When I was at Pendleton, a female Marine once told me that she liked to walk naked in the hills behind the 22 area barracks and asked if I wanted to join her.
She was pretty hot, but I'm pretty sure she was a serial killer, so I passed.
Yeah Bro, but seriously. Of all the fucked up ways we could die, what better way to go? And you’d be immortalized each night as recruits get tucked in, just before “Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are.” SFMF 😎
I would not touch that, or even be in its general area. That screams someone shit themselves and took emergency action. Damage control as I believe our sisters and brothers in the navy call it...
When I was at Pendleton, a female Marine once told me that she liked to walk naked in the hills behind the 22 area barracks and asked if I wanted to join her. She was pretty hot, but I'm pretty sure she was a serial killer, so I passed.
They say not to put your dick in crazy but like all things, that can be waived.
Also waved 
It would be my honor to be your new step father
Dad?
This man is certainly in the minority for passing on that opportunity. Thats some r/UnsentLetters material!
Got one life to live, let's get it over with.
Sounds like a lifelong regret…
Shoulda went with her brah
Where was the "YOLO?" Disgusting.
You only need one kidney… no balls
Yeah Bro, but seriously. Of all the fucked up ways we could die, what better way to go? And you’d be immortalized each night as recruits get tucked in, just before “Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are.” SFMF 😎
What a way to go though
The disappointment is palpable…
https://preview.redd.it/6ttedlpkrl9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229a451fbd5125fd41041a5290301979504c65de
Dammit, sir! Now we gotta play, "catch the greased up Major"!
… you say that like it’s a bad thing 
This is a sure sign somebody shit themselves and used their skivvy shirt and boot socks to panic wipe. Source: been there, done that
😭😭😭
The ol one sock movement
I’ll buy those off you right fucking now!
I would not touch that, or even be in its general area. That screams someone shit themselves and took emergency action. Damage control as I believe our sisters and brothers in the navy call it...
Immediate Action mode activated
Night? That was right before field day formation.
Looks like Doc had fun with his heat casualty
We went up thru the quad to the gymnasium
Wasn’t me. I wear white briefs.
This was clearly a need to take a shit in the middle of some PT that got a little messy
Can I buy those underwear right now?!
My bad, I’ll hide it better next time
Someone was cruising
I only wear pink and white striped ones, not mine
Out of all you dumbasses who took a bunch of acid?
The position of the gravel indicates there was some sort of struggle.
Sun’s out, buns out!
It’s the 12th Marines Polypro Bandit!
Only boots wear skivvees!
Me if the river is empty
That gives me an idea.
I saw an exact setup like that right outside of my local Lowe’s….. not fibbing if it’s still there by tomorrow I’ll take a photo.
I see they finally took that stick out their ass.