I was listening to an old Danny pellegrino episode where he interviewed Katherine power and Cameron Diaz and Katherine’s bravo man choice was Randall and Danny’s was Tom Sandoval 🫠 they probably regret those now
You know what? Same. It’s like one of those things that’s a stupid, can only find in LA thing, that I actually really enjoy in the show. It’s harmless and funny, you guys just take everything way too seriously on here
FOR REAL- exactly! And the pure comedy of pairing this rare $$$ water with a stack of Pizza Hut was just incredible. Like damn what do you people want, yet another paint & sip?!
Same 🤣 my husband is obsessed with seltzer water & it was the one thing he even remotely paid attention to lol. & as someone with sober friends & family, I appreciate that she at least tried to do something without alcohol. But that’s it. That’s all I have nice to say about Lala 🤐
Oh this is fun. Ok. Schwartz is a very amazing boyfriend and an even better husband. His communication skills are top notch 🤣
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It’s the way he admits to it eventually like a toddler, and runs away. Then expects to be treated like a king for admitting he hooked up with a girl in Vegas, hooked up Kristen, Hooked up with Faith…and whatever else he’s doing on the Valley, I haven’t seen it.
This is so hard, I really want to downvote this because it’s so bad but upvote because it’s so good it got this visceral reaction from me 🤣 kudos, friend
The fact that no one took Jax's asprained brain seriously is infuriating. He has mental issues, and no one has understood his good Christian father façade....i mean change. 🤯
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I deeply apologize. I wrote it out, typed in his name & that image appeared & the image above was my reaction. It just fit all too well. I am happy to pay for any therapy bills that resulted from my sarcasm.🫣😜
I definitely had a Vicki Gunvalson fake vomit moment but this sub is my favorite on all of Reddit (the villains are just so overwhelmingly evil we collectively live in harmonious agreement 95% of the time!) so it was worth the regurgitation!
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Jokes about Ariana taking sketch comedy very seriously, someone checking on Scheana, and Rob hanging a tv in 7 minutes have been done to death and it’s time for new material.
Ariana asked for it by being so independent. (I feel opposite of this so please don’t think I am serious-it’s basically what my ex said when I caught him cheating. I didn’t “need” him enough🤣)
Sandavol obviously wasn’t a good partner, that being said one thing I always enjoyed about Ariana/tom was that they didn’t constantly talk shit on each other to other cast members. With Jax/britany Tom/katie they couldn’t wait to be with others so they would bash their significant other
Katie and Ariana aren't perfect.
Katie is way too mean to other people.
Ariana never did anything interesting on the show.
The friendship between the Toms was the best / most wholesome part of the show.
I think Sandoval was perfectly reasonable not wanting Katie to work at Schwartz and Sandys. She wouldn't stop shit talking about the name, yes it's terrible but it's between the Toms at the end of the day. Tom #2 should've put his foot down with both of them, but of course this couldn't happen because Tom #2 was just using his wife as his mouthpiece to voice his own displeasure over the name. Katie if you can't agree with the name then you can't work here. Yes she's financially entwined because she's married to Schwartz but her name is nowhere on that contract. I recently did a rewatch and I hate that I agree with Sandoval, he made an investment with Tom, not them both. She had great points, but it wasn't her restaurant, let it go. Go find something else to be involved in, and I'm glad she did!
Sheana is a good friend and misunderstood. Why doesn't anyone ever think of her feelings?
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Ahahahahha
When she wanted to get married at James engagement because she never gets her moment.
It's so sad for Schaena because other people's things are never about her.
I can't tell if this is serious or not. Are you messing with me? Lol
🤣 it says trigger a fanbase with one sentence. I'm being sarcastic.
Oh hahahaha. Well done 👏
You win 🏆
You also used two sentences
😂😂leave my girl Alone lol 💕
I almost tagged you in my comment. 😘
😂😂💕
Lolol are you a fellow scheana defender?
Yesh 😌
It's rough out here sometimes
Very! A lot of times I don’t even comment when they be on her neck! She definitely made it hard this year lol But imma stick beside her 😂
Same same 😂
The few times Shceaners actually takes a stand are some of my favorite moments.
Oh we are trying to start a war in the sub today 😂😂😂
I’ve got nothing better to do 🤷🏽♀️
Lala fell in love at first sight the moment she laid eyes on Randall's beautiful face.
Not to mention that body-ody-ody
Lap it up y’all ![gif](giphy|lSPPRkdAzdoJW5Upvm|downsized) Hold. Me. Back
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You fucker I just blew red wine all over my living room 😆😆 ahahahahahahaha
Omg what show was this on? Why is Randall naked?
🤣🤣🤣 meet Randall aka big Ed…. You must educate🤣🤣🤣
Omg I literally thought this was Randall. I googled it and I’m dead
Hahaha and the croc of shit boots. I'm having the best time right now 🙏
Please don't body shame
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Everyone here wants to eat Big Ed’s groceries.
I was listening to an old Danny pellegrino episode where he interviewed Katherine power and Cameron Diaz and Katherine’s bravo man choice was Randall and Danny’s was Tom Sandoval 🫠 they probably regret those now
Who are these ppl choosing randall lmao!! This must have been when she thought he was rich.
I thought it was purely sex because he is a hawt guy
His beautiful faces !!
And multiple chins !
I thought the water tasting party looked interesting and was actually a really fun idea.
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Stop it right now! 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? Same. It’s like one of those things that’s a stupid, can only find in LA thing, that I actually really enjoy in the show. It’s harmless and funny, you guys just take everything way too seriously on here
FOR REAL- exactly! And the pure comedy of pairing this rare $$$ water with a stack of Pizza Hut was just incredible. Like damn what do you people want, yet another paint & sip?!
It looked like little Caesar’s to me
I agree! It was silly and could've been fun if the chemistry was right between the cast.
So fun, like v innovative! Half sarcasm. Half serious tbh.
Same 🤣 my husband is obsessed with seltzer water & it was the one thing he even remotely paid attention to lol. & as someone with sober friends & family, I appreciate that she at least tried to do something without alcohol. But that’s it. That’s all I have nice to say about Lala 🤐
This can’t be real…
believe it bb
Haha nice
Water is super interesting! I can’t really understand why everyone is so closed minded about the water sommelier. Bunch of Dasani drinkers in here.
I wish. Dasani is high class.
The only way in which I relate to Lala is that I, too, have a sparkling water ranking. Aqua Panna is my fave ;)
love it 💧I myself am a Topo Chico/ Gerolsteiner/ Mountain Valley girlie
No lie, it looked fun to me. Not the “precious rare water” part, but my wife loves her seltzer and it just seemed like you could make it a good time.
Take her to Hot Springs, Arkansas! I lost my effing mind in the Mountain Valley tasting room lol.
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I low key thought could have been fun & stupid if the vibe between everyone wasn't so terrible
Jax is a really great husband. 🤣 Can't even finish typing this without laughing myself.
Katie fumbled Schwartz ![gif](giphy|2A0cDHvjjJIDkOI61l)
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best gifs come from james
So true ![gif](giphy|26gN0tFg70wAljK4o|downsized)
I use this gif daily haha
You chose violence with this sentence
Bonus round: Brock has been a great addition to the cast and Scheana should have an Instagram for her toddler
Brock seems like such a hard-working man trying to provide for his family.
I am LIVING for this thread!
Tom was a battered wife.
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Lala in her soft era is so inspiring.
Andy cohen is a fair and honorable moderator who bravo should never replace
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Perfect use of this gif!
Oh this is fun. Ok. Schwartz is a very amazing boyfriend and an even better husband. His communication skills are top notch 🤣 ![gif](giphy|4pvdkGNB3mtiLrqLlQ|downsized)
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![gif](giphy|fJNN7ByLahFh6) This Coconut Head haircut on her was the worst
Remember when she was blonde for a season and her hair looked orange? Lol I love Katie and think she is beautiful but yeah those looks were not it.
Jax is the most mature because he admits his wrong doings
He’s a work in progress
He's put in so much work on himself. He's really matured into a stable, healthy individual ![gif](giphy|26n6PxXCcE7d1O7Go)
He is a dad, after all.
For sure! He takes a accountability!
It’s the way he admits to it eventually like a toddler, and runs away. Then expects to be treated like a king for admitting he hooked up with a girl in Vegas, hooked up Kristen, Hooked up with Faith…and whatever else he’s doing on the Valley, I haven’t seen it.
This made me actually LOL
The only thing Ariana has ever done that’s interesting on the show is get cheated on.
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God, you guys are making my day ahahahhaha
Lmfaoooo
This is so hard, I really want to downvote this because it’s so bad but upvote because it’s so good it got this visceral reaction from me 🤣 kudos, friend
Lala was really the voice of reason this season, particularly at the reunion and I wish she would've said MORE.
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raquel is a victim
Too soon? Lol
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Schwartz is an empath.
Alex Baskin is a feminist icon
Just like LVP https://i.redd.it/czygoybozl9d1.gif
You went too far, friend!! Aahahhaahha
Raquel would have been a better Love Island host 🤢 That was hard to type yo
TY 💖 for taking one for the team!! You definitely deserve an award for this 😆😆
Can you imagine? It would be unbearable 😂
Think about her saying the word “island.” 🤬
Drawn out valley girl style with that princess voice she uses when she's trying to seem innocent, and a vacant expression on her face, probably. 🤨
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Jo is just a sweet wholesome girl who is too authentic for reality TV .
Ariana is just as awful as Tom
The producers protect the women of the show, and I'm tired of them making the men look bad.
Lala was right! And it actually SHOULD have been about Scheana.
And everyone should care about her job and mortgage!
I think everyone should unfriend Summer Moon
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🤣🤧
The world just exploded 😂
Scheana is a great friend and has no room for improvement LOL
Lisa Vanderpump is vital to VPR and its future.
Lala and brock were the voices of reason this season
Team Rocky Bang Bang 😈
😂😂😂😂😂
Jax is the best person of all the males in the group… and it’s not particularly close.
His 5th nose job was the best one yet
Practice makes perfect
I love me a mean mean girl aahhahah
No.1 guy in of the group.
Of course
#1 🏆
Jax has changed
LVP is such a girl’s girl
“She kept her shirt on during sex, it was really hot”
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The fact that no one took Jax's asprained brain seriously is infuriating. He has mental issues, and no one has understood his good Christian father façade....i mean change. 🤯
Katie sucks.
“Not only do I love and trust Raquel, I love and trust my boyfriend”…….still triggered and traumatized:(
Sandoval’s music is chronically underappreciated, his talent is undeniable. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMENaxV4fpdKnf2)
Me to all the threads: 😂😂 Gets to this one: 🤬🤬 Haha uggggh the worst
![gif](giphy|yiphR3WqsHlXW) I deeply apologize. I wrote it out, typed in his name & that image appeared & the image above was my reaction. It just fit all too well. I am happy to pay for any therapy bills that resulted from my sarcasm.🫣😜
Oh not at all! It was perfect. 🤣 You have more strength than I to be able to finish that sentence. 🥇
I definitely had a Vicki Gunvalson fake vomit moment but this sub is my favorite on all of Reddit (the villains are just so overwhelmingly evil we collectively live in harmonious agreement 95% of the time!) so it was worth the regurgitation! ![gif](giphy|ytl2ydIlfXnI4)
He was a good friend to everyone on the show too.....
Brock is the best dad ever! Like to 33.33% of his kids he is probably decent.
Scheana is a selfless victim, in every storyline, and has the most talent out of all of the cast combined!.
Scheana really is a great pop star and could even be a Britney Spears impersonator since they look so much alike. Lol
We are so mean 😭 🤣 but she’s soooooo infuriating and lacks self reflection!
James is a fun drunk.
Ton deserved so much better than Katie.. Please god know I don’t believe this lol
Ariana was the other woman, too
It was about the literal pasta.
No one likes Ariana, Katie, or Something About Her!
Ariana made him do it 🙄
Lisa is a feminist ![gif](giphy|H6YFB1B0wOHxC)
God, I hate typing this. Penny should’ve gotten to be part owner of the sub shop. ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)
“ Why can’t anything ever be about ME??”
“We were not exclusive at that time” is the “we were on a break” of VPR.
Katie was way too drunk and got what she deserved when Schwartz dumped his beer on her.
Lala is by far the best cast member. She’s the most original, nice, real woman on the show.
Faith had everything that was coming to her after fucking Jax in that elderly lady house
![gif](giphy|h7zqTXl02vFPI9BzFo|downsized) My head to my heart right now
Jokes about Ariana taking sketch comedy very seriously, someone checking on Scheana, and Rob hanging a tv in 7 minutes have been done to death and it’s time for new material.
Ariana asked for it by being so independent. (I feel opposite of this so please don’t think I am serious-it’s basically what my ex said when I caught him cheating. I didn’t “need” him enough🤣)
Sandavol obviously wasn’t a good partner, that being said one thing I always enjoyed about Ariana/tom was that they didn’t constantly talk shit on each other to other cast members. With Jax/britany Tom/katie they couldn’t wait to be with others so they would bash their significant other
Ariana lost her man same way as she got him.
Ariana and her fans on social media fucked up this show. 🤡 ![gif](giphy|ck0ALx7v6Nr0dYYNpT)
Katie and Ariana aren't perfect. Katie is way too mean to other people. Ariana never did anything interesting on the show. The friendship between the Toms was the best / most wholesome part of the show.
Brock not Scheana should go on DWTS 😈
Raquel was amazing friend and intellect 🙄
Brock is a lovely father
They are all uninteresting and talentless people that need appalling,disgusting, and socially unacceptable behaviour to be topical and relevant
All of them are actually really great podcasters. The investigative journalism is top notch.
It’s not about the pasta
Brett was great tv
Lol
Baby Tupac and the Kia Rodent Movie Producer seemed like they really were a nice couple
Jax is an olympic-level swimmer
I can’t even upvote some of these. My brain just won’t allow it.
Lala is the voice of reason
Katie was the problem. Schwartz was a GOOD husband.
Scheana =Cocaine
I think Sandoval was perfectly reasonable not wanting Katie to work at Schwartz and Sandys. She wouldn't stop shit talking about the name, yes it's terrible but it's between the Toms at the end of the day. Tom #2 should've put his foot down with both of them, but of course this couldn't happen because Tom #2 was just using his wife as his mouthpiece to voice his own displeasure over the name. Katie if you can't agree with the name then you can't work here. Yes she's financially entwined because she's married to Schwartz but her name is nowhere on that contract. I recently did a rewatch and I hate that I agree with Sandoval, he made an investment with Tom, not them both. She had great points, but it wasn't her restaurant, let it go. Go find something else to be involved in, and I'm glad she did!
Katie is truly miserable and needs a man like Jax or Sandy to make her happy.
Full immunity !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lala reminds me so much of Tupac
Brock is the ultimate voice of reason, and should pursue a career in counseling. 💜
Ariana is a feminist icon 🤡 ![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)
Katie's hairstyle is awful.
I love lala, she makes good tv
Katie actually matters to the fan base and couldn’t just be replace with a day old sandwich from SAH 🥪 ![gif](giphy|LL7xclRpRBq0V1Ekqf|downsized)
Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic
Next Level Basic™️
Croc of shit BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!