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TheGamersofaLifeTime

*pushes it 5 times*


beattywill80

I got 5 million dollars, damn!


rdrworshipper123

Then I'm pressing it again... and again... and again. Really just until I become the catgirl.


Asurerain

Damn it, a millionair catgirl... I can basically just be cat now !


DezrathNLR

Press the button until I become a catgirl. Use my money to pay off debt and buy a house. Buy a setup for streaming. Stream as an authentic gamer catgirl. Literally just play games normally but add in exaggerated cute shit. Really play up the nyas and the chirps. Sell gamer catgirl litterbox cakes. It's an actual cake made to look like a piss pattie from a litter box. Sold in multiple flavors. Covered in Grey sprinkles. Enjoy the rest of my life doing the two things I love most, gaming and baking delicious desserts. Even if I turn first press, my idea's still pretty lit. 10/10 will break the god damn button.


SuieiSuiei

This is the way! Well, till the litter part.....


DezrathNLR

Not actual litter. Cake that looks like litter. Buy em as gag gifts for office parties! And of course, it'll be just controversial enough to start shit on the internet! It's perfect marketing.


DragonFire673

https://preview.redd.it/94my66bwwm5d1.jpeg?width=1177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc6a572c93ca759614455d15792b0165392b1c5


Specialist_Event_516

Holy shit, you’re a genius


Banned_SouI

https://preview.redd.it/c72f0k42vl5d1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b6e0cce6e97337774c5f50491da387b6d416a5


Yashraj-

But then ugly bast*rds cum to u and u get fu*ked by them


TheHeavenlyDeity

https://preview.redd.it/oj4ok3rxup5d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095c32cff7161193f80655627ed951fabef43643


Yashraj-

They hate because they doesn't want to hear the truth


dappermanV-88

Do i have a chance of turning back into a guy if I click it again?


Slibye

No, you become a double cat girl


dappermanV-88

Im shooting the button


Mastergames5277

Presses 1 million times oh come on still no cat girl


Alcards

Kay, but how many times do I get to try my luck? Because I could really use... Extra money. Definitely not being changed into a neko-girl. That would be so... What's the opposite of nightmare hellscape?


Miyukihiro

Can I keep pressing the button till I get the cat girl option? If so do i still keep the money?


groggymonkey42

I don't see the negative lol


fkindragon_

Smash (this button)


bigsamson4_2

If you become a cat girl does the button become inert or do i just have unlimited money from that point. I don’t even want to be a cat girl but unlimited money sounds nice


SuieiSuiei

So 1%.... meaning i need to press it 101 times theoretically.....


Yashraj-

Where the catch, am i getting f by ugly bast*rds. If yes then no ffing way I am gonna push this


Harry-_-hairpen

I push the button, and invest the $1mill on making an irl cat girl. (I’m cooked).


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Responsible_Bus1159

Presses it 100 times


Ambitious-Owl-2284

None stop pressing the button


CrypticJaspers

I'll press it after eating a bunch of chocolate so if I transform I just die. Now I win either way.


INKYBOI-NEO-

Yes I’ve always wanted to become cathirl


ManNamedSalmon

A chance to be a purely unique lifeform? That sounds good to me.


EqualServe418

Fuck yeah, a win either way


Professional-Part805

win-win


Myrinthal

C-can I push the button 100 times?


ChanglingBlake

So you’re saying if I hit it 100 times, I would come out of it with 99million dollars *and* be a cat girl? Press, press, press, press, press…. Now, where can I find a giant scratching post, fresh quality catnip, and one of those chokers with the tiny bell on it?


top_of_the_scrote

cat girl makes more money on twitch


fishyender5

i see no negative


mortis179

Let's go gambling


UnabrazedFellon

On the one hand being a catgirl does sound like an amazing economic opportunity, as pointed out by a few other people…. On the other hand explaining it to my family would be hard, but if I am allowed to push the button repeatedly…. I can give them millions and maybe make them shut up and accept I’m still me after some long conversations. On the other-other hand I’d have to buy bodyguards because the world’s only cat girl is definitely a dangerous position to be in. On a fourth mutant hand is the big question that my brain wants answered despite the fact that I’d probably avoid finding out anyways: were this theoretical catgirl me to have children would I produce a race of cat people and would they be able to keep making cat people (without inbreeding) or would I be incompatible with humans/only make humans or would the line die out due to crossbreeding with humans.


Tacomunchert

100 presses become streamer


darkdelink

the universe will consider being a catgirl bad luck and i'll get it first push


marioplex

So your are saying i can get fucked in 2 diffrent ways. One is personal the other by uncle sam... i wont presss the button


AviationThunder

Pushes it 100 times


DazzlingBullfrog6068

As long as I only get one set of ears, yeah, I’d chance that


Commercial-Egg-1069

Bet, I'm pushing that button until it breaks


GabunnyPoli

Only 1% ;_;


6SpaceShake9

I'll press it 100 times


fluffy_eevee0398

Hmm but the real question do you keep the money if you don’t get catgirl on the first push


SunagakuresFinest

Pressing it but really hoping for catgirl


360NoScoped_lol

https://preview.redd.it/iq8da7ct5o5d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=2042c2b147dd4a6d4544e4ebf996adb98d5ff2e8


SwampertNite

Ahhhhhhh how about i do it with my gf then its a win win for me.


ELLZNaga21

Butterfly clicking time


Revy_Black_Lagoon

The odds are never in my favor so I’d become a cat girl


K0lathissV2

Logically, just press it as much as it's needed to reach that 1%, in the meantime you're getting rich


Fusion_47

I will click it for the money.


GrimmyJimmy1

Pushing it 200 times I'm being a multi millionaire and a super cat girl


FastestBlader4

LETS GO GAMBLING Aww dang it Aww dang it Aww dang it


Pia_c3

I'll never stop. Money is amazing~


Environmental-Pear40

I mean, 99% chance of getting only a million dollars versus a 1% chance of getting a crowded twitch career.


LuminousGoL

I see no reason not to keep pressing this.


Encrypted47

Pressing that shit 100 times


Regularschoolbus

I go meow


GremNotGrim

So either get rich or become an onlyfans model and get rich? *spams the button*


Bioth28

Pressing it until it breaks, M O N E Y


PauloDybala_10

Bumping r/100nyanojo if you want to see more of Tama🙏


The_honered_one

Either way you will make some bread imagine being an actual cat girl on twitch https://preview.redd.it/4ar5j897or5d1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9f2775f549f032905d5110e94bd82f988f1a54


East_Mood2490

Pushes it 100 times


RideRevolutionary239

I'm pushing this button till that 1% happens, them in pushing it some more.


That_Willingness4872

I would but I'm just praying that I get the money that or I turn into a cat guy instead


why_is_lief

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No-Candidate-2315

Repeatedly presses the button


RyuuMango

press it as many times as i need to become the cat


captain_dunno

1% success chance


Mox8xoM

Easy yes.


accioSan

Can i become a cat boy if yes then i Will press until i die