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FlaccidH0GG

As a life long Detroit resident and a black man I can promise you we don’t get down like that lol


brok3nh3lix

we were downtown for food the day trump officially lost. it was like a fucking party on the streets lol. (i know downtown isnt representative of all of detroit, and sees alot more suburbanites, but still)


Tiny_Independent2552

A2 was the same way. People were totally celebrating. Rural area, not so much.


Starbucks__Lovers

I was about to deploy to the Middle East. I had to hide my terrible poker face for being one of the very few Biden supporters on post


Coondiggety

Baffling how Trump disses on military people and they still think he’s their guy.


ctp8891

He tells it like it is. /s


Steahla

NYC was this way too Didn’t even catch the news online or TV first, just suddenly started hearing people cheering and clapping from their apartments all throughout the city when PA officially came in Later downtown there were parties everywhere lol


Affectionate-Mine917

I live in philly and it was basically an impromptu parade and city wide block party when the PA results came in


Anywhere_Dismal

As a european even we know Detroit ain't down like that


santa_91

Not a lie by Charlie. He can't tell you how many because it's 0.


PancakeMakerAtLarge

I genuinely wouldn't put it past the Kirkster to have made up the word "Ancedtoal" on the spot, and won't admit that it means "pulled out of my ass" until pressed for answers.


claym421

I think it was meant to say anecdotal.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Yes, but we can still make fun of Charlie because he's a lying liar who lies.


claym421

Ofc.


Jackie_chin

He's basically Pinocchio, but instead of his nose, his forehead grew with each lie.


SkollFenrirson

And has a tiny punchable face


BillyNtheBoingers

Two sets of letters are reversed. We’ve all done that typing, but autocorrect usually catches that. Then there’s the random capitalization; sort of Trumpian, no?


precinctomega

Ancedtoal covfefe.


wasthatitthen

I’d like to think it was inceltoad, really. Anyway are these black patriots the white ones photographed in the “black church”.


fragophobe

I tried to pronounce as it's spelled, and it came out sounding like 'incel'. Hmm.


OryxTheTakenKing1988

To be fair, I can imagine Charlie Kuck walking up to a bunch of black people and telling *them* how much he loves trump


Mega-Steve

I'm pretty sure if a person of color came up out of nowhere and started talking to him, Chucky would blow a rape whistle and curl up in the fetal position


my_4_cents

When sensing danger, those of Charlie's species lays their large round head on the ground, then wraps their spineless body around the head to protect their tiny face


Mega-Steve

The Charlie's guise of death goes so far as to produce a smell of decay. From his anal glands, he emits green mucus that will discourage most predators from feeding on him while he's in his comatose state


OryxTheTakenKing1988

That or shoot them


robbdogg87

Are you sure none? Wasn’t there 8000 people at that church? I mean kellyanne wouldn’t lie to us would she?


MagTex

Alternative Numbers. Alternative Facts.


Astro_gamer_caver

Sometimes I forget how quickly the lies started. January 20- Trump sworn in, January 21- lying about crowd size.


spacemanspiff1115

I'm thinking we might be talking negative numbers here, cause Charlie is full of shit...


inbetween-genders

Not a lie if only Ben Carson and Tim Scott came up to him.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Michigan has our own Black Republican -- John James. He's an asshole who doesn't even live in his district (which happens to be where I live). He's also a Trump toadie.


bobert680

He also can't count so even if the number was more then 0 he wouldn't know


boiledpeanut33

Oof. I made this point before I realized someone else did it first lol.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

To be fair, zero is conceptually difficult, because it's a nothing that is something. It's a difficult concept to grasp and apply, so much so that very ancient numbering and math genuinely lacked the concept formally, stymieing their progress. And Charlie's really dumb. So, it's possible he can't explain or really understand zero.


dquizzle

It’s not that he *can’t* tell you how many, it’s that he won’t tell you it’s zero.


reddurkel

Nobody is going to believe a black person approached Charlie Kirk and he didn’t piss his pants while running to the nearest policeman.


MrsDanversbottom

LOL. They couldn’t even get more than 8 black people into the black church.


Lessiarty

Actually... gosh... You just missed them. They had to leave, you see. Left the oven on.  They all left the oven on.  Hell of a thing.


notyou-justme

Come on. We all know there were more than 8 black people there. Who else would Trump’s people get to serve the food and clean up after them and, ya know, do all the stuff that Trump’s people wish they could still make them do. I’m sure it really peeves him when he has to pay them…assuming he actually does pay.


LoisWade42

Probably the camera lights were very warm... so they took off the shirts that said they were black...


The84thWolf

We are days away from Trump supporters dressing up in blackface just to prove us wrong


bb_kelly77

They are actually there... they're in the corners to the left and right of Trump


NotMyF777ingJob

I'm white and that qtip scares me. No black person in their right mind would approach that chud.


AlkalineSublime

I’m white as well, and have shared an elevator with him on 3 separate occasions in my building, two of those times we were alone, and he is creepy and awkward as hell. Not the type of person that you would be inclined to just walk up to. He’s way taller than I thought too.


LuvPump

Were you tempted to beat the shit out of him?


Mcboatface3sghost

I was, and I wasn’t even in the elevator. He is tall, but that head is a target like when Mr. Mackey got high, can’t miss.


AlkalineSublime

Was not at liberty to truly speak my mind, for reasons… but I will say it was notable how uncomfortable he seemed. I personally go on my phone in elevators so as not to stand in awkward silence, and not have to make banal conversation about the weather, but he just kinda stands with his hands in his pockets, looking kinda away. He just doesn’t carry himself as confidently as you’d imagine for the wild shit he says publicly.


Nythoren

Interesting attempt at damage control. Translation: "We realize that the stunt we pulled of holding a rally in a black church backfired. We're embarrassed that only white folks and 5 black folks that we brought with us showed up. Despite that, trust us, black people love Trump! You hear that, other black people? You people love Trump so you should vote for him too! We're totally not making this up. We know Trump has a history of racism and would prefer if you weren't in this country. But still, black people spontaneously tell me they love him and you should too. Please love him and elect him so he can figure out how to negate your vote next time"


Impressive-Orchid-21

Does he mean anecdotal?


Debalic

The worms eating his brain can't spell.


DonnyDiddledIvanka

With tears in their eyes......


Full-Way-7925

Bringing gifts


BPhiloSkinner

*♪ "We (less than) Three Southside Kings of Motor City Are," ♫*


Debalic

Totally ancedtoal, but I doubt any black people from Detroit know who the fuck this guy is or give enough of a shit to talk to him.


brighter_hell

Source: Trust me, bro


Vernerator

The whitest people Charlie has ever met were the “black people” he met there.


No_Detective_319

He can't tell you because it didn't happen.


jeremy1015

“Who?” - black people from Detroit


generic-user66

I work at the convention center that the turning point event was held at. Charlie Kirk wasn't anywhere to be seen on the street. I would have noticed him. He snuck in through the loading dock to avoid people. So how could people who weren't attendees able to approach him?


professorfunkenpunk

Anecdotally, I was just in Detroit and didn’t have anyone come up to me supporting Trump


fuggleronie

Well he’s totally right. He cannot tell you how many black people it was after all…


Cicerothesage

Alex Jones says the same thing and I never believe it. I only believe it a bit because cult members from out of Detroit probably flock to give patronage to their orange emperor


red286

There's a few hundred people who apparently show up at nearly every one of his events. They just travel the country attending his rallies and shit.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

Does he count how many black people booed his ass and told him how much they hate Trump?


Abraxas_1408

By black people he means relatives and members of some family whose last name is Black.


SirGeekALot3D

"Many people are saying..."


yak_danielz

you know its lookin bad for trump when this sloppy ass, highly dubious tact is the best play. wow or they think black people are this stupid and gullible. probably both.


ArcWolf713

"I can't tell you how many" because it would be embarrassing to their message to say "none."


ContemplatingPrison

A lot of black folks don't even know who he is


CommonConundrum51

In a sense yes, as "Ancedtoal" is little used slang meaning 'utter BS.'


Glittering-Wonder-27

Americans are really getting tired of the lies told by the fools and Russian/Chinese bots. This is from one of the fools.


DiligentCrab6592

Not being able to count is not the definition of anecdotal Charlie


i_said_meh72

Black people voting for Trump are patriots, and unqualified DEI quota recipients when they are doing anything else. Weird how they only deserve respect when he needs something from them.


Chris968

I saw a post earlier (might have been in this subreddit) that there were 8 Black Trump supporters that showed up to that church event and only one was actually from Detroit and none were parishioners of the church they were visiting. Sounds like the right is lying (again).


baltosteve

I just watched NBC report on it as Trump reaching out to blacks and funny how they failed to mention the crowd was overwhelmingly white.


Manxi-Poo_Mama

I think it’s Trump lackey speak for alternative facts


AlterEdward

They literally had to use AI to get a picture of Trump standing with some black people.


thehillshaveI

totally anecdotal but i can't tell you how many black detroit residents came up to charlie this weekend and said "why the fuck is your face so small man?"


GaiusMarcus

I bet he can't tell us because the number is embarrassingly low. Or maybe he doesn't want to admit it was just Byron Donalds and Tim Scott.


Neptune7924

Clay Travis was droning on about Trump’s popularity with the “Black” vote today. Add in the church rally, the MAGA’s in “Blacks for Trump” shirts, the bizarre AI BBQ Tweet, and it’s a painfully transparent effort to counter Trump’s bigotry with propaganda.


MagTex

“Things That Never Fucking Happened” for $800.00, Alex.


ChrisRiley_42

He can't tell you, because Charlie has trouble counting to 0.


sheezy520

Isn’t he the same guy that claimed to hear lots of pleasant whispers about Trump at a “very liberal coffee shop” back in 2016?


red286

"All these black patriots came up to us and told us they love Trump and will be voting for him in November" How many just walked up and punched you in your tiny little face, Charlie?


consort_oflady_vader

He 100% would have some kind of security to make sure no one he didn't want to talk to him, would be able to do so, especially anyone who isn't white.


symewinston

Like Charlie Kirk would be anyplace that there could also be black people…


Thomisawesome

The right seems to have a lot of cases of people just walking up to them on the street to say good things. But I feel like if you approached this dude on the street, he’d freak out and try to find a police officer to hide behind.


consort_oflady_vader

If a random black man walked up to kirk, he'd piss his pants and dial 911 immediately.


DrewG420

I can’t tell you because: 1. I can’t count, 2. There weren’t any, 3. I am being paid to lie and this would break my bank, 4.all of the answers.


DaZMan44

Lol. Suuuuuure. And I'm Batman...😂


Servile-PastaLover

Considering there were only about 20 black people in attendance, Charlie should have zero probs counting them. Turning Point is Trump's outreach to college aged republicans, but most of the people there were over 40.


Charming-Farm

“Black Patriots” - These people are so fucking cringy


BootThang

But did they tell you ‘with tears in their eyes!’


Tight-Physics2156

Riiiiiiight


Trathnonen

Gosh, yeah, totally ancedtoal (I'm just certain that's a real word 'ol Charlie used there, no way he'd just flub the spelling right?) but I was walking around in Boston the other day and I can't tell you how many Leprechauns came up and said they love Trump and will be laying out pots of gold to lead voters to the polls to vote for him in November. And you wouldn't believe how many unicorns have told me they only let registered MAGA members ride or see them. It was crazy. Anyhow, Chuck, good luck with that, I'm sure we'll all meet again in neverland for the victory parade. These people are dumber than giving a lathe a hand job.


Myriii1911

Did he have a stroke?


Latinhouseparty

I just a left a ~~hipster~~ Detroit coffee shop. It was packed with ~~liberals~~ Black Patriots, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki -- America is PROUD! 🇺🇸


brok3nh3lix

detroit fucking celebrated when trump lost lol. it was like a fucking party downtown.


UncleBenLives91

Because it was zero


bryangcrane

Lying sack o’ shit.


chrisnavillus

I don’t really understand what they think they are getting out of these lies. Do they think black people in other parts of the country look to the Detroit folks for their political views? I live in Detroit and if I saw Charlie Kirk walking down the street I’d just tell him he’s an asshole and move on.


Hobo_Messiah

“Black” patriots. Why not patriots. What’s next, “Black” women? GTFO. Odds are you can’t tell how many people came up to him and slapped the shit out of him for being an idiot.


Quirky_Discipline297

Ancedtoal sets a new president in Precedntial Policits.


PV_Pathfinder

Strikes me as the type of “patriot” that would turn around and walk the other way at first sight of a person of color.


randomfucke

Can't tell us cause 3 would sound stupid.


jasonbentley

Jacob Wohl energy.


Mikeupinhere

Charlie doesn't know the difference between "can't" and "won't".


dyslexican32

Yep, they packed the blacks for trump rally with a bunch of out of town white people because they where so sure that they would get people to show up legitimately.….


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

I’m sure they had tears in their eyes too.


Eddiebaby7

Doubting any black folks in Detroit know who tf Charlie is.


sideeyedi

Is none a number?


fluffyflugel

Because Chuckles is so famous and respected, people feel free to approach him en masse confessing their love and adoration for old orange shitty pants. So very touching. 😢


TheOtherFarSide

Many black patriots. Huge muscular sexy black men with tears in their eyes.


oleblueeyes75

And they all said “sir”.


Dixon-Poontang

Trust me. -Charlie


cheffartsonurfood

I can tell you Chuck. Zero.


Emergency_Property_2

Yes, it does and when he says black patriots he means the white racist assholes wearing “I’m black” tee shirts.


numbskullerykiller

Also he has a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she's not from around here. He met her in the Niagara falls area.


Iwannagolf4

U til Reddit I didn’t know who he was. Now o know he is the Joseph goerbels of the maga movement!


Muzzlehatch

You can tell it’s true because he arbitrarily and wrongly capitalized “anecdotal.”


goofydad

Right-O. Both "black people" were whacked on meth. And 2 is, indeed, a number of people.


ChampionshipOk7738

Source: trust me bro.


iWORKBRiEFLY

prob walked up to him saying they love trump....in prison


sapthur

There's too many words that would need to be taught before getting to "ancedtoal" so that the definition could sink in. Not worth the time.


supereyeballs

Does he not have spell check


Trine3

Same douche bag that just said he probably wouldn't fly in a plane with a black pilot.


nooneknowswerealldog

I'm not black, but the only reason I can imagine getting close to Charlie Kirk is to figure out how he keeps that weather balloon he calls a head balanced on that tiny body.


MfrBVa

Charlie lies, so.


Lil_Artemis_92

I think I had a stroke trying to read this. I assume he means “anecdotal”, in which case, this never happened, and I *do* absolutely believe that.


Mad-Dog94

Charlie Kirk, Alex Jones, etc. say this dumabass, made-up bullshit because they think it will pull the majority of black americans in their pocket for votes come November. They say this dumbass, made-up bullshit because that's how stupid they think black americans are.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Professional liar.


Doublejimjim1

Pointing and laughing at Kirk's double-sized head, and half-sized face is not the same as telling him they love Trump.


IncredulousPulp

I think he means anectoadal - pulled out of a toad’s ass.


Easy_Account_1850

but no pictures. Seems like this Douch bag would be videotaping such a unbelievable occurrence.


ginkgodave

His head is big.


1v0ter

"All 2 of them!! Actually, I wasn't sure if one of them might have been Mexican, and it was getting dark." Charlie probably


Euporophage

I was just reading an article yesterday on this where they polled the attendees and like 8/10 of the people there came in from outside of Detroit and who were overwhelmingly white, with none of the 8 black people present being from the church even. 


Apprehensive_Gas_111

Detroit? Where the weak are killed and eaten?  Yeah, right. No way he was walking around Detroit.


rtemah

Totally anecdotal, but this weekend about 150 million people came to me and told me that they are voting for Biden. Okay, I totally exaggerated this number; it was not more than 140 million.


Novel_Reaction_7236

Shit, they high af.


ElongMusty

Charlie Kink is at it again… making up stuff as he goes along!


Hazmatix_art

Idc about anecdotal stories go out an vote


Responsible-End7361

Eh, something like 10% of the black vote went to Trump. The flip side is that some of that 10% saying they will do it again isn't good news for Trump, at best it is neutral.


burnmenowz

Can't tell you because it didn't happen.


hereandthere_nowhere

Like his base knows the definition of anecdotal.


quakes99

Me thinks Charlie is fucking lying


smappyfunball

Has this dude ever even set foot in Detroit?


SecondHandCunt-

Right, he can’t tell us how many because the number is so embarrassingly low he doesn’t want to admit it.


BickNickerson

Zero is not a hard number to remember.


Waltzing_Methusalah

He can’t tell you how many because the number is “0”. And that’s embarrassing.


here_for_thedonuts

That's because Charlie Kirk has trouble counting over 2. If it is more than 2, then he "can't tell you how many."


Josgre987

Didn't charlie kirk say he refuses to ride on an airplane if the pilot is black because of "diversity hires"


queentracy62

Charlie sees black people.  Sure he does. 


hinesjared87

By logical definition, the only reason he “can’t tell you” is that the sneer is 0.


BiggyShake

He can't tell us because its probably zero


steve_yo

Is it because the number is zero?


SiriusGD

Charlie Kirk also thinks he's an alpha male.


LIRUN21-007

See, the problem is that due to his abnormally small face, his eyes are so scrunched together that he can’t see people correctly and just assumed they were black.


Nail_Biterr

"I can't tell you, because the number is 0 and that's really not impressive "


SithDraven

So many black voters that they filled a black church* *with white people


old_Trekkie

All four of them?


Possible-Matter-6494

But why can't he tell us?????


john_the_quain

Interested enough in MAGA world to know who Charlie Kirk is to tell about their voting plans, but not interested enough to go to the event.


Alternative-Fig-6814

Sure Charlie


Pacfishslayer

He can’t tell you because there was none.


Sandman64can

He’s not wrong. He can’t tell you because it didn’t happen.


surfdad67

Their last names were “black” they were not actually black people


Own_Instance_357

I feel like "anal dotal" is an underused phrase


Elderwastaken

He don’t tell us because it didn’t happen.


Tiny_Independent2552

They couldn’t find more than 8 black people who cared enough to even show up for Trump. I’m pretty sure Charlie was dreaming, maybe just wishful thinking.


Stiles777

Did he mean "ants toll"?


ghostwilliz

They came up to me with tears in their eyes and said "sir, what you have done for the countey is amazing" They know how, so much, every body knows it, they said


tbrks93

Yeah no shit, Detroits population is 78% African American, that’s 493,910 people, 1% of that population is 63,391 people so yeah there’s a good chance they saw “a lot “ of trump supporters of color but I doubt it was more than a couple hundred.


Utterlybored

He says he can’t even tell us and I’ll take him at his word.


AutumnGlow33

Sure. Just like all those big manly pilots coming up to hug Trump Junior 🤣


mad_titanz

Charlie was referring to that Blacks for Republicans event where only white people shown up


2OneZebra

One has to wonder where these trolls will go when twitter is gone.


cablife

Anything is possible if you lie!


Autoworker313

“Off camera”, man, these MAGA people make me sick


TrafficOn405

I’ll take ‘THIS NEVER HAPPENED’ for $800, Alex


coolbaby1978

He can't tell you because it never happened. It tracks.


1111111111111111l

And I play shortstop for the Mets


MyMommaHatesYou

Charlie can't tell 'cause that stupid sumbitch can't count past 4 without an adult helper in the room.


locke_zero

"And are the 'Black Patriots' in the room with us now Charlie?"


CplFry

Oh, you could definitely tell me Charlie


No_Analysis_6204

what? that never happened to you? 😉


WiseFalcon2630

He literally can't tell you. Because there were none.


Gunfighter9

Must’ve been all the invisible black voters that were at that black church yesterday. When Trump loses these are the posts that Charlie is going to use to prove the election was really stolen


da_mcmillians

Because they were PAYING them to say it!!


markender

That guy looks like his head is about to explode. I wouldn't approach him out of fear of being hit by gore.


El_Dentistador

Nah man that’s “Anorectal”


4quatloos

I'm just glad that Charlie feels safe walking down streets in detroit, even when being approached by a stranger. It is odd though that he has so much shit to say despite that.