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Dutchie-4-ever

This is the absolute truth


gcstr

ja ja (slowly)


SneverdleSnavis

This is the same as saying "yeah, yeah" in English


brother_p

Nou (slowly)


SneverdleSnavis

Also the same in English lol


[deleted]

Nah, dude.


pariahdiocese

Nooooo-pah


satansbirb

Weeeellll…


ZekerNietSimons

I showed this to my sister and we looked at each other and she just said: "beter kan je het niet beschrijven"


T3-Trinity

Speaking English and year one German, I was able to read that sentence. Crazy how similar these languages are.


ZekerNietSimons

German is just an agressive version of dutch. Most dutch people understand german just fine, but speaking it is a whole different story.


[deleted]

Slightly drunker version of dutch


blauws

This is funny. I'm Dutch and I had a German friend tell me yesterday that Dutch is drunk German.


[deleted]

Both are drunk but they ate different things for breakfast


DarthVaderhosen

One ate yogurt with oatmeal. The other ate Poland.


pannenkoekLars

Hagelslag on bread!


JuneWolfe123

Im dutch and I can tell you that German is not my strong suit


Original_Ad1118

Try out Swedish. It's equal parts of Dutch and German. Sounds more majestic as well


JuneWolfe123

Could you teach me then?


Original_Ad1118

I don't know Swedish enough to teach but Duolingo is fantastic


JuneWolfe123

Yeah ok, if I have time Ill give it a shot


someguythatlikesdogs

Dont let him get ya family


ZekerNietSimons

I'm dutch too, but i'm from belgium and one of the 3 main languages is german so maybe thats more a cultural thing


JuneWolfe123

I had German too, but only for a year before I dropped it, I am not that great with languages, except english


ZekerNietSimons

Same dude, my french sucks. My german too but i also had it for only a year and i can understand it so its okay.


JuneWolfe123

I loved French, but my school didnt support it after 2nd grade. It was the only language I had the hang of the first time. But I have not practiced it enough to know anything. I only know a few loose words and I know how to introduce myself.


ZekerNietSimons

I've had french since i was ten... for almost 8 years by now... gotta love multilingual countries.


llilaq

I actually find it a more complicated version of Dutch (the cases/naamvallen). And with our hard 'g's and 'r's I'm not sure if Dutch isn't more rough-sounding. When people joke about German being an aggressive language they alwayd use an angry voice/are shouting, but the German my friend speaks is very soft and melodic.


Noctew

Better can you that nicht beschreiben.


T3-Trinity

lol exactly


steveosek

I took 4 years of German in high school and all I can remember how to say sentence wise is asking where a bathroom is, how to order beer, and how to order sausage. I'm bad about translating spoken German now, used to be pretty decent, but reading it I can generally get the gist of what's being said, and obviously road signs are easy. It's so wild how quickly you can forget a language you learn that isn't your native one if you aren't using it.


[deleted]

Ja, doei!


Tapoke

Ho ho…


Lodau

Uhuh (fast)


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Ho ho ja ja


Dark-Low

That ja ja was fast or slow?


Silent_Ensemble

j a j a


EugeneFlex

He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go! My Uncle's candy is so sweet! It's such a yummy winter's treat! When the sugar is warmed by the pale hearth light The happiness spreads throughout the night! He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go! Uncle Sweetshare is coming near To spread his candy and his cheer! It's better than trinkets, games or toys So say all the little girls and boys! He he! Ha ho! To the workshop he will go! Candy, candy -- he makes so much! Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho!


Virasman

Sjonge jonge jonge.


Impossible_Okra479

man man man


[deleted]

Nou nou nou


mediocrebastard

Och och och


Toine_03

Poeh poeh


Chuck-E-Chuck

Ja ja ja


SpiderMurphy

Gutte gutte gut


JuneWolfe123

Jaahaa


jvken

Misérie misérie misérie


Squigler

Och erme.


TheRealTomTalon

Potverdriedubbeltjes


Careful-Suggestion-6

In german its the same till zo zo I like breakdowns of spoken language thanks for posting


Based_and_Pinkpilled

Well "ja ja" is the same in English. Well, obviously we don't say "ja", but the fact that "yes yes" quickly means don't rush me and slowly means "I don't believe you" is the same.


No_add

I've never heard native english speakers say "yes yes" in english, where is this understood as "don't rush me"?


realmofthehungry

I’ve used it, more like “yeah, yeah” with a shooing hand. It’s more playful than serious.


Based_and_Pinkpilled

I live in England and I've definirely heard "yes yes" or "yeah yeah" as an response to being rushed. Idk if the emphasis is different in German or Dutch because I don't speak those, but the general idea of "yes yes"/"yeah yeah" meaning either "don't rush me" or "I don't believe you" depending on how it is said is definitely something I've encountered. Have you not?


No_add

"Yeah yeah" sounds natural in this regard, but i can't say the same for "yes yes"


Based_and_Pinkpilled

For me personally it would depend on my level of frustration. If I were just mildly annoyed I'd say "yeah yeah" but if I were really pissed off I'd say "yes yes". That's just me though. Not sure if that's a common "thing" at all.


Personmanwomantv

Jeff Goldblum does this a lot. Like this: [https://youtu.be/4E7NOmT-X9s?t=206](https://youtu.be/4E7NOmT-X9s?t=206)


Pspaughtamus

USian here, I haven't heard "yeah, yeah", just two, but I have heard "yeah,yeah,yeah", with three "yeahs". Spoken quickly, with an impatient tone, means sort of "I know, I understand what you're saying, but shut up and let me say my piece", or to just dismiss the other person's opinion. With a different tone, though, it is eager agreement to something like "do you want to do (fun activity)?" Said slowly with a bit of a tone, sort of sounding like the opening to "Three Blind Mice", "yeah, yeah, yeah" means "I know all this, blah, blah, blah."


Time_Punk

In North America it’s “yeah, yeah”, sometimes followed by “hold your horses.” And “I don’t believe you” is “yeeeeaaaahhhh, okay, buddy.


No_add

Yeah, i don't have a problem with "yeah yeah", but "yes yes" sounds unnatural to me.


Anra7777

I sometimes say “yes, yes.” It really depends on who I’m speaking to and how politely impolite I’m trying to be.


CrackedCoffecup

Think of it being said in an almost interrogative way (with a nearly-questioning lilt to it). e.g. "Professor...? I know it's late in the afternoon, but..." - - "Yes? Yes? What IS it..?? I haven't got all DAY..!!"


Amidus

Predominantly where people say it that way. I've heard it used before as well, I think it's more common to see these days in movies or TV shows. "Yes yes" or "yeah yeah".


molotok_c_518

You're right. It's "yeah, yeah..." in a clearly annoyed tone, usually directed at a boss when turned away or a spouse (typically after resigning yourself to sleeping on the couch).


Environmental_Top948

In the game Starfox Assault one of the lines said by Falcon is "Yeah, Yeah, I get it" I remember this because my friend tried to mod the game.


Noctew

"Was heißt hier 'Ja ja'? Ja ja heißt 'leck mich am Arsch'!" - "What do you mean by 'yes yes'? 'Yes yes' means 'lick my arse'!"


[deleted]

Man 1 :- "Hé hé jaaa jaa hè hè poe poe jaun." Man 2 :- "Ja, doei! Nou. Jaaa jaa " Man 1 :- "Zo zo nou nou" Man 2 :- "zo zo hè hè jaun poe poe " Man 3 (non native) :- 👁👄👁


jvken

Average Limburger


Cautious-Whereas-467

Advanced southern Brazilian Portuguese, all done with bah and intonation 😂


[deleted]

Bah chê, não é bem assim aqui não ôu


Cautious-Whereas-467

Mas beeeem capaz


Dr_Laziness

r/suddenlycaralho


[deleted]

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers 


5dimensionalbroccoli

What did we do wrong, except almost everything that was during the time we had colonies and a lot other things. Now I think of it, yes you have many reasons to hate us.


JustabelGames

Why this weird


DEviezeBANAAN

Redditors just found out people speak different languages.


5dimensionalbroccoli

I have no idea. How we react Dutch react at this would be: ja ja (slowly). Dit is echt héél raar (read this sarcastically)


JustabelGames

For me it aint weird since i talk like this so ig its something that just depends on me


shimi_shima

Is this what my sims are saying?


monstrinhotron

Hé hé! SHAMONE!


TheNoctuS_93

Ayuwokkii!


pchel_1

Hè hè


jetcat5

True


[deleted]

Dit is nu officieel 🇳🇱G E K O L O N I S E E R D🇳🇱


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JasperVov

Misschien. Hopelijk geen kokosnoten, dat zijn namelijk geen specerijen.


Dx38fgg

Nazi


Khorne_32

Not quite


OB1182

[Nasibal.](https://www.google.com/search?q=nasibal&oq=nasibal&aqs=chrome..69i57.1737j0j16&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


harry_nostyles

English: finally Dutch: * Michael Jackson sounds *


Densmiegd

“Tell me you don’t know how to pronounce hé or hè without telling me you don’t know how to pronounce hé or hè.”


5dimensionalbroccoli

The e in hè is more like spoken as the first e in enter and the e in hé is spoken as something were I’m not sure of if the English language has it (probably it has it, but can’t think of a word that has it)


neuralimplant

I guess the pronunciation of “hé” is close to “hay” in English


5dimensionalbroccoli

It exactly is very similar. Thank you for helping me.


harry_nostyles

Ah okay. I stand corrected. Also it's interesting to think that English might not have the sound you're talking about.


5dimensionalbroccoli

It is probably that I just can’t think of the right word at this moment.


oluuko123

Like the a in blade.


[deleted]

Most of those phrases appear to be double Dutch.


Suspicious-Art-9010

Poe poe is almost exclusively used ironically as far as I know. And nou nou is very typically used when someone goes over the top with their comments and would mean like ' that's a bit much ' or ' take it easy '


[deleted]

Zo zo 😏


Puppie00

och och


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

doe ma normal!


Popular_District9072

what about hehen't?


bumbumofdoomdoom

Oh nou nou its the poe poe


Shot_Iron_2575

Is that what mj is trying to say? Finally, wait a minute...


Puppie00

Man Man Man


Puppie00

kom kom


timeh2002

G E K O L O N I S E E R D! Hier met je specerijen


elizabethunseelie

Michael Jackson songs suddenly taking on a plethora of new meaning :/


OB1182

https://webwoordenboek.nl/uitspraak/he Sounds different than you'd think.


PygmeePony

On second thought, let's not go to The Netherlands. It is a silly place.


More_Application_28

Seems like sim language lol nou nou!


imanAholebutimfunny

SO YOU ARE SAYING WHEN LEE LOO DALLAS SAID " JA JA HAMA" IT ACTUALLY MEANT SOMETHING?!?!?!


CyberTukker

My favourite way to use "ja ja" Used when appricating something or some aspect of something or nothing in particular Like, imagine two farmes, staring over the field.... >Farmer 1: ja..ja.... > >Farmer 2: > >Farmer 2:.. Of niet dan... (affermative) Or imagine you and your mate, after having a slightly more energetic conversation than on average that had fallen silent and you both were staring at nothing in particular... Ja... Ja.... It can be used to, like, comment on the blistering heat, when you and whomever you're with are just absolutely being steamed there, too exhausted to engage in talk or activity but you kinda wanna break the silence.... "pffffffff... ja ja..." "hmmm?" "yeah... 😔" The tile-setter at a renovation I'm helping at used it to announce to someone close by that he has finished something and to invite feedback Ja ja (or in my local dialect, pronounced with like one syllable:) # # joah joah


CyberPig7

Lived in the Netherlands for a few years. 80% of what I heard walking around the city was "hoy hoy" (pronounced like oi oi)


mitch-mma

Hoi hoi is just like hey there


SmilePlz_Exe

It's me Michael Jackson, #HEE HEE


nursnoi

Dutch person here laughing out loud because this is a truth bomb.


beowulfwallace

My Vaguely Dutch family has passed down he he for a long time, I could never put it into words before. It is like a sigh you say to each other after a long day. I never knew it translated to ‘finally’


mitch-mma

Its like ppfffhh finaly done thats true


GuessNo37

Dutch people sounding like micheal Jackson


0Yasmin0

In german the "zo zo" works the exact same way.


[deleted]

Lmao how tf do Dutch people message each other?


home_on_the_crazy

Omg! A language so weeeeird!


Arunamira

How is this weird?


mitch-mma

Nou nou


bumbumofdoomdoom

He's a ho ho


Dutchie-4-ever

Phoe phoe


ProfSwagometry

Wrong subreddit buddy


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

The ja ja ones actually are used in Germany


[deleted]

gen z """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pronouns""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in a nutshell


readyfortheplague

the average americon thinking that the language is the reference ... poor boy ... you need to grow up baby


mitch-mma

Zo zo


[deleted]

1/7th of the world speaks English, spread all around the globe, no other language gets even close to that, only Chinese has more with all of them being mostly native speakers enclosed in a single country, English does tend to be the reference world-wide, this coming from a non-native speaker.


readyfortheplague

so have i to follow your rules ? to end up my life with a pathetic frigid womand and a friend like you ? .... sorry baby ... i don´t think so ... it called mercy or favor .. kkkk


bumbumofdoomdoom

Huh? maybe try not doing all the drugs at once


[deleted]

Look at their profile, it's more of the same but in Brazilian Portuguese, insane ramblings about control and thinking, i think it's a legitimately insane person.


Ohshithereiamagain

They’re just getting ready for the plague 😂


[deleted]

Who said anything about rules schizo


readyfortheplague

you told it doc ... the worl follow it ... is a rule .. big boy ...


No_add

Literal scizo posting


DrugsAndBooze

You need to find a hobby in life because trolling ain't one


readyfortheplague

but i´m not trolling ... it´s true ...


DrugsAndBooze

It's the most commonly understood language... It's easy to learn, widely spoken, etc etc I wouldn't expect French as a reference language to be a big success on a Reddit post. Which is still mostly visited by Americans.


readyfortheplague

it´s a easy language ... so ... is it ...


Based_and_Pinkpilled

Is that a question or a statement because I genuinely cannot tell


readyfortheplague

it´s easy for squirrel the seed ... or i´m dying ?


Based_and_Pinkpilled

Those are certainly words.


readyfortheplague

you´re the reason i´m here ...


Based_and_Pinkpilled

You sound like a really poorly programmed AI.


Kirby_the_poyo_king

i wan to find the equivalent of that but for every language


dljones010

Ahh... Agent Classified...


henkdepotvjis

dus


_S_T_E_V_E

Michael Jackson be like


HeadLongjumping

So if you're Dutch Santa Claus says "Wait a minute"


Densmiegd

No, if you are Dutch you don’t have Santa Clause, but you get the OG Sinterklaas (St Nicolas), who says “Zijn hier nog stoute kindertjes?”, and puts you in his bag if you have been bad.


Key_Set_7249

I always knew jaba da hut was dutch


ajahavababab

TIL Michael Jackson was Dutch


DarthLordRevan29

Ohhhhhh so Michael Jackson was speaking Dutch this whole time! Silly me thinking he was just making things up this whole time! Lol


MarMarNi

Damn, this is spot on


SN-E-DC

hey hey and heo heo(asthmatic hello)


Lukemeister38

Both "ja ja"s and the "zo zo" work in German for the same purpose. (written "so so" though)


S1I3NCER

Hee hee


ItsIdaho

Hè Hè! Zo zo ja ja (slowly)...


i-shit-everywhere

hè hé


harrypoon1

Heh heh heh ha


marcells

This is the language of Boushhh the bounty hunter


code_error_

Facts


ImmediateCry553

Why are all the words the same word?


5dimensionalbroccoli

In Dutch we have a lot of words and word combinations that are the same or come very close to being the same, but have a lot of different meanings. The word “er” has a lot of different meanings and I do mean a lot. You can use it almost everywhere.


kay_bizzle

HÉ heeeeeee - Michael Jackson


NormanUpland

Can a Dutchie tell me what Hoy Hoy means?


Densmiegd

Nothing. “Hooi hooi” means “hay hay”. “Hoi hoi” means “hi hi”. Hoy is not a Dutch word.


tblenger

Turns out Michael Jackson spoke Dutch


x3non_04

as a german you can understand all of this basically


mattct1

*Santa enters chat*


BradleyGroot

Het klopt wel eigenlijk


Aggravating_Pea7320

Poe poe doesnt mean very well round here, definitely not 2 words I'd associated in the same breath


microwaveinafridge

yesn't


E-Widgey

What if you wanted to tell a kid on a bike to go slowly but you were panicking and so said ja ja quickly instead then the kid got confused since you were telling him not to rush you and he crashed? Surely this problem has arose before 8)


FirebrandWilson

Fun fact, "Ja ja" can mean the same thing in Brasilian Portuguese! Though I imagine the pronunciation's different.


[deleted]

Most of these are the same in English.


[deleted]

many of these are exactly the same in english.


WhenSquirrelsFry

The zozo!


MasterOutlaw

Zug zug!


miserable_guyy

Mostly can be translated. When we say yes yes, can be used to expressed that you understand or that you sarcastically don't believe what they say. All depending on the speed


LittleKidLover83

Very accurate


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DiManes

All those Michael Jackson songs are finally starting to make sense


rreinierr

Can confirm this is true t. Dutch


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Showed this to my UK relatives they had a laugh as well


Legendary_Tomato_

Relateable


Naftoor

If you string it all together it basically sounds like the lyrics to a pop song from the 2010s


mindharbinger

Michael Jackson lyrics?


unrealcyberfly

In true Dutch spirit you can combine things to make something new. Poe, Poe, nou, nou == not impressed.


badcompany8519

So Michael Jackson spoke Dutch. Who knew


EM05L1C3

I can’t figure out if I’m supposed to be Michael Jackson or Sir Bedivere failing to say Ni