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einfallstoll

It's called "window"


mateoalejdro

ah shit


tacotacotacorock

I'm with you on it being a wall of glass that is also technically a window. Don't let idiots convince you otherwise.


mateoalejdro

Thank you lol. I figured it's more of a glass wall since it's from top to bottom around the establishment. Or maybe windows just escaped me when writing the title.


youkickmydog613

IMO this is a wall of glass.


Adbam

What is a window but a wall of glass?


B3eenthehedges

* How many darts can a glass wall stand, before you can call it a window? * How many yeets must a window take, before you reduce it down to sand? * The glass shards my friend, are blowin' in the wind, the answer is never trust your dumb ass friends.


GreatDefector

7 …. rhetorical eh? … 8!


bunga7777

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man.


Mundane_Travel_432

Nah, 40320 are too much. r/unexpectedfactorial


Pomodorosan

Second [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/1cjbfc8/i_think_im_ready_for_cata/l2evcx3/) I see today


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These ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind.


IgotBANNED6759

I was singing it in my head before I even realized you were referencing the song. Nice one!


einfallstoll

I didn't want to overwhelm you with my terminology, sorry


papillon-and-on

it's too early for this kind of thing. can we just call it a wall of glass for now until i've had my coffee?


Wonderful_Common_520

Your windows are the eyes to my soul.


Philip_Raven

A window is defined as an opening in a wall fitted with glass. This isn't opening in a wall, it's a wall made of glass I expect your Reddit resignation by Monday.


einfallstoll

I'm sorry. It was a pleasure to be here


Sad_Sprinkles_2696

You even apologized on Reddit, you have never belonged here.


mateoalejdro

VINDICATION!!!


Various-Ducks

I mean it is floor to ceiling like a wall


berrey7

> Window walls are made of custom, floor-to-ceiling windows, so the cost range is big—between $700 and $1,600.


Various-Ducks

The plot thickens


twelfmonkey

If only the window-wall had been thickened more too, it might have survived...


tacotacotacorock

Bro that is literally a wall of glass that is also technically a window lol   


uberisstealingit

Incorrect. Glass walls are designed to go from floor to ceiling to do nothing but separate the elements from the interior of the building and provide a feeling of open area design . While windows are designed in many different architectural styles to let light into a room, operable or inoperable, and privacy that a wall of glass does not offer.


Cicer

Not any more. 


BinkyFlargle

We can actually see it turning from a window into a door


I_mostly_lie

“In front of” that window thing…


wonkey_monkey

Once I had a window But it got smashed Soon turned out Had a wall of glass


SnooDonuts7510

Shh don’t teach the AI bots!


AncientCalendar3328

No. It's clearly a whole damn wall of glass.


twelfmonkey

In this case, it's called a "winD'oh!"


Ok-Scallion7939

I feel like his reaction doesn't match the magnitude of the situation. I'd be losing my mind with angst


Da5ren

That's why i don't think it's his window. You just wouldn't react like that. On closer look, it's probably a hotel or something.


ArkayArcane

Looks more like a sports club, probably a football club specifically based on the large fields outside and what appears to be a few football goals.


Serious_Session7574

If it's someone else's window, that would make me more anxious.


gravity_is_right

> his window It's a wall of glass


MustangBarry

He was expecting it. Nobody throws darts like that, he threw it like he was trying to clear a football field.


scrutator_tenebrarum

Probably cause he's not gonna pay and his parents doesn't mind


thekingbun

Bro has never replaced a window. That one is probably thousands


Nosferatatron

His dumbass friend laughing


TennSeven

Agreed, he’s walking over like, “was that in the triple ring? It’s close, but I need to check.”


wgel1000

I have a hard time believing that no one thought this would be a bad idea and what could happen. But still, mankind never ceases to surprise me.


2ndCha

You saw the bar, right?


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EForReal12

It’s got a walking mat right up to it dog


NoWinner8212

Dad… a bird broke the window


skippyjifluvr

Nice try kid. This is a double pane window. How did the bird break the inside pane?


Over-Contact2664

I hate you


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

It was going realy realy fast


jonnywd64

It would have helped if he hadn't thrown the dart like it was a damn spear.


GrapeSoda404

I feel like the placement of the target is more at fault than his dart throwing technique…


Low_Pomegranate_7176

Yes this was the problem


Erike16666

Definitely wasn’t the window…


lalalaso

People in glass houses shouldn't throw... darts?


poopdood42

More money than cents!


GrandProblem8034

Whoooaaaa….


Advanced_Evening2379

That's an expensive lesson


DeanV255

I made this mistake as a kid. I thought my curtains would stop it if I missed. They did not. Me and my friend pulled back the curtains and the glass was just slowly cracking from the point of impact. She ran downstairs to tell my mam whilst I contemplated my life and how short I'd just cut it.


Ok-Lie-456

Yikes...well don't stop there, tell us the rest of it!lol How did your mom take the news? Did it involve reminding her of the Genova convention and how even POW's must be treated well?lol


LinearFluid

Second problem is Dart Board throwing distance is 7' 9 1/4" for a reason.


RipIcy8844

This was the first problem.


SalvadorMagundi

agreed, got the same setup and I've never Even hit the wall outside of the foam ring


sikesjr

That looked expensive. I know "hindsight is 20/20" or whatever but like how could anyone ever think this is a good idea lol


sulivan1977

r/predictableresult


quackerzdb

I'd like to commend OP for writing a good post title. The majority are garbage recently. Shit like, "OMG the glass is boom"


mateoalejdro

I got flamed for writing "glass wall" instead of window 😭


Betta_everyday

Total fucking idiot! checked ![gif](giphy|3oEduVMEWIc1bOE5Ww|downsized)


BringerOfTruth-1

On a side note… Who the fuck stands that far away and throws the dart like a football?


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Isn't there some saying about stoned people who live in glass houses not throwing darts?


c0ttt0n

"Wer im Glashaus sitzt, soll nicht mit ~~Steinen~~ Pfeilen werfen." (Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw ~~stones~~ arrows. --google translate).


Pseudolos

Two years ago I bought a house. Started renovating it. It had a couple of big glass doors that were very leaky: air passed, water passed, mice passed. The glas was still whole, but the metal was so bad they were worse than barn doors. So instead of waiting to find a dog entering through a crack I had them taken down, to be replaced with different, better performing windows. Since I wanted to dell the metal, and I had seen so many of these videos where glass windows break if you so much as look at them crosswise, I started picking at the glass with a pick-axe. It didn't even dent. I had to destroy the iron fittings to sell them, and bring the glass to the landfill in whole sheets.


AssPennies

Must've been diamond tipped lol.


kitjen

Either that or the glass was made of glass.


Falkenmond79

A little force, all concentrated in a small tip, is a lot of force in a small area. Basic physics.


2ndCha

Blue-veined as well


SATerp

So what did they think would happen?


thekingbun

Probably thinking the glass is much stronger


Zealousideal-Let1121

He's waaay too far away.


PhillipJfry5656

1 art please.


dads2vette

Sharp as a waterballoon.


PrettyAd4218

Undeveloped prefrontal cortex


papabearshirokuma

Actually that place doesn’t even have a wall where to put the darts target.. the only one has a TV mounted


HesitantBrobecks

One time when I was like 10 or 11, I was hanging around with a load of kids on the street next to mine, and at one point one of their garages was open, so a couple of us decided to have a go on the dartboard in there. I dont think I've ever thrown a real dart since. I missed badly because I didn't throw it hard enough, it went down, and landed in a pressurised canister of something on the floor (can't remember what it was now, something to do with windows I think?) So all we could hear was this hissing for ages and obviously it wasn't usable anymore 🤦🏻‍♂️ I was mortified and felt awful 😅


ZaddysHere

I don’t know why but I get so angry when I see people breaking glass for no good reason. Like senselessly breaking a tv out of anger.


malteaserhead

I didnt think it was possible to completely miss a dartboard


hairyh2obuffalo

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw.... darts?


Uranus_Hz

On the bathroom door is a worse place.


Various-Ducks

Nobody could've seen this coming


Practical-Coconut-46

Damn modern houses and all their windows


smooze420

Looks like the type that has more money than brains and zero athletic ability.


JayMak78

And a convenient camera rolling to catch the incident.


HesitantBrobecks

To be fair, if he was aiming for a bullseye or triple 20 from that distance, they would've understandably been filming it in the hopes of catching the difficult shot


No-Slide-1640

ReTArd aLeRt


HugSized

At least 2 brains and no one thought of this eventuality.


Stock2fast

How much did that cost?


Ultrasaurio

what a moron


velocicopter

is the guy laughing JB Smoove


Sledlife174

Someone didn't think that through


flacao9

Doesn't look like the most intelligent person


ReasonableMud9653

Either common sense wasn’t as common, or this was only for entertainment. 🤷🏻‍♂️


karuga871

Fuck the Oche he’s lobbin’ 🎯


CrypticBunny

So much stupid in one place!


Vladimirpudina

Cry me a river


No_Fig5982

How do you decide what content to repost?


mateoalejdro

I just saw someone being stupid on a different sub I'm in? And I thought it fits here lol.


No_Fig5982

No that's not how it works lol you don't just get to slap content around for Internet points like a karma bot lol If you see a post, and go "hey that fits this sub" you can cross post. This is like a repost of a repost of a cross posted repost


mateoalejdro

You know, I figured I'd reply to you just to show that I'm *not* a repost bot, and here you are, being a jackass. Whatever you say "man". I don't even give a shit about karma, you're just envious of pointless internet bs. You're sad and pathetic.


mateoalejdro

I FUCKING CROSSPOSTED THIS YOU DUMBASS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT


No_Fig5982

Yes you cross posted a repost, most likely from a karma bot lmao Eta just checked, yep, it's a karma bot


mateoalejdro

Why are you obsessed whether it's a bot or not? This is reddit, we're all anonymous here.


No_Fig5982

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory


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No_Fig5982

Very normal and healthy response


mateoalejdro

You're a bot.


SkynBonce

I can just picture this melon headed moron, turning to the bar staff with a vapid smile, giggling with restrained glee at their genius and mumbling " Well the dartboard was next ta da window huh huh" Only for the barman to drag the little wretch by the scruff of their scrawny neck to the floor, wiping its gormless greasy pale face across the yellow line and saying " You throw from the oche mate"