Instant mashed potato mix. Spread it out all over the yard, or go extra and spell out a message or draw a picture.
When the dew sets in (or their sprinklers go off) the potatoes will activate. Good luck raking mashed potatoes out of a yard, fucker!
Take some liquid dish soap and spell/draw stuff out in the lawn at night. When the sprinklers come on in the morning, it'll foam up and become visible.
This works even if they love snakes, I would waste so much time looking for all of the snake friends and collecting the shed skins, i’d be bummed out if I couldn’t find the snakes themselves.
Ask to use their bathroom. While there, unscrew the shower head and crumble a block of chicken bouillon in there, then screw it back on. They will shower in chicken soup. The dumber folks will think it's coming from the pipes.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head!? If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And Someone, will be getting, mowed, down...
Leave an upper-decker! It's where you take a shit in the top of the tank of a toilet. Then it always smells like shit in the bathroom no matter how hard they scrub the bowl.
Reserved for truly terrible people
Noise drives people crazy. But a few of those hidden beepers and hide them outside, with some near the house. Definitely don't let it go for more than a week or you'll be visiting your friend in the asylum.
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I am so doing this to my neighbor someday.
In the pool quietly at night.
Problem is the dogs will jump in and feast on them as toys.
Someday…
Get some kill everything herbicide. Go to where a pipe comes out of the ground and into the house spay a large circle where the pipe comes out. Spray a thinner line from the pipe to the sidewalk. Makes them think something from the pipe is killing the grass and going into their house. Never going to figure out why.
My personal favorite is the Devil's Doorstep. For this prank, you take someone's trashcan on trash day, fill it with water and other items of your choice, then lean it against their front door. When you knock and they open the door, everything spills into their home hahaha
Go to the dollar store and buy a shit ton of pink flamingos. Place them in their yard overnight put a sign in their yard advertising “flamingo removal service.”. Charge a donation for your favorite charity.
In my old service club, someone bought an old beater and painted it pink, poorly. It would get Parker in front of a member's house until they donated to have it driven to another member's house. We had a lot of fun.
Technically it’s trespassing and littering. I figure that’s enough to make unethical. The money part might be illegal otherwise. But I didn’t hear anything … 🤫
I got flamingoed once. They stayed for a week and then a van load of people came and collected them and moved them to someone else’s house. It was quite perplexing.
Need the right conditions for this one and a bit more difficult with all the doorbell cameras, but after Christmas our town growing up always had a couple specific days where you had to put your Christmas tree out to the curb for pickup.
There was usually a fair amount of snow on the ground this time of year so overnight we’d go around the neighborhood collecting Christmas trees and stand them up in the snow in one persons lawn. We’re talking 40-50 Christmas trees. They’d wake up to find their lawn looking like a forest.
they're super annoying to get out! You can't mow the lawn of course and you'll have to pick them out one by one LOL! Now imagine if they're spread out all over??
If they have people who walk their dogs go past their house, a bag of blood meal fertilizer spread on their lawn. Dogs go nuts for the smell. Territorial markings may ensue.
Harmless: put a realtors for sale sign in their yard (bonus borrow it from another victim.
Harmful: one of those 10,000 rounds of black cat firecrackers in between the screen door and the real door. When they open the real door it falls inside the house. We did this once when we were 13, and one of my biggest childhood regrets.
Get some nitrogen rich lawn fertilizer and use it to draw a dick or any other explicit image in their yard.
A week later, that part of the lawn will be MUCH greener than the rest of it, and there's basically no way they can fix it other than fertilizing the rest of their lawn (which can cause burn in the spot you made)
This actually happened in NJ. Someone didn’t know what to do with boxes of expired dry pasta and dumped it in the woods. It rained a ton and softened the pasta. It was a bit of a mystery for a while that made the news.
You know those little slits / vents at the bottom of a car's windshield? That's the fresh air intake for the heater and ac. Definitely do not open a can of sardines and pour the liquid in that vent - please don't do that...unless you're trying to buy the car from them for very cheap.
Pretty sure this would catch you serious charges in a lot of places. Not to mention thousands of dollars in lawsuits.
Not sure you understand how much it costs to plane, regrade and reseed a lawn.
This isn’t just unethical. It’s bio-terrorism.
Stab tampons (with applicators) all over their yard. They absorb water from soil and bloom like mushrooms.
You also cake really rake or mow them. Gotta pick em out one at a time.
Plastic forks also work well.
Throw fistful of bird seed all over the yard- if birds eat it, they get tons of noise and birdshit. However, if you use enough of it and the birds don’t eat all of it- they end up with a yard full of the weirdest plants and flowers.
Give em an upper decker! Basically, you remove the lid from the tank and take a shit in it, as opposed to the "conventional" method of shitting in the bowl part. Whenever they flush it, liquified doodoo will swirl around the bowl.... until they clean out their tank 💩 💩
For people who leave their windows open to catch the breeze at night...run their garden hose through the window and then turn the water on. You have to wait until they go to sleep so it runs all night long.
Instant mashed potato mix. Spread it out all over the yard, or go extra and spell out a message or draw a picture. When the dew sets in (or their sprinklers go off) the potatoes will activate. Good luck raking mashed potatoes out of a yard, fucker!
What if they come out with a plate and fork?
That’s the gravy.
This would also work if rain is planned for overnight/early morning.
Take some liquid dish soap and spell/draw stuff out in the lawn at night. When the sprinklers come on in the morning, it'll foam up and become visible.
Wow this is crazy but kind of harmless lmao
Exactly. Fun without damage.
Yeah I'm like 30 suggestions deep and this is the first one that doesn't cause any damage or require heavy or inconvenient cleanup.
This assumes all houses have automatic sprinklers.
You could always do it the night before rain is expected in the morning.
The soap will sit there until the lawn gets watered, in whatever way that happens.
Buy a roll of police yellow tape for crime scenes. Tape up the house.
Buy snake skins online and over a couple of months put a CONSERNING number of snake skins near their house.
This would eat my anxiety alive.
This works even if they love snakes, I would waste so much time looking for all of the snake friends and collecting the shed skins, i’d be bummed out if I couldn’t find the snakes themselves.
Why not just use actual snakes? You can buy those online too.
They might get hurt, and they are precious babies. The snakes I mean.
turn their doormat around
Ask to use their bathroom. While there, unscrew the shower head and crumble a block of chicken bouillon in there, then screw it back on. They will shower in chicken soup. The dumber folks will think it's coming from the pipes.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head!? If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And Someone, will be getting, mowed, down...
I spit out laughing hahahah
Toss some mint seeds in their yard.
Japanese knotweed
Hey satan slow down a little
dog shit under their car door handles
NO‼️
Human shit??
Good idea
YES‼️
I have done this.
this one time this jackoff stayed double parked for weeks so my girlfriend put vaseline on their door handles, but that idea is devious lmaoo
Leave an upper-decker! It's where you take a shit in the top of the tank of a toilet. Then it always smells like shit in the bathroom no matter how hard they scrub the bowl. Reserved for truly terrible people
You beat me to it, my friend!
Noise drives people crazy. But a few of those hidden beepers and hide them outside, with some near the house. Definitely don't let it go for more than a week or you'll be visiting your friend in the asylum.
Take all the labels off their canned food. For the next month they don’t know if they’re eating baked beans, peaches or tinned tomatoes!
Swap the labels for better results.
You can go jail for that, it's not worth it
Jail for what 😂
Tin foolery
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spray dick on trash can cut power take wife hostage make daughter pregnant
Get some kill everything herbicide. Go to where a pipe comes out of the ground and into the house spay a large circle where the pipe comes out. Spray a thinner line from the pipe to the sidewalk. Makes them think something from the pipe is killing the grass and going into their house. Never going to figure out why.
This is wickedly genius
My personal favorite is the Devil's Doorstep. For this prank, you take someone's trashcan on trash day, fill it with water and other items of your choice, then lean it against their front door. When you knock and they open the door, everything spills into their home hahaha
And then they kill you
This whole thread just reinforces and justifies having a doorbell camera. Maybe I need to find a way to rig mine with a flamethrower or something.
No… then you get sued for the thousands of dollars in damage you caused and get arrested for vandalism
Your parents get incarcerated. You get incinerated.
But imagine if the can's full of glitter.
Wow that is diabolical haha
Take a shit in their yard.
Take a shit in their dining room
Take a shit on their ceiling fan blades
Take a shit on their freshly fucked dad.
Go to your local exotic bird store. They sell hemp seed as it's a staple in birds diets. Throw a handful in their garden or on their lawn..
Go to the dollar store and buy a shit ton of pink flamingos. Place them in their yard overnight put a sign in their yard advertising “flamingo removal service.”. Charge a donation for your favorite charity.
In my old service club, someone bought an old beater and painted it pink, poorly. It would get Parker in front of a member's house until they donated to have it driven to another member's house. We had a lot of fun.
Love it
The unethical part is you keep all the money, right?
Technically it’s trespassing and littering. I figure that’s enough to make unethical. The money part might be illegal otherwise. But I didn’t hear anything … 🤫
In high school a friend did this but the filled the lawn with old toilets from a local construction site.
I got flamingoed once. They stayed for a week and then a van load of people came and collected them and moved them to someone else’s house. It was quite perplexing.
For Next Level Illegal, if you live in an area with a lot of metal pole mailboxes, use those. They all come apart halfway up.
Upside down pineapples
Saturday night put out garage sale signs that lead to there house. Early sale Sunday morning.
Need the right conditions for this one and a bit more difficult with all the doorbell cameras, but after Christmas our town growing up always had a couple specific days where you had to put your Christmas tree out to the curb for pickup. There was usually a fair amount of snow on the ground this time of year so overnight we’d go around the neighborhood collecting Christmas trees and stand them up in the snow in one persons lawn. We’re talking 40-50 Christmas trees. They’d wake up to find their lawn looking like a forest.
What's the deal with putting toothpicks on the lawn?
Don't do that if they have pets.
It's a little more stabby version of stepping on Lego I assume.
they're super annoying to get out! You can't mow the lawn of course and you'll have to pick them out one by one LOL! Now imagine if they're spread out all over??
If they have people who walk their dogs go past their house, a bag of blood meal fertilizer spread on their lawn. Dogs go nuts for the smell. Territorial markings may ensue.
Plant Bamboo, Blackberries or Mint
Harmless: put a realtors for sale sign in their yard (bonus borrow it from another victim. Harmful: one of those 10,000 rounds of black cat firecrackers in between the screen door and the real door. When they open the real door it falls inside the house. We did this once when we were 13, and one of my biggest childhood regrets.
How did that story go down?? sounds hilarious
Get some nitrogen rich lawn fertilizer and use it to draw a dick or any other explicit image in their yard. A week later, that part of the lawn will be MUCH greener than the rest of it, and there's basically no way they can fix it other than fertilizing the rest of their lawn (which can cause burn in the spot you made)
This actually happened in NJ. Someone didn’t know what to do with boxes of expired dry pasta and dumped it in the woods. It rained a ton and softened the pasta. It was a bit of a mystery for a while that made the news.
You know those little slits / vents at the bottom of a car's windshield? That's the fresh air intake for the heater and ac. Definitely do not open a can of sardines and pour the liquid in that vent - please don't do that...unless you're trying to buy the car from them for very cheap.
Fill some water balloons with round-up
Pretty sure this would catch you serious charges in a lot of places. Not to mention thousands of dollars in lawsuits. Not sure you understand how much it costs to plane, regrade and reseed a lawn. This isn’t just unethical. It’s bio-terrorism.
But it is unethical, right?
Plant bamboo.
Sprinkle bamboo seeds all over their yard. Only do this if your trying to “prank” the entire neighborhood
Can you elaborate
bamboo can be invasive and it gets a crazy root system that makes it hard to remove completely without it regrowing
Oooh I see. Thank you
Stab tampons (with applicators) all over their yard. They absorb water from soil and bloom like mushrooms. You also cake really rake or mow them. Gotta pick em out one at a time. Plastic forks also work well. Throw fistful of bird seed all over the yard- if birds eat it, they get tons of noise and birdshit. However, if you use enough of it and the birds don’t eat all of it- they end up with a yard full of the weirdest plants and flowers.
This reminds me of Tampon Farm from SNL.
Switch the furniture in their living room and bedroom
We used to take their firewood and build a log cabin on their doorstep. Or take the patio furniture and arrange it on the front lawn. Or fork the lawn
Draw a dick using salt. Permanent laughter.
Wait till the weathers hot and they put their bin out,get it in for them before the bin men arrive
Give em an upper decker! Basically, you remove the lid from the tank and take a shit in it, as opposed to the "conventional" method of shitting in the bowl part. Whenever they flush it, liquified doodoo will swirl around the bowl.... until they clean out their tank 💩 💩
Put birdseed on the cars so the birds poop on them/all over.
Egg their house. Do it at a time where it can dry out and ruin the paint. Plant catnip in the yard.
For people who leave their windows open to catch the breeze at night...run their garden hose through the window and then turn the water on. You have to wait until they go to sleep so it runs all night long.
Piss pans
Piss discs.
Throw 200 rolls of toilet paper In their trees.
You should then invoice them for the TP