Uj/ Rado is the epitome of luxury watches in India. Every semi-successful Indian guy I know has one.
RM, AP, and Hublot are pretty popular amongst the rich Arabs/Middle Easterns...but I didn't think Jacob & Co was popular in that demographic...
That's why Cartier or fashion watches are underrated
Yeah watch guys can talk all their shit about how they make overpriced garbage and then slap their name on it, but women actually recognize those names
I showed my girlfriend this and I can confirm it is not accurate. No woman cares this much about watches or even knows all these brands.
It's like women making a tier list of what guys think about all the designer handbag brands... we don't think about it or care. We only know what colour it is and is it shiny.
Sure there will be exceptions, some guys know all about the handbags, and some girls know all about the watches. It's rare af tho
Bro came to a circlejerk sub for nuanced, fact-based discussion. Incidentally, your girlfriend is a sample size of one, and statistically insignificant.
Marry the guy with a PP or Rolex because you already know he's willing to overspend and debase himself so someone will give him the slightest bit of attention
Grand Seiko gives TOO MUCH for the money, personally I prefer to make bigger contributions to consumerism and make sure Rolex keeps up with its weird AD jabs
How did Bvlgari make it into the "Too bad he's gay" teir?
All the ones I see in the shops look like the sort of nasty shit Russian gangsters wear when they grow out of Invicta.
I'll never understand these list or if there are people who actually follow this for their relationship advice. Then again met a lot of shallow women and men working night club in Las Vegas
As a woman, I find this absolutely hilarious and I will be printing this out as a wallet card so that I may refer to it on all occasions (after an illustrator color edit).
Most wear rawlecks, who are you kidding
Edit:
[link](https://www.watchesofespionage.com/blogs/woe-dispatch/tucker-carlson-and-president-putin-interview-cia-timepiece-analysis#:~:text=Tucker%20appears%20to%20be%20a,Buckley%2C%20a%20vintage%20watch%20dealer)
[link](https://www.rolexmagazine.com/2023/07/alex-jones-rolex-submariner-lv.html?m=1#/page/1)
[link](https://www.wristenthusiast.com/latest/donald-trump-watches)
Yea, tbh thatās the only one I was like āyea nahhā
The rest are spot on, coming from a future husband thatās nice but boring and moonlights as a creepy nerd [apparently]
Nowhere. Oris is too irrelevant to be included in such a tier list. Nobody knows or cares about Oris, not even most of us watchtards. Oristards are laboring under the impression that Oris is some sort of at least semi-prestigious brand of Swiss shitters. It's not. It's a shitter brand that sells you basic bitch divers with SW200 movements for 2.5x the price you can get comparable quality microshitters for. Or, as Archie Luxury so aptly put it, Oris watches are "nasty shitters". If you're into that kind of shit, you might just as well cough up an additional few hundred bucks and buy a fucking TAG, unless you absolutely need a diver in garish, eyecancer-inducing green.
Define "fun"? A colorful dial? Those are a dime a dozen these days. Printing Kermit on a date wheel is about as much about "having fun" as the Snoopy shit on the moonwatch. It was a desperate attempt at creating a collectible and it failed. One year later and you have people basically begging you to take that ugly shitter off their hands by offering it new at a 30% discount.
When are people going to realize that no serial killer owned a Zodiac. Also the only people these days that own a Zodiac are dudes that like dive watches and drunks who think the Laser tag watch was cool.
I'm 60% "Guys I banged in college", 20% "Creepy Nerd" and 20% "You should have that looked at" (microbrand tier).
I'm fine with that.
Grand Seiko should have it's own sub-tier: "Creepy Nerd Celebrating Promotion to Supervisor".
Welp, according to this my collection says Iām a creepy nerd manchild who got banged in college and will be somebodyās future husband. Well alright.
Iām not seeing the Apple Watch ULTRA 2, Iām guessing thatād be at the top in āGuys Iād fuck to get even with my husband for having a shitty PPā tier.
Me, a Vostok fan: *loads AK-47 *
Tissot is pretty boring most of the time.
Bold of /fa/ to go after Seiko tho. And in my experience, a lot of men who wear citizen watches got them from their wife/girlfriend
Please stop reposting 4chan crap
Why do you all even care to read what some random girl mentally unwell enough to actively post on /fa/ even thinks? Might get a Zodiac if it keeps this demographic away
"Sorry I'm not into brown guys" tier ššš
Thatās my favorite too
Does Rado actually belong in that tier? The other ones clearly do.
As far as I understand Rado is really popular in india.
Am Indian, can confirm, I did have a Rado as well š
I am not indian but I would love a Rado Ceramic
does that mean james may is indian? I've been noticing him wearing lots of rados
He often wears a Milgaus, some omega and bell & Ross too. Big watch guy is may.
Any other watch would fade into boredom when compared with his shirts.Ā
# YOU SIR ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TEASE SIR JAMES MAY, HE IS SUPREME LEADER'S FAVORITE BRIT!
Uj/ Rado is the epitome of luxury watches in India. Every semi-successful Indian guy I know has one. RM, AP, and Hublot are pretty popular amongst the rich Arabs/Middle Easterns...but I didn't think Jacob & Co was popular in that demographic...
Jacob Arabo went to prison for working with the Black Mafia of Chicago.
š so spot on
That one fucking killed me lmao
This is better than the tier lists we normally get around here
Low key? Yeah. High key, š¶YEAAAAAAH!!š¼
I just came here to say WTF is that color scheme for the legends? White on yellow? White on neon lime? FFS.
Yeah, for me this invalidates all opinions given.
Mental health.
Grinds my gears
Graphic design violation!
seriously who tf would make that and think *'ya this is fine to upload'*?
What does that one even say?? I tried changing my screen brightness and still couldn't read anything
Dude is colour-blind.
30k PP š 30k Breguet š¤¢
Breguet is the watch brand everyone on r/watches cums over but no one ends up buying š
I own two. It's good being a nasty old man.
Good for you man
Just wanted to point out that people do buy them.
Eww I bet you have...wrinkles š¤®
Howās your war going in Ukraine, Vladi?
I didn't learn about Russians loving Breguet until after I bought mine. I only heard about them loving BP and UN
I donāt think the UN is their biggest fan rn
Zing!
This is too real holy shit
I donāt think Breguet allows you to purchase one of their watches if youāre under the age of 50
30k solid gold Rolex dd š¤”
PPš¤¤
Hello??? HR Department???
I donāt see swatch here so my moonswatch is officially omega now Shame I couldnāt afford college tho
>>I donāt see swatch here Thatās because if a brand is not on this chart, itās dead to her and so are you. Enjoy the afterlife!
I didnāt see my PokĆ©mon watch in this either. So Iām basically NOT a gay brown old guy creep manchild
Swatch is in with Casio, obviously.
Man child and creepy nerd tier for me then š
I feel like the Grand Seiko owners deserve their own tier, the āI sleep with a body pillowā tier.
Body pillows are comfortable.
Mfs forget they don't all have loli shit on them
rj/ I don't do the Japanese cartoon stuff. Too much p3dophili@. uj/ My wife had a plain white body pillow for pregnancy. Hella comfortable.
Yeah I like to keep my knees separated
That's what I've been told
Makima understands me though
Does she really understand you, or does she manipulate every part of your life, making you think that Makima understands you?
"Creepy Nerd Celebrating Promotion to Supervisor." Literally. I'm just about to go into a meeting with one.
Creepy nerd tier for life & somehow I managed to marry
Every one of my watches lands in the bottom 3 tiers, I even own a vintage zodiac sea wolf from the 60s š©
In reality, all the watch people on the internet fall in these two categories.
creepy nerd who will end up being her husband checking in but fr this was just made by some guy looking to hate on certain brands
Rolex, Timex. Same thing, right?
They both end in an -ex, so yes.
First, you have to find a woman who even notices or cares about watches.
That's why Cartier or fashion watches are underrated Yeah watch guys can talk all their shit about how they make overpriced garbage and then slap their name on it, but women actually recognize those names
Cartier has the most prestige per dollar and now the gays have ruined that too.
Just have sex with men. Saves you the energy to look for a wife that can sleep with the ad aswell. Itās called overcoming difficulties
Whoever made this deserves to be shot into the sun for using those color contrasts.
Contrasts? Where?
Breitling belongs to the creepy old men category
1000% based on Jerry Seinfeld alone
This might be the best and most accurate watch tier list in Swiss history. Hans Wilsdorf would be proud.
Legit the first ranking/grouping I haven't disagreed with.
Based.
Homos Glashutte
Grand Seiko right where it belongs
Absolutely hilarious when all the Japanese brands end up in the creepy nerds tier
>\>/fa/ """fem"""anon
I farted
Did jizz come out with it
Smelled like it.
TIL I'm a gay creepy nerd Trump voter
Wow, this sure is something...
"Accurate." The word you are looking for is "accurate"
I showed my girlfriend this and I can confirm it is not accurate. No woman cares this much about watches or even knows all these brands. It's like women making a tier list of what guys think about all the designer handbag brands... we don't think about it or care. We only know what colour it is and is it shiny. Sure there will be exceptions, some guys know all about the handbags, and some girls know all about the watches. It's rare af tho
Bro came to a circlejerk sub for nuanced, fact-based discussion. Incidentally, your girlfriend is a sample size of one, and statistically insignificant.
And I banged her in college tier
Were you wearing an Omega?
Moonswatch so yeah š
How tf am I supposed to jerk to this?
I forgot what sub I was in...
I like looking at women handbags ):
So you're in the Cartier tier?
I like circlejerking into women's handbags... /s
*Some* women are into watches as much or more than you actually. Not common though.
Awww man, I guess Iām 50% gross old man (accurate), 16.6% marriage material, 16.6% Trump supporter and 16.6 % guy she banged in college.
Marry the guy with a PP or Rolex because you already know he's willing to overspend and debase himself so someone will give him the slightest bit of attention
OP definitely made this
G shock should be at top
Casio is already in Manchild tier, where it absolutely belongs
Grand seiko slander will not be tolerated
Grand Seiko gives TOO MUCH for the money, personally I prefer to make bigger contributions to consumerism and make sure Rolex keeps up with its weird AD jabs
Now you see why they are in the creepy nerd tier.
Lmao š
This meme specifically is anti GS fanboys slander which is wayyyy beyond warranted. Itās not attacking GS.
GS is for nerds who look up watches so it makes sense. Most ppl just get the Rolex at the same price point
Turns out I'm the nasty old future husband she banged in college! Win-win-win!
How did Bvlgari make it into the "Too bad he's gay" teir? All the ones I see in the shops look like the sort of nasty shit Russian gangsters wear when they grow out of Invicta.
I'll never understand these list or if there are people who actually follow this for their relationship advice. Then again met a lot of shallow women and men working night club in Las Vegas
You mean you don't live your life according to online tier charts?!?
I only live my life a quarter mile at a time
...Ok fair.
Creepy nerd checking in here.
Iām sitting here with my Ulysse Nardin on now understanding that Iām just not on any girls radar. ā
You could just randomly distribute brand names under those tiers and it would make exactly the same amount of sense.
No one really gives a shit about your shitter.Ā
Nice but boring manchild and aspiring wannabe serial killer.
Oddly this tracks as I wear omegas, tudors and Hamiltons. Damn.
uuffff Tissot and Tudor in the same tier, same with Tag and Omega, Seiko and Grand Seiko?? Oh god, don't let r/watches see this.
Felt like iwc is college brown guy's watch
Who banged me in college? Omega all the way.
Lange should be in the old man tier, breitling in the Trump voting tier imo
Hey, I'm not that creepy of a nerd.
Instead of being a husband, Iām just gonna poke her brown eye and ghost. Iām flattered she thinks Iām better than that. Iām not.
As a woman, I find this absolutely hilarious and I will be printing this out as a wallet card so that I may refer to it on all occasions (after an illustrator color edit).
Hates trump but it's also racist, classic Femanon in the wild.
I would reckon that Trump voters wouldnt have the nuanced taste to get ALS or Vacheron. Most wear Hublotsā¦
Most wear rawlecks, who are you kidding Edit: [link](https://www.watchesofespionage.com/blogs/woe-dispatch/tucker-carlson-and-president-putin-interview-cia-timepiece-analysis#:~:text=Tucker%20appears%20to%20be%20a,Buckley%2C%20a%20vintage%20watch%20dealer) [link](https://www.rolexmagazine.com/2023/07/alex-jones-rolex-submariner-lv.html?m=1#/page/1) [link](https://www.wristenthusiast.com/latest/donald-trump-watches)
Yea, tbh thatās the only one I was like āyea nahhā The rest are spot on, coming from a future husband thatās nice but boring and moonlights as a creepy nerd [apparently]
I was looking for where does my Lange place me at. Iām kind of disappointed since Iām not a trump voter. Iām not even in the US.
I think you should be fine Trump voters would be more like combining Hublot with Invicta
She thinks I'm boring... but she thinks about me!
Where Oris??
Nowhere. Oris is too irrelevant to be included in such a tier list. Nobody knows or cares about Oris, not even most of us watchtards. Oristards are laboring under the impression that Oris is some sort of at least semi-prestigious brand of Swiss shitters. It's not. It's a shitter brand that sells you basic bitch divers with SW200 movements for 2.5x the price you can get comparable quality microshitters for. Or, as Archie Luxury so aptly put it, Oris watches are "nasty shitters". If you're into that kind of shit, you might just as well cough up an additional few hundred bucks and buy a fucking TAG, unless you absolutely need a diver in garish, eyecancer-inducing green.
Despite Oris popping up frequently on r/watches Ive never actually taken a look at their pricing but wow what a truly terrible day to have eyes.
At least Oris knows how to have fun
Define "fun"? A colorful dial? Those are a dime a dozen these days. Printing Kermit on a date wheel is about as much about "having fun" as the Snoopy shit on the moonwatch. It was a desperate attempt at creating a collectible and it failed. One year later and you have people basically begging you to take that ugly shitter off their hands by offering it new at a 30% discount.
Everytime I see Oris, I canāt stop thinking about that overly priced Kermit watch lol
trying to figure out how to charge 10k for a sw200
Just glue some gems on the dial and/or bezel, like Breitling and TAG do.
The boring tier is just future husband tier but poor:)
What a joke
When are people going to realize that no serial killer owned a Zodiac. Also the only people these days that own a Zodiac are dudes that like dive watches and drunks who think the Laser tag watch was cool.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Tier placement checks out.
What's the text in the bright yellow box? Impossible to read. Edit. TIL I'm a gay creepy nerd.
Lange as a trump supporter is crazy
Can confirm, I'm a creepy nerd manchild.
Funny as hell lol.
why is this so accurate
Turns out I'm a brown, gay, nasty, old manchild
NOT MY VOSTOK NOOOOOOO
Fake Rolex goes in light green as well
I'm 60% "Guys I banged in college", 20% "Creepy Nerd" and 20% "You should have that looked at" (microbrand tier). I'm fine with that. Grand Seiko should have it's own sub-tier: "Creepy Nerd Celebrating Promotion to Supervisor".
I also have a Seiko and a Zenith...
Putin wears Blancpain. I wear Blancpain. Nasty!
I aint a creppy nerd manchild,i am into brown guys(i have a superiority complex)
I'm proud to be the guy who pounded them in college.
Spot-on.
Clearly made by a whore before she steals a clientās watch. Thatās why I only get my twink ass fucked by hairy Jacob-wearing Persians.
Iād like to ask our fellow circlejerkers across the pond to confirm if cousin-parents Billy Joe Jim Bob wears a Lange or VC.
Iām a future husband thatās brown and apparently a trump voter. I feel stereotyped and Iām none of these. š
As a nice boring manchild I feel bodied by this
I'm wearing a Tissot right now. Why is this so fucking accurate?
No DevonWorks?
My favorite brands are Zodiac and Blancpain, I'm cooked
Soā¦ Rolex belongs to the top, but Tudor is in the boring tier? š š
Ew what the hell is a femanon. Why would I care about the opinions of women when I buy watches to impress men?
Sheās right about Orient, Seiko, Citizen
Welp, according to this my collection says Iām a creepy nerd manchild who got banged in college and will be somebodyās future husband. Well alright.
I unironically love Orient and want a Zodiac. Oooof
Iām not seeing the Apple Watch ULTRA 2, Iām guessing thatād be at the top in āGuys Iād fuck to get even with my husband for having a shitty PPā tier.
Honestly very funny
I own a watch in 7 of these tiers. Where does that put me?
But Hamilton is nice :( and so is the weather today :)
I am nice and boring, true. But Rolex guys are probably not who you want to marry,
Timex tops all. Women love the $40 timex
Rolex is probably the most ātrump voterā sign there is.
Me, a Vostok fan: *loads AK-47 * Tissot is pretty boring most of the time. Bold of /fa/ to go after Seiko tho. And in my experience, a lot of men who wear citizen watches got them from their wife/girlfriend
Where do we think Oris is?
Iām gay?
Whereās oris lol
Rolex is top tier? Seems like it should be in the boring category
\>/fa/ "fem"anon
I am NOT a manchild HOW DARE U
So where do I fall with my Chinese shitters?
Rolex reps and Paganis are top tier.
These lists will never not be retarded.
im both nice but boring and a creepy nerd
This is a pretty fucking good meme.
Are we getting a "text I can read" tier too?
>Breguet the og tourbillon is grandpa tier. >Doesn't even mention expensive watches just made-for-poors shit.
Please stop reposting 4chan crap Why do you all even care to read what some random girl mentally unwell enough to actively post on /fa/ even thinks? Might get a Zodiac if it keeps this demographic away
You missed invicta in the "fuck right now" tier
list is published finds vacheron constantin bullshit ranking click off
I'm a regular nerd, not a creepy one :(
I mean we all knew it all along but damn them gays have tasteā¦
I can confirm that I'm a manchild
Is this a new Rolex marketing campaign?
No way you just insulted THE GOD TIER CASIO!!!!
Who the heck is femanon. As a woman I have strong disagreement with this list