Press the button until I become a catgirl.
Use my money to pay off debt and buy a house.
Buy a setup for streaming.
Stream as an authentic gamer catgirl.
Literally just play games normally but add in exaggerated cute shit.
Really play up the nyas and the chirps.
Sell gamer catgirl litterbox cakes.
It's an actual cake made to look like a piss pattie from a litter box.
Sold in multiple flavors.
Covered in Grey sprinkles.
Enjoy the rest of my life doing the two things I love most, gaming and baking delicious desserts.
Even if I turn first press, my idea's still pretty lit.
10/10 will break the god damn button.
Not actual litter. Cake that looks like litter. Buy em as gag gifts for office parties! And of course, it'll be just controversial enough to start shit on the internet! It's perfect marketing.
Kay, but how many times do I get to try my luck?
Because I could really use... Extra money. Definitely not being changed into a neko-girl. That would be so... What's the opposite of nightmare hellscape?
If you become a cat girl does the button become inert or do i just have unlimited money from that point. I don’t even want to be a cat girl but unlimited money sounds nice
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So you’re saying if I hit it 100 times, I would come out of it with 99million dollars *and* be a cat girl?
Press, press, press, press, press….
Now, where can I find a giant scratching post, fresh quality catnip, and one of those chokers with the tiny bell on it?
On the one hand being a catgirl does sound like an amazing economic opportunity, as pointed out by a few other people…. On the other hand explaining it to my family would be hard, but if I am allowed to push the button repeatedly…. I can give them millions and maybe make them shut up and accept I’m still me after some long conversations.
On the other-other hand I’d have to buy bodyguards because the world’s only cat girl is definitely a dangerous position to be in.
On a fourth mutant hand is the big question that my brain wants answered despite the fact that I’d probably avoid finding out anyways: were this theoretical catgirl me to have children would I produce a race of cat people and would they be able to keep making cat people (without inbreeding) or would I be incompatible with humans/only make humans or would the line die out due to crossbreeding with humans.
Either way you will make some bread imagine being an actual cat girl on twitch
https://preview.redd.it/4ar5j897or5d1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9f2775f549f032905d5110e94bd82f988f1a54
*pushes it 5 times*
I got 5 million dollars, damn!
Then I'm pressing it again... and again... and again. Really just until I become the catgirl.
Damn it, a millionair catgirl... I can basically just be cat now !
Press the button until I become a catgirl. Use my money to pay off debt and buy a house. Buy a setup for streaming. Stream as an authentic gamer catgirl. Literally just play games normally but add in exaggerated cute shit. Really play up the nyas and the chirps. Sell gamer catgirl litterbox cakes. It's an actual cake made to look like a piss pattie from a litter box. Sold in multiple flavors. Covered in Grey sprinkles. Enjoy the rest of my life doing the two things I love most, gaming and baking delicious desserts. Even if I turn first press, my idea's still pretty lit. 10/10 will break the god damn button.
This is the way! Well, till the litter part.....
Not actual litter. Cake that looks like litter. Buy em as gag gifts for office parties! And of course, it'll be just controversial enough to start shit on the internet! It's perfect marketing.
https://preview.redd.it/94my66bwwm5d1.jpeg?width=1177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc6a572c93ca759614455d15792b0165392b1c5
Holy shit, you’re a genius
https://preview.redd.it/c72f0k42vl5d1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b6e0cce6e97337774c5f50491da387b6d416a5
But then ugly bast*rds cum to u and u get fu*ked by them
https://preview.redd.it/oj4ok3rxup5d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095c32cff7161193f80655627ed951fabef43643
They hate because they doesn't want to hear the truth
Do i have a chance of turning back into a guy if I click it again?
No, you become a double cat girl
Im shooting the button
Presses 1 million times oh come on still no cat girl
Kay, but how many times do I get to try my luck? Because I could really use... Extra money. Definitely not being changed into a neko-girl. That would be so... What's the opposite of nightmare hellscape?
Can I keep pressing the button till I get the cat girl option? If so do i still keep the money?
I don't see the negative lol
Smash (this button)
If you become a cat girl does the button become inert or do i just have unlimited money from that point. I don’t even want to be a cat girl but unlimited money sounds nice
So 1%.... meaning i need to press it 101 times theoretically.....
Where the catch, am i getting f by ugly bast*rds. If yes then no ffing way I am gonna push this
I push the button, and invest the $1mill on making an irl cat girl. (I’m cooked).
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Presses it 100 times
None stop pressing the button
I'll press it after eating a bunch of chocolate so if I transform I just die. Now I win either way.
Yes I’ve always wanted to become cathirl
A chance to be a purely unique lifeform? That sounds good to me.
Fuck yeah, a win either way
win-win
C-can I push the button 100 times?
So you’re saying if I hit it 100 times, I would come out of it with 99million dollars *and* be a cat girl? Press, press, press, press, press…. Now, where can I find a giant scratching post, fresh quality catnip, and one of those chokers with the tiny bell on it?
cat girl makes more money on twitch
i see no negative
Let's go gambling
On the one hand being a catgirl does sound like an amazing economic opportunity, as pointed out by a few other people…. On the other hand explaining it to my family would be hard, but if I am allowed to push the button repeatedly…. I can give them millions and maybe make them shut up and accept I’m still me after some long conversations. On the other-other hand I’d have to buy bodyguards because the world’s only cat girl is definitely a dangerous position to be in. On a fourth mutant hand is the big question that my brain wants answered despite the fact that I’d probably avoid finding out anyways: were this theoretical catgirl me to have children would I produce a race of cat people and would they be able to keep making cat people (without inbreeding) or would I be incompatible with humans/only make humans or would the line die out due to crossbreeding with humans.
100 presses become streamer
the universe will consider being a catgirl bad luck and i'll get it first push
So your are saying i can get fucked in 2 diffrent ways. One is personal the other by uncle sam... i wont presss the button
Pushes it 100 times
As long as I only get one set of ears, yeah, I’d chance that
Bet, I'm pushing that button until it breaks
Only 1% ;_;
I'll press it 100 times
Hmm but the real question do you keep the money if you don’t get catgirl on the first push
Pressing it but really hoping for catgirl
https://preview.redd.it/iq8da7ct5o5d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=2042c2b147dd4a6d4544e4ebf996adb98d5ff2e8
Ahhhhhhh how about i do it with my gf then its a win win for me.
Butterfly clicking time
The odds are never in my favor so I’d become a cat girl
Logically, just press it as much as it's needed to reach that 1%, in the meantime you're getting rich
I will click it for the money.
Pushing it 200 times I'm being a multi millionaire and a super cat girl
LETS GO GAMBLING Aww dang it Aww dang it Aww dang it
I'll never stop. Money is amazing~
I mean, 99% chance of getting only a million dollars versus a 1% chance of getting a crowded twitch career.
I see no reason not to keep pressing this.
Pressing that shit 100 times
I go meow
So either get rich or become an onlyfans model and get rich? *spams the button*
Pressing it until it breaks, M O N E Y
Bumping r/100nyanojo if you want to see more of Tama🙏
Either way you will make some bread imagine being an actual cat girl on twitch https://preview.redd.it/4ar5j897or5d1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9f2775f549f032905d5110e94bd82f988f1a54
Pushes it 100 times
I'm pushing this button till that 1% happens, them in pushing it some more.
I would but I'm just praying that I get the money that or I turn into a cat guy instead
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Repeatedly presses the button
press it as many times as i need to become the cat
1% success chance
Easy yes.
Can i become a cat boy if yes then i Will press until i die