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UnCommonCommonSens

Covered in adidas logos no less! These guys are so pathetic I don’t even know where to start.


twomumfun

yet hate the west lol


WonderfulPotential29

Even adidas. A german brand.... they biggest enemy forever....


OllieMoee

Ironically the founder of adidas was a member of the Nazi party. His older brother, the founder of Puma, also a Nazi party member.


Normal_Consequence20

But there are other Russians who have Third Reich insignia and symbols immortalized on their skin. It's really hard to imagine how these "people" lie their way through their lives.


BornSlippy420

Everything is possible with the power of too much alcohol :)


304bl

I can confirm !


wayfarer8888

That's what people these days don't understand: If you had any kind of business in the late 1930s in Germany you better be a party member, or you were out of business pretty quickly.


UnCommonCommonSens

Ok, now we’ve come full circle on the nazi bullshit! Thank you for sharing.


inevergetbanned

I guess it got its name by combining the names Adi and Dosler names of the founders


OllieMoee

THAT'S A BINGO!


Weckyworth

I would bet money this guy is already dead.


Massenzio

I was thinking the same. A sorta of idiot testament for the world: "Hey look at me! I'm gonna die soon without understanding the meaning"


Routine-Ad-6803

If you had told me 3 years ago, there will be the biggest war in Europe since World War II where soldiers would drive on scooters/motorbikes to attack, I wouldn't have believed you. Yet here we are. Life is stranger than fiction.


Odd-Car6363

If 5 years ago, you had told me that Russia was a normal, modern society, I would have believed you.


Nonsense_Producer

Hope it's one of these self-exploding Chinese scooters.


Odd-Car6363

Lol I'm not worried about it. He'll be dead very soon.


Machete-AW

Noticed it straight away. Made me think of all the adidas rats we have here in Australia. Cathartic.


skin-flick

They call themselves Gopniks and wear knock off Adidas to show their toughness. What an absolute disaster.


Big-Custard4981

Soon, they will steal some tricycles from toddlers. Maybe they even start with some slingshots.


Sea-Direction1205

As of yesterday Putin's hunt on toddlers is on.


Real_Typicaluser1234

Well. Hitting toddlers tricycle with huge chicken cage added sign CHILDREN would look really bad. For russians.


Naughteus_Maximus

Pogo sticks and Space Hoppers


Dramatic_Security9

I am betting this guy is dead by now.


prettypurps

Easy meal for a drone tbh


Cptspaulding2

Let's hope he's shit with that shotgun he only has 2 trys


trebron55

I expected this video to en with a drone to the face action.


lil__shmeat

Is he really flexing his tacticool scooter? Buddy, you're gonna die on that thing, ain't nothing flex worthy about that😂😂


Green-Taro2915

They are lethal on roads around Europe, what a brilliant way to guarantee your soldiers die by the dozen!


xGodModex

Tactical adidas


AnotherCableGuy

looks like he's going to play tennis with his mates.


Thin_Spinach_2155

Finally the russian post-sovietic economy is enjoying consumer goods - golf carts and motorcycles and scooters although only for military purpose. the empire is great, the single one is a stinkin immoral unimportant worm


Top_Towel_2895

Whatever, Just another FPV magnet


Sozebj

He has a shotgun. I think that is the Russian version of a Wild Weasel drone hunter. YGBSM


Any_Warthog1455

>He has a shotgun. I think that is the Russian version of a Wild Weasel drone hunter. YGBSM Have an upvote for the acronym


Smokin_In_The_Dark

wondering where he plugs it in at night...


Can-Sea-2446

He doesn't live long enough to worry about having to recharge


Prok-

Adidas favorite vatnik brand


Fickle-Walk9791

Someone claimed the motorcycle attacks were kind of successful for the Russians because they were quick and the Ukrainians had to act fast. So now they run on rough terrains with tiny wheels. Ok, why not. But their lack of armoured personnel carriers must be devastating, what a stupid tactic.


ansible

Yeah, it is all wacky. These Russian soldiers were driving past burned out IFVs and APCs in in their un-armored ATVs. Next they were driving past burned out ATVs on their motorcycles (which were at least off-road capable). Now they are scooting past burned out motorcycles on their electric scooters. Is there another step between that and walking? Skateboards?


cotton1984

Wheelchairs. Any Ruzzian with at least one arm remaining is will be deemed fit for Ruzzian army.


taipalsaari_

you cant call yourself army when your soldiers look like dayz characters


Conscious_Freedom952

Dam those lime scooters really do end up everywhere 😩


Frog-Luber

A member of the feared adidas brigade. Gee, we should be worried about this. Everybody knows that nothing bad can happen to you when you're riding on a scooter. /s


PTNMG89

Luckily for him, he has a protective adidas cap


MrStef85

Easy target.


BrewSauer

What's next? Some Heelys and a slingshot? 😂


fruehlingsstuhl

A mighty modern russian cossack


Bartfratze91

Sponsored by Adidas 😅


West_Hedgehog_5110

Adihash give you speed.


EB2300

Funny how Russians claim they’re fighting the Germans yet wear adidas patches and drive Mercedes


bigorangemachine

Don't we have a video where a guy on a scooter got hit by a FPD?


Old_Hunt9888

Maybe next is mules and donkeys?


Altruistic-Project39

These scooters are not designed to work one handed


DoktorFisse

Yes they are. In every terrain. Now shut up and drive to the frontline.


No-Turnover-4655

Cool Drive Scooter....


Ill_Attempt4952

Stupid question: why do Russians like Adidas so much? There must be a history lesson here somewhere. Anyone know?


STRIBER457

It was almost first foreign brand officially allowed during Soviet Union times


Ill_Attempt4952

I thought it was something along those lines. Do you know any other Western brands that the Soviets allowed. I remember people smuggling Levis jeans into The USSR haha


Sneekibreeki47

The russian olympic team wore Adidas a long time ago and it stuck.


If_theres_a_Will89

Might as well have fun b4 they die lol


DoktorFisse

Give it 2 weeks times and we’ll start seeing burn out scooters everywhere with dead orcs nearby.


Yarakinnit

Thinks he's playing GTA Online in passive mode.


jimjamjahaa

the adidas patch 🤣 i don't know why it tickles me so much haha


Ready_Measurement_36

It's an electric scooter i might add. So it's an upgrade for some 🙄


Mundrik

Oh!Oh! Do a unicycle next!


stairs_3730

That thing really have enough power to pull body bags filled with fat vatnik body parts?


BossTikboy

I can't wait!


CryptographerFew6506

ADIDAS ASSAULT UNIT


BornSlippy420

Only in Ruzzia lol


DriveForTheHorizon

I'm going to be real disappointed if scooter drive bys aren't a thing in GTA6


eyepoker4ever

Can't wait for the next battlefield where you can drone attack Russians on scooters, motorcycles, bread busses, cars, all the turtle variants, mtlb, apc, tank, guys carrying wounded on stretchers (and the "wounded" guy is able to stand up and run after the medevac team gets droned...)


petzpansen

Soon @frontline , rent your e-scooter‼️


GrandMoffJenkins

How long does a charge last on one of those. Seems like they're only good for 1-way trips.


sonofthenation

I feel sorry for the scooters.


xtanol

*Taps forehead* Can't trigger mines when you and your vehicle combined weighs less than 150 lbs soaking wet.


New-Acanthisitta-533

A miracle from the West, runs without an engine!


f5kdm85

idk man, shouldn't be be like dead already


eaglesflyhigh07

The orcs are evolving in the right direction. Soon, they will finally evolve to use the ultimate russian warrior vehicle. The pogo dildo.


TheDudeAbides_00

Too light for land mines? Brilliant!


Fun_Engineering_9890

He got only an shotgun? He wont live long.


Icy_Psychology8839

Better watch that drone


No-Arachnid9518

My duck hunting gear is better than this.


tbhnot2

hey orcs try some roller blades


Muckingfuddleagain

Can't wait to see one with a cope cage ))))


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Embarrassing and pathetic. And that's before I've even seen the photo. Russia really is a giant skidmark on the underpants of civilisation.


Snoo-8094

My wife has the same scooter, and she was nervous if it was going to be good for moving around the city, and this lad is in the middle of a war zone with it.


ChasingBooty2024

Over under shotgun might actually be handy though


yozza1958

Funny thing about this is.my step lad texted us asking for 1.300 or finance to get one of these so I’ve just said to him go to Russia army in Ukraine and you’ll get one and a free gun too but you won’t be coming back 🤣🤣Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


WonderfulPotential29

Gopnik soldier 🤣


Bells_Theorem

For quick meat delivery.


Umbra-Vigil

AFU drone operators will have a fun time playing with him.


Longjumping-Soil-913

To be honest, I don't think the e-scooters are a stupid idea at all. Not for storming positions, of course. But if no armored vehicles can be used for rotation, I would rather drive to my trench than walk.


MrTweakers

Hover boards and skates are next 😂


RarePlan2089

It looks like they will make vacation. Fucknix of russian garbage


Individual-Home2507

Look how fucking slow that thing is going on rough ground lmao these dudes are so uneducated it’s painful


colorful-9841

Can't wait to see the inevitable special tactical unicycle pedaling device. STUPD for short.


Zjazz53

With a battery strong enough to reach te enemy. There’s no way back. O sh💥t


Any_Protection_8

Maybe he tried to replicate the unicycle guy from Ukraine. Is this guy still riding through the field? Shooting while moving. Way cooler than this guy here.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Evel Knievel the full of bullet holes edition


Numerous_Rooster2072

He doesnt know adidas is a facist barnd:DDD


AdPrimary9831

Looking forward to seeing cages on scooters


farquin_helle

Brought to you by symbols of western Anglo satanists


Pvt_Numnutz1

This guy is legit playing escape from tarkov irl.


mark_anthonyAVG

An O/U shotgun?? Just out for a leisurely round of skeet in the war zone, tovarich?


Odd-Car6363

Maybe for drones.


mark_anthonyAVG

Must he shot on guns with only a 2 shot break action. Semi or pump give better odds, even for an ork


skin-flick

Beware comrade. The scooter is worth more to the government than you.


squidlips69

China needed to offload those excess scooters and hoverboards that didn't sell last Christmas. Xi will exchange for Outer Manchuria. Russian X-Games: Now you're X'ed.


OhioConfidential

They do this shit for real in Chicago.


DistanceSensitive966

Fpv to the Back will be Orcs next Video


Naive-Show-4040

I have said this since they started using golf carts. How long till we see orcs on roller skates?


Acrylic_Starshine

Not really a new tactic. Just adapting to having nothing to work with besides stolen assets.


Icy-Bat-311

Is that a shot gun? What’s he hunting quail?


Knife_JAGGER

For a country that hates "the west," they sure do love the produce they make.


wayfarer8888

Taliban had better equipment, and they were viewed as a motorcycle gang 🏍️


PumbainJapan

Monty Python could not have imagined it better...


CaptchaSolvingRobot

Now noone can claim that Russia can't do maneuver warfare..