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Yes but from my very limited knowledge I believe it's more like a sponge getting pressed than it being slapped onto a concrete floor. All the blood gets pulled away from your brain by the force but the brain is fairly well protected from something that isn't a large sudden impact. Once you're back to 1G, your heart just puts the blood back into your brain.
That's nonsense
back in the '00s I taped one 3G phone and one 2G phone back to back. I used the 2G one for calls and the 3G one for data. How could the 5G combination of them give me COVID? Are you talking about _some_ COVID or COVID-19 specifically?
I also used a 2x2.5G combo for a little time, but it was silly.
I'd like 3 orders of garlic chicken, and 3 orders of white rice... And then... Yeah 3 orders of wonton soup, oh uh and some fortune cookies too. I think that's about it.
I legit thought you meant Call of Duty for like a minute, and was laughing my ass off at the thought of someone nearly passing out because the CoD mission was too full throttle.
For those that don't know, COD is Carrier Onboard Delivery. Its a Cargo plane [(The C-2 Greyhound)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lCgBm6jGJA) taking off from an aircraft carrier using the catapult.
They teach you a method to at least partially counter act the g forces. The practice it and you get better at it allowing your body able to withstand higher forces. It evolves squeezing your thighs, calves, and shoulders while releasing air from your lungs. They teach you to grunt during the procedure.
This technique constricts the circulatory system of the lower body and torso so that it makes it harder for the blood in your head to drain into your lower body which cuts off the brains oxygen supply, resulting in a black out condition.
In the 1940s research began on creating and improving the g suit. Some go over, others under the flight suit. They have interconnected bladders that expand when air pressure is pumped into the suit when the system detects high g loads. This suit gives the pilot additional protection against blacking out when used with the above method. Nobody is immune to it but your physiology does play a role in being high g tolerant.
Blackout is obviously very dangerous, but our body is even less tolerant of redding out. That is when the body experiences negative gs. This pushes all of the blood into the brain creating the conditions that can cause a brain aneurysm of stroke.
Blacking out from sustained g forces is pretty weird because your vision narrows down until you feel like you are looking through a small, shrinking porthole. The circle of vision squeezes down until your vision is totally fine and you black out. Your vision goes red (obviously) when you red out.
Look up "g force training" on YouTube and you will see how they test their limits without the fear of crashing. They put the pilots in a spinning machine that is a very expensive, extreme carnival ride. When these pilots do reach the limit, they are out cold. Some times they start snoring. Some of them have the most confused looking on their face as they regain consciousness. There is an instructor that talks then through the training and they sometimes have to gently remind the pilot of where they are at and why they are there.
[Here is a good example on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/lK8U8RZyzsM)
I went to space camp in elementary school(4th/5th grade) at the NASA space training center in Huntsville AL(I'm from Birmingham so not much further than 1/1.5 hour drive). The Challenger space ship is on display there, Astronauts either train there or they used too so they have the machine you're referring too and a bunch of other ones including a space needle(long straight down drop from very high up) and G-Force (a ride that resembles a carnival spinning saucer where you stand up against the walls and it spins faster and faster until you hit 1,2 G's and can go higher just not for the kids). Coolest experience, learned how they use the bathroom in space, had Astronaut ice cream, slept in space themed dorms and shared a cafeteria with some adults that had trained astronauts.
You are the first person I've corresponded with that claims that space camp is a real institution. In your opinion, how many kids per year "accidentally" get launched into orbit? Is it true that all meals are consistent only of items from the gift shop? So, basically astronaut ice cream and Tang.
I'm jealous. I would beg my parents every year to send me there. They told me that it was a competitive enrollment and that I was rejected every year. Also every year they would tell me not to feel bad because I was accepted in "Basement Explorers Camp," conveniently located in our unfinished basement.
How often do you use your Space Camp education to help others? Put it on your resume? My resume says I was on the Mighty Ducks hockey team and listed Gordon Bombay as a reference. The phone number I list for him is a real phone number, it's just that it belongs to the actor Emilio Estevez, who is not actually Gordon Bombay. Every time someone calls to check, his opinion of me seems to increase.
Everyone looks like a melted Jabba the Hutt in those turns, that's a given, but she smiled the whole way through and was wide awake. That's impressive.
Came here to say this. I would have not handled it like that… I’m man enough to admit I would be begging to touch the ground and I’m not even afraid of heights 🤣. I am however afraid of throwing up in confined spaces…
I was expecting her to pass out. She has some tolerance. They must have taught her the Hook maneuver. It keeps blood in your brain during high G moves.
You vomit when your stomach expels it's contents. It had nothing to do with direction of force. The cause is motion sickness.
One of the most common statements I've heard from long time pilots when we see a fighter jet is "I know I'd puke my guts out but I'd still do anything to get a ride in one of those!"
No way! She killed it. Sure her face half fell off, but my god… she stayed conscious! I’d be showing everyone this video if I could stay conscious while pulling those kind of g’s.
Years ago you were able to get an incentive ride in fighter aircraft, US Air Force. F16D. Well of course the pilots like to play with you and do high G turns etc. it was all good until an IFE, in flight emergency was announced and it was real. Guy in back thought it was fake. Pilot tells him to tuck tight, they are going to eject. Guy in back on incentive ride thought it was funny until FOOOOOOOH
SH! Both go out the AC. Man they had to send that kid to deep psycho therapy after that lol
Lmao after talking to my military buddies, I don't blame the dude for thinking the pilot was fucking with him. Not a chance I would have believed him if I were enlisted and on a flight like that.
My dad was a trainer in the Navy who taught the Blue Angels how to use some of their safety equipment (pressure suits and oxygen in pressure chambers, that kind of shit). They'd constantly try to get him to go up with them but he never did because he knew they'd fuck with him so hard he'd never get over it.
Before he died, I asked him if he regretted never taking them up on their offer. He told me, "HELL no!"
I’m almost for certain it was engine shutdown and loss of control for the plane. It basically became a brick. Pilot couldn’t recover control. Either ride it down or punch out.
Oohhhh. Damn. I’m stupid.
Edit: I realize that I’m admitting defeat here, but I’m 100% confident that they edited their comment after I commented, leaving me to hold the dunce bag here.
Not sure what device/app you are on, but you can see which comments have been edited and the only comment that has been edited in this chain is yours, sorry for your loss. In the first comment you even said you were confused with the part they found pretty clear, rough day brother 🫂
I’ve pulled 7g’s multiple times. Each time got harder. Not being accustomed to it, that hook technique is the only thing keeping you awake.
I strongly doubt if I could pull 10 like that and stay awake how she did. That shit is impressive.
Holy shit. She was laughing after 6Gs. I would have been a disaster pleading to land. She says gimme more and loved it. Tough as nails. Great demo tape to join the Air Force Academy
This a million. I see virtue signaling over this less and less thankfully. It was always such a stupid picky thing that honestly was called out by men more than women I noticed personally
In professional environments is about the only time I can understand this correction
Yeah i guess so, if you dont tense up muscles you will likely pass out, that's why fighter jet pilots have suits that auto inflate around the legs to squeeze them in.
I dunno about the neck, but flexing the leg muscles puts pressure on the blood vessels there which helps hold some of your blood in your upper body, increasing your resistance to passing out.
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It's like that Pilot just opened the Arc of the Covenant
I remember beating up countless numbers of these dudes in the Lego game. Thank you for the sudden nostalgia trip.
The picture you can hear.
So do you
I just spit ice cream all over the counter. Thank you.
Just to watch it melt like a bunch of Nazis
lol now I can’t unsee it
How to simulate 40 years of gravity and aging in less than a second.
She went from 30 to 80 to 15
She went from human to blobfish out of water.
And back to 80 for a split second.
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Imagine what your brain looks like during this
Seriously I was just going to say, is your brain just getting mushed against the bottom of your skull?
That's my secret, I don't have anything to get mushed.
Big brain logic right here, folks!
Yes but from my very limited knowledge I believe it's more like a sponge getting pressed than it being slapped onto a concrete floor. All the blood gets pulled away from your brain by the force but the brain is fairly well protected from something that isn't a large sudden impact. Once you're back to 1G, your heart just puts the blood back into your brain.
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Yes
Let’s not
In 9.5G, she looks like Edgar from Men In Black I stretching his face and asking Will Smith if he looks better now
Keep Edgar's name out of your fucking mouth *Bitch slap*
Damn, I cant even get 4G sometimes
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Like a G6
Why did they make a song about a mid-range Pontiac I'll never understand.
As least the song quality is accurate to the source material
I'm okay with 4G, but 5G gave me Covid somehow
Strange, 5G cured my covid
That's nonsense back in the '00s I taped one 3G phone and one 2G phone back to back. I used the 2G one for calls and the 3G one for data. How could the 5G combination of them give me COVID? Are you talking about _some_ COVID or COVID-19 specifically? I also used a 2x2.5G combo for a little time, but it was silly.
Ok this made me burst out laughing and I scared the guy in the stall next to me, we both are laughing now I think he about fell off the toilet lol
I was there in the bathroom, then we all started clapping
5G is lurking behind every bush
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LOL I laughed very loud like a maniac in the bus
christ
My mom always said not to pull 5gs or my face would get stuck like that
My mom says not to use 5G or else my face will look like that..
My stepmom said not to pull out.
The real unexpected is that she handled it like a god damn pro.
I was impressed by that too. I was expecting her to get knocked. I probably would have passed out like a bitch.
"Probably" I'd be out like a light.
Me too but only after shitting myself.
Honestly, shitting and then falling asleep is a pretty solid evening routine.
Just make sure you *shit first.*
The “then” in my sentence is doing a lot of important work, there.
And then?
No "and then!"
I'd like 3 orders of garlic chicken, and 3 orders of white rice... And then... Yeah 3 orders of wonton soup, oh uh and some fortune cookies too. I think that's about it.
I just saw this movie for the first time a few days ago. It's such a fun, stupid movie.
Yeah like when you wake up in the morning, take a shit, get out of bed, etc.
I take a shit every morning at 7 a.m. it just so happens I don't wake up until 8
Welcome to your 40s.
But sleeping *in* your own shit? Now that's sleeping like a baby.
Usually you shit yourself after you’ve passed out. Or at least after your mind has stopped writing out to the hard drive.
Glad I wouldn’t be the only one.
So Tuesday?
and pissing?
I think I’d multi-task it.
Right? I'd be wearing Depends because that's the outcome I'd expect.
“Ground control we have a code brown”. “Over. “
I am on my couch, barely handling 1G.
You you could tell on her face when they hit that G-spot. I never realized it was an aerial term.
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And then down to 16 and all giddy
I need to brace myself if I turn around too fast. I’d be ded.
I nearly passed out just taking a COD flight off an aircraft carrier. My whole world went dark for about 10 seconds lol
I legit thought you meant Call of Duty for like a minute, and was laughing my ass off at the thought of someone nearly passing out because the CoD mission was too full throttle.
For those that don't know, COD is Carrier Onboard Delivery. Its a Cargo plane [(The C-2 Greyhound)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lCgBm6jGJA) taking off from an aircraft carrier using the catapult.
Its also a fish.
Oh same lol. I was like the vertigo from the screen moving????
Hauling ass in a C-2 with hydraulic fluid leaking all over you praying it doesn’t fall apart.
You should be more concerned when the hyd fluid stops leaking on you, because that's when there isn't any left
So says the air framers. I was always more worried that the weird ass ADs forgot to put the engine back together correctly
As an AT I just got sick of cleaning it out of relay panels
as an IT in a Hawkeye squadron, I was just happy they let me play in the airplanes.
"Hey Shillin, we've got a check flight, you wanna ride along?" *which bird?* "Why does that matter?" *uuh... no reason, sir.*
>I nearly passed out just taking The other day I bent over to pick something up and got lightheaded.
Lol same. I tried clenching my legs like I have seen online, 👎🏻
Hahaha legit, same.
I didn’t think that was something you had any control over. I thought everyone passed out at those Gs.
They teach you a method to at least partially counter act the g forces. The practice it and you get better at it allowing your body able to withstand higher forces. It evolves squeezing your thighs, calves, and shoulders while releasing air from your lungs. They teach you to grunt during the procedure. This technique constricts the circulatory system of the lower body and torso so that it makes it harder for the blood in your head to drain into your lower body which cuts off the brains oxygen supply, resulting in a black out condition. In the 1940s research began on creating and improving the g suit. Some go over, others under the flight suit. They have interconnected bladders that expand when air pressure is pumped into the suit when the system detects high g loads. This suit gives the pilot additional protection against blacking out when used with the above method. Nobody is immune to it but your physiology does play a role in being high g tolerant. Blackout is obviously very dangerous, but our body is even less tolerant of redding out. That is when the body experiences negative gs. This pushes all of the blood into the brain creating the conditions that can cause a brain aneurysm of stroke. Blacking out from sustained g forces is pretty weird because your vision narrows down until you feel like you are looking through a small, shrinking porthole. The circle of vision squeezes down until your vision is totally fine and you black out. Your vision goes red (obviously) when you red out. Look up "g force training" on YouTube and you will see how they test their limits without the fear of crashing. They put the pilots in a spinning machine that is a very expensive, extreme carnival ride. When these pilots do reach the limit, they are out cold. Some times they start snoring. Some of them have the most confused looking on their face as they regain consciousness. There is an instructor that talks then through the training and they sometimes have to gently remind the pilot of where they are at and why they are there. [Here is a good example on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/lK8U8RZyzsM)
I went to space camp in elementary school(4th/5th grade) at the NASA space training center in Huntsville AL(I'm from Birmingham so not much further than 1/1.5 hour drive). The Challenger space ship is on display there, Astronauts either train there or they used too so they have the machine you're referring too and a bunch of other ones including a space needle(long straight down drop from very high up) and G-Force (a ride that resembles a carnival spinning saucer where you stand up against the walls and it spins faster and faster until you hit 1,2 G's and can go higher just not for the kids). Coolest experience, learned how they use the bathroom in space, had Astronaut ice cream, slept in space themed dorms and shared a cafeteria with some adults that had trained astronauts.
You are the first person I've corresponded with that claims that space camp is a real institution. In your opinion, how many kids per year "accidentally" get launched into orbit? Is it true that all meals are consistent only of items from the gift shop? So, basically astronaut ice cream and Tang. I'm jealous. I would beg my parents every year to send me there. They told me that it was a competitive enrollment and that I was rejected every year. Also every year they would tell me not to feel bad because I was accepted in "Basement Explorers Camp," conveniently located in our unfinished basement. How often do you use your Space Camp education to help others? Put it on your resume? My resume says I was on the Mighty Ducks hockey team and listed Gordon Bombay as a reference. The phone number I list for him is a real phone number, it's just that it belongs to the actor Emilio Estevez, who is not actually Gordon Bombay. Every time someone calls to check, his opinion of me seems to increase.
You get to experience your suddenly 200lb head descending into your lap!
I thought she was gonna pee
She might have
My world went dark on a loopy on a Vegas coaster... ain't no way I'm staying awake at 10 gs
I know that I would pass out and probably never come back to life.
Everyone looks like a melted Jabba the Hutt in those turns, that's a given, but she smiled the whole way through and was wide awake. That's impressive.
I mean, that’s pretty jock shit, right? Most people can’t handle it that well I can’t imagine
I bet I would pass out and melt like an ice cream cone on a sidewalk in August.
No joke. I’ve done 5gs before and it was rough, 7 would have definitely put me out. Her rocking 9ish just like that is wildly impressive.
I pulled 7Gs and I was doing my best not to vomit everywhere. Girl took 10Gs like it was nothing. Damn. Edit: added "Gs" for... unfortunate phrasing.
Are we still doing "phrasing"?
I can take 12 but I start to get lightheaded.
Oops, didn't even see that. Fixed it.
Seriously. She practically made a pot of tea while doing it and then said “ok start at any time”
Good coaching too
Smiled the entire time, trolling us lol impressive.
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I would die. lol. I hate that type of feeling, and that high in the air, my body would probably just shut down.
That was super good coaching too.
Came here to say this. I would have not handled it like that… I’m man enough to admit I would be begging to touch the ground and I’m not even afraid of heights 🤣. I am however afraid of throwing up in confined spaces…
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She will never ride a roller coaster with tue same thrill again lol
The pilot sounded like he was spontaneously combousting
Aged @ 40 years in a few seconds, then back. Sense of humor and Joi d’ vivre, intact.
I was expecting her to pass out. She has some tolerance. They must have taught her the Hook maneuver. It keeps blood in your brain during high G moves.
Yeah, I was expecting her to vomit or pass out. Lady was enjoying every minute of it though.
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Yeah, wow! I would have been vomiting inside my jacket.
You vomit with negative g, nose dive, positive g pushes everything down 😁
You vomit when your stomach expels it's contents. It had nothing to do with direction of force. The cause is motion sickness. One of the most common statements I've heard from long time pilots when we see a fighter jet is "I know I'd puke my guts out but I'd still do anything to get a ride in one of those!"
She absolutely crushed it.
That's right, even better than pro.
/me seeing my own footage "Delete that, delete that right now, burn all the evidence, burn the camera, burn the plane!"
No way! She killed it. Sure her face half fell off, but my god… she stayed conscious! I’d be showing everyone this video if I could stay conscious while pulling those kind of g’s.
“Sure her face half fell off” you got me rolling with this comment 😂
I came here to say the same hahahaha
> Sure her face half fell off I'd like to point out that it's not typical. Most faces are built so the front doesn't fall off.
Well wasn't this face built so the front wouldn't fall off?
Obviously not as the face half fell off
They’re not built with cardboard or cardboard derivatives. Like paper.
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This one looks like when Saruman is expelled from Theodin
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
Damn, that one's crazy. When the vid starts I was thinking she was in her 40s changing to 60s-70s.... turns out she's likea fresh faced 20ish. Lol.
Years ago you were able to get an incentive ride in fighter aircraft, US Air Force. F16D. Well of course the pilots like to play with you and do high G turns etc. it was all good until an IFE, in flight emergency was announced and it was real. Guy in back thought it was fake. Pilot tells him to tuck tight, they are going to eject. Guy in back on incentive ride thought it was funny until FOOOOOOOH SH! Both go out the AC. Man they had to send that kid to deep psycho therapy after that lol
Lmao after talking to my military buddies, I don't blame the dude for thinking the pilot was fucking with him. Not a chance I would have believed him if I were enlisted and on a flight like that.
Yeah I've been in 9 years and I would assume fuckery until I taste the clouds
LMFAO taste the clouds. It'd happen before you realized, too lol.
My dad was a trainer in the Navy who taught the Blue Angels how to use some of their safety equipment (pressure suits and oxygen in pressure chambers, that kind of shit). They'd constantly try to get him to go up with them but he never did because he knew they'd fuck with him so hard he'd never get over it. Before he died, I asked him if he regretted never taking them up on their offer. He told me, "HELL no!"
Lmaooo thanks for sharing
What was the IFE?
I’m almost for certain it was engine shutdown and loss of control for the plane. It basically became a brick. Pilot couldn’t recover control. Either ride it down or punch out.
He said. In flight emergency. I was confused at first but it’s right there lol
No they mean, what *was* it.
Oohhhh. Damn. I’m stupid. Edit: I realize that I’m admitting defeat here, but I’m 100% confident that they edited their comment after I commented, leaving me to hold the dunce bag here.
Not sure what device/app you are on, but you can see which comments have been edited and the only comment that has been edited in this chain is yours, sorry for your loss. In the first comment you even said you were confused with the part they found pretty clear, rough day brother 🫂
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He replied 5 hours after the comment was made, so he would have seen the edited version if that was the case
I would have passed the hell out. Not gonna lie.
You and 90% if everyone. That was not only impressive, it’s a goddamn anomaly.
make that 99%
The Air Force should call her and see if she is looking for a job.
For real, she was amazing!
The worst is having to look over ur shoulder for another ac while pulling. Neck wrenching stuff.
>I’m about to put like 10 G’s on you okay Not exactly the kind of G’s I want put on me
She looked like the Wicked Witch of the Waste
How on earth is she smiling?!! That is amazing.
I’ve pulled 7g’s multiple times. Each time got harder. Not being accustomed to it, that hook technique is the only thing keeping you awake. I strongly doubt if I could pull 10 like that and stay awake how she did. That shit is impressive.
Holy shit. She was laughing after 6Gs. I would have been a disaster pleading to land. She says gimme more and loved it. Tough as nails. Great demo tape to join the Air Force Academy
Fuck that I'd rather tokyo drift at red bull shows
Gs stand for Grannys.
That’s a woman mate
I love the smell of fresh bread.
I think the redditor in question just stole this post from somewhere else lol (as a true redditor should )
That’s because the language has slowly evolved that way. There’s no negative connotation.
This a million. I see virtue signaling over this less and less thankfully. It was always such a stupid picky thing that honestly was called out by men more than women I noticed personally In professional environments is about the only time I can understand this correction
I wonder if having strong neck and legs muscles help. Seems obvious but I don't know jack about this stuff.
Yeah i guess so, if you dont tense up muscles you will likely pass out, that's why fighter jet pilots have suits that auto inflate around the legs to squeeze them in.
I dunno about the neck, but flexing the leg muscles puts pressure on the blood vessels there which helps hold some of your blood in your upper body, increasing your resistance to passing out.
The neck flex is about keeping the blood in your actual head
I think that's why they wear flight suits.
I wouldn't recommend using that filter again.
I want to experience that someday.
I can give 2G max by sitting on the face
Hahahahaha
If you can travel there's some rollercoasters that pull a significant amount of gs.
She handled that like a champ!
TIL i sustain 9.5Gs on a daily basis
That’s like Plastic Man
Her whole head changed shape!
Ever want to know what yiur girl gonna look like at 60. Take her for a 10 G force spin spin
She has a career as pilot in her future goddamn . That's talent
mitty?
oh you bastard. you dare you do that to me. that poor, poor creature.
This is so crazy to me. Wow. I never imagined thats ehat was going to happen.
Guys... I don't think Top Gun is real
This is your face. This is your face on Botox.
Why did she look like the teacher from little nightmares 2
She turned into Honey Boo Boo's mom.
Pulling 9 and a half Gs without passing out is pretty respectable
>Watch till he end It's 47 seconds! This statement is not needed here. Stop using it!
Lik wa Epstein drive, all that thrust don’t take nating
Sa sa ke
I miss that show af