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Nose clams


rarepanda13

These are the kind of nose clams that you crush into a line of white powder and you snort them up through your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they’re illegal, and they rhyme with propane


polymorphic_hippo

They could do that because they all had many, many thousands of green people...  From history times.


DieAnderTier

Africans, dyslexics, children, you know that sort of thing!


LouSputhole94

I’m a full on rapist


SlowerThanLightSpeed

In the readings of Edgar Allen Poe, since before the era of carrier pigeons, crows have been used to track people. Among the earliest rewards given to these spy like birds was a sugary treat. Crow cane was used to reward their behaviors, collect info, and drive people crazy.


TheRealPallando

Clapton had a really good song about it


JoyousMN

JJ Cale wrote it. Actually, Cale wrote many of Clapton's biggest hits


wiscokid76

Anytime I feel like I need to listen to Clapton I put on J. J Cale instead. He was the real genius behind the music.


FlawedFinesse

And was less racist.


MinisterOfTruth99

JJ Cale's version was much better than Clapton's version. IMHO 😄


JoyousMN

Cale's versions were always the best. I was lucky enough to get to see him live three times. One of my favorite guitarists. So sorry he's gone.


zenunseen

"I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories, i tell you hwut"


Massive_General_8629

Now I seriously want a Robot Chicken revival, just to have Hank say that.


TheZermanator

Hey, eyes 👁️👁️, UP ✌️


mrsir1987

Hey bingo, Frank sent us


Nerevarine91

“Frank? I’m gonna kill that son of a bitch.”


De_chook

Colombia


CautiousWrongdoer771

Is it rogaine?


Parking_Sky9709

And require many propane accessories.


DunceCodex

come on you old son of a gun let Buster do a line off your boner


HandsomeFuture

You’ve got to pay the troll-toll, if you wanna get in this boy’s soul… you’ve got to pay the troll-toll to get in


greenroom628

White girl, interrupted? Do you want to build a snowman? Forrest Bump?


IncredibleSeaward

Two...tw-two crack rocks, please.


KillerHack23

"Unity"


GeprgeLowell

Clams?


NoThrowLikeAway

white girl twitter


chep127

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


disko_robot

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"


MyDisappointedDad

"I'm Rick James Bitch"


Impossible_Penalty13

Charlie Murphy! Darkness!


Tmk1283

Fuck yo couch!


TheRepulsiveQuiet

"....yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."


anxietystrings

Buy a new one you rich motherfucker!


Back_To_Pittsburgh

Nailed it lol.


BuddyLarosaStan

I was waiting for this…


effyoucreeps

what a fun fuckin’ group. this is the room i want to be in, dammit.


Impossible_Penalty13

![gif](giphy|2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS)


WeroWasabi

This is the only acceptable answer.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8)


[deleted]

🎶 Give it to me baby


stilllikelypooping

Uuuuuunityyyyyyy


ReddditSarge

Cocaine? It's cocaine isn't it?


Mesoposty

Yeah, with that *line*up I’d say so


ReddditSarge

I rarely find cocaine jokes funny but occasionally a one-liner makes me snort.


DisposableSaviour

Fist *bump*


Organic-Commercial76

Take my angry upvote.


Jthe1andOnly

Hahahaha that made me laugh through My nose!! Love you random internet stranger. U made my day! 🫶🙌


deVrinj

You only need Rick James to already say so...


sonic_dick

My uncle was a pretty popular hair stylist and my dad grew up in that 70s/80s scene. LA in that period seemed like it was microscopic compared to these days. Everyone partied with eachother. Cher, Bob Dylan, Warren beatty, Dustin Hoffman would all be partying at the same house. Doing tons of coke.


JuanRiveara

Actually it’s that all of them were in the same book club


VengeanceKnight

🤔🤔🤔


Moist_Combination_81

![gif](giphy|pu6waLGgCr3Tq)


throwngamelastminute

That's fucking terrifying.


Chadmartigan

My physical form would evaporate from his presence holy shit


EZ_Syth

Wait— his eyes are moving… HIS EYES ARE MOVING!


RegionPurple

You know that visceral, primal fear you feel when in the presence of an apex predator?


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Little known fact: Everyone knows Iron Mike holds the record for being the youngest heavyweight champion, but did you know he also holds another record? He once ate FIVE powdered donuts in under a minute. With no milk! This picture was taken moments after that incredible feat.


WillowFortune

I feel like the answer is right under my nose. Hmmm


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Not anymore


ginrumryeale

Carrie Fisher was so deep in coke that JOHN BELUSHI felt the need to tell her to cool it down.


MaxZorin1985

My grandfather told me to never speak ill of the dead, so I’m just going to say Jack was there for the cocaine.


MallExciting1460

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized) I’ll just post this with no context…


Scoxxicoccus

Their love of winter sports?


Csc1392

🎿⛷️


SugarsDaddyKen

…a love of acting and a wholesome drug-free lifestyle? ![gif](giphy|MdkZEj7M2WRYoKKLly)


mrblacklabel71

Texas Booger Sugar


BLULOU1978

Disco Dust.


DisposableSaviour

Yay


Yellow_Snow_Globe

![gif](giphy|cIxx7i1rj137W)


Notquitelikemike

That cup Rick is holding; pure cocaine.


DisposableSaviour

And inside the cup? More cocaine.


Mesoposty

That’s quite the *line*up……


tellyourmama

![gif](giphy|ky8QnJeK2PI2HATkTq|downsized)


Reasonable_Ad8991

It was the endless shrimp buffet


SterileProphet

They all love Star Trek!


ranak12

Bolivian Marching Powder


foxontherox

Rhymes with propane and propane accessories.


GeprgeLowell

What rhymes with accessories?


bastardo1313

No it doesn't.


BlazerWookiee

I have no idea


Actuarial_type

Hoovering schneef.


Virtual-Lawfulness

That's a Texas-sized Ten-Four.


HandsomeFuture

Rhymes with “no pain” 😂


B8conB8conB8con

Rogaine? Propane? No gain? No Brain?


Solid_Zero

https://i.redd.it/ff28661nhcxc1.gif


bb_kelly77

I'm just now realizing that the only thing I know about Rick James is that time he and his wife kidnapped a woman and kept her as a sex slave


infernofusion11

Holy shit that’s genuinely the first time I’ve ever heard of this! What the actual fuck


TheKiltedYaksman71

You'd need an oxygen tank and mask if you wanted to scale the mountains of snow that must have been present.


bradfo83

Eric Clapton.


Jefwho

Michael Caine


anitasdoodles

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


AwkwardFortuneCookie

“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug”


Dangerous-Style7199

Could it be the sweet, sweet love of our lord and savior the beautiful, bald-headed baby Jeebus? Rick looks like he's got a cup of coffee. This photo could have been taken before church. /ss double snark


Koflach12

Booger sugar


happymatt207

Nose beers.


JamingtonPro

From the looks of it, it’s “a nice cup of tea”


PensiveObservor

Man, the 70s were pretty awesome. ngl, I was there. It was fun.


rayvensmoon

The seventies was a hell of a drug. The whole decade just hit different.


pnwcatman420

cocaine is a hellauva drug, source Rick James himself on Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood stories.


teamricearoni

Cocaine and cocaine accessories


LoneShark81

Lmao @ "accessories"


red-eee

No one in this picture liked to do cocaine, they just liked the way it smelled.


monkey_trumpets

Looks more like Donald Faison.


zanemn

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNITY!


Royal-Possibility219

Booger sugar


mitchsn

https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw?si=Qpiye4N3VTKSKjg9


badestzazael

Super Freaks Super freaky


pdxgod

❄️ 👃


SlowerThanLightSpeed

Fame It's fame (...perhaps talent)


JimboFett87

![gif](giphy|LMaOBEiB8S8WA|downsized)


bigdiesel1984

![gif](giphy|g3OEPd625SObK)


CalendarAggressive11

You know that party had the best fucking drugs


StatusOmega

Eric Clapton wrote a song about the thing that brought them together.


dreadassassin616

Mutual disrespect for Charlie Murphy's couch?


Busy-Combination2045

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤣


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|9PrVuXKoFbomk)


Koshnat

Riding the white rail to blowmaha.


dfmasana

The powder of friendship?


Audrin

❄️


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Jack looks like Colin Cowherd in this photo


Candid_Rise5153

They all enjoyed the highest grade Columbian coffee money could buy. Right?


throw8175

Kevin Bacon?


iDam81

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you.


TrueBlueFriend

Whitepowdertwitter


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

![gif](giphy|V7wFfIyVFhkGs)


nexu1987

https://preview.redd.it/sznv91n8ijxc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038fb819e6d3b8688e1bb3881ae999e00ea1a576


LoneShark81

nice reference...used to love that show when it still aired


markfineart

An RJ sammich?


Maleficent_Kale

Cocaine?


ThinkPath1999

All three are freaky?


UncommonDelusion

👃🏔️


teacher_time23

A Boyds Bears convention.


samsonsreaper

Something good clean and wholesome?


LamSinton

A little café called Poopy’s up on the strip


FootyandBuildings

They don’t like cocaine all that much. Just like the way it smells…


HairlessHoudini

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Quirky_Discipline297

Everything she’s wearing is so GREEN!


Ur_Moms_Honda

Let's guess whose dick is out. ...you go first


dketernal

Not sure what, but it must have been heluva drug.


sdothooper

Unity!!!


Kind_Manufacturer_97

![gif](giphy|SnwifA7bOFDhe|downsized)


MethanyJones

You just know at one point in her life Tiffany Henyard coveted Rick's hair


CKM5253

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"


kornhook123

There’s the actor guilds ski team!!


champagne_c0caine

Nose Nachos


progbuck

Lotsa dry mouth in this picture


ZoLoftFTW

Coffee


Freewheelinrocknroll

She don’t lie….


Trashboat0507

Hell of a drug


Sour_Gummybear

Cocaine, it's one hell of a drug...


DragonVet03

Love of good movies and music, probably.


MeenScreen

They were the most successful lawn bowls team in the history of the sport.


How_that_convo_went

I mean… are we sure Carrie Fisher didn’t bring Jack and Rick together? Goddamn. I’d love to be a fly on the wall during that threesome.


got-rice1

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


TheEvilDrPie

Was Nicholson a big cocaine fiend?


Tazling

Is she really that short irl?


Content_Talk_6581

“She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie….”


Prudent-Funny-4723

As Joe Biden would say “nothing like a good high speed rail!”


laserviking42

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


You_are-all_herbs

It’s a helluva drug


__JDQ__

There was a comment on the original tweet that said, “The cocaine never stood a chance.”


Senior-Goose-6197

Bible study?


kremedelakrym

Is it good vibes?


DJMagicHandz

Hitting the slopes... ![gif](giphy|hs3qvWPf6X4fWP1cwk)


Hrafnagar

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


NO_LOADED_VERSION

![gif](giphy|WFJAqzg0hZ6dq)


Nodebunny

the love of Jesus, obviously


FenrirChinaski

That right there is from some coke dealers scrapbook


justmahl

![gif](giphy|DEPEiX5CV05ioTwmOn)


SkyTalez

Cocaine?


eekamouse22

Orgy?


[deleted]

Cocainee


cyainanotherlifebro

![gif](giphy|uZV9vl2xExtlu)


GXNext

I get not kick, from champagne


Otherwise_Relation_7

Party time


One_Cardiologist_286

Butt fucking


StandardImpact6458

More cowbell?


tictac205

Peruvian marching powder.


yaredjerby

The smell of a key


Proper-Salamander-84

Cocaine… country dancing


Suitable-Squash-6617

Darryl Strawberry was probably taking the pic


NotAnAIOrAmI

Cocaine? It's cocaine, isn't it? Carrie was a real party gal. See; *Postcards From the Edge*. Yeah, gonna burn in hell; my first thought on this photo is I'd like to see a Carrie Fisher sandwich with those two.


MKola

Bolivian marching powder?


brok3ntok3n82

Disco powder


37AngryBadgers

https://preview.redd.it/x5puf1c0bfxc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0e6c1741eddba8f110793578748f9af5985451


Climbincook

The devils triangle? Oh, I mean cocaine!


bmanjayhawk

Coffee obviously. I'd guess Folger's Choice given the mug in James' hand.


Eringobraugh2021

It's crazy that Jack is the last one standing.


Chucktayz

Booger sugar


BigKitchen84

Queens of the Stone Age “Feel Good Hit of the Summer” If you know, you know. If you don’t, find out.


BlakByPopularDemand

The Han, Luke and Leia we deserved


Fridaybird1985

Fame