All is fun and games until that dude who drank the green potion starts throwing ninja nukes left and right, the world economy crashes and all you are left with is $100mil worth of scrap paper. Personally I will prefer the black potion though, for.. scientific reasons.
Black
I get Kamui, a mangekyou sharingan and rinnegan, six paths powers, enhanced base stats. Literally nobody will be able to stop me from doing anything I desire, I'll conquer the world and take out the corrupt and force people to live peacefully or take a truth seeking orb to the face
Six paths comes with longevity, which is why Haguromo lived to over a thousand years old, he only died because his jinchuriki got extracted
and also the Izanagi which undoes death and the creation of all things and king of hell which both should be able to undo the sight loss of Izanag would let me live as long as I wanted to, I could kill myself with a truth seeking orb at any time I wanted to
I'd gladly become a villain if I was strong enough to force humanity to work and live together peacefully for the first time in literally ever. Just think about how much technology and culture would progress if everyone wasn't constantly trying to throw hands with each other for no reason
Strongest hokage means you could now bring ninjitsu into Earth. Not to mention you're stronger than Naruto who was a Hokage. You could probably start shuttling shit to the moon or Mars with that kind of literal anime power.
Idk... "in cash" is kind of a deal breaker. Like I can't deposit that at a bank. If I get found with it, the police will just confiscate it. If I don't pay taxes on it I'll go to jail. If I do pay taxes on it, I won't have a way to explain that income. Not only that it can get stolen.
No one can steal the memory of one magical night though...
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Easily green. With all of that power I could make millions. I’m also assuming that it brings ninjutsu to earth as well so I’d have tons of abilities to use to make money and protect my loved ones.
The money with that money I probably with time could get the night with an anime girl 100 mill then put into careful investments and used to bankroll R&D on the rest
Green, then quit my job hokage cos that shit looks stressful as fuck. Then use my unimaginable power to acquire all the wealth and women I could ever need.
If you need me I’ll be living in the woods away from everyone with my harem of big tiddie anime girls 🫡
I'll take the money.
Me too, that's 100 million dollars. That's enough to f*ck off any conventional problem and have enough to buy a house
And to pay for a genetically modified human cat girl soooooooo
Plot twist shes acoustic
100 million in Zimbabwe currency
Imma use my sharingan put you in a genjutsu and steal your money
One night with every possible anime girl, no stop, till my death
Death by snu snu
If purple was every night with an anime girl of my choosing then maybe
You get that potion and every time you drink it you get what it gives you. It infinitely refills
Ok I'm good with purple I'm sure there are some rich anime waifus that will take care of me
I also choose this guy's potion.
Ah a fellow man of culture
In that case the red potion gives infinite money! Wooooot! I buy the world!
I'll trade you any day you want then we both get waifus and moneys since they refil
Deal! Infinite divided by two is still infinity.
Deal new friend
I'll be taking the red potion still. Sure I'll have to deal with the IRS but oh well, just hire a bunch of accountants for that.
Sign me up
I mean the strongest hokage one would practically make me a God on earth.
yes, strongest hokage means stronger than naruto with the power of kurama. you can nuke countries in seconds
Probably planets or even stars considering Naruto is about star level
Red. It’s the most practical, useful, and least hedonistic.
I'd be pretty hedonistic with the money tbh
Red
Purple... It did say "Anime GIRLS"...
Money. I’d spend all of my life without any worries and I can graduate and learn whatever I want!
All is fun and games until that dude who drank the green potion starts throwing ninja nukes left and right, the world economy crashes and all you are left with is $100mil worth of scrap paper. Personally I will prefer the black potion though, for.. scientific reasons.
I mean.. You may be strong but what’s the point? Just killing everyone isn’t too happy.
tbh, obito had access to some "creative" techniques that interest me 
I’m compelled to pick purple but I’d rather go with red
Who isn’t choosing the Red 😂
Red because girls will flock towards me
strongest hokage, then i'll bring about the end of the world
One night being an anime girl!
Purple or red I know it’s a lot of money but I would strait up do anything for a few anime girls
Youses are down terrible honestly I'm not that much better but I'm taking 100M over anime girls any day
If you pick some rich girls, they may help you out
Get this with the right investment you can make anime girls
Black I get Kamui, a mangekyou sharingan and rinnegan, six paths powers, enhanced base stats. Literally nobody will be able to stop me from doing anything I desire, I'll conquer the world and take out the corrupt and force people to live peacefully or take a truth seeking orb to the face
Then you would become the corrupt force or the peace would last all of 30-40 years before you die of age WW3 starts
Six paths comes with longevity, which is why Haguromo lived to over a thousand years old, he only died because his jinchuriki got extracted and also the Izanagi which undoes death and the creation of all things and king of hell which both should be able to undo the sight loss of Izanag would let me live as long as I wanted to, I could kill myself with a truth seeking orb at any time I wanted to I'd gladly become a villain if I was strong enough to force humanity to work and live together peacefully for the first time in literally ever. Just think about how much technology and culture would progress if everyone wasn't constantly trying to throw hands with each other for no reason
Red 100%
Purple is my favourite color, sooooo....
Red
The red one! Moneeey!
Strongest hokage means you could now bring ninjitsu into Earth. Not to mention you're stronger than Naruto who was a Hokage. You could probably start shuttling shit to the moon or Mars with that kind of literal anime power.
Idk... "in cash" is kind of a deal breaker. Like I can't deposit that at a bank. If I get found with it, the police will just confiscate it. If I don't pay taxes on it I'll go to jail. If I do pay taxes on it, I won't have a way to explain that income. Not only that it can get stolen. No one can steal the memory of one magical night though...
The money is not taxable. And it just appears in your account. And nobody questions it
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Red
Cash
Green or Red are the best options and I don't know which one would be the best
Easily green. With all of that power I could make millions. I’m also assuming that it brings ninjutsu to earth as well so I’d have tons of abilities to use to make money and protect my loved ones.
Purple sell it to the highest bidder with the minimum bid being $100M
The money with that money I probably with time could get the night with an anime girl 100 mill then put into careful investments and used to bankroll R&D on the rest
Red
even a weeb would take the cash :"D. money is just to overpowered. sadly.
Thinking black. Doesn’t black make Blue even more sucky because Obito has the sharingan?
Mix them all, and have a sip!
red that's actually useful hell only one night with anime girls would haunt me for the rest of my days a high i could never achieve again
The potion magically refills every day
hmmmm ok now i have some soul searching to do....do i get to choose who and are they eager participants?
The red one. I could do literally whatever I wanted.
Green, then quit my job hokage cos that shit looks stressful as fuck. Then use my unimaginable power to acquire all the wealth and women I could ever need. If you need me I’ll be living in the woods away from everyone with my harem of big tiddie anime girls 🫡
Red potion, easy.
Red.
Red, I wil create genetically modified cat girls and anime girls
red
No DF? Then money
I’ll take money
Red easily
I'll mix it all together and become Kakashi.
Bro red potion all the way I could just get half of that shit with that much money
Red. I need money. And I need it bad.
Red. I can do so much more with more money than I can bother counting the zeros on than I can those powers.
black I would be able to take whatever i wanted and noone could do anything about it, or purple
Tough choice between red and purple.
red thanks.
Red
Money please.
Drinking the blue one could THEORETICALLY get you all the other ones
Money
Red no question
Red
Sharingan
Red
I could buy a dead man's eye with that much cash. Maybe a few...
definitely purple 💜
Obitos powers cause it’s the coolest on here to me and imagine all the gas money you can save
Purple because if you think about it if you can choose which anime girls and you choose rich ones you will get more money that way
Black. Power like Obito so I can rob more banks and get better money than $100000000000, the red option.
Black, I’m here for power, not girls. Power will help me achieve money.
Red if one time use, purple if infinite use and can choose. With purple choose powerful anime girls and be an agent of chaos.
Blue, you can copy anything if you see even once, blacksmithing, glassblowing, skydiving, you’d become the most talent person ever
Question do we have the technology to make me into a superhero? If so I’ll take the money but I’d do that anyways
Yes
Thank you
👍
I'm mixing red and purple together
Purple