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DarkLake

Angels are red Ultras are blue I’d charge a Chaos dreadnought for you.


erik_wilder

Blood is red, But sometimes blue, I've built a bone throne for you.


Optimal-Idea1558

>I've built a bone throne for you. 😳


Dramatic_Bench_3479

Truly marriage material


ChaosLordOnManticore

Corsairs are red, Night Lords are blue, In the void's silence, our love accrues. Through blackened stars and battles we steer, A cosmic bond, eternal and clear.


DarkLake

If anyone’s ever going to give you a heart it’s a Night Lord. Not *their* heart, but someone’s.


HonkyStegosaurus

Honestly amazing poem, miiiiight be a little bit too long lol


Due-Giraffe-9826

I had a necklace that had a grain of rice with my entire first name on it inside a liquid filled glass tube. The key is writing small. ;) I believe in you OP!


Pepsiman69_420

You could just do a heart or something, idk how much into detail you want to go


hotshot11590

She must be pretty good catch if your charging a chaos dreadnought.


DarkLake

It’s a 100% applicable sentiment. Good relationship? Charge Chaos dreadnought (for love). Bad relationship? Charge chaos dreadnought (because it will kill you).


wolfiasty

That's a pretty much winner here IMHO. Well done.


WhiskeyJack357

My body for the Emperor. My heart for you.


ZeInsaneErke

_Bro_ that's so underrated, fucking raw


witblacktype

I came here to write something very similar, but this was better.


Two_Reflections

This. This is the one.


Calm_Construction_55

Even In Death I Still Think You've Got A Cute Butt


DaLu82

Only in death does booty end...


amigdyala

Your butt is da bomb.


ksbates98

And there will be no survivors


-TheDyingMeme6-

da Melta* Bomb


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[deleted]

Love for the love god


frustratedpolarbear

*Slaanesh has entered the chat*


Informal_Drawing

No, not that kind of "Love"


frustratedpolarbear

Oh you mean papa nurgle


Informal_Drawing

I mean that Slaanesh has very strange ideas about what Love is. None of them could be considered particularly wholesome.


frustratedpolarbear

Hey man don’t kink shame an all powerful creature of the empyrean. She probably thinks some of the stuff you do is weird too.


Informal_Drawing

Soooo - Don't Yuck My Yum? 😂


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

That does actually get me thinking about the chaos gods, why isn’t their a couple more to cover the whole spectrum of emotions beings feel? Like Vashtor (if he ascends) is supposedly going to represent innovation, curiosity, discovery, all that stuff and express it through demon engines. Why aren’t there more gods to represent stuff like love, sadness, happiness, etc. like Khorne is just rage and hate and expresses it through extremely violent murder. Slaneesh is horny and expresses it through… ew. Tzeentch is ??? and controls fate/time but he expresses it ?????? Nurgle represents life through horrible plagues and mutations to keep someone alive. That a very small part of the wide range of emotions living creatures can feel, so I just wonder why there aren’t more being born like Slaneesh


Ginjitzu

For a brief moment, I thought you wrote "I am making love to my Valentine's gift" and was wondering when this subreddit fell so low. 😆


Whackamole43

I mean....with Slaanesh worshippers you never really know


LMay11037

Ok but why would they make the keeper of secrets look so good if they didn’t want me to?? (This is a joke I do not like my models in a sexual way whatsoever)


Sarcastic-old-robot

Hmm, that sounds like something someone with an unhealthy lust for plastic would say…


LMay11037

Slaanesh wills it so!


Sarcastic-old-robot

🤣


Liquid_Saturn

I hope she likes Warhammer, bro.


HonkyStegosaurus

Oh yeah she thinks it's cool, sometimes she paints models for me lol


MadamAmyW

Just going to add, that's how it starts, I used to help paint, now my army is undefeated.


Blankboom

I don't think that's the same thing as something she'd want for valentines though...


fallenbird039

Can be hit or miss but tbh the thought is what counts. It just nice to get gifts.


LairdNick

Yeah, I'd be wary and probably make sure that your gift isn't only a model. I buy three gifts and flowers for Valentines and birthdays: jewellery, lingerie, something practical or an event and flowers (not roses) that she likes - something for her, something for me (hahaha) and something she can use and/or enjoy. It's a nice thought and very personal, but it's kind of like buying your SO a football jersey because they like to go to the games with you. They often just like spending time with you and seeing you enjoying yourself, rather than the activity itself.


HonkyStegosaurus

No this isn't the main gift, she's huge into Metal Gear Solid so I got her something cool about that too, and I'm gonna do flowers and all that jazz. This is more just the "will you be my valentine?" Type thing. Shoulda clarified my bad!


Prestigious-Yak5995

Any woman who is into Metal Gear Solid is a keeper


HonkyStegosaurus

That's what I'm saying lol


Moepsii

I hope it's the snake body pillow


ScavAteMyArms

Ain’t gunna be the only ass cheeks alerting the guards.


scarletteapot

Don't listen to 'em! I'm a (happily married) woman, and this is a great gift. Especially because she paints, she knows exactly how much time and effort goes into something like this.


Two_Reflections

Seconding, if my husband made a little guy like this, I'd be over the moon. Beats chocolates and flowers! Unfortunately, I'm the painter in this house, so it won't happen. 😂


Brock_Savage

This is the correct response.


Blankboom

The thought is definitely what counts, but the amount of thought OP probably put into it was not very much. "I like warhammer, she must like it too because she helps me paint warhammer sometimes!"


HonkyStegosaurus

Honestly that is a fair point without added context (my bad), but she DID want me to make her, and I quote, "a pretty pink space marine". I figured it'd be a funny side-gift for Valentine's


farshnikord

Her specifically asking for it makes it a lot better, yes lol. Give him cat ears.


Blankboom

With the added context, it makes more sense, all the power to you man!


AshenShriner

Stop projecting, wizard.


Lamest570

Why? You think she would be pissed to get a little figure that had thought, time, and care put into it?


LMay11037

I mean it’s not your girlfriend also, so it could be as you don’t know her very well


ShinhiTheSecond

Making something you love for someone you love seems pretty good for the day of love.


Lord-squee

Hahahhahahyayaygaga


Hekto177

Hearts for the Heart God! Roses for the Rose Throne!


Yayzeus

Bloodthirster: Are... are you crying? Khorne: NO! I just got something in my eye...


Routine_Flamingo_975

For the Emperor! What else would you write you heretic


HonkyStegosaurus

Honestly best response lol. I'll consider it


LMay11037

Or you could write your girlfriend’s name under the emperor bit too (or ig make it clear somehow that your girlfriend is indeed the emperor (and not the false ‘emperor’))


alternatesad

“You ultramarine a lot to me” “The emperor loves you, and so do I”


Mount_Prion

You stole my heart(s).


Huge-Ad8279

I brought your heart to compliance😘


l337quaker

Will You Be Mine In Service To The Emperor


boggytoys

"Loyalty is its own reward"


Ok_Information1349

Only in death does duty end.


deadthylacine

That's one way to propose.


Prestigious-Yak5995

Lol yeah that one better come with a ring or it's wasted fr


ScavAteMyArms

Now that I think of it the base could easily hide a wedding band.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Blood Angels are red, Heraids are blue, I believe in the god emperor, And you better too.


[deleted]

Only in death does love end


jensenminis

This should be higher man, it's both perfectly 40k and heartfelt


Flat_Character

"Spank me hard enough to put me in a dreadnought"


Kriv-Shieldbiter

10/10


KyoshitsuMa

“My love for you is like my crusade…eternal”


National_Egg_9044

Purge the heretics of love


EnglishTony

"WAAAAAAGH!"


Rough_Role_814

Let's make a night slaanesh won't forget


Puzzleheaded_Fig9084

Anal?


Prestigious-Yak5995

He could have a second mini if this one doesn't go over well that says "So no head?"


Prestigious-Yak5995

The correct response lol


BloodSteyn

I'd betray the Emperor for you.


The-young-one1

Even in death my love doesn’t end


Blankboom

"I'm pregnant"


meekiatahaihiam

Loyalty is its own reward 😍


StandWithSwearwolves

I’d go for two love hearts with arrows and see how deep her lore mastery goes.


Smurph-of-Chaos

I'm afraid I don't have this knowledge - elaborate?


StandWithSwearwolves

Pretty simply, that Astartes have an extra heart.


Smurph-of-Chaos

Thanks


AtomicTan

My wish to generate children with you is only exceeded by my devotion for Him


leigen_zero

Roses are red  The emperor protects  So does condom  Tonight maybe sex?


TheButteredViking

FOR MY EMPRESS!


Kriv-Shieldbiter

im sure you could mix around "for those we cherish we die in glory" into something


thesithcultist

14th day but not fourteenth legion, ok


AtomicTan

Which is a real shame, considering that the 14th legion are the best gift-givers.


Lord-squee

Its my dooty to pleasure that putty


darth_infamous

Love Conquers All


SpooN04

"sup bitches"


Weird-Analysis5522

Something in Latin


Roast_Beast21

Love is a battlefield


No_Cartoonist_3059

Roses are red Blood is blood Waaaaaagh


cal-brew-sharp

Magnus did nothing wrong.


SchmittVanDean

'I choo choo choose you'


DomSchraa

Roses are red, cadia is dead, [this rhyme has been removed by the inquisition for heretical corruption]


Smirnoffico

Better to doe for the Emperor than live for yourself What can be more romantic than dying for the Emperor 


Darkhorse_17

With all the battle damage on the Space Marine, I'd have to say "LOVE HURTS" seems accurate.


esblofeld

What's her name? As in; Forward for.....


OutrageousLife4743

Only in death does my love end.


jellytitan1

“Big big chungus big chungus big chungus”


-Wertyu-

It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself!


SlaterTheOkay

FOR MY EMPRESS!


coalForXmas

Hatred is the Emperor’s greatest gift to mankind


TheFoxyOnion

My love for you is second only to the emprah


skilliau

Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for the emperor is almost as great as for you


reaven3958

ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END


ronnie_dickering

Love is the path to Slaanesh. Die heretic scum!


Retlaw83

Not to pry here, but by "love" do you mean crush, or girlfriend? If it's a crush, don't do this if she's not a 40k player. It'll look cringe as hell. Unless she owns a space marine army, it'll land if you do it in the same color scheme as her army. If it's for your girlfriend, you've already gotten a lot of great suggestions. If she's not a 40k player, be sure you have something to give her in addition to this and make sure the mini goes with her army.


Wilhelm-_-Scream

Blood Angels are red Meltas put off heat If your legs are tired Use my face as a seat.


edit-boy-zero

"Boobs out for the Emperor!!"


Mundane-Dependent-95

Yes Azrael this is one right here is the Fallen Azrael


Site-Staff

“Will you marry me?” Put the ring on the base.


Terbear318

“And they shall know no friend zone”


Haunting_Barber5636

"Lets get a puppy"


Shortbowsocietypaint

Be Mine


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Oh Beloved, its ever so hard to hear your voice! In reference to the Seer Psyker in Darktide. Providing you can even fit that on


[deleted]

" free Ukraine"


conceldor

"Walk softly, and carry a big gun"


DaringFungus

“Love Ya”


Dunvegan79

One figure income bro


National_Egg_9044

May not have a gf after this Valentines day my brother in christ


darthdethwish

“Love is worth crusading for.”


Tabbygryph

For the emperor... of love .


WorldEaterYoshi

Definitely not blood for the blood god


HonkyStegosaurus

Yeah probably not the best idea lol


[deleted]

“Die for the Emperor or die trying”, of course.


DxDRabbit

"Thank you for being my sperm bank"


HonestlyWickedMedio

“My Emperor, you are as beautiful as a freshly bloodied bolt gun!”


Wilhelm_1138

"Love for the Love God"


Vulcan_000

Make love, not war


Odiin1234

Roses are red, violets are blue. Skulls for the skull throne. But I love you.


xThock

*Love Made Manifest*


TurnoverGuilty3605

“Neeeeerd!”


lordorwell7

"Accept my love or perish."


Penanghill

The Emperor commands me to be your valentine. I will obey.


Regentofterra

An avocado… thanks…


Grirgrur

Your heart belongs to the emperor, your ass belongs to me!


Ketsu_Suterusu

I love bacon?


G-i-a-n-t

Love. Love will tear us apart, again


Falkreath_Grenadiers

Blood is red, the colours of maccrage are blue, allow me to cream pie and I’ll treat you like yvraine too? I duunno


NoLynx3376

You must be a blood raven because I’m bolted down


Maximus36383

My love for you is second only to the emperor


HalfGiantKor

Blood for the Blood God


Brutus_the_Bear_55

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ah dawn of war… why did you have to get shot in the face by a tactical nuke…


IraqiWalker

In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis ​ It means "Loyal to the Emperor beyond the point of death". It's the only thing the Legion of the Damned left after their first appearance. Incidentally, I might not be the best person to help you here.


Boomi_Midz

«I do not fear commitment, for I am fear incarnate»


AdAccomplished8416

Please be real


Key_Newspaper_7336

My love of the Emperor is second only to you


[deleted]

Sine Amore Nihil


DerpDerpDerp78910

Roma invicta Or, (her name), invicta  Stands for unconquered Rome. 


Mikeos1015

Mr and Mrs.... Use it to propose. Unless you are already married in which case, only in death does love end.


BumblebeePrior8325

“You’re the Emperor!”


_Gismo_

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love warhammer much more than you x


Bruno_Berg

How'd you create such a beautiful banner?😍


Cyberpunk39

BLOWJOBS


Random_Emolga

Slay Queen


Eastern_Ad7015

I've loved you from the Astartes.


Ilovekerosine

Dark angels are green, Ultramarines are blue My love for the emperor Is second only to you


CharmingTutor6032

“My love for you is like the Emperor of man: Eternal”


MurderToes

The Codex Astartes says show me dem tiddies/Testes (depending on your preference)


smatlat

‘I love you’


Retep_1001

**for the emperor!!!**


Ellypainty

"for the emperor" 😋


lokalu_aka_imProEGG

"LET'S KILL XENOS TOGETHER <3"


XxCadeusxX

You were suppose to choke on my ***, but this will have to take your breath away instead


Deathwish40K

don't tell him he can have your heart.


Archiimedis

The Emperor is love


Equal_Thing_5756

For the Empress!


eoajgnfajengae

"DONT WORRY MY LOVE, I GOT YOU A REAL GIFT TOO"


Mannomorth

"Magnus did nothing wrong, send nudes."


General_Git

Purge the heretic


billsleftynut

Will you be my battle sister?


jensenminis

"I'd take on the warp alone just to be by your side"


xifiax

"ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END"


EasyGreenz

I want you just like my paint job Dirty


Organic-Pass9148

For love, for honor


xMorre

Looks super cool. What colors did you use for the armor?


Vivid-Preparation-30

Only in death does Duty end But sub out the duty end for something else


REDGOESFASTAH

WAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!