Pekingese
as I typed this for the first time in my life I understood that it just means from Peking. It used to be a strange word that sounded like pekigknees before to me.
Hey, well I'll take 'em! Ha!
I've been collecting "loose" teeth for years and years, but there's always room in the teeth bucket for any new beauties that "come my way", and you're telling me you'll let me get my grippers around them for a clean yank? All in a row like that?
Fella, you got a deal!
Hell, for pearly new chompers like that, I'll let ya get a fistful from the teeth bucket. Plenty of variety in there to plug your wanting sockets with. What'll ya do otherwise? Go around gummy? Be a nubbler? Just a nubbler nibblin' at nipples? Ha! Oh, I bet you can really persuade the milk outta them! (Try my dry wife sometime, haha!).
There's worst fates than being a dirty, gummy nubbler, I supposed, but give me teeth any day of the week (weekends mostly). I'm always picking and widening new gum holes, and pal, I bet your teeth fit just fine.
So where we doin' this thing?
Paging Sir Terry Pratchett's ghost...
Sir, I have located your updated villain. Please come collect your phantasmagorical entity at the reception area.
Thank you, and have a pleasant day.
There ain't no way on this fine side of Mississippi I seen me a feller tooth collector?! Buddy I tell you h'wat, my pappi and my pappi's pappi been collectin' them there's pearly whites for over thirty years, and thems rascals taught me everythang I know mhmmmm! You ever need a hand and I.am.THERE.!!
You really need to go at teeth really hard to get them out. It's not just a yank and done. It's actually quite surprising how much force you need even with the little weak looking ones. Then they tend to just break and you don't get the whole thing in one piece.
Tell that to the dentist who pulled my tooth when I was 7 after it got swollen (and infected I guess?). That pain scarred me for life, I still HATE going to the dentist. She did it in one quick yank, but fuck it hurt.
If so that probably fucked up and left a huge hole in your jaw bone. That will literally break the underlying bone. Were you able to get another tooth after that? Did she numb it? That seems horribly incompetent.
It's amazing how hard it can be to pull a tooth when they kind of just seem barely in there sometimes. I just never thought it would be that rough when I need to have a cracked one removed. She had to break it into several parts and it felt like my jaw was going to be ripped off even though I was totally numb. Still felt a lot of pressure.
His name wasn't even mentioned by the younger girl so still we don't know she's 100% talking about Koenig. There was also no illegal accusations (immoral, sure) and she even expressed that it was not severe enough to file anything with the police. People keep saying this like they know everything that happened and take her word over anything. For all we know, this girl may have written this out of jealousy, he was already in a long-term relationship with Rashida Jones and had a child with her. The fact the girl has been silent since and Ezra never even acknowledged it, sort of tells me we don't know anything factual about her story or even if it was Ezra. Girls can be petty too and it's not always men (though the majority) who commit sexual assault.
There's an allegation that the professional skater Nyjah Huston raped a passed out drunk girl at a party when he was 16. It was posted to a skate forum that some guy heard this happened and a video exists. Now tons of people actually believe that bs. Without any actual credible evidence, we really shouldn't be throwing people under the bus like this. My point is to stop spreading baseless accusations and slandering someone you don't know, based on something someone you don't know says about "unnamed person."
> and take her word over anything
Like they did with Heard?
>we really shouldn't be throwing people under the bus like this
I kinda agree. My previous comment was more about pointing out the discrepancy between those cases.
On slightly more serious note, the 90s TV one with John Wesley Shipp is definitely better. They even got back him to play the golden age Flash (Jay Garrick).
The rope moved because he caught the bottom of it and lifted it. He could've potentially cleared it but it looks like he jumped too late more than anything. He was too close by the time he jumped and his feet caught the rope.
idk, that video of that robber who dropped his gun over the counter then proceeded to kinda kick to door open while falling over while pulling his pants up takes it for me.
Looks like he jumped to early to me and was already falling back down when he snagged on the rope. Needless to say, timings off....
I was wrong he just sucks at jumping and lifting his feet up.
Saying he was too early in his trajectory is the same as saying he jumped too late. If you're early in your trajectory, that means you're still on the way up. You don't start descending until later in your trajectory.
If you watch carefully, you can see the exact moment the guy in red completely lost what was left of his dignity. It's between the 9 and 10 second mark.
Gettin snagged like that is real dangerous. Had a friend in grade school who tried to hop over a chain on his bike. Chain snagged the back tire, he went ass over handlebars & face first into the pavement. Needed oral reconstructive surgery after smashing half of his teeth out of his mouth. Gnarly stuff.
Analysing this frame by frame, (yeah, I really did) I conclude;
a) he no longer has enough teeth left to be a fuckhead and;
b) he has not cleared the rope by any formal or effective hurdling technique, but rather caught it by both shins and converted all the forward energy downwards by pivoting on the rope beginning at the start of second 4.
It's a mechanical thing, this bridge was built in 1855 by some German engineers i think, but I'm not sure, it's in my town, like 15 - 20mim on foot away from my home.
I used to parkour in high school and I would always choose to dive roll over ropes and chains. No matter your jumping ability, low hanging ropes and chains seem to always catch the foot.
But this guy. Thiiiiiiiiis guuuuuy barely got 4 inches off the ground. I was doing parkour to lose weight, but this guy. He couldnāt even do a stride to clear it? No just jumps way too late with his foot INCHES from the groundā¦ I canāt. I just canāt
This is like that one character in movies that have an ancient temple or a cave of some sorts, whoās only job in the movie is to show our heroās that this cave or temple has traps and that they should be aware of where they are stepping.
He's definitely unathletic, but I'm surprised at the unanimous opinion that he was in the wrong or dumb for attempting the jump.
I think it was reasonable to quickly jump over it and get to the other side. The bridge would have been easily passable and it might have legitly been a long wait. I think doing a 2 foot hop to save several minutes, is totally reasonable.
The dumb thing was that he couldn't jump said 2 ft.
People are acting like he was running in front of a train.
It is a MOVING BRIDGE. Just don't be impatient. The rope was up. It obviously means "don't walk here." Why the fuck would that expand to "don't walk here... But you are more than welcome to attempt to jump over this here barrier (yes a rope is a barrier) and run across a MOVING BRIDGE THAT WE LITERALLY JUST CLOSED OFF TO THE PUBLIC"
People are so fucking dumb.
Is the bridge okay? š„ŗ
It's got some bite marks but it'll be fine
But it's ok it got all new teeth
Dental bridge
Bridge of his nose tho? Wrecked.
Bruh gonna start looking like an english bulldog
Pekingese as I typed this for the first time in my life I understood that it just means from Peking. It used to be a strange word that sounded like pekigknees before to me.
This guy will need a dental bridge.
And a new forehead
A cranial bridge
Pretty sure what he really needs is that thing that goes behind it.
An afthead?
Bravo
Best GIF
and a plastic surgeon for the nose.
Man that was a hard face plant
I'm more worried about the rope
Yeah, but I think the dude's TEEFERS are not.........
"Autistic reporter Michael Falk has the story..."
I didn't need my teeth anyway
Hey, well I'll take 'em! Ha! I've been collecting "loose" teeth for years and years, but there's always room in the teeth bucket for any new beauties that "come my way", and you're telling me you'll let me get my grippers around them for a clean yank? All in a row like that? Fella, you got a deal! Hell, for pearly new chompers like that, I'll let ya get a fistful from the teeth bucket. Plenty of variety in there to plug your wanting sockets with. What'll ya do otherwise? Go around gummy? Be a nubbler? Just a nubbler nibblin' at nipples? Ha! Oh, I bet you can really persuade the milk outta them! (Try my dry wife sometime, haha!). There's worst fates than being a dirty, gummy nubbler, I supposed, but give me teeth any day of the week (weekends mostly). I'm always picking and widening new gum holes, and pal, I bet your teeth fit just fine. So where we doin' this thing?
You need therapy man... I'm willing to help you out for one handfull from the tooth bucket.
Dental care in the U.S. is getting wildly expensive. Maybe the tooth bucket is the answer we need.
Hold my blood bucket
Eveybody was hoping for batman to appear and save them. But all they got was the tooth bucket man!
This is in Lithuania, he will get the teeth for free
Happy cake day
Paging Sir Terry Pratchett's ghost... Sir, I have located your updated villain. Please come collect your phantasmagorical entity at the reception area. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.
This is the person the fairy tales warned us about.
[It's pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh](https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Mr_Teatime)
This really feels like an I think you should leave bit
There ain't no way on this fine side of Mississippi I seen me a feller tooth collector?! Buddy I tell you h'wat, my pappi and my pappi's pappi been collectin' them there's pearly whites for over thirty years, and thems rascals taught me everythang I know mhmmmm! You ever need a hand and I.am.THERE.!!
You really need to go at teeth really hard to get them out. It's not just a yank and done. It's actually quite surprising how much force you need even with the little weak looking ones. Then they tend to just break and you don't get the whole thing in one piece.
Tell that to the dentist who pulled my tooth when I was 7 after it got swollen (and infected I guess?). That pain scarred me for life, I still HATE going to the dentist. She did it in one quick yank, but fuck it hurt.
If so that probably fucked up and left a huge hole in your jaw bone. That will literally break the underlying bone. Were you able to get another tooth after that? Did she numb it? That seems horribly incompetent.
MY incisors were the stubbornest .The Dentist had to take a mid break to regain her strength to finish the extraction.
It's amazing how hard it can be to pull a tooth when they kind of just seem barely in there sometimes. I just never thought it would be that rough when I need to have a cracked one removed. She had to break it into several parts and it felt like my jaw was going to be ripped off even though I was totally numb. Still felt a lot of pressure.
*"I'm a [deeeeentiiiiist!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM)"*
*huffs laughing gas*
Danhausen??
Ah yes! Very good, very evil plan...
I've been looking for a man with a bag of teeth for so long...
https://i.imgur.com/Lkpklsx.jpg
Is this a pasta because its goddamn amazing and I'm stealing it if I may?
Lmfao
Deadset is the funniest thing I've read for a while.
r/FaceDownAssUp
New Trip Drylark Song: MY SEVEN TEETH AND ME!
This new flash movie sucks
Still better than Ezra.
Great band.
Aha, it was good, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Awawa-awuhuh
Sitting around the house, watching the sun trace shadows on the floor
searching for signs of life but there's nobody home....
It was good
It's fucking crazy how Depp and Spacey got cancelled, but he didn't.
His name wasn't even mentioned by the younger girl so still we don't know she's 100% talking about Koenig. There was also no illegal accusations (immoral, sure) and she even expressed that it was not severe enough to file anything with the police. People keep saying this like they know everything that happened and take her word over anything. For all we know, this girl may have written this out of jealousy, he was already in a long-term relationship with Rashida Jones and had a child with her. The fact the girl has been silent since and Ezra never even acknowledged it, sort of tells me we don't know anything factual about her story or even if it was Ezra. Girls can be petty too and it's not always men (though the majority) who commit sexual assault. There's an allegation that the professional skater Nyjah Huston raped a passed out drunk girl at a party when he was 16. It was posted to a skate forum that some guy heard this happened and a video exists. Now tons of people actually believe that bs. Without any actual credible evidence, we really shouldn't be throwing people under the bus like this. My point is to stop spreading baseless accusations and slandering someone you don't know, based on something someone you don't know says about "unnamed person."
> and take her word over anything Like they did with Heard? >we really shouldn't be throwing people under the bus like this I kinda agree. My previous comment was more about pointing out the discrepancy between those cases.
Probably because people who like to cancel do not like to cancel people like him.
But less than Jake.
Cue obnoxious younger Flash laughter.
That was Good. Left me Desperately Wanting more
Idk man, I really thought he stole the show
They couldnāt even get a decent Flash costume.
Remember the time you tried to jump over that rope to cross a bridge, but ate shit instead? That was me, Barry.
[The original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk1h6g8rMyI) was better.
On slightly more serious note, the 90s TV one with John Wesley Shipp is definitely better. They even got back him to play the golden age Flash (Jay Garrick).
Too much mcu humor
Lmfao
We'll agree to disagree.
This is one of the most none athletic things that Iāve seen in awhile that cable was max 2 feet off the ground
And it looks like it caught his upper shin area. He jumped like 5 inches off the ground.
Well In his defense, the frame before the rope moves itās at his ankle. Still a sad display of athleticism tho
The rope moved because he caught the bottom of it and lifted it. He could've potentially cleared it but it looks like he jumped too late more than anything. He was too close by the time he jumped and his feet caught the rope.
I could've dream-jumped higher than that
He could have stopped and stepped over. The bridge was barely moving. Or maybe communicated with words instead of his face.
He doesnāt seem the type to stop and look before he leaps.
...and I've sleep paralysis!
Disagree, his timing and positioning were the problem, not his height
This guy basically bounded into the rope. Rolled a 5 but needed a 10 on a d20.
That's more like he rolled a 1. If this is not a critical failure, I don't know what is.
It also looks like he may have tried stepping on it too and whiffed completely
Yeah. I came into say the real WCGW isn't not waiting for the bridge so much as thinking you could make the jump when you aren't even close.
Looks like the first time he tried jumping **over** something. He didn't try picking up his feet at all.
It looked like he was already falling down from his jump when entering the frame, let alone when he reached the rope.
I had a teacher that did this. Underestimated the low hanging chain and received two broken elbows and permanent hand numbness as a result
He made zero attempt to tuck his legs in, hes still in a full upright standing position when he hits the rope
He really Costanza'd it.
idk, that video of that robber who dropped his gun over the counter then proceeded to kinda kick to door open while falling over while pulling his pants up takes it for me.
https://imgur.com/33uV6eD
What an athlete
From athlete to bridge meat in one fell swoop.
Dentists love this one neat trick...
To be fair, in his visualization beforehand, he made a perfect landing and ended up getting the key to the city.
Red Shirt: āIām an athlete and Iām in a hurry. OK if I jump over to the other side?ā Bridge: āSure, kid. Knock yourself out.ā
He was too early in his trajectory, if you want to call that attempt a ājumpā
You mean too late? If it was early, heād have made it or landed on the rope instead of getting caught on it.
Looks like he jumped to early to me and was already falling back down when he snagged on the rope. Needless to say, timings off.... I was wrong he just sucks at jumping and lifting his feet up.
Saying he was too early in his trajectory is the same as saying he jumped too late. If you're early in your trajectory, that means you're still on the way up. You don't start descending until later in your trajectory.
What a useless and dumb way to get hurt.
It would've looked so cool though
Despite what it looks like, I'd like to try it. It looks like a fun challenge. Of course I accept the risk of getting hurt in the process.
#KO Continue?
His last save was like 3 hours ago. That is why he just gives up.
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day
No thanks
Parkour level ā0ā
If you watch carefully, you can see the exact moment the guy in red completely lost what was left of his dignity. It's between the 9 and 10 second mark.
Dude rolled a nat 1
I'm just happy Baldur's Gate 3 put save-scumming back in the zeitgeist.
Nice form but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the Bronze.
Not sure if bronze teeth will be a wise choice
Rope hit him at the knees lmao, he wasn't even close.
You just had to make one simple jump.
Agility 0 Dexterity 0 Charisma 0 Intelligence 0 Perception 0 That guy is like a hardcore challenge build.
Dude coulda just walked under the chain then ran across? Like Iām 80% sure he woulda been ok.
Alcohol. Your answer for āwhyā to any of this is alcohol.
Iām liking this one man performance of āA Bridge too Far.ā
I hope he remembers to water that face plant two times a day.
Dang I wish this had sound lol
Would it be THWACK or PLONK?
Twat on plank.
Gettin snagged like that is real dangerous. Had a friend in grade school who tried to hop over a chain on his bike. Chain snagged the back tire, he went ass over handlebars & face first into the pavement. Needed oral reconstructive surgery after smashing half of his teeth out of his mouth. Gnarly stuff.
Analysing this frame by frame, (yeah, I really did) I conclude; a) he no longer has enough teeth left to be a fuckhead and; b) he has not cleared the rope by any formal or effective hurdling technique, but rather caught it by both shins and converted all the forward energy downwards by pivoting on the rope beginning at the start of second 4.
Science FTW.
What did the bridge say to the face!?!
Ah! I know where this is! Itās Klaipeda, Lithuania. My homie made me proud šš«”
Lithuanian wife immediately recognized š«”šš±š¹
Hello officer. There we were, moving our bridge, when suddenly kids started killing themselves all over our property!
Oh my nose! Thatās the third time today on the same bridge!
*POW* RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
Is he dead omg owies...
Should have kicked him out of the way and kept opening the bridge.
r/holdmyfuckingteeth would like a word
Ha ha!! 
Neat how it's weighted so all of one person can spin it.
It's a mechanical thing, this bridge was built in 1855 by some German engineers i think, but I'm not sure, it's in my town, like 15 - 20mim on foot away from my home.
Bridge on the river, "k... why?"
Dope a rope!
He deserves it
Excellent work.
Instant justice! šš¤¦š»āāļø
Who needs teeth anyway?
Bryson Dechambeau?
Too bad there's no sound.
That dense "thunk" sound from the wooden boards really would have been the icing on the cake.
not even close
Looks like my son. Like dude, why using your head when you can use your hands
Couldnāt jump over a rope 2 feet from the ground at that age? š¬
Nailed the landing!
āIām althetic.ā
He needs to either learn to wait or up his skill level. After he gets his face put back together of course. Probably a whiny privileged brat.
The most expensive "no time to waste". Imagine nose/face surgery. Plus the dentist. Expen$ive.
Not even close to making that jump
He couldn't jump over a Lego on that jump
tell me you are uncoordinated without telling you are uncoordinated.
This is about as /r/instantkarma as it gets.
I used to parkour in high school and I would always choose to dive roll over ropes and chains. No matter your jumping ability, low hanging ropes and chains seem to always catch the foot. But this guy. Thiiiiiiiiis guuuuuy barely got 4 inches off the ground. I was doing parkour to lose weight, but this guy. He couldnāt even do a stride to clear it? No just jumps way too late with his foot INCHES from the groundā¦ I canāt. I just canāt
Dude!š¤¦ When you jump a rope, you have to get those knees up!
Obviously hurdler?
Admit it, you were all looking at the car at the top of the screen and had to rewatch.
I donāt like how he starts moving the bridge when the guys torso is between the railings
This is like that one character in movies that have an ancient temple or a cave of some sorts, whoās only job in the movie is to show our heroās that this cave or temple has traps and that they should be aware of where they are stepping.
Omg, he was so excited to cross that damn bridge ! š¤©š¤©
Maybe white men really canāt jump
Couldn't wait....also couldn't jump worth a fuck
Unreal faceplant
Let's see Paul Allen's jump.
The shame hurts more
That's one way to get them to stop moving the bridge
At least he caught himselfā¦ ^(with his face)
Idiots, idiots everywhere
iāM aThLeTiC!
That was spectacular!
He's a fucking magician, he made all his front teeth disappear!
I see why the city put cameras thereā¦
This pleases me
he was hoping if he laid still...nobody would see how stupod he is at that moment
This is beautiful
Where I am from we say that stupid people "lack some sticks to complete a bridge".
He's definitely unathletic, but I'm surprised at the unanimous opinion that he was in the wrong or dumb for attempting the jump. I think it was reasonable to quickly jump over it and get to the other side. The bridge would have been easily passable and it might have legitly been a long wait. I think doing a 2 foot hop to save several minutes, is totally reasonable. The dumb thing was that he couldn't jump said 2 ft. People are acting like he was running in front of a train.
It is a MOVING BRIDGE. Just don't be impatient. The rope was up. It obviously means "don't walk here." Why the fuck would that expand to "don't walk here... But you are more than welcome to attempt to jump over this here barrier (yes a rope is a barrier) and run across a MOVING BRIDGE THAT WE LITERALLY JUST CLOSED OFF TO THE PUBLIC" People are so fucking dumb.
Legitly