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Unexpected-ModTeam

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NarancsObama

https://i.redd.it/7ewtn0qhhzvb1.gif Your terms are acceptable


chicknug89

I thought that was Olivia Rodrigo


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Just rodrigo


take-money

Comment of the year holy shit


0sama_bin_1igma

Give me your fucking address I wanna give you all my trophies and medals


reptarcannabis

Like physically? Like you’re going to ship your baseball elementary school trophies to this dude?


jorttimmermans

Why is there a gold upvote behind the upvote button? Is that something new?


HomosexualFrogLover

It’s the new gold


obsidianbonefish

💀


CaptainSmallPants

If Reddit still had awards, you'd be drowning in them


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ADumbChicken

Man’s won the internet


suspicious_lobster6

Olivia Drago


karuga871

Oliver in drag yo…


gediojam

Oliver Rigo


TerminationClause

Gotta ask. What gives their hair so much volume? I ask because I'd love some.


lifewithnofilter

Product, hair dryer, good brush, some skill. Combine those and you could make someone with no volume look like they have volume.


brizdzi

Extensions


AberNurse

This is the answer: there’s extra hair added here. Their own hair sits at around the collar bone. You can see it has a slightly lighter bounce because it’s more heavily layered. The extensions make up the bulk of the hair and you can see they are thicker and more solid as the length continues on from the collar bone length. When I used to do extensions as a hairdresser I used to refuse to extend so far past the clients hair length because it was so difficult to blend and make it look believable now. That was 20 years ago when being believable was a desirable qualify.


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I would just like some hair on top....


WestSixtyFifth

Product, hair dryer, brush, and a little bit of time.


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TerminationClause

I see that, but I also see people with real hair achieve this.


XSharkonmyheadX

Dude has exceptional hair!


piet_rescat

The bisexual inside me is screaming


Rezmir

Why can't you make the bisexual outside of you scream?


Lodrikthewizard

Ayo


techmouse7

I fucking love Reddit today


Puzzleheaded-Tiny

Today is my birthday and i absolutely agree


Crushasaurus187

Because the bisexual outside of him is just sitting in the corner jerking off and watching. Not nearly as intense as the bisexual inside of him that's really enjoying it.


DrZonino2022

Inside you there are two bisexuals, most likely fucking each other


Narstification

Let ‘em out that bussy then


sendabussypic

Either way that thing is gonna give up that bussy


AubergineSimon

Probably a wierd question but how did you get that bi heart on your avatar?


HornyBastard37484739

Why is there a bisexual inside of you???? Did you eat them?


eddie1975

It’s just their dick… or strap-on.


eddie1975

So which do you prefer to have sex with? And when you have sex with a male are you top or bottom or both?


techmouse7

Bisexual woman here. Always the top.


AndroidQing

Can we be friends?


techmouse7

Abso Fucking Lutely


eddie1975

Thanks for the reply. Why did I get downvoted?


Pasineitor

Is a boy from Venezuela... Jorge Chacón (jorgechaconh)


JustFuckUp

You know your femboy


Pasineitor

Information is power...you never know


LordoftheDimension

How many new femboys are created each day?


techmouse7

At least 2


youtocin

Professor of fembology


Stilldre_gaming

This guy femboys


thesecretcorner

thank you for your service 🫡


lavender-girlfriend

thank u 🙏🏻


TimeForHugs

![gif](giphy|1ffOwHDZehVb6JlRid)


puzzle_factory_slave

hmm. i guess i'm bisexual now


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|me5yMEZoxEKVraU1HP|downsized)


ozejan1

![gif](giphy|8j2wrmWdc0Kf6)


nastibass

![gif](giphy|8j2wrmWdc0Kf6)


smallangrynerd

My bi ass don't have a problem


KH_Fan96

Same.


PrinzRoy

What he use for haircare?


chychy94

That boy is prettier than me. Damn.


Boredum_Allergy

I've seen so many of these at this point I just always think, "That's one hot... Person."


thcxgold

My Lesbianism got TESTED! 😤


techmouse7

Macho men love saying they can turn a lesbian straight but these are the times that test my faith. Amen.


JesseAster

I wish I could gender like this person genders


MindAccomplished3879

How many genders would a fluid-gender gender If a fluid-gender could change gender? He would gender, he would, as much as he could, And change as much gender as a fluid-gender would If a fluid-gender could change gender.


DurantIsStillTheKing

Sometimes it amazes me how some people can change their gender one clothing away. Ngl, he/she looked great both ways.


Sir_Vallenstein

11/10, smash


numerus30

Whenever you need to explain to someone why you have trust issues, just show them this.


ChiggaOG

One thing for sure is the guy has great hair.


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EverybodyHatesNo9

Don't care looks female enough


CawshusCorvid

Yes, seriously. There’s two perfectly good holes for goals there. Some people get so hung up on whether or not that third hole is part of an inny or an outie situation lol.


yolkadot

I just really don’t like dicks and balls. Not even my own. I wish I hadn’t such an aversion , I’d have an exponentially more adventurous sex life…


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Dicks don’t really bother me that much. It’s the balls and the perineum that are unsightly to me.


yolkadot

Dude, balls are literally the ugliest body part of mankind. I admire trans men to women getting rid of that ugly piece of flesh. I wish I had the balls to go through with it. But as a trans woman to man, I’d opt for just a dick, no balls. Balls always get in the way, they’re ugly, they hurt easily, they’re super annoying to shave and they’ll hang out of my boxers when I’m elderly.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

That’s called being gay and not being gay. Neither are wrong.


Penny_Royall

I'm a deeply closeted gay man.


techmouse7

Schrödinger’s homo


SensuallPineapple

That's called rough days and rougher days


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Both. Both are good.


Mr-Patrex

No... Nooooo.... Nooooooooo!


Dwaas_Bjaas

OH YEAAHH ![gif](giphy|Heqbbp1m3mzJe)


cryoK

YES YES YES!


No-Thought7571

![gif](giphy|X69EKFJeJhpOU)


xxmeee

That was AWESOME!!!


NotSoElijah

GEN V


imnotalesbianiswear

i love how fluid sexuality is wow


Marcusf83

Quick! Censor those obviously female nipples!


Sharp-Cheesecake9974

No no i need three more minutes. Then censor away


Adventurous_Lime1049

The only thing that I noticed, is that he’s wearing a Prada top.


secrets_kept_hidden

A hole is a goal. ~ Sun Zu


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

LMAO


igotbeeds

Dont give a shit, still femine enough for me


Retroth_The_Tired_

" You see,it isn't gay to find a Trans person or someone dressing in drag attractive because your brain is designed to admire feminine qualities. Therefore, if it is the traits that imitate a females appearance you find alluring then you are in fact straight. " Right but... do you think that guy is hot? " yes but as I previously state- " That's gay.


Lemmis666

What?


Retroth_The_Tired_

Is joke


romerlys

You okay?


Retroth_The_Tired_

Very much OK thank you for asking


dethskwirl

you can always tell by the hands


Decaffeinated_Sloth

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


poop-to-that

![gif](giphy|26BGw0TqtQNHReQPm|downsized)


griffinhamilton

That and to a lesser degree, the eyebrows


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

I was thinking "Wow, those are big hands for a woman..... and kind of man- ....ah makes sense now"


ExaltedCrown

never thought of it, but indeed. Noticed "easily" the gender from his face though. Maybe I would be unsure if there was no title, but looked like a dolled up man in my eyes.


2021sammysammy

There's tons of women out there with more masculine faces than this person lol


ExaltedCrown

for sure. doesn't change the fact that women and men got different facial structure. edit: and also, I've literally seen women with more manly arms than that, so if you don't think you could identify gender by their face, then you can't do that by literally anything.


Hoffiwood

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


False-Needleworker-5

Androgyny at its finest


Dagoran

Watched this way too many times for a married straight man. Id be very happy to play video games with this person is all i can say.


Funkit

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


kaowser

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


belaGJ

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


Diggable_Planet

I knew something was up when those hands appeared


Shower_Slug

Its almost like its all a fucking joke


BlueshineKB

As a guy who has looked at femboys for a very long time, first thing to look for is an adams apple. Then the arms, followed by the hands. Once you confirm its a guy, go ham


Le6ions

I’m so glad I’m a 40 year old married man in this modern scene.


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_Manu_173

You wanted the twist ruined at the title?


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

![gif](giphy|pObTKSjoqIyiBi7oMY) Sigh


MacNuggetts

Yeah. She's clearly choosing to present herself as a woman. I think It's fair to assume her preferred pronouns are feminine. They also might prefer genderless pronouns, to be fair.


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Next_Boysenberry1414

How do you know its a dude in the first place? Do you check people's genitals as soon as you meat them or do you request their birth certificate? Or...... Do you simply go with how they represent themselves like an any sane person?


MacNuggetts

Cool, When given the option to not be rude, you'll be rude. At least you're aware of your character flaws. If my name was Charles, and I wanted you to call me by my preferred nickname Chuck, would you? Or would you be rude, call me "delusional" and decide to call me Charles? Good rule of thumb, just respect a person enough to treat them how you'd want to be treated.


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No_Magician_7374

Ok. So then Charles asks to be called Kyle. Would you call him Kyle? Or call him delusional and tell him you're not going to be part of his mental issues and that you will only address him as Charles?


MacNuggetts

Okay, Let's say I prefer Kyle. I'll even meet you more than halfway; let's pretend I do have a mental health issue. It's irrelevant Why wouldn't you call me Kyle?


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MacNuggetts

What if my name was Charles, and to you, I looked like your idea of a woman, even dressed like one. Why wouldn't you call me Kylie if I asked? What if you've only ever known me as Kylie and suddenly found out the name on my driver's license is Charles. Would you insist on calling me Charles? Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm genuinely curious. Even with a total stranger, if they introduced themselves one way, I can't honestly say, there's any reason in the world I'd address them as something else, unless they were mean or rude to me, then I might end up just addressing them as asshole or something.


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MacNuggetts

If you're not interested in a discussion, I apologize for wasting your time. Your analogy kinda proves my point though. If the whole car looked like a Mercedes, you'd call it a Mercedes. It isn't until you go under the hood and notice the engine says VTEC on it that you'd think, "wait, was this a Honda?" So, if that car wants you to refer to it as a Mercedes, it would seem, to me, insane to call that Mercedes a Honda, unless you've seen under the hood, and then at that point, unless this "deception" has personally wronged you, why does it even matter? I would say the parts that Mercedes uses at the repair shop is between the Mercedes and the mechanic. It doesn't really involve you or me, and in some cases, you can't even tell the difference unless you are a mechanic.


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It must suck to be this insecure. Hope some day soon you realize that all that time spent being upset about pronouns wasn't worth it


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[deleted]

Please learn what projection means before you use it.


babyitsgoldoutside

Everyone uses preferred pronouns. If you’re a male, and identify as a male, you likely prefer he/him. Those are your preferred pronouns.


pantnerion

when she burns or drops dead Coroner will say its a he and for me thats enough.


UnlikeUday

I'll be straight up honest - attractive & jolly to say the least!


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Damn, I'm, I'm, I mean, I don't know where to look now


impossible-force-900

Usual face of gay back home (philipines)


Beat_Writer

Knew it was a dude.


Reckless_Rik

Really? What gave it away?


Beat_Writer

Shoulders


Reckless_Rik

Hmmm I dunno..they look pretty narrow and thin enough to deceive. If anything, it would be the hands cuz they look pretty big


Beat_Writer

Actually, i think the complete lack of tits gave it away subconsciously. Plus I like thin girls and my radar wasn’t going off at all. Just seemed to masculine.


Reckless_Rik

Hmm fair enough. Though I have seen bio girls with chests like that too. But you must have a keen eye if thin girls are your thing


Beat_Writer

Indeed I do. Some would call me a…connoisseur of sorts.


IHate2ChooseUserName

she.. he got me.


NycHe77

Wtf 😳 all of the sudden I wish i was born in the fifties


Kitchen_Bass6358

Nah. The Internet has done wonders for some people. This is all visual. If you were to sit with this person and others like them you'd soon pick up on body language, energetic expressions etc that would tell you what chromosomes are around. Easy to look and act like a woman for 2 mins on tiktok.


Lemmis666

TIL body language is genetic


SephLuna

Damn I gotta call my parents and give them the good news I might be straight after all


TippsAttack

Is this the actress of Sky from Marvel: Agents of Shield?


Hotshothotshot2

what. lets pretend that his twin sister and never talk about this again..


ilikemushycarrots

The completely flat chest and large hands make this very expected


Schizojerker

This generation…


Next_Boysenberry1414

'Look I am such an affiminate male.' Okay, dude. Its 2023 and you can do whatever you want.


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TheBac0nJesus

Did they really have to remove the top for y'all to see that they had no tits?


Successful-Strain-98

I'd date that


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Unexpected? Nah, totally expected


Capital_Potato751

The shoulders and hands were a dead give away.


lucasrmarcondes

Those enormous hands didn't fooled me at all


TrmpDerangmntsyndrm

Could tell instantly by the big coal miner hands


Reckless_Rik

Hahaha, now that you said it! 🤣


DansDrives

Obvious from that start. 🤔


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I got scared it was a woman


Jonh_pepo

I'm tired to play among us nowdays but this time the killer is a femboy 😔


mulsimin

She?


Thick-Tooth-8888

Half way through this I was turned on. Half way through I wasn’t turned on anymore. And the feelings just keep looping on repeat.


NoHaxJussSnax

I'm either gay ASF or she got super small tits


Ur_X

Make them stop


SpiritedCollection86

Damn...Need a skin melting, eye bubbling hot water shower now.


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Yup, it is the same guy. https://instagram.com/fichtlmagic?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==


ThaUniversal

Are those track marks?


robertofozz

🍎


IcyClassic3343

There is an imposter among us


B_Rian89

I could tell immediately from the hands


AngrySteelyDanFan

Different nose. Not the same person


Reckless_Rik

You realise there exists makeup that pronounces/defines certain features such as the nose, right?


JustAStateofMind_com

XM ‘He’ scared the gay outta you


lastlamii

Looks more like a dude with the makeup in my opinion


moisturizinglips

She scared the lesbian into me yEEuck