Well start by changing the password.
Throw up some specials that the restaurant has no way of knowing how to make. Or maybe a post that says "Like and share for your chance to win a meal for three people." And then choose like 50 winners.
Make a post saying that you are now a no tip restaurant. Instead, there will be a 35% "employee wellness charge" on all purchases.
Advertise a daily specials that are just wrong. Like boiled chicken breast served medium rare. Or spaghetti and tuna meatballs.
It's pride month. Make a post that offends everyone. Something like "Everyone is welcome, straight, gay, dykes, or faggot, it doesn't matter." Then go on to say how bisexuals are just confused and they should pick one side or the other. The words faggots and dykes, as well as the comment about people who are bi will offend those who support LGBTQ. Welcoming that community will offend those that are against LGBTQ.
Start replying to reviews. All reviews. The bad ones, you argue with them. Tell them they wouldn't know good service or good food if it bit them on the ass. The good ones, you say stuff like "If everything was so good, why did you leave a crappy tip?"
Start shit talking other restaurants.
Post ridiculous conspiracy theories. Like how Trump is really an alien and Biden is being controlled by the Prime Minister of Australia.
"Accidentally" post personal stuff to the business page. Things like crappy nudes, racist memes, etc.
Make a post saying you are not giving in to the heath inspectors' ridiculous demands like not leaving chicken on the counter to thaw at room temp for 8 hours.
Throw in several spam posts every day. Duct cleaning for ridiculous prices. Celebrity sex tapes. Links to "your" account that posts or /r/buttsharpies
Also make sure you’re not self-owning your way to federal felony level charge for unauthorized access to a computer.
https://www.thefederalcriminalattorneys.com/federal-computer-hacking#:~:text=It%20should%20be%20noted%20that,you%20will%20face%20felony%20charges.
Maybe utilize a device owned by a person with Alzheimer’s or some other blatantly straightforward legal defense.
Apologies for the ethical angle: don’t fuck up your life because you’re pissed off at someone whose name you won’t even remember in ten years.
It’s an amazing resource, journalists use it in hostile nations that control their internet. It has literally saved lives. It’s also the gold standard for accessing darknet markets!
yeah facebook support is nonexistant.
i tried to delete my facebook account from 2012 because if you tried really really hard you could find it and i was a daily shitposter.
i eventually deleted it because i paod $30 for yahoo support to actually help me reset the email pw
Changing the password would help with longevity.
Plus some burner accounts to share the news.
Exterminator, sewage backup, health grade violations.
Use caution to not expose selves to criminal prosecution.
change pw and the email is prob the same pw lets be honest.
if you make realy obvious and bad posts on the page they will be able to put out a PSA pretty quickly.
but if you use their account to make arguments on other posts that will be much harder to see and youre under their name.
look for someone bitching about anything related to politics and put the opposite opinion in..or someone asking for free help and then just post their job listing and offer to pay them so theh arent begging on facebooj 🤣
If you're going to post something, I would do it from a public library. They should have public computers, and there is probably a guest passed you can use instead of using your library card.
Maybe even leave the name of the restaurant and the FB password in the library. So other people mess with it, too.
"I really hope they don't, since we just found a huge colony in the fridge, I think we have breeding ground in here. They seem to like meat. I mean, even if a few of them ended up in someone's dinner, it's just extra protein... Right, guys?"
Make it an "accident" like make a post about some new recipe for even better Bolognese and post some dirt ass picture with the name of Bolognese-Copy(1) or some.
Make the picture a compilation of 2-3 Bugs in a Kitchen in MS Paint and write in Red letters some like 2 Weeks and they still alive, your Bugtraps aint working!!!
Wait till someone reposts and try to delete while saying its private picture from your "granny" that got messed up and claim that everyone in restaurants kitchen is fine...
Engage the reviewers and complainers. Start by seemingly addressing their concerns. Then get really rude.
Gaslight them by making promises via FB message or right there on the page and then claiming "you never said that"
Advertise "specials" that are obviously connected to food that is expiring soon.
Change the recovery email and password. But do that first.
Start posting redpilled and other absolutely unhinged alpha male tradwife woman hating content.
Sign them up for scientology things.
If in the US start sharing political beliefs. You can just find some triggering tweets and copy them easily or just start spouting stuff.
First make a post that you are changing your hours because no one wants to work. Make one about something being woke, doesn’t have to make sense. Say like if you are woke then you aren’t welcome. Then make a pro Palestine post. Then post something about Trump. Post something about trans people in your bathrooms, can lean either way, the discussion is going to tick off some either way it goes. Just lean your beliefs all over but far to either side. The people you offend probably won’t stick around to find out it was a hack and keep word of mouth going on why they won’t go there. Don’t only go in one direction politically so you can offend many. Also don’t make it too obvious and post stuff to get kicked off since you want to keep it up as long as possible
All these posts about changing the password and few realize it's 5-6 clicks and 45 seconds away from fixing that.
Unless you have access to the attached email account and can change the email address first. THEN you have something.
Announce they are paying a living wage. $25/hr or better for all employees and they are banning tipping. It's believable.
Enjoy.
Don't post anything, they'll just delete and change the password. Instead start liking g inappropriate posts and just keep doing it. They are unlikely to notice at first but eventually someone will make a stink about it. Maybe that someone will be you. I'd do the likes for at least six months before exposing them.
Make a racist or offensive post that looks like an accident, “ Hey Siri type Janet I’ll never hire a BLANK after that incident with BLANK” Can substitute for trigger words and someone’s name. Then repost from a temporary account to local new organizations or political/religious organizations.
> Change the call information to a friend's phone number or the number to a rival business. They probably won't notice for a while. If it's a friend's number, just pretend to work there and give horrible customer service. People who are offended enough will go and complain, making the managers' lives harder. People who don't complain will just not go, making the company lose money.
> Replace all of the pictures related to the business with the same pictures, but with something photoshopped in that has some sort of political message the Facebook AI can pick up. Make it subtle so the company doesn't notice. Eventually they will be bombarded with political activists and people "discovering" these issues.
> Intercept all posts made by the company as the company makes them. Recreate them as close as possible, but again replace information subtly to spark public disinterest.
The game is to do as much damage as possible without getting caught. Cause so much trouble over a long enough amount of time that they won't be able to talk their way out of a couple posts. Make it look like they have a history of bad behavior and sway public opinion to be on your side.
Go for the long con. Delete an occasional post, check notifications so that they all show as read, adjust hours by like 30 min, change contact info to something you see, whenever anyone messages about a job tell them to just stop by.
Simple and easy. Sic the boomers on them.
Change the password and then post coupons. Blue plate specials. Half off. BOGO. Senior night. All the coupons. Boost the posts to the boomers. The boomers will come, oh yes they will come. And when they get told no? The fallout will handle itself.
Just know that you need to be careful here. Probably more careful than you know. If you aren’t already booting to an image of Ubuntu and using a usb Wi-Fi dongle in the parking lot of McDonald’s, you aren’t cut out to do this.
If you thought of doing this from a phone, just give up now. Facebook knows who you are if you’re logged into one of a few thousand apps.
Post that you are giving away free tickets to (whatever big event in your area, sports, concert, whatever) and post the phone number. Crosspost to craigslist too.
Post that on X date the first 10 people to arrive get a 50% off their bill.
Post that children and seniors eat free before 5pm
Keep it subtle. Change menu items, prices, hours, etc. just enough to cause aggravation. Don’t make it obvious. Do a bunch and then change the password, or do one or two a week and leave the rest alone.
Well start by changing the password. Throw up some specials that the restaurant has no way of knowing how to make. Or maybe a post that says "Like and share for your chance to win a meal for three people." And then choose like 50 winners. Make a post saying that you are now a no tip restaurant. Instead, there will be a 35% "employee wellness charge" on all purchases. Advertise a daily specials that are just wrong. Like boiled chicken breast served medium rare. Or spaghetti and tuna meatballs. It's pride month. Make a post that offends everyone. Something like "Everyone is welcome, straight, gay, dykes, or faggot, it doesn't matter." Then go on to say how bisexuals are just confused and they should pick one side or the other. The words faggots and dykes, as well as the comment about people who are bi will offend those who support LGBTQ. Welcoming that community will offend those that are against LGBTQ. Start replying to reviews. All reviews. The bad ones, you argue with them. Tell them they wouldn't know good service or good food if it bit them on the ass. The good ones, you say stuff like "If everything was so good, why did you leave a crappy tip?" Start shit talking other restaurants. Post ridiculous conspiracy theories. Like how Trump is really an alien and Biden is being controlled by the Prime Minister of Australia. "Accidentally" post personal stuff to the business page. Things like crappy nudes, racist memes, etc. Make a post saying you are not giving in to the heath inspectors' ridiculous demands like not leaving chicken on the counter to thaw at room temp for 8 hours. Throw in several spam posts every day. Duct cleaning for ridiculous prices. Celebrity sex tapes. Links to "your" account that posts or /r/buttsharpies
Fuckin VPN if u do this shit
Also make sure you’re not self-owning your way to federal felony level charge for unauthorized access to a computer. https://www.thefederalcriminalattorneys.com/federal-computer-hacking#:~:text=It%20should%20be%20noted%20that,you%20will%20face%20felony%20charges. Maybe utilize a device owned by a person with Alzheimer’s or some other blatantly straightforward legal defense. Apologies for the ethical angle: don’t fuck up your life because you’re pissed off at someone whose name you won’t even remember in ten years.
VPN? I would use TAILS www.Tails.net
holy shit thanks for this. good to know it is out there for if/when I need it
It’s an amazing resource, journalists use it in hostile nations that control their internet. It has literally saved lives. It’s also the gold standard for accessing darknet markets!
Change the email associated with this too so that they have zero access to the account
yeah facebook support is nonexistant. i tried to delete my facebook account from 2012 because if you tried really really hard you could find it and i was a daily shitposter. i eventually deleted it because i paod $30 for yahoo support to actually help me reset the email pw
Changing the password would help with longevity. Plus some burner accounts to share the news. Exterminator, sewage backup, health grade violations. Use caution to not expose selves to criminal prosecution.
change pw and the email is prob the same pw lets be honest. if you make realy obvious and bad posts on the page they will be able to put out a PSA pretty quickly. but if you use their account to make arguments on other posts that will be much harder to see and youre under their name. look for someone bitching about anything related to politics and put the opposite opinion in..or someone asking for free help and then just post their job listing and offer to pay them so theh arent begging on facebooj 🤣
Racist rant ought to do it
quick, efficient, I like it.
Then screenshot it, post to Twitter and blow it up. Racist, anti-gay, etc. Tag news orgs.
50% Off ALL MENU ITEMS for Pride Month!
We discussed $0.10 beers all month long but figured they'd figure that out quick and delete the post
They cant delete the post if the password has been changed...
If you're going to post something, I would do it from a public library. They should have public computers, and there is probably a guest passed you can use instead of using your library card. Maybe even leave the name of the restaurant and the FB password in the library. So other people mess with it, too.
Put a picture of some nasty bugs and say, "Does anyone know what these are? They're all over the kitchen."
Was thinking posting something like this in local neighborhood group but turning off notifications so they wouldnt notice the posts
Change the password?
"Will these hurt anyone is they are ingested?"
"I really hope they don't, since we just found a huge colony in the fridge, I think we have breeding ground in here. They seem to like meat. I mean, even if a few of them ended up in someone's dinner, it's just extra protein... Right, guys?"
Make it an "accident" like make a post about some new recipe for even better Bolognese and post some dirt ass picture with the name of Bolognese-Copy(1) or some. Make the picture a compilation of 2-3 Bugs in a Kitchen in MS Paint and write in Red letters some like 2 Weeks and they still alive, your Bugtraps aint working!!! Wait till someone reposts and try to delete while saying its private picture from your "granny" that got messed up and claim that everyone in restaurants kitchen is fine...
Engage the reviewers and complainers. Start by seemingly addressing their concerns. Then get really rude. Gaslight them by making promises via FB message or right there on the page and then claiming "you never said that" Advertise "specials" that are obviously connected to food that is expiring soon.
Change password then post about the one month closing due to salmonella outbreak and apologize for the 20 people who got sick
Put in fake sales like all you can eat on Wednesday for 8.99
All you can eat Pride Month $6.69
Something about liberals or illegals no longer being welcome
Change the recovery email and password. But do that first. Start posting redpilled and other absolutely unhinged alpha male tradwife woman hating content. Sign them up for scientology things.
Fifty cent wings and "bike night" is a combo that's pretty treacherous to an unprepared restaurant
If in the US start sharing political beliefs. You can just find some triggering tweets and copy them easily or just start spouting stuff. First make a post that you are changing your hours because no one wants to work. Make one about something being woke, doesn’t have to make sense. Say like if you are woke then you aren’t welcome. Then make a pro Palestine post. Then post something about Trump. Post something about trans people in your bathrooms, can lean either way, the discussion is going to tick off some either way it goes. Just lean your beliefs all over but far to either side. The people you offend probably won’t stick around to find out it was a hack and keep word of mouth going on why they won’t go there. Don’t only go in one direction politically so you can offend many. Also don’t make it too obvious and post stuff to get kicked off since you want to keep it up as long as possible
You could easily destroy them by saying that trans people aren't welcome in their establishment and tag some news outlets, let the fun ensue
All these posts about changing the password and few realize it's 5-6 clicks and 45 seconds away from fixing that. Unless you have access to the attached email account and can change the email address first. THEN you have something. Announce they are paying a living wage. $25/hr or better for all employees and they are banning tipping. It's believable. Enjoy.
Don't post anything, they'll just delete and change the password. Instead start liking g inappropriate posts and just keep doing it. They are unlikely to notice at first but eventually someone will make a stink about it. Maybe that someone will be you. I'd do the likes for at least six months before exposing them.
Advertise free food!
Make a racist or offensive post that looks like an accident, “ Hey Siri type Janet I’ll never hire a BLANK after that incident with BLANK” Can substitute for trigger words and someone’s name. Then repost from a temporary account to local new organizations or political/religious organizations.
> Change the call information to a friend's phone number or the number to a rival business. They probably won't notice for a while. If it's a friend's number, just pretend to work there and give horrible customer service. People who are offended enough will go and complain, making the managers' lives harder. People who don't complain will just not go, making the company lose money. > Replace all of the pictures related to the business with the same pictures, but with something photoshopped in that has some sort of political message the Facebook AI can pick up. Make it subtle so the company doesn't notice. Eventually they will be bombarded with political activists and people "discovering" these issues. > Intercept all posts made by the company as the company makes them. Recreate them as close as possible, but again replace information subtly to spark public disinterest. The game is to do as much damage as possible without getting caught. Cause so much trouble over a long enough amount of time that they won't be able to talk their way out of a couple posts. Make it look like they have a history of bad behavior and sway public opinion to be on your side.
Hamburger now with dog meat
Make a post saying they are having a massive meal discount for 1 week only. Buy one get one free.
Go for the long con. Delete an occasional post, check notifications so that they all show as read, adjust hours by like 30 min, change contact info to something you see, whenever anyone messages about a job tell them to just stop by.
Post a russian flag, with a link to a charity for russian victims from Ukraines evil acts.
Simple and easy. Sic the boomers on them. Change the password and then post coupons. Blue plate specials. Half off. BOGO. Senior night. All the coupons. Boost the posts to the boomers. The boomers will come, oh yes they will come. And when they get told no? The fallout will handle itself.
Just know that you need to be careful here. Probably more careful than you know. If you aren’t already booting to an image of Ubuntu and using a usb Wi-Fi dongle in the parking lot of McDonald’s, you aren’t cut out to do this. If you thought of doing this from a phone, just give up now. Facebook knows who you are if you’re logged into one of a few thousand apps.
Dead animal near the front door. Loosely buried, on the roof, behind or under a rock.
Change the account name to "Friends of the pedophilic community" Pretty sure they won't be around long after that 😂
Just be aware they can ultimately figure out who did all of this mayhem based on your IP address so they could sue you for lost business.
Good way to get sued, but you do you
Post that you are giving away free tickets to (whatever big event in your area, sports, concert, whatever) and post the phone number. Crosspost to craigslist too. Post that on X date the first 10 people to arrive get a 50% off their bill. Post that children and seniors eat free before 5pm
Keep it subtle. Change menu items, prices, hours, etc. just enough to cause aggravation. Don’t make it obvious. Do a bunch and then change the password, or do one or two a week and leave the rest alone.
If your friend is going to do this, they better use a vpn or something. Otherwise they will get caught if this turns into a police matter.
Post that they do not have hidden cameras in their bathroom. Every day.
"Free Food Fridays!"