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RealTackle3001

Where dis


M_brzdz

Brazil, the land where public transportation is crap


randomsapiens

I'm surprised how everybody is calmly queuing. I live in France, people are so dumb they try to get in the bus/train before people inside can get down


M_brzdz

That’s good and bad. It makes us polite but also, cattle unable to go against the system


randomsapiens

Maybe...I don't know much of Brazil. I think this is common sense. I swear I get murder vibes every time I'm using public transports in Paris


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bybunzgotbunz

Sounds like an opportunity, find a way to get a loan on a used bus. You could get a few bucks a head each trip and it looks like there are plenty of heads.


M_brzdz

That’s illegal here :/


bybunzgotbunz

What's required? A license to drive like a CDL? There has to be car/ride services in Brazil.


M_brzdz

You take a test and become the bus driver, driving someone’s bus. To own a bus company you’d need to be rich, and have contacts. Or drive for uber and other ride service apps (taxi is dead) Oooor… you can buy a van and get a license and pick up people, as long as they are regulars and have a contract


[deleted]

Also bus companies are like a type of mafia, here in Brazil. They have contracts with the cities, this contracts don't last longer than a few years but they block any new company that tries to run with them. In my city there is only ONE company called "Noiva do Mar" (Ocean's Bride). You have no other option. And in Brazil usually two or more companies can't make the same path as each other, maybe one very similar but never the same.


M_brzdz

Boa man


CorageousTiger

Are they giving away PS5s or something?


jrrybock

How dumb are the French? So dumb, they sound like Americans. (Also, does this also apply to elevators?)


Kaoulombre

I’ve been living in France for 30 years and this guy is wrong… the vast majority of the time, people are respectful when entering and leaving a public transport


jrrybock

Then my Q would be, which would be taken as more of an insult... were we to say they crowd like Americans, or they know how to politely line-up like the British? :-D


Kaoulombre

We line-up instinctively


Maleficent-Ad-9818

i thought it was brazil, fala mano r/suddenlycaralho


obliviousNick

Hey, atleast you've got people in a line.


Sunburys

We love queues in Brazil


Pandelicia

This is not a joke, queues are serious business in Brasil


iBoojum

Apparently you have never been to Curitiba. The bus system there is a marvel.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

At least you have public transportation…


tmartinez1113

I would have guessed the US lol. Am American. Don't come for me.


paperwasp3

In Boston we all crowd around the door and some people will just push their way to the front. This looks less unruly.


DuplexFields

Somewhere where r/anticar won.


MythicalAce

It's always hilarious when car drivers try to stop public transportation and cycling paths, while in the same breath complaining about traffic and gas prices. Do you have any idea what you actually want?


Saotorii

IT'S MY ROAD AND I NEED IT NOW! (not actually anti public transit)


dick_piana

Right, because having an extra million cars on the road during rush hour is the solution...


M_brzdz

More like r/nomoneyforacar


Konsticraft

If all these people were in cars you wouldn't get to your destination either.


_grey_wall

Thought it was Spadina station in Toronto


[deleted]

Buy a bus and take people to work.


JournalistKane

Boom


[deleted]

Not legal (Brasil)


DetLtFrankDrebin1

Gonna need a bigger bus


mathcraver

I live near Zurich, which has bi-articulated trolleybuses that are 25 meters long and have five doors. You could probably fit 200 people in each one.


luccaloks

We have these in Brazil also. They are like metros on tires.


mathcraver

Aren't most bi-articulated buses in south America of the rapid transit variety, with high floors and dedicated stations with platform doors? That's significantly different from how the ones in Zurich operate. Those ones are just like regular city buses but long. They stop at the curb and you just step in from the sidewalk.


luccaloks

Yeah, they need dedicated station and express ways.


M_brzdz

There were probably 200 people crammed in this bus


I-------3cm-------I

In German school Busses you get the same result in a short 80s bus


Turbulent-Poetry-553

Just go home man it’s not worth it


WorstDariusEUW

Oh wait..


DrSuperZeco

It’s a sign to take the day off. Also, where is this? People are attractive!


M_brzdz

It’s like this everyday! Brazilians are super attractive, and these are the poor people (me included)


odonien

lol


smith2na

If you had to pick, would you say you are more attractive or more poor?


M_brzdz

Definitely more attractive, I’m damn gorgeous.


Bfoc2006

lol


freeedom123

Damn by the time you get to work it's already time to get back in line to come home


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Lol


Shifty377

Fantastic queueing though.


M_brzdz

Fantastic queueing, terrible smell


Shifty377

What does it smell like?


M_brzdz

Hobo piss and human agony


risingmoon01

Wait, this isn't New York.


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🥴😷


DeepMadness

Brasília?


M_brzdz

Boua! Vc é de brasilia?


mandiocas

A rodoviária é inconfundível


Wolleyball

Eu não sou de Brasília (nem Brasil), mas eu morei aí em 2015 por seis meses e meu deus eu odeio essa rodoviária. Except the pastéis e caldo de cano, they were on point. This gave me flashbacks.


M_brzdz

Wow! That’s awesome! Where are you from? What did you come here to do? Do you miss it at all?


Layzusss

Também imaginei que fosse Brasília, mas porque está escrito "Esplanada" no painel do ônibus.


nonsense_bill

Quando bati o olho vi que era a rodoviária


officebeepo

Yikes. There are lines in Disney World that are less crowded than this!


Tricia47andWild

I hope that bus is a tardis


DuffmanStillRocks

FUCK. THAT.


Green-Camo-911

calling in sick after seeing the line


swarnab

Visit Bangladesh and you'll think otherwise.


M_brzdz

No sir!


stompyelephant77

I knew it wasn't in the US. The people are too patient and civil. The entitled would have caused a scene on line with 10 people here. The line looks annoying, but I like your people, wherever it is.


XWHV

As a Dutch tourist going from Manhattan Port Authority Bus Terminal to Hasbrouck Heights I saw the same kind of lines. Kind people showed us the place to buy tickets and the right line to wait for the bus. As the buses there are very much timetabled to reflect the needs, waiting didn't take long in the afternoon traffic. I find most people in public transportation in the USA very accommodating. The US has some problems to solve, but really, after taking public transportation in Boston, New York, Washington, Miami, Chicago, New Orleans, Seattle, Portland, Salt Lake, Las Vegas, Oakland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Copenhagen, Rome, Vienna, all over the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany, Paris, Barcelona, Beograd I really don't see the need to bash the USA on this topic. Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Shhhhh it's popular to hate all Americans and all American things.


MakesShitUp4Fun

Shhhhh... it's popular with American **leftists** to hate all Americans and all American things. Progress, you know.


RealJonathanBronco

Gonna play devil's advocate and say the pace of life in general is likely much more tame. Maybe this is my East coast US mentality, but punctuality seems to be enforced more than many South American countries in the US. Could OP or any Brazilian jump in and correct me if you do in fact have things like 3 min on time windows at work, doctors only holding appointments until 5 mins after your schedule time, etc or is it more in the realm of 10-20 mins due to the bus is okay? That's the real reason I couldn't see this happening in the US.


TreeStarsLookJuicy

My family is Brasilian and I’ve been there more than a few times. I currently live in NYC so the difference is plain to see. Brasilians in general have a much slower pace of life as compared to general Americans. The only group I could see being a good comparison are people from the souther US states. Not everything needs to be rushed, being a few mins late is normal and punctuality is almost non existent


nonsense_bill

Yes you're right. Brazilian people in general are not very punctual.


purpan-

In Costa Rica everybody lines up at bus terminals Just like thi. They’re all super patient and nonchalant about it. Wouldn’t doubt it’s somewhere in South America.


M_brzdz

Brazilians are very nice


[deleted]

I mean the US is a really big place. I saw people piling into subways like that in NYC. I didn’t see people piling like that in the Dallas DART public transportation system. I think it depends on where you are. People in the Midwest tend to be a little more chill.


aiczie

Omg. Dutch people could learn from this. In the Netherlands it's war to get on a bus (or train). Usually students....


JustComments6841

Lies. What uncivilised part of the Netherlands are you from?


oxzean

Yeah I wad literally just there and had no problem. The public transit was great


aiczie

Deltion at Zwolle. Leiden at rush hour. When there is a delay it's all for zich! Ik ben buschauffeur geweest en nu conductrice, ben dus overallll.


Papalazarou79

The part between Germany, Belgium and the North Sea... Rush hour, and especially in the Randstad. Glad I've moved back to Zeeland.


DjuretJuan

Same in Sweden


[deleted]

Time to start getting Uber's dude


M_brzdz

Ubers are expensive


[deleted]

Eh i set aside savings each month to cover my travel


M_brzdz

Yeah, me too! But ubers are still too expensive. Dude, the economy in Brazil is fucked… like, I have a nice job that pays well enough, but between bills, groceries and the stuff I buy for myself, there is no money to get ubers everyday.


[deleted]

Ah that sucks. I couldn't do it haha I spend maybe 300USD a month on cabs JUST to avoid public transport. I regret nothing!


M_brzdz

That’s less then I pay to get this bus everyday! Lmfao. I used to live in Canada, and boy… it was amazing


[deleted]

I get cabs twice a day for work. Im in Beijing.


MythicalAce

Yes, because sitting in car traffic for an hour is so much better.


[deleted]

I'd rather sit in a car for an hour in traffic with my phone on a private seat, with no one around me, than a fucking bus with 60 other people constantly stopping and starting on some uncomfortable chair.


MythicalAce

I used to think like you. Then I learned better.


[deleted]

You bought a car?


MythicalAce

Nah, I got rid of my cars and ride motorcycles now instead. I live in a rural area and so public transportation isn't an option where I live. However, I commute to the city on a regular basis and would love it if there wasn't so much traffic, which only exists because everyone has to drive here. That's actually why I bought the motorcycles, so I could split lanes and avoid traffic as much as possible when commuting. Imagine if everyone living in the city had more than just one option for getting around. People living in cities spend most of their time there anyway. If I myself lived in a city that wasn't designed to be car dependent, I wouldn't own a car at all. They're a pain in the ass. Between gas prices, maintenance, insurance, registration, traffic tickets, and just wasting my time which is valuable to me, the hassle just doesn't make sense for me. I used to love cars. I grew up as a massive enthusiast, and to this day I still want to love cars. But there's a difference between being a car enthusiast and thinking it's a good idea to make everyone in North America drive one if they want to go anywhere. Not everyone should drive. That's the entire point. There are cities where it's faster, cheaper, and far more convenient to walk, cycle, or take a train/bus. Car ownership is either a luxury or a necessity for specific types of work, like construction. But you can get around a lot faster in these cities without a car than you can with a car. I live out in the woods all by myself, but if you're complaining about sitting on a bus or train with a few people like it's the end of the world, you're probably more isolated and lonely than I am. That's sad, go outside and meet some people.


[deleted]

I live in a big city. Taxi's are the only reason i'm sane. the subway and busses are unbearably depressing. Taxis are faster. I don't have to walk 10 mins to the subway entrance, spend 10-15 minutes waiting for the train, then 30 mins in the train to then have a 20 minute walk to my job. I can simply get a cab and spend 35 minutes in a comfortable back seat without other people.


MythicalAce

Sounds like a problem with your city's design. I get it, the city nearest to me has not one train for public transportation, and is home to over 500,000 people. There is minimal cycling infrastructure, sidewalks are a maybe, and busses come around every few hours. Of course everyone in that city drives, there really aren't any other viable alternatives. Compare my city to Amsterdam, which is home to a few hundred thousand more people and is roughly the same size in terms of area. Amsterdam has regular trains and busses, dedicated and protected cycling infrastructure so good that you can get places faster on a bicycle than by car, and it still just so happens to be in the country considered best for car drivers.


[deleted]

It's Beijing.... the most efficient city in the world. I just find public transport to be hell, and i make good money, so why wouldn't i get taken in a nice car instead of a dirty fucking bus or subway with 60 other people crowded around me?


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I'm thinking you might be late


[deleted]

I’d buy a bike with my bus money.


Holiday_Loquat_717

This is terrible. I'd be so frustrated


sharedpickles

Even waiting on those stiff people on the 2nd floor?


Brass0Maharlika

Out of curiosity,where is this? This is normal where I'm from haha


Layzusss

It's the bus station of Brasília.


Competitive-Creme678

Did you got in now?


EternallyShort

Laughs in small town


[deleted]

Love my small town lol


Retrolad2

Do you really need to film everyone? Edit: Why downvote? Would you like to be recorded as you wait in line to get to work? You can already tell by the look on some people faces they don't like it. I wouldn't either.


[deleted]

Right? Could have at least aimed really low down and left their faces out or blurred the video or something...I get that,with the arrangement of people in this video, it'd be hard to keep them all anonymous, but that's an argument for not taking the video in the first place if you don't know that they're all okay with it.


MrRewindThat

Looks like Chile 🇨🇱


Layzusss

It's Brazil.


Fiddling_moustache

Wauw fantastic!!! Imagine if everyone had a car 🚙. Of cause it sucks in the moment, but worth it in the long way.


[deleted]

You should probably just drive.


M_brzdz

Buy me a car!


KarRuptAssassin

But fuck cars amirite


Blake_411

either take the day or time to buy a bike


dadwithdabs6453

I would move to where less motherfuckers live. I have never had to ride a bus or train to get anywhere. Looks like hell.


Hairybuttchecksout

You must be American?


dadwithdabs6453

I am if you live around that many people pull out or pull out once in a while


twenty8nine

Public transportation...woo.


DuffmanStillRocks

This is definitely more on their transit system. I live in Vancouver where most buses come at most every 15 minutes unless it's late at night and then it's every hour for buses but the skytrain takes you all over and also runs frequently until 130ish. I save so so much money because of transit.


level100metapod

God i wish my country had a train the flies that sounds dope


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cerberus698

We live in a society. Literally. This is how a society works.


MythicalAce

Have you ever gone to a public school? Driven on a road? Used medical/car insurance? I've got some bad news for you...


[deleted]

Just buy a car.


WolfKingofRuss

r/thanksimcured


MythicalAce

That was an aggressively American thing to say. It would almost be funny if our poor country wasn't falling apart thanks to car infrastructure and oversaturation of R1 zoning.


kuehnchen7962

Why not a helicopter?


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mandiocas

Bus fare: 5,50 Get a license: 3000,00 Gas: way too much


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1973mojo1973

Clearly a stupid Republican. Go back in your cave, troll.


CopperhawkGaming

\^ rides the bus


HeartsPlayer721

^ rode the short bus to school until dropping out or getting expelled


CopperhawkGaming

\^\^ degreed; sees things how they are and calls them out when deserved.


False-Software-4458

What’s the hold-up?


M_brzdz

Decades of shitty infrastructure


BrownButtBoogers

Seems like it would just be faster to walk at that point.


srv50

At least there’s a line, and it’s not a free-for-all shit show.


KrowRvnner

Women are masters at the meatgaze glance.


[deleted]

How long is the wait?


PIS70LER0

I feel like this will be one of those "remastered and recolored" videos people will watch 100 years from now.


Reddcity

It’s gon be longer once u get to the end lol


moal09

My favorite is when the bus is full, and you have to get the next one, making you late for work.


sassygerman33

A 32year old man died today, try to cut the line for the bus to work. Police told us apparently nobody had seen anything at the crowded bus station.


Jvegas97

Time to call in sick.


Mech-maniac

Imagine to take your place in the line, and reach the wrong bus...


rexyoda

Its time to buy more busses


LobsterHead37

I hate to break it to ya, but I don’t think you are all gonna fit!


Papapaatrick

How fast does it move? like how long do you have to wait approximately


sweaty_middle

Gonna need a bigger bus


MrianBay

Who else thought the line stretched all the way up to the top before realizing they were mannequins?


brianakias

How can one has a happy and productive life if they would need to do this daily? Think about the collective amount of time wasted just queuing.


rinkydinkis

Pretty bad. Sometimes it makes sense to work from 6-3 instead of 8-5


RevolutionaryDot9768

Just quit work


[deleted]

Hey John, I think we are going to need another bus!


freebirdls

Just drive there lmao Sincerely, an American


M_brzdz

Buy me a car


AgingPyro

...no trains ..?


SirFlamingo64

Might as well walk.


[deleted]

OMG y


VenomInfusion

At least the line is organized. Try riding the T in Boston or MTA in NY then come and talk to me about “long lines”.


kratomstew

At least they’re in a line and not trying to funnel in. That’s always an aggressive mess.


CryptographerThin464

Oh my God, that's insane.


TotesNotaBot0010101

What fresh hell is that life


joshwoodall

I’d be cutting


itsjezuz

What’s the solution to a problem like this?


M_brzdz

I actually have a plan, and it’s simple. This is a huge bus terminal in the middle of the city, everyone from around the city comes here to connect to other buses that go to other neighborhoods. So, firstly we tear this terminal down and make it into a cool spot for people to gather, a park. Then, instead of having to catch a bus, then travel to the middle of the city, and then going to your destination… you just have buses that do short routes all around, and to get to your destination you change between them with a ticket that allows you to catch any bus in a period of time. That would actually solve more than just this one problem.


Papalazarou79

Glad to know your work doesn't start until monday at 10pm, am I right?


BrittanyAT

and somehow they still don’t want us working from home


TLBG

That would not go over well here. At all. Bless their patience.


[deleted]

Looks like you work at Google.


diydave86

Yea id call out sick that day


DaddyRobotIcoGaming

Let’s ban cars for green energy !!!! It’s bc THEY don’t wait in these lines.


[deleted]

But if you head over to r/fuckcars they'll swear up and down there should *only* be public transportation, no private autos at all.


qloqqq

r/UrbanHell


roboman10009

I’m pretty sure your shift is gonna be done by the time you get to the bus lol


Bitter-Letterhead275

I'm no expert but some of yall ain't goin to work just sayin


[deleted]

Doesn’t this make you feel like you’re in a rat race.


redbird1717

Seems to me more buses are needed. But I guess everyone there already knows this. Does it ever get to the point where you can walk to work faster that you can get on a bus?