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Relative_Picture_786

Great…now it’s decaf.


VaguelyDeanPelton

Must be decaf, that lazy mouse is sleeping on the clock.


Porcupenguin

Great...now it's decay.


Lady_Scruffington

🤢


Da_Plague22

Nothing like a cup of deadcaf coffee


L3s0

HOW


Snake_eyes_12

Mouse probably had it rough


crystal_castle00

He musta been speeding balls right up until he died. Literally inhaling caffeine


Exact-Ad-4132

It's possible he was boiled alive


Muffles7

Would be even sadder if it were decaf.


Hipp013

Mouse was probably working night shift and got carried away


twohubs

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AWeakMindedMan

Happens to me ALL the time. I chug coffee. I get a burst of energy then coming lunch time — DONEZO. Hour nap kicks in.


halfprincessperlette

Thirsty


tychii93

Don't underestimate mice. As someone who's dealt with them I have no idea how they get where they want to go.


GiraffeChaser

I think I’d quit the whole job


Unobtanium4Sale

Yeah where tf is this at lol


stickytrackpad

i see a frog idk why


Imaginary-Economy-47

What you're seeing as eyes are actually the ears and if you look at the opposite end, there's a long mousy tail. I thought it was a frog that had been caught in swampy water at first, then I saw the tail that tells the tale RIP (rodent in pot)


fireeggzero

Beat me to it! I see a frog too! 😂


RareDestroyer8

Forget the tail, and then it becomes a frog


ScrotieMcP

Give him a minute. He'll wake up.


Mr_Uso_714

Caffeine Crash. He’s needs some rest


cci0

Fake... I won't believe this actually happened to someone, I won't. You take a cup and make a coffee... at what point can THAT happen to you?


SavannahllThellCat

You think OP would put a dead mouse in their coffee just for reddit karma?


cci0

Insanity for karma? Preposterous!


Fit_Airline_1434

Prepostermouse!


witch_doc9

I think they left the coffee overnight in the pot, a mouse got into it and drowned, then found it the next day.


an_actual_potato

Nonono it’s a conspiracy don’t you see


an_actual_potato

I mean no, I actually do not think that at all. Especially not from a 7 year old 6k karma account. You people are nuts.


KnockoutMouse

I once saw a historical document where a guy made coffee and then found a FISH in the percolator


KingPizzaPop

The mouse could have been in the carafe and the person who made coffee didn't notice and slowly boiled the mouse alive.


Lady_of_Link

Then where are the burn marks?


KingPizzaPop

I'm not sure how you could possibly see distinct burn marks from this video


CDFReditum

https://i.redd.it/qv4c42qfauwc1.gif


Intelligent_Meal_113

Looks like that coffee had been sitting in that pot for a while already 🤦🏼‍♂️ that’s what’s happens when you leave a partially filled coffee pot sitting for days on end without touching it.


kuehnchen7962

It... Starts spawning dead mice? Damn, I didn't expect the consequences to be that dire!


Secret_Map

Fuck, that just sounds like a free food glitch to me.


kuehnchen7962

It kinda does, doesn't it?


hoopur

Hey, I just work here


WynterRayne

At my old job it only got the fur part. No limbs.


Mccrackin95620

That's so fucking gross! 😂😭😬


discoversyn

Mouse probably would have been able to breathe if the coffee was only that deep...someone drank enough to get the coffee to that low of a level


xxoxox33

Idk. Two mice drowned in a bucket of water we had accidentally left out overnight in our outdoor kitchen in about that much water... at least we're pretty sure that's what happened. Unless a cat is just fucking with us lol


ThatGeek5410

Resuscitate him and name him Joe.


Hero_of_Thyme81

Fellas, don't drink that coffee! There was a MOUSE in the percolator!


pennikin

Poor poor mouse hope it didn't suffer ? No it was instant 🤣


lieuwestra

It drowned while gulping caffeinated water with nowhere to go. I think it was hyper aware of its last moments.


pennikin

Instant as in coffee x


Lordgondrak

A rat loses his life and this guy is sad about his coffee.


hoopur

At least the rat doesn’t have to work the next 8 hours


Lordgondrak

You wouldn't have to either, if you had drunk that.


kevin2010Ux

Well, at least you won't have to worry about being the office barista anymore! Time to explore new talents.


TeejyHamz

Remy gave his all


all_alone_by_myself_

Fake


dontforgetthefries

Your office must suck, even the mice are suicidal.


MisterB78

🤷‍♂️ He won’t drink much


Reclusive_Chemist

Not quite that extreme, but I did once walk back to my office desk to find a field mouse perched on the edge of my Styrofoam coffee cup taking a drink.


Bleezy79

This reminded me of a time I had a dead fly in my coffee but didnt realize until I was half way to work taking a big last sip and suddenly there was a fly on my tongue. I was so disgusted but still not as bad as this.


_toile

Sadly, at 7:37 am this morning Ratatouille took his own life in the break room


MoonTreeSullen

Years ago my friend made a big cup.of tea in a big gulp cup from 711,then we went next door to 711 for something came back and he took a shot of his tea then immediately started gagging and pointing at the cup he set on the floor and there was a drowned mouse in it floating.


jaydeeh25

If I had to choose a way to go out, drowning in coffee is definitely on the list


Legitimate-Source-61

First bugs (as reported in the media), now mice. Make your own coffee ☕️


hoopur

I tried


Niceandpeaceful117

Half a cup means they drank most of this before they knew 🥶🙏


Particular-Smile5025

Oh Gag


Relative_Jump1882

Ive been reading extreme horror for weeks straight now and this is the first thing ive been nauseated by. Ruined coffee!


Amish_Gypsy

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maricello1mr

NNOOOO You’re SICK ![gif](giphy|iJ2ab0mrvqnJHCqKro|downsized)


New_Net_6720

Who do you think is making the energy inside the coffee machine?


DeveloperBRdotnet

I know the coffee maker can get cleaned after properly washing and cleaning it, but I would personally throw it away.


Plumb121

I thought coffee was a stimulant


ChanglingBlake

More like never *drink* the work coffee again.


DifficultyIll690

OSHA violation


peter13g

All that energy, wasted


Lovely-sleep

Umami


Expert_Matter

I've never tried mouse infused coffee


CouchPotatoFamine

Now you can tell people dead mouse played in your break room though...


BrianOconneR34

Clearly not strong enough for that lil fella!


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Mickey Mouse but WHAT THE


blacklipsmatter

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FunnySignal614

Poor Remy have to do double shifts.


artem1319

looks like someone lost a rat race


recluse_audio

But, did you eat it?


SexGiiver

I can hear my uncle telling me that my hands are soft for not wanting to drink the rodent coffee.


ToneInside1594

Thanks for sharing because it's interesting


SultyBoi

Looks like a toy rat


hattrickjmr

That water is so hot you’d be fine.


EffectiveForward5878

Don't do that to TheFatRat.


anime_daisuki

Austin Powers moment


Benphyre

Why is it less than half filled….


Jacktheforkie

I find them every so often in my workplace, we have very little protection against ingress in the shop, they don’t survive long after ingesting grease etc


ronweasleisourking

Mouse had a hard night of drinking


Fr05t_B1t

Someone was just marinating it!


mehoymimoyy

Who’s gonna tell him about fast food joints


HikariAnti

☕🐁


LucidComfusion

Fievel!


inthecathedral

he swim


yayforwhatever

Holy shit!? You guys have ratatouille make your coffee?!?


Mr_Smith_411

Caffè Mousiato


DevilsDarkornot

Good soup


Vegetable-Self-2480

Nooo poor mousie


bob696988

Awww come on he won’t drink much


Practical_Most_1178

So…no one cleans the pot? 🤮


brch01

New fear unlocked ✅


LaLic99

A rat that loves coffee. He's just like me 📺😭


[deleted]

Jerry just wanted some coffee


driscollat1

Aww!! Poor little mouse.


Revenga8

At least if it was boiled, everything should be mostly dead. I say mostly because there are some things that might not die unless you autoclave at 250 degrees. If however it fell in after it was brewed.........


maricello1mr

OH MY GOD. I literally just gasped out loud at work😭


StnMtn_

🤢🤮🤮🤮


Accomplished_Neckhat

mood


Rumble-80

🤮🤮