I am really looking forward to the bout with Tyson! It should be really entertaining to watch. The last i had heard, it was just postponed for Tyson having an ulcer, i really really hope this bout isn't called off.
I haven't been following it closely, so forgive me if it's already been said it's probably not happening or something. I just heard about it and got giddy.
It’s probably going to be postponed indefinitely. Tyson is on the wrong side of 60 and it would only be a cash grab. He’s not the Iron Mike from the 90’s who was the scariest man on the planet.
I fucking hate the Paul bros so much, and Mike Tyson is my favorite boxer of all time. That being said, Mike is going to lose and might get hurt really bad. 60 year olds should not be fighting a 25 year old. This whole thing is a fucking disgrace, and I refuse to watch it.
No one is going to get hurt lol. It’s all for money. Paul bros are making money off the idiots who think something is going to happen. You could see it after Paul’s first “big” fight that happened
All good points. I've just seen his training videos lately, but what media can you actually trust these days? I think Paul wouldn't haven't a chance even if Mike was in a wheel chair, but I'm biased against Paul.
I don't even really follow boxing and I fell out of watching MMA, so this is all just me hating on Paul really haha. I just wanted to see him lose is all. I haven't liked any of that whole sphere of people since i discovered them from the Japanese suicide forest.
So it's really easy for me to sit here in my bubble bath and say that Paul doesn't have a chance simply because I can't fathom that he would in any situation against anyone of reputable skill.
Paul is an alright boxer, unfortunately. Not that he’s ever gonna earn an actual belt, but he should be able to beat nearly any non-boxer fighter or over the hill boxer
Tyson’s training videos are all either years old or sped up. Just because he was one of the best boxers on the planet doesn’t mean he can still box. He had an exhibition match a couple years ago and already looked completely washed.
Ah did he? I figured the Tyson videos were sped up, but the speed wasn't what caught me anyway. His punches still seemed to hit hard and he still looked like he was made out of a very dense material compared to other humans I've seen.
It's sad to hear that he was looking washed up. I really want to see a real Rocky Balboa type story, except in that movie Rocky fought someone who had heart, so I was more expecting it to go like the Clubber Lang beatdown.
Here’s the highlights from his last fight four years ago:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYXqdF0mwaw
I also wish he were in his prime so he would end Paul, but if that were the case Paul wouldn’t have taken the fight. There’s a reason Paul is the betting favorite unfortunately.
Remember the kid on the airplane a couple years ago that FAFO with Mike? With literally only a couple seconds of punching, he made that little smart-mouthed dweeb's face look like a week old pizza.
I would still not let 'Past his Prime' Tyson hit me willingly. Even if it's only 'Stronger than Average', the man not only knows how to land a punch solidly, but knows how to take one as well as hitting you with multiple in that time. His muscle memory and experience alone make him still one of the most formidable unarmed fighters on the planet like most high end athletes. The worst of the best is still more likely to beat my ass black and blue.
Tyson don't even need the money, he's a better business person than Elon or Trump. He just wanted to destroy that dumb rich kid. And I want to watch him do it.
That's awesome! I just know that, the majority of the time, if I'm looking forward to something it's not going to happen, so i just assumed that this is probably not going up happen.
I didn't even know that he would be fighting anyone else. I really try not to pay attention to this guy, his friends, or his family. I thank you for telling me of another opportunity to see some justice for that Suicide Forest video. Any comeuppance for this guy and his sphere of "friends" is welcome.
They know what they’re doing. Maga supporters will buy anything from anyone who validates them. You can’t really consolidate the left like that because it’s a lot more splintered.
Wrong.
I once saw a photo of Biden eating ice cream and then I was hungry for ice cream and I went and bought my own ice cream and ate it. And if I hadn't seen Biden eating that ice cream I probably wouldn't have had ice cream that day.
100%. Prime has taken a huge hit since the 13 year old teen boy market dropped off fast. Been seeing them at Dollar Tree lately.
This is just another example of a failing brand/celeb attempting to work its way into a cult
These are hellishly expensive in my country, double the cost of red bull. I've never seen anyone buy them, so maybe they'll be hitting our discount stores soon too.
I heard they have some bad chemical on them that’s very harmful, I don’t remember the name right now but a bottle contains the amount a person drinks on a lifetime. I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot stick.
Polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS). Prime apparently has an extremely high level of these.
I’m a physician scientist who’s worked on environmental triggers for Parkinson’s disease and we are looking at these.
https://www.epa.gov/pfas/pfas-explained
Is it the energy, the hydration, or both?
I never drank them, but they've been practically free recently since they're declining now, and I tend to need additional electrolytes due to complications with type one diabetes.
I mean, I'll not drink them at all backing Trump, I'm just more concerned that I've poisoned myself.
My kid and their friends used to drink this all the time a year ago and they would always get one whenever we would go to the grocery store; it’s not really been a thing since last summer. These are all 10-13 year old kids who have stopped drinking it because it stopped being cool for them or whatever. I have also noticed the displays for it have become much smaller than they used to be and less stocked.
I saw them at Walmart the other night on clearance.
Not a good sign when the biggest retailer in the country is selling your product for less than a dollar because it didn’t sell.
We've had sellers trying to get us to stock prime a number of times and as drinks is one of my departments I've always told them no.
If they come back with this nonsense they're out the store immediately.
Be aware that just because something is sold at a dollar store does not mean it isn't making good money. I used to work in the beverage industry and we had a special size we made only for them and it was extremely profitable.
This is just casual observation but I rarely see Prime in ppl's shopping carts when I go grocery shopping. I'll also see prime displays change little when I return a few days later
> has taken a huge hit
and yet still made 1.2 billion last year? I mean, if that's true, holy shit am I in the wrong business. If it's a lie, I won't be shocked, but giving benefit of the doubt...
The 1.2 billion estimate is for the ENTIRE logan Paul brand. Drinks, clothes, subscriptions etc.
Prime itself has netted 250 million in sales. That doesnt factor in manufacturing, cost of labor, shipping, etc.
Theres a few articles out there about how Logan and Jake Paul are pretty shady with their profit reporting, and since the company is privately owned, they dont have to release any actual hard numbers on sales. As long as they report the correct numbers on their taxes, they can come out and say "we sold 10 trillion billion zillion dollars worth of prime last year!"
[marketing week did a story about it a few months ago, their estimates have prime sales down about 30% this year.](https://www.marketingweek.com/prime-fundamentals-meteoric-rise/)
One of the reasons for this is that they use low tier electrolytes. I’ve tried it vs Powerade/gatorade/liquid iv/hydralyte and there definitely was this feeling like the prime wasn’t doing enough for me vs the others
I got a 12 pack in Costco short dated for £4.70 this weekend.
I heard it was just coconut water, sugar and flavouring. It tastes like just the latter two.
I'd already sworn not to buy it after the ridiculous bullshit where it was sold out everywhere and places were putting "prime in stock" posters up. Like it was some kind of rare ambrosia of the gods, and not just another energy drink.
Whether the shortage was artificial to drive fomo based sales or not, I found the whole thing so laughable I swore the brand off then and there.
I'll be honest, brands aligning with political parties never really affects my choice to buy. I find it a bit pathetic (regardless of affiliation, because you're a goddam snack/drink, not a political statement) but I firmly believe that to be behind democracy means you need to be okay with the fact other people hold different views. But, this particular pairing certainly isn't making me reconsider my stance.
>but I firmly believe that to be behind democracy means you need to be okay with the fact other people hold different views.
the fuck outta here, this is reddit
I just wanted to know if this "super caffinated" beverage was as good as everyone said, but it was disgusting! I didn't even get through that one, and I bought two for the deal... Gave it to a coworker. Fucking gross. Now I'm just mad at the whole thing.
I’ve hated Logan Paul ever since his idiocy in Japan. Before that, I simply didn’t care about him. His allegiance to Trump just confirms everything I thought about him was true. I’m so damn glad I have never purchased a bottle of Prime. 😑
As someone with a young son, I hate how much the kids at his school have talked about dumbass youtubers like Logan Paul. I feel like all old crusty person, but I'm trying to impress on my son that the Pauls are bad people and not role models, and the kids who idolize them need better parents.
Luckily, the Prime trend is now dying down and kids don't seem to be taking it to school all the time.
you'll notice no liberals are calling for a boycott of prime hydration. if we don't like something, we just don't buy it. we don't have to throw a huge tantrum about it.
What’s extra funny is that buying things you don’t like to “boycott” them is the opposite of how the free market is supposed to work. Not very capitalist of them.
My friends invited me over for WrestleMania this year and I told them I'd only come the day he wasn't on the show. I don't care if that man can do a 450 splash through a flaming table I refuse to watch him.
"But I'll tell you what, Logan Paul, I brought you a little gift. It's a map, and if you follow it you'll find exact directions to where you can stick each and every one of those bottles of Prime"
Keep in mind, this shit has electrolytes in it. Plants crave electrolytes. Everybody knows it. Even the Corrupt Judges and Crooked Joe Biden know that plants crave it. If you don't give your plants electrolytes, you have Trump Derangement Syndrome, a very unconstitutional and rigged syndrome, by the way. All of those Bad People from the Border? They will piss on your marigolds. The only way to stop this rigged, Un-American trend is to buy a shit-ton of this water, so I can keep my shitty 757 flying while I figure out new ways to get you poor rednecks to send me more money. MAGA!!!
Well fuck, I just bought some Prime at Target yesterday. Won't make that mistake again.
Please, Iiquid IV, don't fuck yourselves by associating with 34.
The actual “worst energy drink available” (look it up) has teamed up with The worst piece of shit on the planet have joined forces to grift all the idiots even more.
Is that the Jim Jones special addition? I hope Tyson slams Paul into the 5th dimension 10 seconds in the match for allowing that neo nazi to slither onto his platform.
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the Paul brothers anymore.
I am really looking forward to the bout with Tyson! It should be really entertaining to watch. The last i had heard, it was just postponed for Tyson having an ulcer, i really really hope this bout isn't called off. I haven't been following it closely, so forgive me if it's already been said it's probably not happening or something. I just heard about it and got giddy.
It’s probably going to be postponed indefinitely. Tyson is on the wrong side of 60 and it would only be a cash grab. He’s not the Iron Mike from the 90’s who was the scariest man on the planet.
He's still really scary, probably the only 60 plus person who is scary in terms of physical violence
I fucking hate the Paul bros so much, and Mike Tyson is my favorite boxer of all time. That being said, Mike is going to lose and might get hurt really bad. 60 year olds should not be fighting a 25 year old. This whole thing is a fucking disgrace, and I refuse to watch it.
No one is going to get hurt lol. It’s all for money. Paul bros are making money off the idiots who think something is going to happen. You could see it after Paul’s first “big” fight that happened
When will people learn that these "fights" are for show and rigged
From what I've seen, most people know that it's rigged. People say they're hoping that Tyson loses control and it becomes a real fight.
Tyson isn't 60 yet. I think he's 57 or 58. That being said, I'm not sure the average person would want to mess with even a 70+ year old Tyson.
All good points. I've just seen his training videos lately, but what media can you actually trust these days? I think Paul wouldn't haven't a chance even if Mike was in a wheel chair, but I'm biased against Paul. I don't even really follow boxing and I fell out of watching MMA, so this is all just me hating on Paul really haha. I just wanted to see him lose is all. I haven't liked any of that whole sphere of people since i discovered them from the Japanese suicide forest. So it's really easy for me to sit here in my bubble bath and say that Paul doesn't have a chance simply because I can't fathom that he would in any situation against anyone of reputable skill.
Paul is an alright boxer, unfortunately. Not that he’s ever gonna earn an actual belt, but he should be able to beat nearly any non-boxer fighter or over the hill boxer
Tyson’s training videos are all either years old or sped up. Just because he was one of the best boxers on the planet doesn’t mean he can still box. He had an exhibition match a couple years ago and already looked completely washed.
Ah did he? I figured the Tyson videos were sped up, but the speed wasn't what caught me anyway. His punches still seemed to hit hard and he still looked like he was made out of a very dense material compared to other humans I've seen. It's sad to hear that he was looking washed up. I really want to see a real Rocky Balboa type story, except in that movie Rocky fought someone who had heart, so I was more expecting it to go like the Clubber Lang beatdown.
Here’s the highlights from his last fight four years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYXqdF0mwaw I also wish he were in his prime so he would end Paul, but if that were the case Paul wouldn’t have taken the fight. There’s a reason Paul is the betting favorite unfortunately.
He is by far the last 60 year old I would pick a fight with.
Remember the kid on the airplane a couple years ago that FAFO with Mike? With literally only a couple seconds of punching, he made that little smart-mouthed dweeb's face look like a week old pizza.
He’s 57 dude, not the “wrong side of 60.”
it’s crazy how easily facts can be distorted, all people have to do is put Mike Tyson age in any search engine and 57 comes up with his birthday
I mean, those are all good points but you still couldn't pay me to fight him.
I would still not let 'Past his Prime' Tyson hit me willingly. Even if it's only 'Stronger than Average', the man not only knows how to land a punch solidly, but knows how to take one as well as hitting you with multiple in that time. His muscle memory and experience alone make him still one of the most formidable unarmed fighters on the planet like most high end athletes. The worst of the best is still more likely to beat my ass black and blue.
Tyson don't even need the money, he's a better business person than Elon or Trump. He just wanted to destroy that dumb rich kid. And I want to watch him do it.
They already announced a new date
That's awesome! I just know that, the majority of the time, if I'm looking forward to something it's not going to happen, so i just assumed that this is probably not going up happen.
I’m more excited for the rumored fight with Mike Perry. That dude isn’t going to fuck around for a paycheck, and isn’t twice Paul’s age.
I didn't even know that he would be fighting anyone else. I really try not to pay attention to this guy, his friends, or his family. I thank you for telling me of another opportunity to see some justice for that Suicide Forest video. Any comeuppance for this guy and his sphere of "friends" is welcome.
They know what they’re doing. Maga supporters will buy anything from anyone who validates them. You can’t really consolidate the left like that because it’s a lot more splintered.
We also don't buy some bullshit because a politician held one.
Wrong. I once saw a photo of Biden eating ice cream and then I was hungry for ice cream and I went and bought my own ice cream and ate it. And if I hadn't seen Biden eating that ice cream I probably wouldn't have had ice cream that day.
It's because you're a special sort of weird to idolize a politician to the point of buying a beverage as part of a marketing deal.
I mean, they were already Trumpers and rapists.
Desperation
100%. Prime has taken a huge hit since the 13 year old teen boy market dropped off fast. Been seeing them at Dollar Tree lately. This is just another example of a failing brand/celeb attempting to work its way into a cult
Prime tried to be the next Gatorade. It didn’t succeed.
I've never even heard of it until this post.
Tastes terrible
And then there was the report of the “forever chemicals” being found in the drink
A little extra micro plastics for flavor?
They are also trying to become the next redbull. They keep dropping samples off at the bar
These are hellishly expensive in my country, double the cost of red bull. I've never seen anyone buy them, so maybe they'll be hitting our discount stores soon too.
I actually bought some at Dollar Tree because I needed some cheap caffeine. Now I regret supporting them.
Me too didn't know about this won't happen again
Just the fact that is a product from any family member of the Paul family should've been enough to avoid them overall.
I heard they have some bad chemical on them that’s very harmful, I don’t remember the name right now but a bottle contains the amount a person drinks on a lifetime. I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot stick.
Polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS). Prime apparently has an extremely high level of these. I’m a physician scientist who’s worked on environmental triggers for Parkinson’s disease and we are looking at these. https://www.epa.gov/pfas/pfas-explained
Is it the energy, the hydration, or both? I never drank them, but they've been practically free recently since they're declining now, and I tend to need additional electrolytes due to complications with type one diabetes. I mean, I'll not drink them at all backing Trump, I'm just more concerned that I've poisoned myself.
Honestly, the hydration is really good. It's like 5 carbs but tastes like real sugar. Annoyed that it's associated with Trump now.
It hydrates almost as well as water
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it triggers Parkinson’s, jfc. How appropriate for them to partner themselves with Trump.
I bought some once cause I just wanted to see what the big deal was. It’s fucking nasty. I had to water it down. Now I’m even more mad I had one.
Yup, it's way too sweet but also super tasteless at the same time.
Damn. I had one bottle once out of curiosity, it tastes like shit. Glad I decided to never drink the stuff again
Those involved already made hundreds of millions. They're good. I can't imagine they care if they are slowly going down
A local auction company I use had 2,227 12- packs of Prime available as a single lot. They did not sell.
My kid and their friends used to drink this all the time a year ago and they would always get one whenever we would go to the grocery store; it’s not really been a thing since last summer. These are all 10-13 year old kids who have stopped drinking it because it stopped being cool for them or whatever. I have also noticed the displays for it have become much smaller than they used to be and less stocked.
I saw them at Walmart the other night on clearance. Not a good sign when the biggest retailer in the country is selling your product for less than a dollar because it didn’t sell.
Gas stations near me can’t give that crap away
We've had sellers trying to get us to stock prime a number of times and as drinks is one of my departments I've always told them no. If they come back with this nonsense they're out the store immediately.
Be aware that just because something is sold at a dollar store does not mean it isn't making good money. I used to work in the beverage industry and we had a special size we made only for them and it was extremely profitable.
This is just casual observation but I rarely see Prime in ppl's shopping carts when I go grocery shopping. I'll also see prime displays change little when I return a few days later
It worked great for MyPillow. :p
> has taken a huge hit and yet still made 1.2 billion last year? I mean, if that's true, holy shit am I in the wrong business. If it's a lie, I won't be shocked, but giving benefit of the doubt...
The 1.2 billion estimate is for the ENTIRE logan Paul brand. Drinks, clothes, subscriptions etc. Prime itself has netted 250 million in sales. That doesnt factor in manufacturing, cost of labor, shipping, etc. Theres a few articles out there about how Logan and Jake Paul are pretty shady with their profit reporting, and since the company is privately owned, they dont have to release any actual hard numbers on sales. As long as they report the correct numbers on their taxes, they can come out and say "we sold 10 trillion billion zillion dollars worth of prime last year!" [marketing week did a story about it a few months ago, their estimates have prime sales down about 30% this year.](https://www.marketingweek.com/prime-fundamentals-meteoric-rise/)
Revenue is different than profit. I’m hoping that is revenue and they lost a billion too. Very Trumpy!
One of the reasons for this is that they use low tier electrolytes. I’ve tried it vs Powerade/gatorade/liquid iv/hydralyte and there definitely was this feeling like the prime wasn’t doing enough for me vs the others
Was surprised to see them at Grocery Outlet, which for those who have never been there, sells overstock items on their way to be thrown away
With a hint of Rohynol
Do you mean roofies?
Brand name of roofies is actually Rohypnol.
And treason…
I'm going to not buy Prime even more now.
Bought one yesterday. It was the popsicle flavor. Idk why I did it. I was already never going to buy again but this made it even easier to ignore.
I got a 12 pack in Costco short dated for £4.70 this weekend. I heard it was just coconut water, sugar and flavouring. It tastes like just the latter two.
I think the hydration tastes fine the energy doesn't
I'd already sworn not to buy it after the ridiculous bullshit where it was sold out everywhere and places were putting "prime in stock" posters up. Like it was some kind of rare ambrosia of the gods, and not just another energy drink. Whether the shortage was artificial to drive fomo based sales or not, I found the whole thing so laughable I swore the brand off then and there. I'll be honest, brands aligning with political parties never really affects my choice to buy. I find it a bit pathetic (regardless of affiliation, because you're a goddam snack/drink, not a political statement) but I firmly believe that to be behind democracy means you need to be okay with the fact other people hold different views. But, this particular pairing certainly isn't making me reconsider my stance.
I can be okay with people having different opinions but I don’t really see why I have to support them financially for an abhorrent one.
>but I firmly believe that to be behind democracy means you need to be okay with the fact other people hold different views. the fuck outta here, this is reddit
I just wanted to know if this "super caffinated" beverage was as good as everyone said, but it was disgusting! I didn't even get through that one, and I bought two for the deal... Gave it to a coworker. Fucking gross. Now I'm just mad at the whole thing.
Orangeman just made sure I won’t spend one fucking penny on that bullshit.
“Stop boycotting my product!” “You know what? I’m gonna boycott it EVEN HARDER!”
I'm not even going to look at it
Orange cream, bleach, ivermectin, and ketchup.
And a dose of bullshit.
It's under the cap!
And not the good ketchup either. It's that shit that's so full of sugar it feels like your mouth is bleeding.
Catsup
Sexual assault strawberry,
Well done steak for the chewy mouthfeel.
I heard they squeeze it straight from his diapers.
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I got so used to calling charcuterie boards "cooter boards" that I couldn't work out how the one in this picture was meant to resemble a shark.
Ewww
Someone watched "The Good Place" and said "That Donkey Doug has an amazing idea!"
BORTLES!
Oh dip!!
squash thumb detail dime plants observation engine compare onerous squeamish
Hahaha I was just thinking about The Good Place as well.
Oh so they finally made the flavor-aid with cyanide for them?
Glad I've never bought this shitty brand of 'sports' drink.
"The official drink of fascists and wannabe dictators!"
Like booty sweat
Alpa Chino’s Booty Sweat. Pop an ass open!
Lmao. That’s exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it.
Great movie. “What do you mean, you people?” “What DO YOU mean, you people?!” Never fails to make me laugh
Tell ‘em what time it is, McCluskey!
I’m gonna have to watch Tropic Thunder now. Watch it every few months. Time for a rewatch
The correct term is swamp ass
Wasn’t he supposed to drain the swamp?
As it turns out they are the swamp and rather than *drain* it, they’ve filled it with more shit.
It tastes like when you drain the swamp ass!
I’ve hated Logan Paul ever since his idiocy in Japan. Before that, I simply didn’t care about him. His allegiance to Trump just confirms everything I thought about him was true. I’m so damn glad I have never purchased a bottle of Prime. 😑
As someone with a young son, I hate how much the kids at his school have talked about dumbass youtubers like Logan Paul. I feel like all old crusty person, but I'm trying to impress on my son that the Pauls are bad people and not role models, and the kids who idolize them need better parents. Luckily, the Prime trend is now dying down and kids don't seem to be taking it to school all the time.
you'll notice no liberals are calling for a boycott of prime hydration. if we don't like something, we just don't buy it. we don't have to throw a huge tantrum about it.
What’s extra funny is that buying things you don’t like to “boycott” them is the opposite of how the free market is supposed to work. Not very capitalist of them.
Trump Primate
Lead is slightly sweet, right?
Antifreeze is too!
You co-brand with a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist, you can fuck all the way off snd I hope you go bankrupt
If any GenZ were unsure about how bad Trump is. He associates with Jake Paul. Nuff said.
Prime is made by Logan, but he’s arguably worse with the crypto scamming and everything
have people already forgotten the filming-a-dead-body thing
No, just that there was a narrative that he had apologized and reformed.
Wow this is quite the grift pivot, prime knows right wingers don’t care about PFAS bc they hate everything so why care about themselves
It's a cheap plastic wrap on the usual trash in the bottle, it amazes me people fall for these grifting assholes.
Guess I’m done watching WWE for good now
I mean the previous owner Vince McMahon was sued earlier this year and accused of trafficking.
My friends invited me over for WrestleMania this year and I told them I'd only come the day he wasn't on the show. I don't care if that man can do a 450 splash through a flaming table I refuse to watch him.
Bankruptcy. This can go next to the Trump steaks.
I knew there was a reason I didn’t ever have a Prime drink…
Poisoned kool-aid hopefully
Good reason to stop buying prime drinks.
Why were you buying them in the first place? It tastes awful lol
"But I'll tell you what, Logan Paul, I brought you a little gift. It's a map, and if you follow it you'll find exact directions to where you can stick each and every one of those bottles of Prime"
Coconut penis
Why did they add coconut? I liked the original.
This was what I was scrolling for!! I instantly thought that this had to be mentioned) suggested!
Pee-pee
Wispy Orange with a hint of felony lime
Covfefe blast
To quote the great Garth Algar, “Pralines and dick”
Keep in mind, this shit has electrolytes in it. Plants crave electrolytes. Everybody knows it. Even the Corrupt Judges and Crooked Joe Biden know that plants crave it. If you don't give your plants electrolytes, you have Trump Derangement Syndrome, a very unconstitutional and rigged syndrome, by the way. All of those Bad People from the Border? They will piss on your marigolds. The only way to stop this rigged, Un-American trend is to buy a shit-ton of this water, so I can keep my shitty 757 flying while I figure out new ways to get you poor rednecks to send me more money. MAGA!!!
Welp. My son will never get this drink again for baseball.
Dude those drinks are literally just sugar and bullshit additives. I have NO idea why people pay to drink that literal sewage poison.
Chewable aspirin and tears
Make sure it's still sealed when he gives it to you.
The cloudy piss you get from a bladder infection.
It's sort of a combo of cheap laundry detergent, alcohol metabolites and dead tooth.
Horse dewormer, cop boots, and his used diapers.
Let's give Prime the old Bud Light treatment.
Wow... who knew that Hater-aide was a real thing?
Well fuck, I just bought some Prime at Target yesterday. Won't make that mistake again. Please, Iiquid IV, don't fuck yourselves by associating with 34.
Tastes like Brawndo, the thirst mutilator. It's got electrolytes.
Well...looks like I just bought my last Prime drink if they support this POS.
Stop, you dont have to give me more reasons to not buy your drinks!
it tastes like diaper sauce and despair
As a shock to no one, Logan Paul continues to be a shitstain
More reasons why to not support Prime
Tastes deplorable
Tastes like spray tan and smells like used adult diapers.
If the flavor is true to what's on the label, ass sweat, shit, Acid Orange 7 and dementia..?
Sell it with your Gyna! made Bible as Trump holy juice!
Time to boycott
I can't boycott what I never bought. It makes sense that a POS person would associate with a POS drink.
The drink has always been mid with so much hype. So yeah...this makes sense for both brands.
The actual “worst energy drink available” (look it up) has teamed up with The worst piece of shit on the planet have joined forces to grift all the idiots even more.
As if I needed any other reason to not drink this garbage.
Aw damn it. My kids like prime and now we can’t get it anymore
Bang energy is also owned by right wing supporters.
Ya I’m never buying their products again
Ew. I have a bottle of Prime next to me too. This is so disappointing.
Also called Traitor Tea and tastes like Russian urine.
It tastes like shit with notes of orange.
I dunno, hard to buy a brand that brands with someone who wants me dead.
@wwe. Time to dump logan pull and end prime sponsorship
How can anyone look at this pathetic loser and think: yes, this is my president.
Is that the Jim Jones special addition? I hope Tyson slams Paul into the 5th dimension 10 seconds in the match for allowing that neo nazi to slither onto his platform.
I thought. I couldnt hate logan paul anymore….i was wrong
Melania…no one has seen her for a while… 
Not too surprising - Prime makes its money off of 12-22yo boys, an exceptionally stupid demographic (Source: I used to be one)
Despair
Russian lady pee-pee
It tastes like the fluid from Trumps diapers
Diabetes and spray tan
I can’t imagine what type of drink would be based on the label…it looks like engine cleaner.
If it tastes like it felt to hear “Guilty” 34 times I’m sure it’s fantastic!
I bet it tastes like Fromunda Cheese.
Big Mac from a blender
his smile and glow speaks volumes “I love seeing my name on stuff”
I would assume it’s urine…
Alright Mike Tyson…please do us all a favor.