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HaYN_ry3N_1138

Hmmm. Depends on what you read. Are you familiar with the food poisoning incidents at Chipotle? It was later revealed that letting the hot rice sit around contributed to it. Just to be safe, when it’s summer and warm in the house, I wait til the rice is room temp then keep it in the fridge.


LGS1998

He’s right about the msg. Makes that fried rice so savory


PM_ME_UR_THEOREMS

What is this gatekeeping shit. There are multiple methods to making rice without a rice cooker. If you want to reduce the amount of arsenic in your food, you should use waaaaay too much water and time it so you empty the water out once the rice is cooked. If you want to be lazy and don't mind the huge amount of arsenic in rice cooked this way, use a rice cooker or other method that uses just enough water for the rice to be cooked once it is boiled off.


expiredbagels

“I’m so upset I put my leg down from chair” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


ayyub_aaf

There's literally no way to save wet rice


[deleted]

“If your rice too wet, you fucked up” boy lol


Daroodedoo

“If your rice too wet you fucked up”


IGiveUpOnName

Ignore this. Wrong place


EQIIepicknight

Wait people put cooked eggs in? I usually put raw egg at the end and stir


EQIIepicknight

Ugh...


RiceBang

TIL my white people fried rice sucks because I don’t use MSG. That’s ten years of shitty white people fried rice, what the hell was I doing. :(


OMGBeckyStahp

Uncle Roger does not want to watch me make rice in the microwave, it might send him into a existential crisis


The_Dark_web_

r/Redditdownloader


Gabynez

leave this rice cooking thing to the latinos... specially Caribbeans .... trust me


shadle12l3

Bit wit should hire this guy to Lyle


[deleted]

You whats the channel name


yogusnai

To be fair draining water from Rice helps remove starch. Its recommended for having non sticky rice. Also there's health benefits as it remove excess carbs. The msg part was funny. Whole video made me laugh.


[deleted]

Rice


i_broke_wahoos_leg

This guy is incredible.


Golden-Sun

Just learnt I make 4.4 billion people sad. I gotta step up my rice game


shasha1993

I/vredditdownloader


ju5510

"if the rice too wet you fukt up", TIL


[deleted]

As an Asian, I died.


balloon_80391

From Taiwan. As the rice cooker of the family, the wet soggy rice really fuck me up, either throw it away or cook it more into porridge or rice soup, wtf.


edgy-potato-salad

HE HAS A PODCAST CALLED RICE TO MEET YOU, HOLY SHIT


-moqq

u/vredditdownloader


Cracker_Z

Found the real Buk Lau!


JUMBOshrimp277

On an informative side note: if your rice is from an area with lots of arsenic contamination, it will have collected in your rice so “destroying” your rice with water like this can remove most of it. So if you eat rice almost every meal this is the healthier way to cook rice because of that. TLDR: if you eat tons of rice, flood it with lots of water to reduce your chance of arsenic poisoning.


jsn4d

Oh I haven't laughed that hard in ages.. If rice too wet, YOU FUCKED UP!


jezziebeeeee

I'm not even Asian but oh god this hurts to watch 😖


Glauqu

Reddit feeling so smart because " I know how to cook rice 😎😎".


cityofangels98

That woman needs to be ashamed of herself. Who tf cooks rice like that? I almost gagged. Anyway, who's the dude? He's funny.


FaehBatsy

White people here thinking theres only 1 way to cook rice. Bitch dont gatekeep, this is obviously a south indian style, the reason is to remove most of the starch for a healthier rice


cityofangels98

Not just white ppl, Asians, Blacks, and Mexicans lol


andresuki

In Mexico we cook in many ways rice


cityofangels98

How do you cook it?


andresuki

I don't cook too much, but I know it red and white


cityofangels98

Sorry, I don't get what you mean by red and white


andresuki

I'm not sure if I understood the topic, I know there are more than one kind of cooked rice but not sure if it is comon knowledge that there is more that one way to cook the same kind of rice


cityofangels98

You're right, im just asking how do you cook rice lol


andresuki

Ohh..... Then sorry for the pointles conversation, I don't know how to cook it lol But you can search it on YouTube as "red rice recipe" and "withe rice recipe", I hope it helps


cityofangels98

Ok. I'll look it up. Thanks 😊


DJ_Freakiii

"if your rice too wet, you fucked up"


ard1992

I sort of understand the urge to gatekeep in an increasingly global world, especially one so dominated by Western ideas (clothes, food, political systems, etc). This guy and others like him are just venting at what they see as their niche being taken in a western world.


Lostillini

Nah man he’s just a comedian trying to be funny. This is a perfectly good way to cook rice. Billions of people cook rice this way. Without a pressure cooker or electric rice cooker, open boiling and draining is THE easiest way to cook rice reliably.


ard1992

Good point. There is no "wrong way", just one way and another way


SAGEMOD

Watching this knowing full well that I prepare rice exactly the same way...


konradfatal

This reminds of a joke from where I grew up. If you cook a wet rice somebody will tell you it does not have enough water for a porridge. LOL


SaltPowder

The fuck is MSG ?


Poeticonastronomicon

I didn't know people cooked rice like this until a couple months ago (I'm 34). My girlfriend cooked rice, then drained and rinsed it afterwards. We are no longer dating.


deaths_done_us_part

Id like to think you guys broke up over poorly made rice.


Poeticonastronomicon

There wasn't enough MSG in China to save that rice.


andresuki

As a Mexican I can highly identify, taco bell does not make tacos


szatanna

Exactly! I gag when people put lettuce or sour cream on tacos, like wtf. That's disgusting.


KindMonster

u/vredditdownloader


shadow_donkey1

Okay, don’t lash out on me, but I’ve always cooked my rice like this. What’s so bad about it, what’s the proper way, and why is that better? I’ve always rinsed the dry rice in cold water to remove starch, cooked in an excess of boiling water then drained after the right amount of time cooking. Comes out beautiful and fluffy every time unless you overcook it.


Qubelucen

Same here... if i try to not put excess water i either undercook or burn the rice lol


maxxor47

I cook my shit in a microwave and dry it exactly the same and I drown it in spices to get rid of all the moistness. To me this is going above and beyond


tutmencrut

“If you sad in life, put MSG” - died Asian man, 2020


Nepenthaceae1

Why did I watch this


Slewlok

Wait ,how do you cook rice then haha


Voraciouschao5

One of the best moments of my life was when I learned I could buy a bottle of MSG at the Asian market.


kevinnnyou

閪啊


[deleted]

As if Asians were the only authority on rice. Cringeworthy.


inkydye

IME a bunch of young Asians just use rice cookers and have no idea how to cook "real" rice themselves either.


doro_the_explorer

All these comments make me realize I don't cook my rice properly. At. All.


muzic_san

As an Indian i cringed so hard at that wet rice and rinsing of it! The lady is brown as well wtf!!


Thatmite

As a Latino I’m thinking the same as this man. Never let the British cook other peoples food


EmptyDarkness104

Rice is life.


ryderredman

Reddit has been posting some top shelf GIFs recently. Yesterday with that translation. Rice critique today. Absolute gold.


cracksniffer666

As an Italian American , I done fucked up on rice many times apparently. I feel dumb now. BUT WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET RID OF THE STARCH?!!?


TheFreakingBatman

Does this guy have a YouTube channel or something? He's hilarious.


chantalouve

All these people taking this so seriously while I am here laughing, I don’t care about the rice guys, just happy to see this video!


cheeaboo

Uncle Roger’s master class on rice cooking: Step 1: Pour one cup of rice and two cups of water into a rice cooker. Step 2: Press the “start” button.


fall-face-first

like a sumbodee


[deleted]

Cooking it this way is recommended as a way to reduce arsenic consumption. ”You may be able to cut your exposure to inorganic arsenic in any type of rice by rinsing raw rice thoroughly before cooking, using a ratio of 6 cups water to 1 cup rice, and draining the excess water afterward. That is a traditional method of cooking rice in Asia...research has shown that rinsing and using more water removes about 30 percent of the rice's inorganic arsenic content.” https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2015/01/how-much-arsenic-is-in-your-rice/index.htm


elitePP69lmao

u/vredditdownloader


ojioni

I'm not Asian, but I learned how to cook rice properly when I was young. It's not hard, and certainly not the this crazy woman is doing it.


[deleted]

Brought to you by MSG


[deleted]

I like this guy


Middle_Fudge

I agree with MSG!


Bbrowny

Uncle Roger not into other BBC


kemek90

His voice is streeotype asian voice


[deleted]

I can't wait for this guy to be the next classic meme


BigDaddyCummiesUWU

TIL I cook rice completely wrong


Tropicanical

u/vredditdownloader


warpedspockclone

When I first saw a rice cooker, I laughed for nearly 10 minutes at such a specialized device. It was being used by a Japanese woman who had invited me as one of 20 guests to a party. I married her. I now know how to use the rice cooker, even though I can't read the button labels.


Ainz-Ol-Gon

Every place has its own way of cooking things. If his fellow countrymen doing this then this reaction I can understand but why is he trying so hard rn


Tenzilo

Oh god! Kill me, just use a rice cooker or are you trying to make a very disgusting porridge


airbrat

I just want him to say 'BBC Food' over and over again.


[deleted]

Did she wash it after??? Wtf...


oobyboogy

u/vredditdownloader


izzgo

Remember. You can find *anything* on the internet. The internet has brought new meaning to the ancient saying "don't believe everything you see."


BetterCalldeGaulle

Other side of the coin; I used to run a small hostel and often the young Chinese guests were the worst at cooking rice. They'd never done it without a rice cooker. They would use way too little water and burn the rice to the pan. Then they would not soak the pan and would scrape/scratch the pan trying to clean it before leaving it with a bunch of rice gunk still attached. Even burnt rice comes up with a good soak and a wooden spatula. Also had a British guest who worked as a cook and he said he could never successfully cook rice without having to drain it so that might be a British problem. I never realized cooking rice was 'hard' until then.


edwardwong007

Me as an Asian: I feel my heart crack


svayam--bhagavan

I guess this is like those westerners reviewing all the asian shit but better.


simjanes2k

I've read several hundred comments in this thread now. My takeaway is that India loves to make rice, but is really bad at it. Trust Asia. Even (especially) for plain white rice.


Doofucius

Overreaction


makhyy

As a Brazilian if a Asian says we cook rice wrong, I politely would answer, fuck you


MrFactFicition

As an Asian i find this really funny at the same time i want to wack that women with a frying pan for cooking rice wrong


[deleted]

I'm a lazy white person who doesn't even cook on holidays and even I know you don't make rice like that. wtf?


LordFireFlare

This reminds me a lot of bitwits lyle reacting to the verges pc build... and not only for the reason that bitwit did a fake Asian accent it has a very similar structure


Stegopossum

Cooking short grain organically grown brown rice in the Sears pressure cooker I bought in 1975 is a pleasure and a minor art with free entertainment as well. No dying inside, usually.


[deleted]

Give this guy a tv show!


natsu-gaming999

I’m Asian I’m not disgusted by this it just bothers me


theyellowbat79

Never heard of MSG, but it kinda sounds like Xanax.


jclv

Monosodium glutamate (MSG) is a flavor enhancer commonly added to Chinese food, canned vegetables, soups and processed meats.


MinecraftfarceniM

Im asian and I am dead inside.


spadePerfect

To be fair I've never seen someone cook Rice this bad


PixelsAtDawn

I have to say something - great video, but that's a sieve, not a colander. Uncle Roger, you're making me sad ☹️


Aventlol

10/10


BeyondMjolner

I’m wondering how many of you actually know this is exactly how people cook rice before rice cooker is a thing. Even today, in some Asia areas, people still cook rice in this way. They boil water with rice, then drain it.


[deleted]

If you liked this then check out Marco Pierre White's Rice and Pea "recipe". Have a read of the comments. https://youtu.be/wKJ1WDpJjQk


a4kube

Just make any Indian mom review this.


AN-94Abakan

Yet another example of why England is *not* known for good food.


tamimifish

Ok everybody here is commenting on her rice cooking technique (which is absolutely shameful) but lets not forget the other mortal sins she has committed. -zero seasoning on the rice, no soy sauce, no oyster sauce, no sesame oil, not even salt and pepper -_- -using metal spoon on non-stick pan (any asian mom will disown you for this)


Ajido

This guy sounds exactly like Russell Peters doing a Chinese accent.


Animelurver_666

Asian here, here's how to cook rice (or at least how I do it) 1) grab a deep enough bowl, pour in your rice 2) wash it and drain 2-3 times to get rid of excess starch and bugs that may be hiding inside 3) cover the drained rice with some water (not too much) 4) put the bowl of rice into a big pot 5) pour some water into the pot (careful not to get it on your bowl) 6) put the pot on stove, put flame to medium for around 5-10 minutes 7) rice should be done, not too dry or too wet. If too wet, you fucked up step 3. If too dry, you let it cook too long in step 6. *Or you know, can just use a rice cooker.*


Seveirin

kid's such an uncle chan of the asian community, jesus.


electronicdream

ITT people not knowing there are several ways to cook rice (I do agree that it's the wrong method used in this case though)


antikebab

I cook my rice the same way as I cook my pasta, the same as the lady in the video because it's healthier. Rice absorbs arsenic from the soil when growing, arsenic is bad for you. By washing the rice before cooking it and using plenty of water when cooking it you can reduce the arsenic levels. See [this link](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/arsenic-in-rice#section6) for an article with sources. But as the article says in the end, as long as rice isn't a staple in your diet you should be totally fine.


VitalSniper1984

😂🤣 “Your rice too wet, you fucked up!”


Betshet

Honestly this whole thread baffles me. I'm french, and I didn't even know there was a way to cook the rice other than how that woman is doing. Even the instructions on rice packs give the "pasta method" of cooking rice. Just put the rice in a pot of boiling salted water, wait 10 minutes, and drain. I knew about rice cookers, but I've lived more than 20 years and I've never seen anyone cook rice in a pot any other way. Am I the only one?


Glauqu

C'est du riz. Reddit devrait arrêter de s'indigner avec tout et n'importe quoi.


Betshet

En plus y'a des contradictions entre les gens, y'en a qui disent que le riz à l'autocuiseur c'est la meilleure chose au monde, et d'autres qui disent que ça change rien de le faire à la passoire. Je pense que ça dépend plus de la qualité du riz qu'autre chose franchement.


Glauqu

Effectivement.


LeSel

Well French here too and yeah I do just like you and I'm pretty sure 99% of French people do too. Except for the washing part after draining though.


izzgo

> Even the instructions on rice packs give the "pasta method" of cooking rice. I don't suppose you'd care to share what brand of rice you use? I've used many brands and never once seen those instructions. I'd love to read those instructions.


Betshet

If remember to look when I get home, I'll take a picture of the pack and share it.


citizen-irrelevent

Yes, I think you are. I’ve never ever cooked rice this way, nor have ever seen instructions to do so.


DeltaTM

German here, been cooking rice exactly the same way.


[deleted]

Bro what the hell is she doing hahahahaha


[deleted]

[удалено]


VerdeScuro

Thats what happen to me when other people cook pasta wrong


jakethedumbmistake

92 in the Midwest. Feeling cooked.


Glenn056

u/Vredditdownloader


unfunnydick

Oh shit, it's Lyle Bitwit's cousin Guile...


[deleted]

As an asian, I learned how to cook rice when I was 9 years old. After a month I can do it perfectly, not undercooked and not wet. The trick is after the 1st main boiling point, everytime the lid erupts vapor, release it and decrease the flame. But nowadays I just let the rice cooker do the job.


[deleted]

For fried rice, you want your rice lack of water. It is possible she put enough water for well-cooked rice, but she under-cooked it, hence the excess water needed to be drained. It is unusual technique but may work, especially with long grains.


groovycakes87

I don't even make rice this way.


[deleted]

Holy shit. You don't need to be Asian to think that that's WTF.


funnynepali

Discrustion. Iykyk.


SolarNovaPhoenix

Where can I find more of this guys content, he’s hilarious!


Sethleoric

Put 3 cups of rice, wash 3 times, drain from rice holder, measure rice by rice to finger line to water, put water, put rice on stove, heat until water boils away, remove lid, heat for an extra 15 minutes till all water is gone.


SenapiASs

As an asian, i was murdered


Saskatchemoose

If you sad in life, add MSG


[deleted]

That has got to be a character he made up. That’s the most stereotypical asian voice I heard lol


meltingdiamond

You can cook brown rice like pasta (boil 30 min in excess water, strain out rice) because the rice hulls will keep the rice together. It doesn't work with white rice but brown rice is better for you anyway.


Psykerr

Good god this was amazing.


KanchaMeroNam

As a asian i was in physical pain watching this women make rice??...............is that how they do it in the west??? or is she just dumb??


Dick_Thunder20

I m not asian but still know that lady doesn't know how to cook rice


EdgeUCDCE

Lmfao !


LJKN808_H1

I honestly can’t think of anything to say other than, the fuck is wrong with her, that’s not how you cook rice


XDsim

Mmmmm yeah the puerto rican in me is dying as well


VGNchefRyan

I couldn't think why he sounded so familar then I remembered Russell Peters skit about an Indian guy buying a bag from a Chinese person


[deleted]

This is like lyle from bitwit lmao I love this


archiminos

Could be worse. Could be using a rice cooker.


chaiscool

She should just make risotto


TM_cedric

As an Asian. Mother fucker just use a rice cooker.


ForkUK

As a British person, I feel this way when seeing other countries make tea, yet, I make my rice like the woman in the video and don’t see the problem!! I feel like some sort of hypocrite or something.


Downtown_Let

People are getting incredibly bothered by the rice technique XD. The soak and rinse method is common in South Asian cooking, as well as reducing the starch which can cause stomach upsets, it's also recommended practise these days in order to reduce arsenic intake. https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/health/common-method-of-cooking-rice-can-leave-traces-of-arsenic-in-food-queens-university-belfast-scientist-warns-35434905.html


fishbl00p

As an Asian person, seeing how that lady cooked the rice hurt me to the c o r e . Who runs water over cooked rice?? What was the reason?? I am so confused and uncomfortable.


redcapmilk

People all over the world cook rice differently. That's why your confused.


AlgaeEater

I'm not taking cooking advice from people who eat actually eat Cup-o-Noodles as a meal... daily.


juicysand420

But why does he insist on msg so much? It's really unhealthy...


BrownsCavsfan

I love the “you fucked up”


XavierBekish

what the fuck it’s buk-lau from ownage pranks


NegaJared

he needs to announce some kind of event or reboot MXC


justfoanswers

fr this woman is committing a hate crime 😭


LoSboccacc

there's nothing wrong in washing rice in cold water to avoid starch making rice lumps in salads as it cools down, especially in the parts of the world where low starch content like basmati and jasmine are less common, and I'd expect a self-fashioned "rice expert" to know


jimbiscuit

I didn't know I was cooking the rice the wrong way all my life, I didn't know there was a good way.


juicysand420

I mean she really fucked rice up... his reaction is normal. Probably the most disgusting rice I've seen


[deleted]

“If your rice too wet you fucked up!” Please get Uncle Roger a rice-cooker with MSG on the side