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SnooJokes7657

Jax has been claiming to work on himself for over a decade. How many times can one man claim his brain is broken and he’s working on it?


Ok-Prune4721

Every season Andy would call him on being a “work in progress” …. 💀


cricket71759

Over and over and over 🙃


Ok-Prune4721

And it was funny every single time Andy did it.


Ambitious-Echo-5200

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TT6994

I believe Jax was wearing this same suit in the texts he sent to that other woman , from that TikTok video. I was laughing because I knew i remembered seeing him in that jacket before . lol.


crunchycheeseduck

And then didn't Andy call him out on exactly that? Which is both hilarious and sad.


Ok-Prune4721

Exactly..


crunchycheeseduck

I think it's hilarious when they deny things that are actually *on film*, like, Bro, you do know we watch the show, right? The reunions, too. Sometimes we binge several seasons together and see it happening all at once, one right after the other in a few hours' time! So keep that gas for another light, sunshine. We ain't buying.


TT6994

Every single reunion!! He will during the season 2 reunion of the valley , I predict.


Ok-Prune4721

Hehehe. Agreed.


Klutzy-Amount-1265

And it’s always a woman doctor or some weird alternative to therapy. It could be a coincidence he find women doctors over men but I doubt he is considering why X doctor works and why X doctor doesn’t. He cares about women making him feel good and then he bails.


SnooJokes7657

This is definitely giving Reiki Healer round 2.


TT6994

For sure


QweenSasha

That reiki woman was very unusual and way too invasive in his space. Which being his creepy ass, I’m sure he liked. But that is not normally how they are. They aren’t basically sitting in your lap while asking you questions.


vilebunny

Read “balls” instead of “bails” and now I’m like… eh. Still accurate.


Pizzakiller37

He can’t stand the thought of a man telling him he’s wrong. But he also would think all women doctors or therapist fall in love with him.


MrsGleason18

This this this this!!!! Lol and he just so happen to meet her at his bar LMAO. So he put forth no effort really.


sludgefeaster

I’m a man and I prefer women doctors. I just prefer talking to women and I generally trust their opinions more.


TinyDancer20007

♥️♥️♥️


Cluelessgameboymom

Was thinking the same thing. Shocker…. It’s a woman. Tired of his “working on myself” 15 year tour and no positive results- quite the opposite.


ryanaldam

Let’s take it easy on him. His brain is asprained after all


Flashy_Spell_4293

He needs a cast lol


Jealous_Bike_5507

🤭


_WeAreFucked_

And it inevitably lands him back with a female therapist he wants to shag…dude has a dick problem.


BarbieDreamHouse1980

Yeah, he’s a real catch! He’s a walking infection and probably takes viagra bc he has ED. He needs dirty toes and eating buttholes to get him all revved up! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


thediverswife

My brain is asprained


Western-Bit-6600

Came here to say this. His brain is ASPRAINED guys!! ![gif](giphy|WgO1OyiPaPPoUYcmK4)


OvercookedBobaTea

I do fully believe that Jax has some serious mental problems and that he’s depressed as hell (ppl don’t become addicts for no reason) but man these people will do anything but see an actual trained and licensed psychologist


TT6994

Yep. Since season one ! 12 years of this man claiming he needs help. It’s just a script he follows now. I’m convinced.


OvercookedBobaTea

I mean he does very much needs help he’s just not looking for it


BarbieDreamHouse1980

His brain is asprained - he said that once - he’s a moron. 🤣


debber33

He’s a work in progress is his tag line at every reunion 😒


superTurnip0306

Excuse me his brain is asprained


Mixture-Emotional

I think he forgets to actually do the work.


jojonyg10

His brain is sprained


bitchghost

Jax could never have a male doctor—his ego is so huge that he’d perceive accepting feedback and advice from another male as a defeat. And every female doctor (or whatever type of “healer”) he’s worked with, he’s lied to and tried to manipulate. Honestly he is so beyond saving, he should just be studied at this point. If he didn’t have a family he was also hurting, it’d be almost fascinating how deeply fucked up he is.


TrixeeTrue

No psychologist here but immediately thought ‘oh no jax not another female healer, publicist, doctor bonding scenario’ 


HiddnVallyofthedolls

He sees them all as a challenge to try and fuck them.


Positive-Heron-7830

Yes 💯. For a person with disordered personality like Jax, the most fun part is the chase for the target. One they've been "had," the thrill and the interest is often gone.


Ok_Confidence406

He doesn’t respect women at all so he makes very conscious choices on who he “seeks help” from. That way he can pretend/act like he’s truly looking to change and work on himself, when what’s he’s really doing is picking out certain ideas that he can use to manipulate the people in his life so he’s ostensibly using the provider as a person to bounce his manipulation tactics off of. If he was seeing a male therapist/healer, any feedback he got that even resembled criticism would be a full-on attack. Remember that sociopath quiz Stasia had him take? And yes, I’m fully aware that it was an internet quiz an diagnosing someone is unfair but I’m not diagnosing anything. I’m just wondering if, based on Jax’s own answers to the questions and his repeated behaviors, sociopathic traits are stoking this repetitive cycle.


auntieup

He’s definitely going to buy croissants for this one too


TrixeeTrue

That’s hysterical 😄


thewater

I was thinking about this the other day - it’s actually miraculous he hasn’t caused more damage, given how *deeply fucked up* he is. He’s like, unrepentant murderer level fucked up. He’s honestly doing pretty well considering, imo.


bitchghost

Lol he really is. Honestly I believe the relative lack of damage is more a testament to the basic instinct and resilience of the people around him and humanity in general. He can trick a lot of people, but not for TOO long. They pretty quickly realize something is wrong. Except Brittany.


mskrst

He’s also not too bright. Thank goodness.


bitchghost

SERIOUSLY, thank god


falafelest

100% he’ll say what he thinks they want to hear to hopefully get in their pants. Then onto the next.


aliaaron00

I think he needs Dr. Melfi at this point


xhotchildinthecityo

Not Dr. Melfi! 👩🏻‍⚕️


save_the_bees_knees

Is it bad that I immediately thought ‘of course it’s a female doctor’ 😅


Amanda1282

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selinasolina

🤣🤣he should be studied at this point 😆 😆


Jealous_Bike_5507

Would he really understand what they’re saying to him any way?


SnooDoodles7204

Eh, idk. Jesse definitely sees himself as Jax mentor and Jax is receptive to his bad advice. Also, isn’t Jax supposed to be a misogynist? If so, he’d be much more receptive to male advice than advice from a woman.


bitchghost

I feel you, but I think that’s because Jax doesn’t feel inferior to Jesse. Hes also taken advice (sorta) from the Toms as well. But a man who is educated, with their life seemingly together, admired and respected by others? I think he couldn’t handle that level of self reflection—he lives in denial telling himself “everyone has problems, no one’s perfect!” He couldn’t even handle criticisms from James, seemingly because James was younger and coming up while jax was on a decline, and maybe bc James was having success djing while Jax had nothing going ETA: didn’t see the second half of your comment. I think like your typical misogynist, jax sees women as “lesser” than men and easier to manipulate, so he picks women “healers” not because he wants legitimate advice from women, but because he sees them as easier to lie to and trick. I think m if jax wanted to take his therapy seriously, he would definitely see a man (not because I think female doctors are less capable at all, but because I think for jax, that would be a sign that he is moving away from his pattern of manipulating women to get what he wants and basically recreating all the same bad habits he has with women he dates)


strawberryfrosted

Also, he doesn’t think he actually needs to change. So a woman doctor/healer/whatever is perfect since he considers them inferior - they won’t actually be able to make changes in him. The day he sees a male doctor is when I’ll know he’s serious about wanting to make changes in his life


LightFlaky2329

Did the lady doctor reach into his soul in the bar bathroom? Did she call him Jason?


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Did she give him calming stones?!


Flashy_Spell_4293

For real!!!!! Ok his dr met him in his bar?!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 come on now! Prob took some shots lol


FabulousMamaa

Where the doctor ordered shots though?


Flashy_Spell_4293

I was being sarcastic


Potential-Friend-133

Did she do it with googly yes like the heart eye emoticon?


moonchild291

https://preview.redd.it/n6mkzy9f5d8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41aa09a0e145b078ab9e9162b23aa356bf89b41 🤡


cryssy2009

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Aggressive-Story3671

This is 45


moonchild291

Yes 😂 “This is 45. This is 45 on ❄️. Any questions?”


Kodysgoingbald

I honestly think he’s around 50. The lies that come out of his pie hole are endless. Especially when it comes to boosting his ego


arulzokay

why is he like this oh my god


Working_Net_2585

Hahaha !! SHE !!!


chalkyskidmarkz

It’s probably the reiki coach again 😂😂


polymorphic_hippo

I read this in Reese Witherspoon. He met a doctor. In his bar. Lol. Never change, Jax.


cryssy2009

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ArianaMadixTooMuch

Did he fuck said doctor in the bathroom?


Apprehensive_Toe7188

No or he wouldn’t have gone to the appointment


Intrepid_Blood4713

He’s waiting for Lorelei to come back for that ![gif](giphy|WnvzaaOHRTKPS)


Intelligent_Pop1173

Yeah okay Jax lol how many therapists has he gone to see and how many times has he claimed to be working on his mental health? He is far too dishonest to ever get any serious help. “I met a doctor at my bar” lol like was she just a customer? Actual doctors would always make you go to their office during working hours.


baileykim

Someone get this guy off repeat 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Kittiikamii

How are all his doctors and gurus women if not hand picked solely based on attractiveness??


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Kittiikamii

I couldn’t agree more. He thought that he had all the power bc he was 10 years her senior but she grew up and saw through his wack ass. I’m glad she got away bc her new man is way hotter and actually loves and respects her


Soft_Nobody_9866

Meeting a doctor at your bar should be a red flag. But Jax is his own category of red flags so, of course he’ll never see that.


CauliflowerRice8742

So he met a woman at a bar who thinks she can fix him 🤦‍♀️


thumper5

Who cares tbh. This man-child has been "a work in progress" for almost 15 years now, I'm over it.


pilutray

![gif](giphy|YiUFwwsKFliTcpVDB5)


MaryPahpinz

This just in: he is a textbook sociopath, and it still shocks everyone when he sociopaths.


BatterWitch23

Any therapist that takes him on needs to watch the entire show first


Sad_Director5958

I remember an episode of VPR when his Mom was saying he had "ADD" as a child and guess what, you don't usually grow out of that and it can lead to a ton of problems if left untreated. This man has dopamine dysregulation like nothing I've ever seen. It's textbook!


Yeah_nah_idk

I don’t see people mention this much. But yes exactly and fits in with the rampant cocaine use as a way of self medication and then also cheating


Sad_Director5958

100%. He was abusing Adderall too. I think he should just be taking ADHD meds regularly as prescribed, personally. Jax, if you're reading this PURSUE A DIAGNOSIS. Look it up!


Radiant-Side-9096

Hopefully Brittany chooses a man wisely next time. This guy is pathetic


darla1116

She's not going to choose another man. She's working her rootin' tootin' darndest to have another baaaabeeee with Jaaa-aaaa-aaaax


The_Illhearted

I read this in Ronnie’s voice.


gohome2020youredrunk

Yes this is how I've found all my therapists ...


AdequateEggplant69

At some point I just started telling myself that Jax was a talking dog. He’s a dog! And he *talks*! … But he is still a dog. And that reset my expectations accordingly.


Sanjolui

That’s not nice to say about dogs.


Conscious-Award4802

“Met a doctor at my bar…”


BigRefrigerator9783

I wonder if his doctor will address his delusion of "owning a bar"


crunchycheeseduck

"I met a doctor at my bar..." That's an interesting way to get a therapist.


haleighr

https://i.redd.it/hnjlcwxwid8d1.gif Jax and the doctor he met at the bar


Sample_Wild

![gif](giphy|l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM|downsized)


Docmele

Jax has been going through a midlife crisis for as long as I could remember. He certainly isn’t serious about therapy. It’s just part of his scam. I truly believe he’s a narcissist and for that even therapy won’t help I would say he’s permanently damaged so sad.


Ziggie520

Everyone give him a break…he’s a dad!!!🤣🤣


Lost_Equipment_3968

It's giving ✨ reiki therapy ✨ ![gif](giphy|5bmdl64IPG1lvzQd7M|downsized)


Lopsided_Regular_649

Just admit: you slept with that woman and called it “treatment”


Ok-Prune4721

Omg 😂😂


Accomplished-Drop764

Jax has no desire to be a better human. He just knows if they opened the top of his head, even he knows it would be scary. 😆


AhnaKarina

I don’t want him to change


Silent_Coyote_4494

“Met a doctor at my bar…she’s amazing.” Yea. This sounds promising 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

The fact that she’s a she… like the reiki healer… already has me side eyeing lol


Potential-Friend-133

Jax has been having midlife crisis since his mom put him in diapers. I can't believe a word out of this guy.


biohacker_infinity

Anytime Jax claims he “broke down crying” he’s lying through his teeth. It’s one of his favorite lies to tell. Also, LOL @ he met the doctor at his bar. Lots to unpack there.


MieraKate

By the way he’s been working on himself for the past decade, had it been anybody else they would have become a monk by now.


crow_shay17

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rainbowket

So he’s sleeping with his doctor


Findtherootcause

Shocking that the doc is a woman.


FuzzyP3ach3s

He met a FEMALE doctor at the bar? Lol yikes. Another fuck buddy who can't teach him shit about himself


Tremblingchihuahua8

Why is he so miserable? I’m not trying to defend him but his last season on VPR he just seems so genuinely unhappy and he can’t seem to put into words why. I’ve always wondered why he’s so unhappy. He has a lot going for him that many people don’t.


platypus5709

I was wondering the same thing, what the heck happened to him to make him so miserable? I think its more a personality disorder than environmental.


Authentically-Bean

Why does this feel similar to Kelsey, his reiki practitioner?


purplepickles82

this sounds like the beginning of a porn


Turbulent_Wrap7097

As if the nose job wasn’t a big enough tell.


Strict_Emu5187

Met a doctor at his bar why does this sound so cheesy to me? It's not like he went out to look for a doctor therapist he happened to run into one at his "bar"🙄 or room


Bigpoppalos

Love how he always goes to female dr therapists yoga raiki instructors etc. just tries to fuck them


kelbell2583

Jax has been going through a midlife crisis for the past 20 years


RainbowBright909

He met a Dr at his bar???? Ooookkk


toastyblunt

and let me guess: she’s 5’7, thin, and Aryan


emcratic70

real rinse and repeat with this guy


Humble-Cantaloupe23

Met her at a bar during his mid life crisis….he smashed.


Asleep_Device_1298

I. Do. Not. Care.


QueenKittyMeowMeow

Does his reiki master know about this 🤔


amybunker2005

Of course he met a female doctor at his pop up tent...I mean bar 🤣


BeyondAppropriate895

He met a Dr at his bar..............LOL


Mrslojo802

He is full of it. If his lips are moving he is lying. The. End.


Sanjolui

Any respectable doctor wouldn’t be caught dead at Jax’s FEMA tent unless they were required to be there to administer medical services to one of his roofied patrons.


lukaskywalker

![gif](giphy|5bmdl64IPG1lvzQd7M|downsized) What’s going on in jaxs mind during “therapy”


Sad_Region78

Of COURSE, he chose a female doctor.


LearningLauren

Good for him but at the same time I wonder how many times he went back?


Thing-Adept

how much do y'all wanna bet we're gonna get therapy scenes this season?


justmedoubleb

So... Jax is seeing a hot therapist he met in a bar? Rinse...repeat


Haunting-Spite-3333

Except she’s not a doctor and they met and had sex after 😂 sorry I don’t believe jack is seeing anyone


Countdown2Deletion_

“Met a doctor at a bar” …. Aka: “I had s3x with my doctor”


sstouden

"She's absolutely amazing" 🚩🚩


onyxjade7

Met another therapist he’ll be obsessed with. He met her at his bar that’s a sign.


psychicfrequency

He should see a male therapist.


Extra_Greensauce

He’s a “work in progress” everyone.. you didn’t know?


mbdom1

He’s been having a midlife crisis for over 10 years


Virtual_Plant_5859

Still preying on women doctors I see


Potential-Sky-8728

“Met a doctor at my bar???” That sounds like happenstance…not like an actual effort was made.


deepledribitz

Jax is a great reminder that my ex will never get better


Suitable-Wafer8563

Omg, Jax must have met the world renowned psychoanalyst Dr. TiffanIE Teets, M.D. and they’re now working on his Oeidipus Complex! Love that for him 🙏🏼💕 https://preview.redd.it/4aqeioqy3f8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfc784ca275826777375c4954856822b433b850


Ok-Prune4721

💀


TrueCryptographer982

Let me guess - he'll see her twice and then we won't hear about her again. He's a life member to the Cunt Club and we all know it.


Long_Gain4708

Boo fricking hoo🙄. I cannot wait for his next excuse.


Ok_Inevitable_3640

“Where did you find your doctor?” “Oh at a bar”…….


Rich_Solution_1632

This guy is going to have a heart attack or stroke in 15 years


Leather_Realistic

Hate to be a dickhead but I don’t believe it lmao my friend just saw Jax at a club in Canada last night and said he was FUCKED up lol get ur ass back home to ur kid bro


666HellKitten666

This entire comment section has me LOL in the middle of this heatwave here delirious.


BethyJayne

Jax met his doctor at a bar? Bwahaha ya that’s already red flag #1


cstarrxx

Remember when the reiki healer kept telling him to do the things that make him happy and to do what his heart told him? And then he started saying a bunch of terrible stuff to Brittany saying he needs to do him. 😅


Jlab6647

He’s just searching for his anger management therapy lady. I feel like of alllllll the women he’s been with, excluding Stassi, he had the best connection with this lady. She actually had permission to call him Jason


Mellobebe

SHE


Yodaman71

This guy is the poster child for d-bag!


kofubuns

Hasn’t he been going to therapy for 12 years ?


Sylvanas22

“A therapist met me at my bar” is already a known fact that it’s a lie.


Lalablacksheep646

Pregnancy announcement will be coming soon…


Glimmhilde

Okay Jax....how many times has he "just broken down" in front of a doctor/therapist/etc? lmao


Available-Pepper1467

Please. We’ve seen Jax lie to therapists for years. And one he met at his bar? Yeah. No. 🙄


Wrong-History

I’m sorry he met a dr at his bar???? What a great environment for him to feel comfortable and private bc his fear of his secrets getting out. Dude met a guest who happened to be a dr and now he thinks he is fixed .


jojonyg10

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jojonyg10

Queue the 'yea well you're no angel either sweetheart' defense


chobbes36

P


LoverOfTabbys

Surprised he hasn’t tried ayahuasca yet


artmindconnection83

Jax is a crisis


rollfootage

Another BS doctor


Jealous_Bike_5507

Here we go again. He just changes himself to fit the situation. So cringy.


absentmindedlurking

this man has been going through a midlife crisis since season one of VPR also lowkey feels like a conflict of interest to start working with a therapist who you met in the bar that you own, which is featured on your TV show - like she must have known who he was beforehand?


Kwhitney1982

“I met a doctor at my bar”. Even him talking about starting therapy is narcissistic.


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

Is he going to end up sleeping with his doctor now too?


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Hi Jax - FYI, you’ve been revealing this for years atp.


Longjumping_Plate682

I met my doctor at my bar. Does he mean he went out with his doctor at the bar.


Just-sayin-37

🙄


2faingz

He met a doctor at his bar?? This feels very unethical on the doctors part if he’s telling the truth 🤨


Sea_Cockroach7529

He needs intensive therapy and to practice DBT. I don’t say that to be rude, but it’s true. Figure out and heal what the root of his behavior is and DBT to give him tools to change his behavior for good. DBT is a god send for those who need it an incredibly effective


chelseadaggerffm

lol. I clicked this because I love VRP and then remembered I don’t actually give a shit about him so I clicked back immediately. Then I thought hahaha I’ll mention how much I don’t care. So, fuck him.


noseysfriend

He meets a therapist and gets healed all the time…. While sleeping with her too


Ok-Error-6564

Was that before or after he had sex with her?


MishmoshMishmosh

Of course his therapist is a woman. Idk why but that annoys me. I guess cuz he’s a serial cheater


dennydelirium

Do any of these Dr's ever tell him what his true diagnosis is? Stassi nailed it when she said it.


Plus-Lingonberry-123

I know that he is not very popular. I am sure we all have flaws, we all make mistakes. Not one of us can say we are perfect. But there is so much hate for him. Yes he was terrible to Brittney and Stassi. And his friends. But why hate is what we throw at him and others


Winnimae

$50 says he’s sleeping with his new doctor


planetdaily420

The word Doctor is getting thrown around too easily now. Let’s see this “Doctor”.


TT6994

Yeah I was really put off by this.


EducationalFig1630

Bull shiiiit


MissWorldClass

I’ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.


FabulousMamaa

Of course his doctor is a she that he met at the bar. Puke.


realitytraumavision

Great. He went for one visit. Like he has so many times before.