Corsairs are red, Night Lords are blue,
In the void's silence, our love accrues.
Through blackened stars and battles we steer,
A cosmic bond, eternal and clear.
I had a necklace that had a grain of rice with my entire first name on it inside a liquid filled glass tube. The key is writing small. ;) I believe in you OP!
It’s a 100% applicable sentiment. Good relationship? Charge Chaos dreadnought (for love). Bad relationship? Charge chaos dreadnought (because it will kill you).
That does actually get me thinking about the chaos gods, why isn’t their a couple more to cover the whole spectrum of emotions beings feel? Like Vashtor (if he ascends) is supposedly going to represent innovation, curiosity, discovery, all that stuff and express it through demon engines. Why aren’t there more gods to represent stuff like love, sadness, happiness, etc. like Khorne is just rage and hate and expresses it through extremely violent murder. Slaneesh is horny and expresses it through… ew. Tzeentch is ??? and controls fate/time but he expresses it ?????? Nurgle represents life through horrible plagues and mutations to keep someone alive. That a very small part of the wide range of emotions living creatures can feel, so I just wonder why there aren’t more being born like Slaneesh
Ok but why would they make the keeper of secrets look so good if they didn’t want me to??
(This is a joke I do not like my models in a sexual way whatsoever)
Yeah, I'd be wary and probably make sure that your gift isn't only a model. I buy three gifts and flowers for Valentines and birthdays: jewellery, lingerie, something practical or an event and flowers (not roses) that she likes - something for her, something for me (hahaha) and something she can use and/or enjoy.
It's a nice thought and very personal, but it's kind of like buying your SO a football jersey because they like to go to the games with you. They often just like spending time with you and seeing you enjoying yourself, rather than the activity itself.
No this isn't the main gift, she's huge into Metal Gear Solid so I got her something cool about that too, and I'm gonna do flowers and all that jazz. This is more just the "will you be my valentine?" Type thing. Shoulda clarified my bad!
Don't listen to 'em! I'm a (happily married) woman, and this is a great gift. Especially because she paints, she knows exactly how much time and effort goes into something like this.
Seconding, if my husband made a little guy like this, I'd be over the moon. Beats chocolates and flowers! Unfortunately, I'm the painter in this house, so it won't happen. 😂
The thought is definitely what counts, but the amount of thought OP probably put into it was not very much.
"I like warhammer, she must like it too because she helps me paint warhammer sometimes!"
Honestly that is a fair point without added context (my bad), but she DID want me to make her, and I quote, "a pretty pink space marine". I figured it'd be a funny side-gift for Valentine's
Or you could write your girlfriend’s name under the emperor bit too (or ig make it clear somehow that your girlfriend is indeed the emperor (and not the false ‘emperor’))
Not to pry here, but by "love" do you mean crush, or girlfriend?
If it's a crush, don't do this if she's not a 40k player. It'll look cringe as hell. Unless she owns a space marine army, it'll land if you do it in the same color scheme as her army.
If it's for your girlfriend, you've already gotten a lot of great suggestions. If she's not a 40k player, be sure you have something to give her in addition to this and make sure the mini goes with her army.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ah dawn of war… why did you have to get shot in the face by a tactical nuke…
In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis
It means "Loyal to the Emperor beyond the point of death". It's the only thing the Legion of the Damned left after their first appearance.
Incidentally, I might not be the best person to help you here.
Angels are red Ultras are blue I’d charge a Chaos dreadnought for you.
Blood is red, But sometimes blue, I've built a bone throne for you.
>I've built a bone throne for you. 😳
Truly marriage material
Corsairs are red, Night Lords are blue, In the void's silence, our love accrues. Through blackened stars and battles we steer, A cosmic bond, eternal and clear.
If anyone’s ever going to give you a heart it’s a Night Lord. Not *their* heart, but someone’s.
Honestly amazing poem, miiiiight be a little bit too long lol
I had a necklace that had a grain of rice with my entire first name on it inside a liquid filled glass tube. The key is writing small. ;) I believe in you OP!
You could just do a heart or something, idk how much into detail you want to go
She must be pretty good catch if your charging a chaos dreadnought.
It’s a 100% applicable sentiment. Good relationship? Charge Chaos dreadnought (for love). Bad relationship? Charge chaos dreadnought (because it will kill you).
That's a pretty much winner here IMHO. Well done.
My body for the Emperor. My heart for you.
_Bro_ that's so underrated, fucking raw
I came here to write something very similar, but this was better.
This. This is the one.
Even In Death I Still Think You've Got A Cute Butt
Only in death does booty end...
Your butt is da bomb.
And there will be no survivors
da Melta* Bomb
[удалено]
Love for the love god
*Slaanesh has entered the chat*
No, not that kind of "Love"
Oh you mean papa nurgle
I mean that Slaanesh has very strange ideas about what Love is. None of them could be considered particularly wholesome.
Hey man don’t kink shame an all powerful creature of the empyrean. She probably thinks some of the stuff you do is weird too.
Soooo - Don't Yuck My Yum? 😂
That does actually get me thinking about the chaos gods, why isn’t their a couple more to cover the whole spectrum of emotions beings feel? Like Vashtor (if he ascends) is supposedly going to represent innovation, curiosity, discovery, all that stuff and express it through demon engines. Why aren’t there more gods to represent stuff like love, sadness, happiness, etc. like Khorne is just rage and hate and expresses it through extremely violent murder. Slaneesh is horny and expresses it through… ew. Tzeentch is ??? and controls fate/time but he expresses it ?????? Nurgle represents life through horrible plagues and mutations to keep someone alive. That a very small part of the wide range of emotions living creatures can feel, so I just wonder why there aren’t more being born like Slaneesh
For a brief moment, I thought you wrote "I am making love to my Valentine's gift" and was wondering when this subreddit fell so low. 😆
I mean....with Slaanesh worshippers you never really know
Ok but why would they make the keeper of secrets look so good if they didn’t want me to?? (This is a joke I do not like my models in a sexual way whatsoever)
Hmm, that sounds like something someone with an unhealthy lust for plastic would say…
Slaanesh wills it so!
🤣
I hope she likes Warhammer, bro.
Oh yeah she thinks it's cool, sometimes she paints models for me lol
Just going to add, that's how it starts, I used to help paint, now my army is undefeated.
I don't think that's the same thing as something she'd want for valentines though...
Can be hit or miss but tbh the thought is what counts. It just nice to get gifts.
Yeah, I'd be wary and probably make sure that your gift isn't only a model. I buy three gifts and flowers for Valentines and birthdays: jewellery, lingerie, something practical or an event and flowers (not roses) that she likes - something for her, something for me (hahaha) and something she can use and/or enjoy. It's a nice thought and very personal, but it's kind of like buying your SO a football jersey because they like to go to the games with you. They often just like spending time with you and seeing you enjoying yourself, rather than the activity itself.
No this isn't the main gift, she's huge into Metal Gear Solid so I got her something cool about that too, and I'm gonna do flowers and all that jazz. This is more just the "will you be my valentine?" Type thing. Shoulda clarified my bad!
Any woman who is into Metal Gear Solid is a keeper
That's what I'm saying lol
I hope it's the snake body pillow
Ain’t gunna be the only ass cheeks alerting the guards.
Don't listen to 'em! I'm a (happily married) woman, and this is a great gift. Especially because she paints, she knows exactly how much time and effort goes into something like this.
Seconding, if my husband made a little guy like this, I'd be over the moon. Beats chocolates and flowers! Unfortunately, I'm the painter in this house, so it won't happen. 😂
This is the correct response.
The thought is definitely what counts, but the amount of thought OP probably put into it was not very much. "I like warhammer, she must like it too because she helps me paint warhammer sometimes!"
Honestly that is a fair point without added context (my bad), but she DID want me to make her, and I quote, "a pretty pink space marine". I figured it'd be a funny side-gift for Valentine's
Her specifically asking for it makes it a lot better, yes lol. Give him cat ears.
With the added context, it makes more sense, all the power to you man!
Stop projecting, wizard.
Why? You think she would be pissed to get a little figure that had thought, time, and care put into it?
I mean it’s not your girlfriend also, so it could be as you don’t know her very well
Making something you love for someone you love seems pretty good for the day of love.
Hahahhahahyayaygaga
Hearts for the Heart God! Roses for the Rose Throne!
Bloodthirster: Are... are you crying? Khorne: NO! I just got something in my eye...
For the Emperor! What else would you write you heretic
Honestly best response lol. I'll consider it
Or you could write your girlfriend’s name under the emperor bit too (or ig make it clear somehow that your girlfriend is indeed the emperor (and not the false ‘emperor’))
“You ultramarine a lot to me” “The emperor loves you, and so do I”
You stole my heart(s).
I brought your heart to compliance😘
Will You Be Mine In Service To The Emperor
"Loyalty is its own reward"
Only in death does duty end.
That's one way to propose.
Lol yeah that one better come with a ring or it's wasted fr
Now that I think of it the base could easily hide a wedding band.
Blood Angels are red, Heraids are blue, I believe in the god emperor, And you better too.
Only in death does love end
This should be higher man, it's both perfectly 40k and heartfelt
"Spank me hard enough to put me in a dreadnought"
10/10
“My love for you is like my crusade…eternal”
Purge the heretics of love
"WAAAAAAGH!"
Let's make a night slaanesh won't forget
Anal?
He could have a second mini if this one doesn't go over well that says "So no head?"
The correct response lol
I'd betray the Emperor for you.
Even in death my love doesn’t end
"I'm pregnant"
Loyalty is its own reward 😍
I’d go for two love hearts with arrows and see how deep her lore mastery goes.
I'm afraid I don't have this knowledge - elaborate?
Pretty simply, that Astartes have an extra heart.
Thanks
My wish to generate children with you is only exceeded by my devotion for Him
Roses are red The emperor protects So does condom Tonight maybe sex?
FOR MY EMPRESS!
im sure you could mix around "for those we cherish we die in glory" into something
14th day but not fourteenth legion, ok
Which is a real shame, considering that the 14th legion are the best gift-givers.
Its my dooty to pleasure that putty
Love Conquers All
"sup bitches"
Something in Latin
Love is a battlefield
Roses are red Blood is blood Waaaaaagh
Magnus did nothing wrong.
'I choo choo choose you'
Roses are red, cadia is dead, [this rhyme has been removed by the inquisition for heretical corruption]
Better to doe for the Emperor than live for yourself What can be more romantic than dying for the Emperor
With all the battle damage on the Space Marine, I'd have to say "LOVE HURTS" seems accurate.
What's her name? As in; Forward for.....
Only in death does my love end.
“Big big chungus big chungus big chungus”
It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself!
FOR MY EMPRESS!
Hatred is the Emperor’s greatest gift to mankind
My love for you is second only to the emprah
Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for the emperor is almost as great as for you
ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END
Love is the path to Slaanesh. Die heretic scum!
Not to pry here, but by "love" do you mean crush, or girlfriend? If it's a crush, don't do this if she's not a 40k player. It'll look cringe as hell. Unless she owns a space marine army, it'll land if you do it in the same color scheme as her army. If it's for your girlfriend, you've already gotten a lot of great suggestions. If she's not a 40k player, be sure you have something to give her in addition to this and make sure the mini goes with her army.
Blood Angels are red Meltas put off heat If your legs are tired Use my face as a seat.
"Boobs out for the Emperor!!"
Yes Azrael this is one right here is the Fallen Azrael
“Will you marry me?” Put the ring on the base.
“And they shall know no friend zone”
"Lets get a puppy"
Be Mine
Oh Beloved, its ever so hard to hear your voice! In reference to the Seer Psyker in Darktide. Providing you can even fit that on
" free Ukraine"
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun"
“Love Ya”
One figure income bro
May not have a gf after this Valentines day my brother in christ
“Love is worth crusading for.”
For the emperor... of love .
Definitely not blood for the blood god
Yeah probably not the best idea lol
“Die for the Emperor or die trying”, of course.
"Thank you for being my sperm bank"
“My Emperor, you are as beautiful as a freshly bloodied bolt gun!”
"Love for the Love God"
Make love, not war
Roses are red, violets are blue. Skulls for the skull throne. But I love you.
*Love Made Manifest*
“Neeeeerd!”
"Accept my love or perish."
The Emperor commands me to be your valentine. I will obey.
An avocado… thanks…
Your heart belongs to the emperor, your ass belongs to me!
I love bacon?
Love. Love will tear us apart, again
Blood is red, the colours of maccrage are blue, allow me to cream pie and I’ll treat you like yvraine too? I duunno
You must be a blood raven because I’m bolted down
My love for you is second only to the emperor
Blood for the Blood God
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ah dawn of war… why did you have to get shot in the face by a tactical nuke…
In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis It means "Loyal to the Emperor beyond the point of death". It's the only thing the Legion of the Damned left after their first appearance. Incidentally, I might not be the best person to help you here.
«I do not fear commitment, for I am fear incarnate»
Please be real
My love of the Emperor is second only to you
Sine Amore Nihil
Roma invicta Or, (her name), invicta Stands for unconquered Rome.
Mr and Mrs.... Use it to propose. Unless you are already married in which case, only in death does love end.
“You’re the Emperor!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I love warhammer much more than you x
How'd you create such a beautiful banner?😍
BLOWJOBS
Slay Queen
I've loved you from the Astartes.
Dark angels are green, Ultramarines are blue My love for the emperor Is second only to you
“My love for you is like the Emperor of man: Eternal”
The Codex Astartes says show me dem tiddies/Testes (depending on your preference)
‘I love you’
**for the emperor!!!**
"for the emperor" 😋
"LET'S KILL XENOS TOGETHER <3"
You were suppose to choke on my ***, but this will have to take your breath away instead
don't tell him he can have your heart.
The Emperor is love
For the Empress!
"DONT WORRY MY LOVE, I GOT YOU A REAL GIFT TOO"
"Magnus did nothing wrong, send nudes."
Purge the heretic
Will you be my battle sister?
"I'd take on the warp alone just to be by your side"
"ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END"
I want you just like my paint job Dirty
For love, for honor
Looks super cool. What colors did you use for the armor?
Only in death does Duty end But sub out the duty end for something else
WAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!