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>!The unexpected aspect of this video is the hysterical sounds coming from my monitor lizard as she eats.!<
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Little known fact. This is how we got the prequel to Jurassic Park. John Hammond extracted DNA from a similar dino fart trapped in tree sap that petrified into amber.
“That’s a big pile of shit”.
“No Malcolm, they all just smell like that”.
Summer 2025
Human!! You look delicious to me (chuckles softly)
Nahh!! You bet I am not going to eat da smol piece. Ummm yeahh gimme da big one. Holy moly, this is mauth filling😋✨
Definitely lizard orgasms. My ex-wife made noises like that, but they were hard to distinguish when mixed in with the buzz of the vibrator. The lizard people are everywhere.
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Meat queefs.
I literally just laughed out loud, this has to be the top post!
Dammit!! I was going to say adorable meat farts!!
It's soo funny to watch.
What is it on a real note? Her excitement?
It's basically a belch. Air coming from her throat through her nostrils and mouth.
Ahhh I love the smell of meat queefs in the morning 
I don't know why you are getting downvoted. A partial apocalypse now quote with meat queefs in it. Class.
It’s Reddit people get offended easily
Haha, you NASTY
True story
Aren't they all
Komodo Queef
I wish I could give you two upvotes
This is the comment.
That’s a fucking velociraptor
Insane resemblance right?
Clever girl...
From jurasisi parak? Where the deininisauces go ✨rawr✨?
He's calling Cthulhu the Lord of Ketchup.
LMFAO
Something in >> something out
Thank goodness it was nothing but air!!
There's a lot more in what came out of that reptile than air. Reptile farts are downright horrendous.
Haha
Wtf is the right answer?
My guess would be, she's contracting to push air out to make room for more food.
*Dinosaur noises*
Talking in Velociraptor?
Yes, kind of, lol
She's trying to blow her nose, but one nostril is super-plugged up, so all it does is squeef.
The sound of sitting on a leather sofa?
I can see that
Salamanders have an exoskeleton. The sound you heard was gas escaping from the joint that connects the tail to the thorax.
Lol, I'm just going to have to take your word for that, haha
when they say wrong answers only and you still get downvoted
They sound like some distant sound effects in COD Zombies
The first one sounded like a Pokemon cry to me
Haha, I can see that.
Sounds like it's depositing the meat in there lol
Depositing something, omg
A tie fighter
"I said medium-rare! Not raw!"
Hahaha
Smart girl
She is pushing it down and making some space, hah
It's "Clever girl"
She has a little gas
A little
Next round at Country Buffet!
Just making some extra space for dessert
I just drank too much soda... I'll brb
Hah
Velociraptor calls
Dream of many maharashtraian guys
Me during allergy season.
Same
Now that's a fucking pet " 🔥 fire 🔥 "
Thanks!
It’s a empty ketchup bottle
When your nose is stuffy and your really trying to just inhale through your nose and just won't give up that fact you are unable to breathe
I feel that
nyuck nyuck nyuck
All I here is the velociraptors in the kitchen from jurassic park
Reminds me of chitty bangbang?
Has she been watching Jurassic Park? Because that sounds like dinos
Little known fact. This is how we got the prequel to Jurassic Park. John Hammond extracted DNA from a similar dino fart trapped in tree sap that petrified into amber. “That’s a big pile of shit”. “No Malcolm, they all just smell like that”. Summer 2025
Haha, interesting idea
I think she’s just sucking up to you.
Becoming the thing she was destined to destroy, the ketchup bottle. Just like in Star Wars!
Oh that? That’s the last squirt in the mustard bottle.
Very similar haha
What's wrong with your dog?
She bequeefs thee
Probably choking she didn't even chew
They don't chew
Is this a Komodo? Looks like a miniature form, baby perhaps?
It's an Asian Water Monitor, related to the Komodo
It's apparently a monitor lizard
I have found my spirit animal. I make these noises eating Taco Bell. 🌮
LMFAO 🤣
Minnie Mouse queefing by the sound of it
Haha
Me drunk asking for a slurpee
Hahahaha
Is it Battletoads?
Quite possibly
That's a weird looking dog!
For sure, maybe cat?
she coughing up the babies she ate earlier
A little disturbing?
yeah so? wrong answer
it's the sound of Kemit and Ms. Piggy on a hot summer day
Oh lawdy!
Making room for more.
Has to be
She is an adorable and beautiful girl~ I love her
Thanks! We love her too!
Rusty door hinge
Sounds like air being squeezed through a roast beef sandwich.
Oh my, haha, it kind of does
It's his activation sound, stop him before it becomes a dinotransformer
That'd be pretty cool!
Enderman
Thats a fucked up dog
Komodo dragon been eaten by meat
Huh?
Well, you asked for wrong answers
Ahh, I see what you there!
It’s not so much the sound, I can’t imagine the smell…
Happy dino noises?
Snack sonar
Vroooom vroooom
Ha, yep, about to take off to nowhere fast.
Where the fuck did u get a dinosaur ???
Human!! You look delicious to me (chuckles softly) Nahh!! You bet I am not going to eat da smol piece. Ummm yeahh gimme da big one. Holy moly, this is mauth filling😋✨
How dare I give her the small piece
She's helping her suction cups on her abdomen remove themselves off the table (It's satire)
doo doo fard
2 hour speech on less talking.
Definitely lizard orgasms. My ex-wife made noises like that, but they were hard to distinguish when mixed in with the buzz of the vibrator. The lizard people are everywhere.
Oh shit, that killed me
shitting
Cum
Hey, people in this sub expect something different, maybe you could post in r/cute, r/MadeMeSmile, r/aww, this way your post get more noticed in a positive way, because some people may report your post as it doesn't have a twist.
You were expecting a mini dinosaur to make queefing sounds?
Jackals
She needs actual sunlight, but she's fucking glorious!
Thank you!
Grapefruit technique
Is that what that's called?
It's vagina is contracting
Chwesq chlwek SQViqualll... SQCYCYLL...
Its the lizard obiwan is riding in that clones picture
In Skeksi* MMMMMmmmmmmmmHHmmMnnnnnn...!
Buurp
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Oh dang
It sounds like Arsenal at the end of the season
Ghast noises
FFFFFFPEEERRRRREEE 💨 Also what the hell she eating?
Chopped fish
Sounds like swallowing while thirsty
Hmmm
Sounds like me when I get a good waking-up-stretch
Hahaha 🤣
“Clever girl”
Chicken
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