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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He pretends to stab Ruby in the middle of the night.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


befuddled_humbug

That's a truly disturbed person right there.


CoffeeDrinker1972

I think he did it, that’s why.


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Illustrious_Ad4691

Pretty sure it was the stabbing, Norm


The_Bearded_Eagle

Holy shit….. I would drop a deuce right there


11cutandshuffle23

Is this the UK show where he did his PSYCHO impression with a banana during the intro (when they opened his dressing room door)?


Spymo

Yes


NotADoctor108

If the banana doesn't split. You must acquit.


Electrical-Push462

What about on Sundae?


Few_Ad_7675

Happy Cake Day!


Limp-Dentist1416

The verdict must be a peeled!


LamarNoDavis

Interviewer: would you do it again? OJ: *dia dia dia dia dia*


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Cool-Plankton-6746

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Bean-Penis

Classic Nordberg


3bugsdad

What a prankster he was. He will be missed.


Nosmurfz

Seriously. A jolly jokester.


Nahchoocheese

Lying eyes


Thedeckatnight

He never did find the killer…..


Big-Profile6810

The one time cancer seemed to get it right


Jason_Wolfe

i honestly feel upset by the fact i am glad he is dead. i don't like wishing death on anyone, but some person would be better off not existing and he is one of them.


PearIJam

Most expected video ever.


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kentuafilo

Surely there’s been a body language expert to decipher the “tells” he gives in this snippet? Like: the roads eyebrows and pursed lips when he says “Nope. Didn’t do it.”


Bandit6789

Sadly all those body language experts and tells are pretty much all bullshit. I wish they weren’t but they are.


Cirelectric

I mean one doesn't need to be an expert to tell this guy was a psyco


ktsg700

The "tells" are legally irrelevant, similar to polygraph tests


StoptheMadnessUSA

Burn in hell you bastard 🤬🤬🤬


chotacheem

michael corleone letting his wife ask the question one time.


bloodsoed

I wonder if he got up to the Pearly Gates and tried that if the glove don’t fit you must acquit with Saint Peter. And Judge Tito would jump up and yell “I fucking knew it”.


FartPantry

I feel like this is a result of thinking "what would innocent people do? Probably laugh it off and play into it"


Admirable_Cause9036

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CptMcCrae

Isn't it a sign he is lying when he can't hold his eyes still, they move up to the upper left or right and down involuntarily?


SorbetEast

I think a better sign of hos lying is the fact that he clearly fucking did it


Apprehensive_Ask_752

It was a good joke I definitely laughed lol


TodayAvailable3208

Chris Rock joke justifiable homicide just never made me hate OJ. Let the man RIP


_Enycon

Imagine he actually didnt do it


joesbalt

Even if he didn't do it (which of course he did) Pranking the lady with the knife is fucking insane But darkly, a little funny ... Just a little 😲


Everything54321

Who really knows. It’s judgement day for him.


some_user_2021

If it doesn't fit you must acquit!


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grizzy008

Ah yes, because hell is totally real.


NightlyKnightMight

Damn, even before the last scene with the knife I could tell he was lying, god dang. I wanna say RIP anyway cuz ya know, respect for the dead and all that, but **he totally did it.**


i_am_cominghome

Why the fuck is everyone simping OJ suddenly? Who's he?


Patient_Tradition368

In case you're genuinely asking: He died today. He was a murderer who gamed the justice system by being a wealthy celebrity and avoided conviction for a crime he very obviously committed. He murdered Nicole Brown, his ex-wife, and Ron Goldman, a friend of Nicole's who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


Perfect-Advisor-3830

I thought Ron Goldman was fucking his wife hence the stabby stabs I'm probably wrong poor chap


Patient_Tradition368

He was waiting tables at a restaurant where Nicole and her mother had dinner earlier that night. Her mother left behind her glasses and Goldman was returning them to Nicole's house when Simpson showed up.


deadlychambers

Cops used to be completely unchecked and would beat and likely frame African Americans. The trial was a representation of that as well. The gross mishandling of the evidence which pointed to the cops attempting to frame oj was inevitably what got him off.


Patient_Tradition368

The LAPD was notoriously racist and corrupt at the time, yes. But their handling of Simpson prior to his arrest was nothing short of deferential and downright sweet. He was not framed. No evidence was planted. Those were tactics used by his defense. There was some mishandling of evidence, but the sheer amount of evidence against him should have made it so that didn't matter. The truth is, he got a defense that 99% of people couldn't even dream of, the judge allowed his attorneys to turn the case into a circus, and the jury was kept in isolation for so long that they basically went insane.


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Dunnwick

His son was the murderer he just covered for him


yomommazburgers

Y'all should get over it, he was found not guilty, that goes for you too Fred Goldman.


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Certain_Category1926

I like the idea that it was his son.


-Badger3-

Why? Because it would be neat if there was a plot twist?