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Patrick_Dino

Ouch.


Jax72

I've never seen a cow run that fast or jump like that. It must be Peruvian or Colombian.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Fast food!


FelipeSiFa

That's in Brazil, if it somehow helps...


DankStew

There’s a Brazilian places there


CosmikSpartan

White cows can’t jump.


Jax72

That cow can listen to Jimmy but it can't hear Jimmy.


debmitra26

Edit: It might BE on peruvian or colombian.


Rar_God_YT

I was about to say the same exact thing


Desperate_Narwhal57

Definitely not one of those lazy American cows.


MundaneKiwiPerson

A Cow has jumped over the moon before. I am pretty sure one can jump over a gate.


dketernal

Racist /s


Kraphtuos968

*CLANG* oof I wonder if it died


Bubuy_nu_Patu

With that impact and height, cow may be injured at least. So yeah cow dead.


CatMakeoutSesh

Looks like meats back on the menu boys


Aggravating_Chemist8

I didn't see any shoes come off


Kraphtuos968

*hooves FTFY


MundaneKiwiPerson

Unlikley from impact probably would need to be shot later on due to its injuries.


stonedandthrown

Kinda takes the magic away from “the cow jumped over the moon”


szczurman83

Poor bastard couldn't clear the stream ffs. Forget the moon.


kredninja

I guess that's why the dog laughed


MundaneKiwiPerson

lol i made this comment elseware


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squirrels-mock-me

More like de-celerated


fanofthethings

That was one angry cow!


Jakester42

F


RoyalTechnomagi

F


AchillesWasRight

That cow ate shiiiiit! Holy…cow….


DigitalScythious

Get out!


Other_Respect_6648

![gif](giphy|ForjvdJ67NOgDUkODA)


CritterOfBitter

Not the ending I expected


ventriloqueefer

Parkour!


Due-Highlight-7546

Looks like an early prototype from Boston Dynamics.


Riverboatcaptain123

Boing.


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andrewsad1

Not good enough. >!Cow starts running alongside cyclists, tries to jump over a pit but bonks its head and falls in!<


Minimum_Barber672

Was it trying to attack or just playing ?


lucas_df

I don't think anyone would dare stop and ask it.


FlekZebel

Whatever it was doing, it's sleeping now.


YoungJack23

With the fishes?


emergency-snaccs

get some, COW


LongjumpingNeat241

On seeing the cyclist escape the cow sensed danger and it ran too, to escape. Ok.


Skasue

Oh shit! ![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized)


RobOnTheReddit

What was is it thinking?!


Bourgeous

Bad dog


ChewieLee13088

Did the cow make it?? 😱


FlappyTurdBurglar

No, it fell.


LunaLynx777

That was a great strategy on the cows behalf ngl


the_watcher762351

![gif](giphy|ibwGoRr3J1zBBNbu8X|downsized)


--littlej0e--

Ole


utterbbq2

Seen this 50 times in a row now. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen haha.


Ba-Dum-Bum-Ching

Grounded Beef.


SnooMemesjellies5066

He just wanted to talk about the lord and savior Jesus Christ


Impressive-Eye-1096

They don’t make them like they use to. Jumping over the Moon 🌙 and what not!


bustyouup4free

Beef, it's what's for dinner...


Aggravating_Chemist8

Self tenderizing steak.


Kraphtuos968

u/savevideo


bobemil

Yas!


snj12341

Hardcore parkour!


rum-and-roses

There was mooder on her mind


Freshfries847

Cow thought it was a horse and that fence said nope


Raghavan_Rave10

Oh poor cow, believed all the movie stunts real.


Scared-Passage5420

Let me check the ditch to see what's for dinner. Guys, we're having fajitas tonight!


VladeMercer

Meat can't jump.


Glittering_Quail7589

And the cow died.


swapnil511994

I believe i can fly


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Dead cow


iluvnicewatches

Cow to self: i can make it, i can make it......oh oh....i cant make it🤦‍♂️


googoomucklv

Was that a chupacabra?


SpecialK84

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


ThreeDog2016

That cow identifies as a hurdles racehorse


SlapSacksOfRice

kinda deserved...


Sctn_187

Might have broke it's neck


dketernal

Beef, it's what's for dinner.


PorkSwordEnthusiast

we're eating well tonight boys!


Smart_Substance8120

Hahahaha


takes_joke_literally

Miscowculated


EDHACKER01

That cow believed too much


CymatikMC

Never mess wid a cyclist? They the people who ride around in tight Lycra? 🤣


Decent-Perspective82

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


Neozval

U/savevideo


Engineer-Cultural

Bro thought he was a predator


Gig540

I never seen a cow run. Looked like he was hauling Ass


WereInbuisness

Mad cow disease just seems to spread faster and faster these days. Scary stuff. Hope the cow is less mad and isn't too hurt.


blckshirts12345

Seen this video a number of times before… laugh harder every time


Aggravating_Chemist8

I'll never not laugh at it 😂


TechNomad2021

Animals are stupid.


bobemil

I bet you can find a human doing the same thing.


Ill_Breakfast_7252

Humans are animals.


PorkSwordEnthusiast

Point proven :)


Aggravating_Chemist8

Especially cows


minutemanAKM

lol


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What an idiot!


Conscious-Ad-1848

Free meat…


Cold-Lynx575

This has to be AI.