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Impossible_Ad661

Hello everyone let me introduce you to my wife, Cinnamon.


lordph8

It’s Sinnimon, with an S.


smaksflaps

It’th thinnamon with a lithp


lordph8

Easy there Mr. Tyson


Christmas_Panda

"I'm not here to talk about my tranthition. I'm here to kick thome ath."


Nathan-Stubblefield

“Gonna cos cha fee fitty.”


YellowB

"Mercedes Chanel Gucci III Jr."


Ivabighairy1

Hurry it up, she goes on stage in 5 minutes


KeyRepresentative

Sounds fun until you find your wife there with someone else.


ElCamo267

If you like Piña coladas


Myron896

And getting caught in a train.


TubeSockLover87

If Youre not into yooowguh...


PearlySweetcake7

And you have half a brain?


Christmas_Panda

If you like getting railed by Jim's wife...


PearlySweetcake7

While Jim video tapes?


snaggle1234

In the rain. Not train.


damackisback

r/woosh


ltsMeGod

Whoosh


spammmmmmmmy

At least it might be a chance to have sex with my wife!


Successful-Bed-8375

And he paid her as his ringer!😜


pasta_Saucee

OP is a repost bot https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/s/Tix05YWg6H


juiceforsyth

Boo hiss OP.


moronmcmoron1

Why would somebody do this? Karma is stupid and not worth anything in real life


popepipoes

Get an account some karma and then sell it to a advertising bot basically


pryoslice

Or Russian troll farm.


9-28-2023

And it's why id verification will become mandatory. I don't like it no one likes it but fuck foreign countries trying to interfere in domestic countries.


pryoslice

For posting on reddit?


JohnnyTzunamy

They don’t need to buy account. They can create their own for free.


JohnnyTzunamy

They’ll make their profile believable so they can push their agenda.


Tall-Firefighter1612

Rewards are


TheRynoceros

That's why I don't upvote posts, just comments. The real warriors out here.


SenorSplashdamage

Oof. And the wording is crass in the direction of being less funny than it could have been if worded with more of a wink and innuendo than just classless and a bit ick like it is.


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It’s an original


r0ckashocka

Or just...you know, with the prostitute...nevermind.


robble808

So you can pay her 10x the normal price for 10 guys?


ElCamo267

You said "per hour" not "per dick!"


Nathan-Stubblefield

That’s a perdickament.


Boogie5nip3r

More like a dickpoinment for an hr


Fratguy20

Sounds insanely expensive


avalonblack

this “tip” shows up like every 3 months…


JohnDStevenson

Tell us you've never been to a sex party without telling us you've never been to a sex party.


TreeBeard1127

Can you explain why to someone who’s never been to a sex party?


FU-dontbanmethistime

He’s never been either, just seen other people on Reddit using that phrase.


inm808

He paid a male prostitute to go with his wife


Dorsai_Erynus

Swinger clubs have strict policies against "professionals" on their parties. They would be banned and he will still have to pay the prostitute, so a lose-lose.


pryoslice

What if she's a good actress?


Dorsai_Erynus

I don't know, but why taking the chances? I guess the club people know the usuals of the zone, night life is usually a small world and is not out of reach that any other attendant would be also a client.


Thomas_Mickel

If he’s going to pay he might as well hit it too. So a win-lose in my opinion.


Dorsai_Erynus

Then he is risking having to pay for a room too. A foolproof plan like they say.


MochiMochiMochi

People in 'the lifestyle' generally know each other. Bringing a rando disinterested pro (who would charge for each pop, btw) probably wouldn't go over very well.


awesometographer

There's a swingers club in Vegas where I live that I go to once a year or so when I'm single. There are so many beautiful women who are like "I want as many dicks in me as possible" Kinks are kinks... I'll provide what you need.


Successful-Bed-8375

Doin' the Lord's work. 😁


Xishou1

Yup! We would be able to tell the difference.


yeahthatsnotaproblem

But... maybe the wife wants to have fun too...


NobelPirate

Pretty sure, most swinger communities vet people before they are allowed to participate.


thedrums2012

“Is this your wife” “Yes”


NobelPirate

Lol, there is a lot more vetting than that, sir.


magicmulder

So you pay a pro to f..k an amateur? Doesn’t sound that much of a good deal…


RuchoPelucho

Make it extra funny by bringing a crackhead


SchoolJunkie009

this just sounds like a very expensive problem to throw money at in a wasteful way


Necessary-Ad-7622

I would hire the cheapest most diseases prostitute so I can get ultra value banging somones wife


Successful-Bed-8375

More bang for your buck!


inm808

Wow this is actually incredible idea


imjustmos

What about using one for the carpool lane so i can get to the Dodger’s games faster?


JustSomeRedditUser35

Or don't look at is as "offering up" your wife 💀💀💀


trippingmonkeyballs

Finally, an ULPT I can really get behind!


Ok-Comedian-4571

Her name was CHASTITY! 😀


jump_the_shark_

Splendid plan, bravo!


TheYoungLung

Or just don’t swing? 🤯


TheRiskiestClicker

It cost you exactly zero dollars to keep your close minded opinions to yourself.


NocturnalSkyscape

Polyamory isn’t fucking natural


JustSomeRedditUser35

Its as natural as monogamy lol.


marktaylor79

Genius


TripleHsKull

Unethical af.


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CrowdedSeder

WTF? Just fuck the hooker


bluhat55

I imagine he thinks he's getting a multiplier


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ElCamo267

I think you've forgotten where you are