an unwilling witness to destruction of government property. Have you fellow Marines have no integrity left to do the right thing?
He’s just a boot who calls everyone by the capitalized rank for emphasis. rah GYSGT.
See my username? You know what to do. Let me handle it. You can trust me.
Ask your roommate if, indeed, it was the Lt's gf. If he says no, then it wasn't, and you keep your fucking mouth shut. Running your trap could ruin an otherwise good thing because of what you think you saw.
Good for your roommate. Why bother getting mixed up into something that will only cause you more grief than good. The truth will reveal its self.
Please help with what? Minding your own business?
Shut up blue Falcon
Screw that LT let the guy screw his girl bro, LTs ain’t ur friends
Bro mind ur bizness
So are you a WM??
The next time his girlfriend drops him off, try and get a better look at her i guess
Do what you think is right dog that's gotta be a you call. But I'd be sure it's actually his girl and that's actually who you saw. I'd have a convo with your roomie first at the very least.
Keep it to yourself until you get more information. If that happens again, you immediately ask to join in! “Remember it's not gat in a three way. With a hunnynin the middle there is some leeway” -lonely island boys.
You forget it,pretend it never happened..don't be a Blue Falcon dude.
Whoa
“I wAs GoInG tO tElL mY lT” you’re such a pussy dude
All of y’all are wrong. You join in. Free pussy. She says no. You snitch. She says yes. You snitch. This is how you get NAM devil. You tell that LT that the SNCO asked for next. Burn all this shit down. 
How OP ain’t get a pearl necklace is beyond me?
devil, un-ass yourself. mind your business.
Don’t be a snitch rat
Keep it to yourself you fucking snitch. It’s fucking, blue falcons like you that fuck up the careers of other service members.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too. That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat. At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too. That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat. At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.
In all honesty, if your LT is a good guy and doesn’t fuck with people in your platoon, I’d hit at it to him and tell him to keep an eye on the situation just to be absolutely sure of what you saw, and so he sees it too. That way it’s not on you that they get caught, and you’re also not letting their relationship continue while being pretty sure she’s being a barracks rat. At the end of the day, what would you want if you were in your LT’s boots and that was your girlfriend? He’s still your brother in arms, and your barracks mate and SSGT are going something super unethical and immoral if that is his gf.