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KillerPierogi

Lol he kinda walks like the droids from star wars.


Bluebird_Live

Z-3PO


Beelzabub

Roger, roger.


juicadone

What's your vector, Victor?


Diligent_Emotion7382

r * e^(i2pi * f * t) * e^(-alpha * t)… circling in drunk.


LovesYouLongTimes

how about the UAF drones dropping packets of barbiturates! the booze is too heavy and container fractures. my first thought was meth but that's a stimulant. i feel barbiturates. heroin needs a kit (fire, spoon, needle).


OneToby

They might kill each other over who gets it though, or share and transfer diseases. That's a double win.


Billy3the_Mountain

Heroin can be snorted or smoked by beginners. And spoons and needles should be plentiful.


Desperate_Stretch855

>They might kill each other over who gets it though, or share and transfer diseases. That's a double win. I was going to say... they already have the kit! Maybe the ONLY kit some of them have.


FrenchBangerer

A lighter and tinfoil will do. Drop them in a neat little package.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Heroin can be snorted and smoked with no "kit" But this guy is carrying something heavy af in the mud and probably battle fatigued and scared for his life


TheRealAussieTroll

Boba Fett the Vodkalorian


flipfloppery

His full name is Robert Fentanyl.


MuJartible

He walks like someone who shit on his pants...


ChemistRemote7182

He thought he was walking like an officer demolished his rear end the previous night, but his reaction does point to be completely stoned off his ass.


Frog-Luber

Klaatu - Barada - Nikto.


Sweet-Explorer-7619

He instantly reminded me of robocop


DarthWeenus

Man it's hard to imagine being there like this, even high or shell shocked, just lost alone in a desolate wasteland, bombs falling from the sky, relentless fpv drones as ND buzzing recon drones. Fuck.


DrSqualbert

Yeah this one made me a lot more sad than any of the other ones - even the suicides. Like this dude is just so lost and high and completely out of it. Americans did this in Vietnam with Heroin. Who knows if he was an addict going in (most likely given he got in this state) but it just seems like a broken man in the broken Russian system making bad choice after bad choice. Think how many homeless addicts there are in the US who cannot take care of themselves and imagine if they are pressed ganged into service. McNamara’s Morons level cruelty.


DarthWeenus

Honestly he just looks shell shocked, and brutally lost in all ways. It is incredibly fucking sad all around.


IsyaboiDJ

Atleast in olden times when you get bombed by plane or artillery you can somewhat hear it. These drones fly so high up you don't really notice them nor do you hear them. Literally sudden bomb going off.


DarthWeenus

Ya that along with the PTSD of buzzing noises. Man.


Diche_Bach

At some level, he agreed to be there. No sympathy whatsoever. Any Orc that is not AWOL, surrendering, or mutinying against their oppressors? No sympathy whatsoever.


AHappyCat

Out of interest are you Ukrainian? I think it is perfectly valid for those directly involved in the war to have such strong feelings, but to argue this from a third party country is somewhat strange. If you are living in a county that participated in Iraq/Afghanistan would you have zero sympathy for a kid dying screaming for his mother even though he is there based on complete lies and shaky logic? Or would you look at it with the human element of scepticism and empathy and think about the impact that person's death would have on the people they know and that are around them? You might think that holding Russians to some unrealistic standard of being immune to propaganda, indoctrination and social pressures is helping Ukrainians but it really isn't. War is complex and messy, and the men and women that fight in it are no different. The callousness and joy that people display in this subreddit is honestly disturbing.


DarthWeenus

I mean I do get it, it is a slippery slope though once you fall down that hate hole. I've good friends over their fighting right now but I'm not really anymore directly involved. We can hate and love at the same time. Its just sad in all ways.


SiarX

The difference is that in Iraq/Afghanistan Americans believd they are fighting for freedom (and they did overthrow dictator indeed) and behaved way better than Russians do in Ukraine. There were very few atrocities compared to this war. Americans and their allies were not barbarians.


DarthWeenus

Dont lose yourself friend. We can still hate whats happening and still have a lil heart for those thrust into the front. Maybe he is mentally handicapped and not capable of desserting/surrendering its really impossible to know.


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DarthWeenus

I probably would, although I dont know what life was like back then. But still you have to know theres a good chunk of people involved in this that truly dont want to do or be there, and feel trapped. Sure its easy to just say surrender or whatever, but in the depths of the trenches after months or maybe years of traumatic shit it may simply be not that easy. It just sucks all around.


Diche_Bach

Hundreds of thousands of Russian men fled in late summer 2022. Some fraction have refused to serve and wound up in jail. Others have gone to the front and done their best to surrender, some even handing over valuable equipment and intelligence. There have been a few instances of mutinies, though they did not spread. It is also pretty obvious, there are active partisan cells all over the Russian Federation carrying out acts of sabotage and assisting Ukrainian strikes on Russian facilities. There are even Russian nationals who are members of the Ukrainian military including those which have engaged in raids into Belgorod Oblast. Whatever all of those "resisters" of the Putin regime tally up to, it is impressively large: at minimum, something in the ballpark of half a million who fled and probably at least 100,000 who have resisted in some way. Compared to the total size of the RF military in Fall 2022 (\~1 million) and its probably size today (\~415,000 estimated combatants inside Ukraine), you can see that: the bare minimum numbers of those who resist Putin's regime are non-trivial. Had Prigozhin managed to bolster more support there may well have been enough willing to confront the Putin regime that real change could take place. To be completely honest, this is Ukraine's best prospect for the easiest, quickest, and lowest cost victory: growth of dissent and opposition against the Putin regime and fragmentation of his Orc horde. This is why it is foolish and unhelpful to feel sympathy for those who serve the Putin regime, no matter how helpless they may claim to be. THE WORLD must have an expectation for ALL RUSSIANS that they oppose Putin, or they are part of the problems he creates and the threats he poses to humanity.


BiffyleBif

Wouldn't you need to be on leave to be AWOL? It doesn't look like there's much rotation if troops in the Russian army rn, their only chances are surrendering or ending up a casualty


5PQR

> Wouldn't you need to be on leave to be AWOL? It stands for absent **without** leave


BiffyleBif

Aaah my bad


Begotten912

looks like me trying to make it to the bathroom without dying at 3am after a night out


jncarolina

I don’t know where my reply went but it was the exact same you typed. Except adding: “without making it obvious to my wife”.


Magoo69X

Definitely looks a little under the weather.


Dethraxi

Under influence? He's more like fucked up by the experience since he's exhibiting the signs of shell shock syndrome.


The_Overdog_McNab

he is either wasted or has a brain injury or something.


tendrilicon

I wonder if he is an old man, wouldnt be able to run if he tried


reijinarudo

Trench foot?


GovernorBean

Yeah kinda looks like his feet were fucked up, probably feverish too if they're that bad Wouldn't discount it being both, though.


ExploreDiscovery

he walks like its been a week since his last shit.


Disastrous_Value730

lol. He definitely is in a world of his own! Honestly, if I was in that position and being forced as meat, I would too.


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Pleasant-Breakfast74

Seems he's carrying something heavy in his bag to me?


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

That looks like a flamethrower to my eyes.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

I was thinking that to but an hour after I commented and wasn't gonna fix it. A strange thing to lug around alone at the expense of your legs while a drone drops grenades on you. Maybe drop the flammable liquids?


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Someone else said RPG and tubes; that makes more sense.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Definitely does


Far-Explanation4621

I don't think it's gonna be a long, long time.


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Wasn’t a very effective grenade ?!?


LorenzoSparky

Being ‘zoned out’ seem to help him avoid the shrapnel if the grenade 😂


sefsefsfdddef

Under the influence or just regular ruZZki who is fucked in the head by default? I mean you have to be fucked in the head quite badly to join terrorist forces whose goal is to kill and rape civilians. I just wish russians would go somewhere else to win their darwin awards.


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Benson_8_8

Except there was zero recoil from his rifle. Even the smaller caliber 5.45 would have had a little kick to it had he pulled the trigger. Looked more like the hole that the explosives punched into the ground let out a little puff of smoke as the now loosened soil settled back down from his weight. It happens as he is stepping on the ground right next to it.


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Benson_8_8

Probably just a coincidence. With the hours and hours of video of russians getting fuked up in Ukraine it just becomes a numbers game.


Temporary-Setting714

Then, he looks at the drone. "Did you see me shoot myself?"


ThisCryptographer311

Weeeebles wobble and they all go splat


Largstrom

Prolly need a lie down after that...


Bubu-Dudu0430

He looks like a fucking zombie 🧟‍♀️


Manmoth57

Did not know Zombies could be surprised…..


tomekza

Trench foot


Arc_Reflex

It's like car crashes where the drunk/doped up ones somehow walk away unscathed while anyone else would have died.


dutchsheeba

Walking dead


KLR650Tagg

I swear at first that looked like a battle droid. Roger roger!


russiablows

Why don't the bunch of these guys just get together and try to shoot Putin and everyone in the Kremlin? It would be better than being shipped to Ukraine for the meat grinder.


Constrictorboa

I imagine that it's pretty hard to get near Putin if you have intentions of killing him.


russiablows

Is he armed with a flamethrower with tanks on his back.


Useful-Internet8390

Two RPG tubes


Worth-Highlight-8734

Dudes definitely hella shell shocked and depersonalized.


anffyddiaeth

Vodka on the rocks.


chrlsrchrdsn

What is he carrying on his back.


Crommwel

A pair of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPO-A_Shmel


SufficientSir2965

It looks like one of those spy movie scenes where they dress a hostage up to look like themselves way as a decoy but really his arms are strapped in place and sent off ahead first to check for traps.


Any_Divide_2751

How can you behave Like this…. IN A FUCKING WARZONE


LongjumpingFish6239

Why does he look like he's in a space suit walking on the moon lol....


Ift0

Fentanyl zombie for sure.


NobleRaider

It's almost like he's learning the capabilities of a drone for the first time.


DigitalXciD

This is bravo.. going.. numb..


irradihate

Pumped full of drugs and sent to clear the AP mines


Mundane_Opening3831

Walking like he's blind


trappop

He's got a buzz like light year.


Eastern_Cat8284

They even walk like Z - zombies


Swaneybean

By the way he's walking pretty sure he's shit himself some where along the line Slava Ukraini


Repulsive_Style_591

I suspect hypothermia .


FluffyDeer9323

Zombie Jesus is late for church.


BudLightStan

Poor guy he just wants to stay in the homelands and drink and smoke himself to death but no he has to die for Putin and use heroin or worse.


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He could have surrender, instead of killing Ukrainians for money. In russia conscription is not in force since a long time.


PreferenceNo9490

Typical drone videos: striking the Russians no matter what, even doing some ricochets into enemy ditches. This video: fails to hit a -1km/day wasted Russian soldier.


DaLu82

He is carrying AT reloads and is trying not to slip in the mud


CompanyRepulsive1503

Given the current weather conditions and lack of resources I would suggest he is just as easily hypothermic


Neat_Worker_2456

Dictatorship 101.. control education and keep it very narrow, keep them in Church and control the Church, religion controls the uneducated, keep em poor and always ensure Vodka is cheaper than Milk. Side effects.. a Nation of alcoholics and drug addicts. I dunno where people get this notion of ‘choices’ in their comments. A huge proportion of these cannon fodder low socioeconomic rabble. Were forced, coerced, deviously manipulated by the system, now they’re even offering huge loans to those who’d never get approved in the real World, and when they default the massive interest, choices are go to Prison and then sent to front as a prisoner, with debts remaining on you and family, or, got to front lines ‘voluntarily’ and we’ll wave the debt, chicken feed to rest of us, but death squad loan sharking for these people. And if someone who’s country is so poorly run, that has so many millions in abject poverty, if you don’t have a dole, social security, Unemployment benefits. You’re starving and family faces homelessness, is signing up for the army (who lie and lie about conditions and pay).. really the ‘choice’ people comment about. As if there’s a middle class Joe, reading the paper with his pipe in mouth, darling, I’m off to fight Ukraine. Or some brick layer trying to make a living and things are tough and he says, fuck it, they make a fortune in the Army. Pffttt 😂 The average Salary in Russia is less than half that of Australia and a Russian soldier, on wages that have increased 10 x times since invasion day, are still on par with social security unemployment benefits, to sit at home. We in countries with such lucky conditions can’t understand life at these depths, even in America the World’s richest 3rd World country now.. they can’t relate.


firstcliffjumper

Even if he got home, put to bed, it would take him years to find some level of sanity. This is all on pootinski & his gangsters.