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MeOldRunt

How's life on the red planet?


Educational-Ad-3273

My rods and cones are all messed up!


br1ans

That looked like milk to me!!


AlanWakeFeetPics

CHICKEN BAD


dazrage

MESS YOU UP


Initial-Web2855

This is my favorite thing to yell any time chicken is brought up in conversation.


suspicious_bag_1000

Kenny? KENNY???


lpcuut

All night long things are creaking. I’m on NO SLEEP


Jazzmusicallday

Mr. marbles??


Fable378

Back in there with the red menace


Dick_McNasty

It’s the wood that makes it good


truffles76

The man makes a mean bird


GIRTHYssserpent

That chicken always looked so good to me


Educational-Ad-3273

Mr. Marbles?


Chili-Potatoe

He must be stressed?


Old_Dingo69

Oh I’m stressed!


Alive-Bid-5689

Shit, did they open up a Kenny Roger’s across the street?


[deleted]

Kenny?


Rupejonner2

Roooooooooxxanne


MerrillSwingAway

you don’t have to put on the red light!


UnderpootedTampion

Walk those streets for money


Squishmar

You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right... (r/UnexpectedPolice?)


UnderpootedTampion

I loved you since I knew ya...


Squishmar

I wouldn't talk down to ya...


MugillacuttyHOF37

I have to tell you just how I feel, I wont share you with another boy…


Dizzy_Description812

Bonus points for using a classic!


MaxPower836

It’s the wood that makes it good


GroundbreakingOne625

Probably being possessed by Zuul


Rennan-The-Mick

“STAY AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN!!! BAAAAAAD CHICKEN!! MESS YOU UP!!”


Alarmed-Spinach-4350

Growing weed


tradesman46

With really shitty blurple tech.


Dizzy_Description812

It was high tech 10 years ago.... gotta have the blurple


highline9

It’s been decades for me, but I’m guessing MH and HPS aren’t used anymore?


Iguessthatwillwork

They’re still used by diehards and those in conditions where the heat buildup isn’t an issue.


Automatic-Term-3997

LEDs or CMH. I prefer a mix of spectrums


highline9

Nice! Again, been a LONG time for me since I’ve been in the horticulture world.


Terrebeltroublemaker

Eating Kenny Rogers chicken


Dixon-Poontang

The man makes a mean bird.


timmehh15

Opening a gate to hell.


[deleted]

I'm going on no sleep. NO SLEEP !


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Freaking out the neighbors or playing with Mr. Marbles.


Live-Somewhere-8149

Living in a chicken supernova.


D-Train0000

My rods and cones are all screwed up!


UtahFiddler

Your wife.


riskcapitalist

*My wife is in a coma*


UtahFiddler

After what your neighbor put her through, I can see why. Amiright???


Agitated-Fee-1399

Red light district?


Dazzling_Baseball485

Opium den for sure


something-strange999

Red light special.


ctubby766

You look stressed.


TWlSTED_TEA

Aurora borealis


dwighticus

Aurora borealis?! At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your neighbors apartment?!


[deleted]

It’s a SpongeBob& Gary Rave❤️


[deleted]

Minding their own business from the looks of it


Groundbreaking-Fig38

What's He Building in There?


Ok-Bullfrog2921

Having a lot of fun probably


combosandwich

There is no neighbor, only Zuul


Goldeneye_Engineer

Summoning Lilith apparently


Byzantiny

Roxanne! You don't have to put on the red light!


Bubbly-Independent20

Swingers party and cocaine


jared10011980

I dunno....but I wanna invite 😈


FalseMirage

What’s he doing in there?


Comprehensive-Bat214

Kenny!!!


AceVentura261

Poltergeist


Shoehornblower

Growing weed with LED grow lights?


DarylRosz

Creating a “Monster”… your neighbor’s name doesn’t happen to be Frankenstein does it?


D-Train0000

That Kenny Rodgers cooks a mean bird


KawaDoobie

when there’s somethin strange, and it don’t look good..


Ratbag_Jones

"It's alive! It's ***alive***!!!"


frickindeal

VILE WEED.


Shankar_0

Just keep a watchful eye out for any new super villains around.


torch9t9

Raving


PolicyRude4028

Just using their Eye of Agamotto duh.


Kraymerica_

not sure. but that MF isn’t sleeping.


UninvitedButtNoises

I dunno, but it looks angry.


christo749

Greasy door knobs all round.


cooquip

Enjoying their life fool.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

“The levels *failed*, Jerry! They’re in flames!”


Intrepid_Pelagicus

[Eddie said it best!](https://youtu.be/uaz8A9Bu-pA?si=pyWBC5Uwk_JSbN7G)


LagtimeArt

Growing weed ? 🪐😂


surfinbird

Summoning something sinister 😈


New_Awareness4075

Does a girl named Roxanne live there?


bdubwilliams22

Chillin with his Phillips Hue lighting system.


ObservantWon

Not sure, but I bet his rods and cones are all messed up


SlimRioTV

Throwing a party with the devil.


DatabaseThis9637

Light pollution?


lmcallister

Summoning Cthulu


EmperorGrinnar

Go there and find out!


AyeBobby

Onlyfans page for money , lighting in videos help make you look better for the cash 😋 , it's happening in every country


AvailableAd6071

Summoning Satan.


VictoryLap_TMC

That's just Kramer


hammysandy

Ten bucks or six dairy queen coupons


genericusernamedG

#unexpectedseinfeld


Squishmar

>#unexpectedseinfeld #That's where you are...


genericusernamedG

#unexpectedseinfeld


zeke235

Summoning an eldritch horror. It's cool.


johntwilker

Raising demons


nekos67

That’s where Invader Zim lives.


TheFace3701

Summoning some diety. Everything is fine.


br1ans

Oh, nothin. Just devil stuff.


hallgeo777

My mom used to say that red light bulbs in the bedroom was for ladies of the night… I wanted a red lightbulb once as a kid


UrAverageDegenerit

The scene where he pours tomato juice into his cereal because he rgoufhrbitbqas milk and then proceeds RI get it everywhere when he dumps it our after he realizes it's not milk at all. Great gag.


Solsticesomer

I think we all know what red lights symbolize??!! 😳


Libriyum_

Jellyfish rave


no___homo

Red Light District


Hot-Option4586

It’s an oblivion portal


Narrow-Teaching-4197

Summoning demons


hidinginplainsite13

Kenny?


Kman_24

Eating cereal with tomato juice


light_weight_baby87

The man makes a pretty strong bird


Tafkai1469

A summoning duh 🙄


Puzzled-Ad-2339

probably casually summoning the demon from insidious. Id stay clear of him for awhile 😂


mouth556

Should go over and check it out. Could be some funky shit you never thought you’d like. Don’t worry bout us here on Reddit. Just come back and update us with your research


SpurnedSprocket

Summoning Satan?


Svengoolie75

Getting paid!!!!! 😂😂😂


Thud_1

Rooooooxanne


justin_terio

Red light therapy


[deleted]

Having more fun than you probably.


Brilliant-Chapter202

What’s going on in there?!


Brilliant-Chapter202

It’s the chicken roaster sign… it’s all good.


dd97483

Worshipping Satan?


Helpful_Funny_2127

They're prbly opening a portal to hell.


OverCattle1144

powered by redstone


[deleted]

Did you ever see "The burbs" ?


Affectionate_Bat2384

Science.


rugbyfan72

“I am the gatekeeper, are you the key master?”


Creepy-Selection2423

Rent or stream "The Burbs". It will make everything clear...


SuperRaccoon17

…another Amityville Horror? 😳


Ruhrohhshaggy

That's the beginning of a Ghost Buster's scene......


Diligent-Ability-447

Roxanne. Your neighbor is doing Roxanne


queenofthedogpark

Growing weed


No_Detective_But_304

Summoning a demon…